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The question is how to clean up this scene. "

Chapter 6

He seemingly inadvertently glanced at the most conspicuous and shocking flesh and blood far away from the pile of corpses, and he could vaguely recognize the humanoid flesh and blood of a handsome man. The flash of cold light in his eyes was clearly captured by the emperor.

The emperor stopped and followed his gaze to look at the bloody man, thoughtfully.

And the male god didn't care about the prime minister rushing forward, in the blink of an eye, he hugged me and disappeared on the spot.

This night is destined to be uneven.

The palace of the Western Zhou Dynasty far away on the other side of the Central Plains.Hidden under layers of gauze curtains in the gorgeous palace came out a low-pitched magnetic male voice, full of abnormal love and obsession: "The gift I prepared for you, do you like it..."

the next day.The anecdote of last night was spread all over the streets——

Passerby A: "The general is collaborating with the enemy and treason?!"

Passerby B: "Hey, no wonder, I thought something was wrong with him!"

Passer-by C: "Come on, you haven't even seen the great general. But last night, Dr. Yu Shi personally saw the general collaborating with the enemy, and killed the general and hundreds of enemy soldiers. It's really amazing..."

Passerby B: "But why do I always feel that something is wrong?"

Passerby A: "Perhaps the general is coveting the beauty of Doctor Yushi."

Passerby B: "You pig brain, you can figure this out, why don't you say that the enemy country is coveting the beauty of Doctor Censor!"

Passerby Ding: "Really..."

—Mortals, you may be right.

I don't know how long I fell asleep, but when I woke up, I found myself in a strange room.

My mind was empty and my eyes were blank. I lay numbly on the big soft bed and looked straight along the roof facing me, but I didn't know what I was looking at.

The male god was staring at me without blinking, but I woke up suddenly and startled him, and now he was even more shocked by my appearance: "You..."

I said blankly, "Very good."

The male god had a rare expression on his face, expressing his disbelief: "I..."

I continued blankly: "Shut up."

The male god resolutely did not provoke me, and sat quietly by the side.

In this way, I lay silently, and he sat quietly, accompanying me... for two days.That's right, for two whole days, they didn't give me food or drink, just sat on the edge of the bed and looked at me without saying a word, staring at me with fixed eyes.

I began to suspect that he brought me back because he wanted to torture me slowly, and then watched my reaction to dying bit by bit, and was excited about it. (Male god: "???")

abnormal! (Male god: "...")

I turned my eyes silently, finally looked at him squarely, and said hoarsely: "Water..."

The male god immediately got up and poured water. After drinking the water, I said I was hungry again, and the male god was busy preparing food again.Watching him busy up and down, before and after running, I finally felt comfortable.

The male god saw that I seemed to have regained some popularity, so he was relieved.

On the fifth day, I quietly left here and returned to the city.In fact, I'm a bit apprehensive about his identity, and since I haven't seen his true face, I'm still worried about his intentions.

In the capital city, rumors of that incident were buzzing.But all the insiders who came across the scene remained silent, and no official dared to question whether Dr. Yushi did anything wrong.

As for my return, those people only heard about my housekeeper's report to the emperor, but they all turned a blind eye.No one dared to visit.Get rid of that person.

I stay behind closed doors all day, never stepping out of my bedroom.Although all the servants were curious about why I was like this, only the old and stable housekeeper dared to approach my yard.

The housekeeper said cautiously: "My lord, the prime minister can't stay outside the residence again."

"Let him go. After a long time, he will leave."

The indifferent and alienated voice was cold to the bone, not my usual style at all, but I have been like this for the past few days, at least since I woke up.

I know something is changing quietly, but I can't stop it, and I don't bother to stop it.

The housekeeper took the order to go, and truthfully reported to the person standing outside the door: "Prime Minister, please go back, my family is unwell, and it is not suitable to see guests."

The flame in the prime minister's eyes went out: "Is he still unwilling to see me?"

The housekeeper responded indifferently: "Master Prime Minister, please go back."

You Zi looked outside the door for a long time, but the prime minister finally returned disappointed.

The imperial censor has recuperated in his mansion for more than a month, stays at home, and does not go to court for a long time.The emperor ignored it.

All the officials couldn't help guessing that Doctor Yu Shi has fallen out of favor?

At the same time, there was an extra fairy building in the city, which instantly took away the business of all the flower buildings, because there was only one oiran in the building.

No one has ever seen the true face of this oiran, she shows people with a veil all day long.But this oiran has such capital, even if she doesn't show her original appearance, just her graceful figure, coupled with a pair of breathtaking beautiful eyes, has already made people flock to her and become infatuated with her.Longitudinal daughter Bo beauty a song.

That's right, beauties not only don't show their true colors, they don't sell themselves, they only show art.Proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing and music.Perfect as a god.

This caused a lot of trouble in the heavy and depressing atmosphere of the capital.

Night, as promised.

In Dengxian Tower, the lobby on the first floor was already full of people, and even the compartments on the second floor were already occupied, and there were no empty seats.Just because today is the day when the oiran sings once every three days.

Footsteps sounded, and the noisy crowd fell silent in an instant.It's even worse after hearing other people's words that the oiran's phoenix eyes look like that person here, and he entered the corner cubicle on the second floor to see the real one by accident.

I saw the woman moving lightly with lotus steps, stepped onto the stage, sat down safely, stretched out her soft and boneless jade fingers, and plucked two or three strings in her hand, creating wonderful melodies.

The sound of the music is intoxicating to the ears, so why not be intoxicated by the music's eyes?

The people on the stage wore light veils on their faces, their clever eyes were looking forward, and they were bent into an arc just right, as if there were thousands of stars gathered here, making people just want to drown in it.

It was the oiran who climbed the fairy tower.

The person in the compartment was shocked.

Chapter 7

At the end of the song, everyone woke up like a dream.When you look closely, how can there be a beautiful figure?

Many people have been curious about who is the owner of this immortal building, who can crush all kinds of flower buildings in a month, and can find such a stunning beauty, making it the treasure of the town building.

But this owner has never shown his face, making people nowhere to be found.

Climb to the fourth floor of Xianlou.

The oiran just sat down to drink tea when there was a slight knock on the door outside the house.

The person who came to push the door in was the steward of Dengxian Tower.I saw him respectfully said to the oiran: "There are distinguished guests."

The oiran put down the teacup and frowned: "The rules of climbing the fairy tower? But you forgot?" The voice was not as delicate as a beauty, but it was a man's voice.

The steward looked up.If you carefully identify his face, you will find that it is five or six points similar to the steward of Yushifu, but more tactful and modest.

He smiled and said: "If it is not a real distinguished guest, I will not dare to disturb your tranquility."

Oiran: "Who is it?"

Steward: "Your Excellency."

After today, it seems that the oiran will become even more famous, not only because of her talent and beauty, but also because of the favor of the prime minister.

Everyone knows that the beauty of the oiran is unavoidable even for the prime minister.Only the oiran himself knows that this is another big trouble.

I, who is a fake oiran and a real censor, said I was very tired: I just want to find something to do and find another way to survive?Do you want to be so wide-ranging?

I dismissed the housekeeper's younger brother, who was in charge, and Shi Shi ran downstairs.

In the luxurious private room on the third floor, the prime minister was sitting upright.

Through the screen, he couldn't see the person clearly, but somehow felt that the person opposite was him: "You..."

I didn't bother to give him a good face through the veil: "My lord..." But I still have to pretend to be a weak woman.

He was shocked.I didn't say a word on the stage just now, and he was sure in his heart that I was hiding it on purpose. Now when he heard my soft female voice, he couldn't help but doubt: "You are the oiran?"

I whispered: "My lord, my lord...Although the little girl is the oiran who climbs the fairy tower, she only sells her art and not her body. Your lord, you are... the little girl is afraid, and can't bear the love of your lord..."

The prime minister was completely startled by me, and gave up his previous absurd thoughts.No matter how mischievous and ignorant the censor is, he can't pretend to be a woman, right?What's more, it's still this prostitute...

As a promising young man in the new era, I despise you, Mr. Prime Minister, what happened to the prostitute, she also has a legitimate job.Pedantic, old feudalism!

The prime minister was very embarrassed that he had identified the wrong person: "I have no other ideas, don't get me wrong." After saying that, he wanted to leave.

I hurriedly asked to stay: "Sir, please stay."

The prime minister felt that since I was no longer the Yushi doctor, he didn't give me a good face: "What else?"

I trembled and said, "You haven't paid me yet..."

So, the Prime Minister came full of hope and left with a dark complexion.

As for my opening of Dengxian Tower, it was actually just a whim of mine, and I had no other intentions.

——Okay, I admit that I don't want to go out, I don't want to go to court, and I don't want to face the emperor's stinky face.

I'm not calling you coward, I caused such a big mess for the emperor, he didn't care about me at first because of my weakness.Who knows if he will kill me when he sees me one day, so that he can give me an explanation to civil and military officials (→→Who can kill you?).

Anyway, I'm afraid.

It's not bad to come to the flower house, and it's quite expensive.I can also listen to some gossip, gossip, and pass the time, which is pretty good.As for why I am an oiran——

Of course, I have to recruit business for my own shop. Is there a girl more beautiful than me in this world?

A certain big: Actually, you are just a pervert in women's clothing.

I bother!I am called serving the people. Didn’t I see all the homeboys come to praise me? I am benefiting the people!

A certain big: Hehe...

So a certain oiran girl who "benefited" the people was spread all over the court the next day.

The officials only wondered how stunning this woman was, and she was able to seduce the prime minister who has always been strict.