Who would want to fall in love

Zhou Shuli is a very rigid person.

When she didn't know about differentiation, she obeyed the arrangement of the family in everything. She used the pink sheets that girls should wear, wore pink dresses that girls should wear, and even painted the walls of the bedroom pink.

So after splitting into Alpha, she cried bitterly in the pink ocean for three days and three nights before recovering.

A should do what A should do.

On the first day of being A, the first thing Zhou Shuli did was to change her name. She went to the police station and changed her name to Zhou Shuli. Cool force brother.

Time is like a butcher's knife, Li Ge gradually becomes Uncle Li, she buys a house and a car, marries a wife and has children, and gradually leads a peaceful life of a middle-aged old A.

The eldest daughter, Zhou Linyu, is not very good at reading but is very beautiful. She is currently working as an e-commerce anchor in a listed company.

The second daughter, Zhou Lin'an, is lively, cheerful and quirky, and is a sophomore in a local university.

The third daughter, Zhou Linkang, has been a top student since she was a child, a senior high school student who is studying hard.

It stands to reason that Uncle Li's life has gone to perfection, the husband and wife are harmonious, the children at home work, work, and study, and there is only one left who is preparing for the exam, so he doesn't have to worry about it.

But when people reach middle age, it is inevitable that they will have some troubles.

Uncle Li's trouble lies in her brother-in-law, Lin Xun, who lives in her home.

At the age of 23, Zhou Shuli returned home after graduating from university and became a glorious people's teacher. Later, through someone's introduction, he met Lin Qin, who was a song and dance actor in the town theater. Because they were right about eating public rations, they got married and gave birth to a daughter within a year, which is astonishingly fast.

But Lin Xun is completely opposite to Zhou Shuli. She loves freedom all her life, her career is freedom, and marriage and love are even more freedom.

Let alone married, 27-year-old Lin Xun has never even had a serious relationship.

According to the prevailing local customs, only married families will buy a house.

For example, the house Zhou Shuli lived in was a small villa purchased by the Zhou and Lin families in the suburbs after she and Lin Qin got married.

Because Lin Xun refused to find a partner, let alone get married, and the Lin family refused to buy her a house, Lin Xun often begged for nothing to eat, drink, and live at the house of his sister and brother-in-law.

Lin Xunceng lived for so long that Zhou Shuli's objection had turned into a habit, and she even tacitly agreed that she would never get married in this life, and took the initiative to leave the storage room next to the balcony on the fourth floor to Lin Xun.

The storage room is less than [-] square meters and has no windows, but Lin Xun happily accepted it and turned it into his own bedroom and dance hall. If the weather is good, he will practice dancing on the balcony next to him, and if the weather is bad, he will practice dancing in the room Jumping breaking made Zhou Linkang, a third-year high school student downstairs, poke a clothes pole on the roof of the building every day and scolded her little uncle to be quiet.

"Zhou! Book! Force! I don't care what method you use, you must drive her away within this week!"

On an ordinary Saturday morning during the summer vacation, Lin Qin once again saw Lin Xun and his second daughter Zhou Lin'an come back smelling of alcohol, as if they had been playing all night, so angry that menopause was about to start early, closing the door would cause them to die. A difficult task was assigned to Zhou Shuli.

"Xiaoqin, that's the dear old lady of your Lin family..."

"If you, the head of the family, don't go, who will go? Could it be me? Then let the daughters change their surname to Lin!"

Lin Qin grasped Zhou Shuli's lifeline precisely, and Zhou Shuli could only nod his head fiercely to take on this arduous task.As soon as she got out of the room, she found the target of the mission—Lin Xun, having a leisurely breakfast in the dining room.

"Xiao Xun, how are you doing recently?"

Zhou Shuli, who usually doesn't smile much, tried his best to put on an amiable appearance, and smiled so ugly that Lin Xun was shocked, "Ah? It's good."

"About your work... Do you need a brother-in-law to introduce you?"

"No brother-in-law, I'm fine, fine."

Lin Xun ate the bread in his hand in twos and twos, and rushed to the stairs with half a box of milk. He was so agile that Zhou Shuli couldn't even see her back in the blink of an eye.

The first round, failed.

"Little~Aunt~Mom~"

Lin Xun actually doesn't want to be an "uncle". She thinks that people should not be coerced by the second sex, and should be called according to the first sex, so she has always wanted the three nieces to call her little aunt.

But Zhou Shuli is a very old-fashioned person, and this old-fashioned gene has somewhat been passed on to his daughters, Zhou Linyu ignored her, Zhou Linkang found it disgusting, only Zhou Linan had a genetic mutation, and would call her that when there were no outsiders.

Zhou Lin'an is a young, lively and lovely female college student. She is a female Omega and only loves female Omega. Simply put, she is a lesbian. Only her little uncle Lin Xun knows this secret at home.

"What's the matter, Ann?"

Lin Xun is an old daughter of the Lin family, about the same age as the three daughters of the Zhou family, so she has a very good relationship with the nieces. When she was young, she went to school for them without telling her sister, and acted as a parent for them. When she grew up, she would occasionally help them take the blame.

"Can you take me to that bar again tonight?"

"No, sister Qin was so angry that her face turned green when she saw us coming back together in the morning. If I go again, I will be kicked out."

As the only person who knows Zhou Linan's orientation, Lin Xun often takes her to some same-type dating places, and will silently guard her not far away. He is still a reliable little uncle.

"Ah, but I have an appointment with a cute little O tonight."

Zhou Lin'an sat on Lin Xun's bouncing yoga ball, bouncing and begging Lin Xun, "Little~aunt~mom~you are the best~please please~"

As the saying goes, a coquettish woman is lucky, and a coquettish Omega is even better off.

"Hey, I really can't help you." Lin Xun sighed, "I'll see you downstairs in the garage at ten o'clock in the evening."

"Yeah! I knew little aunt was the best!"

Zhou Lin'an jumped up from the yoga ball, and wanted to give Lin Xun a warm hug, but Lin Xun stopped him, "I've run out of restraint stickers and haven't had time to buy new ones, don't come close to me suddenly, we can't give or take."

At ten o'clock in the evening, Zhou Shuli was sitting on the sofa in the living room, almost turning into a stone statue. She wanted to catch Lin Xun as soon as she came downstairs, and then persuade her to find a serious job and stop staying at home, but wait. For a day, even Lin Xun's shadow could not be seen.

Impossible, what time is it, won't she be hungry even after sleeping for a whole day?

In order not to get wind from his pillow at night, Zhou Shuli finally bravely knocked on the door of the small room on the third floor, but after waiting for several minutes, there was no echo from inside.

"Xiao Xun? Xiao Xun, are you still sleeping?"

Zhou Shuli tried to push the door, but the door was pushed open.

Lin Xunren was not there and did not lock the door.

When did this guy run out?Where did you run away from?

Just when Zhou Shuli was extremely confused, she heard the roar of an engine coming from downstairs.

She ran to the balcony and saw that Lin Xun, who had waited for a long time but did not arrive, was riding a new energy motorcycle and carrying a woman away.

What? !Xiao Xun actually made a girlfriend?

This back looks pretty cute, eh, no...

That seems to be Xiao An!

The Little Butterfly Bar was not very peaceful tonight.

Several Os were dancing and competing for beauty at the bar, their hair was about to be thrown on Lin Xun's face, Lin Xun looked at it, can this be tolerated?

Today she put on makeup and wore shiny tight leather pants, she joined them unconvinced, and then lost sight of her second niece.

By the time she remembered that she had a niece, Zhou Lin'an had already started fighting with a group of O.

As a little uncle, it is natural to help relatives and not to help, Lin Xun waved his leather jacket and joined the battlefield without asking a word.

This is what Zhou Shuli saw at the police station.

A group of colorful O's are on one side, with her precious second daughter inside.

A solitary A is on the other side, her brother-in-law who is dressed like a butterfly in the colorful world.

A group of O's fought mainly by swearing, and the only A in it was not serious. This ordinary fight did not constitute a case, and the most seriously injured was the bar owner's wallet.

The owner of the Little Butterfly Bar is Zhao Xin, a flamboyant O, nicknamed Mama Zhao.

At the police station, Zhao's mother slapped the table with a rough voice to make Lin Xun pay for it.

Of course, Lin Xun had no money to pay, and Zhou Linan was still a student, so Zhou Shuli, the parent, was called to pick him up.

Zhou Shuli naturally came by car, she held back halfway, and finally couldn't hold back her question before a red light.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

"Uh……"

In fact, it was not a big deal, it was just that someone came over to talk to the cute little O she had just met after drinking too much, and when she was dissatisfied, she quarreled with him, and then started to fight.

But the real reason can't be said, the old father can't tell what kind of bar this bar is, Zhou Linan looked helplessly at the little uncle sitting in the back row.

"Brother-in-law, I'm sorry, I was playful and even got into fights, which hurt Xiaoan."

Lin Xun was familiar with the road, and helped Zhou Lin'an cover, and he had another scapegoat on his head.

"Don't do this next time, in case your sister finds out, you will get angry again."

While talking, Zhou Shuli suddenly made a sharp turn, parked the car on the side of the road, and got out of the car by himself.

"My dad didn't want us in a fit of anger?" Zhou Lin'an, who was sitting in the co-pilot, was stunned, "You come to drive, uncle? It's still far from home."

Lin Xun pressed his temples, then pointed to his face that was as red as Guan Gong, "Xiao An, I've been drinking, what kind of car do I drive, your father's old antique car doesn't even have an autopilot."

"Anyway, it's almost the suburbs here, are you okay?"

"College student, can you have a sense of the legal system?"

Just as Lin Xun was about to educate Zhou Linan on traffic safety, Zhou Shuli opened the car door with a big bag of things.

"This is a Band-Aid, Abrasion Potion... and some food and drink, share among yourself."

After Zhou Shuli finished speaking, he picked out a small bottle from the bag and threw it to Lin Xun, "Mouth freshener, spray it a few more times, don't let your sister find out."

She is so skilled!

Lin Xun and Zhou Lin'an looked at each other, and they agreed to ignore the question of why Zhou Shuli is so proficient for the time being, and find out later.

After all, they cannot protect themselves now.

"Well, brother-in-law, don't tell my sister what happened tonight."

"Yes, Dad, one more thing is worse than one less thing. You understand mother's temper."

"Ah."

Zhou Shuli stepped on the gas pedal of what Lin Xun called an antique car, and responded amidst the roar of the engine.