Who would want to fall in love
Chapter 2 The Enthusiastic Citizen Kobayashi
The matter of Lin Xun and Zhou Lin'an going to the bar finally fell through.
Lin Qin flipped through Zhou Shuli's mobile phone and found the consumption records at the convenience store at night.
The Zhou family experienced a bloody morning, which temporarily ended with Zhou Shuli being run out of the room door.
"Brother-in-law, thank you for your hard work." Lin Xun handed Zhou Shuli a glass of boiled water that had cooled down. Today, she was actually dressed like what Zhou Shuli thought an Alpha should wear—a black suit and a white shirt on top dark blue tie.
"Xiao Xun, are you finally going to find a job?"
Zhou Shuli was so shocked, relieved and moved, she felt that her big trouble would be solved soon.
Lin Xun replied by the door while wearing white sneakers: "Ah? No, I'm going to do a favor for my friend."
Zhou Linyu, who didn't get up until ten o'clock on Sunday and went downstairs, went into the kitchen to have breakfast, and glanced at Lin Xun inadvertently, shaking off several cereals in his hand, "Uncle, why are you dressed like this? Are you going to the funeral? "
Lin Xun: "Go get married."
As soon as Lin Xun finished speaking, he walked out of the villa and closed the door, leaving Zhou's father and daughter in a mess in the wind.
Zhou Shuli: "Is it because I am old that my ears are bad? What did your uncle just say? What is she going to do?"
Zhou Linyu: "It seems to say, go get married."
Zhou Shuli: "!!!"
The Zhou family gathered everyone within 5 minutes and held an emergency meeting. Even Lin Qin, who was originally angry, stopped her anger progress to attend the meeting.
Zhou Shuli: "My family, something very big happened! Xiao Xun said that she is going to get married!"
Lin Qin: "Did she have a girlfriend? When did it happen?"
Zhou Linyu: "Don't look at me, I don't know about this!"
Zhou Linkang: "I don't even know. I'm just here to eat melons. Tell me, I still have three sets of papers from the cram school."
So the whole family focused their attention on Zhou Lin'an.
Zhou Lin'an: "Uh..."
Zhou Shuli: "Be honest and be lenient."
Lin Qin: "Strictly resist."
Zhou Linyu: "Hand over the gossip immediately!"
Zhou Linkang: "Poor senior high school students who haven't finished their papers~!"
Do you want to betray your little aunt?
It seems that it is not righteous enough to betray her.
But if you don't sell it, you may be evicted from the house.
20-year-old Zhou Lin'an's brain didn't work so fast during the college entrance examination two years ago. She saw the subtext from the menacing eyes of Lin Qin and Zhou Shuli: If you don't say anything, your living expenses will be gone.
Zhou Lin'an: "Okay, let me tell you, I only know that the person my uncle has been in contact with recently may be a young lady from their dance troupe."
Zhou Linyu: "What does it look like? Is it pretty?"
Zhou Lin'an: "I've never seen a real person, but the photos look pretty good."
Zhou Linkang: "Do you have any photos? Show me quickly!"
"Wait!" Lin Qin suddenly caught the point of the words, "You said the nearest? What do you mean?"
? !I won’t be the only one in this family who knows that my little aunt is not very A, but O Yuan is very good!
Zhou Linan blinked his eyes and pretended to be innocent, and the second insider, Zhou Linyu, immediately leaked the information, "Uncle has two O's by his side every three days, don't you parents know?"
Lin Qin: "A really doesn't have any good things."
Honest and family-friendly type A Zhou Shuli: "The one without a map gun."
Lin Qin felt that she understood something: "Oh, so the days when she didn't come back to live are going..."
Zhou Linan quickly interrupted, "Mom, there are still minors here."
Zhou Linkang: "I'll be an adult soon!"
Zhou Linyu: "It's so pitiful, they are almost adults and have not yet differentiated."
Zhou Linkang: "Are you proud? After ten years of differentiation, you are still living on inhibitors."
Zhou Linyu: "Your sister puts her career first, and she doesn't care about such trivial things, thank you."
"Stop, stop, stop." Zhou Shuli held down the two daughters with one hand, and stopped the outbreak of the family war in time, "Talking off topic, let's talk about your little uncle's problem."
So the whole family focused their attention on Zhou Lin'an again.
Zhou Lin'an: "Don't look at me, I don't know why she wants to get married suddenly, she must be joking, right?"
In fact, Lin Xun actually appeared in the church, and attended the church together with the girl from the dance troupe that Zhou Linan had mentioned.
But they were going to someone else's wedding.
"So sleepy." Lin Xun rubbed his eyes, "It's already 2037, and getting married is such a hassle."
Jiang He: "It's like this now, one time in the middle, one time in the west, and a holographic one later."
"It's so boring." Lin Xun yawned again, and tried three times to pull his hand out of Jiang He's hand, but failed. He could only beg her, "If I don't run, I'll go to the bathroom."
Jiang He: "Remember to come back before the dance, or you will die."
Tsk, is even single O's desire to control so strong now?
Lin Xun shrugged to show he understood, and picked up a glass of Pure Mary the second he lost Jiang He's sight.The only advantage of coming to the wedding is that there is no money to drink!
After Lin Xun tasted seven or eight different cocktails, he heard the master of ceremonies say that the holographic ceremony was about to start. After thinking about it, he wanted to go to the toilet. After all, after the ceremony, there might be a queue for the toilet. After drinking all the eggnog in his hand, he really went to the toilet. .
Then I saw a huge figure curled up in a strange posture at the door of the women's toilet, blocking the entrance.
Whoa, what are you doing?So unsightly at the toilet door.
Lin Xun stood on tiptoe, rolled up his cuffs, quietly walked around her, and walked safely into the toilet.
Then tripped on the way out.
The fragile little Lin Xun who was tripped grinned in pain, but after a closer look, he found that this lump was a woman, and a pretty woman.
"Help……"
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
Although according to Lin Xun's rich experience, this kind of situation may be caused by drinking too much and going crazy, or it may be caused by some acute illness, most of the cases are symptoms of Omega not taking inhibitors for a few days.
In short, it is very unsafe for her to approach rashly with an A.
But her strong curiosity still brought her closer.
So the woman suddenly reached out and tore off the restraint sticker around her neck.
Lin Xun: "???"
The strong vodka swallowed the air in front of him, and the woman's other hand also climbed onto Lin Xun's neck, rubbing it up like a sloth.
"What are you doing! Our upstairs hotel only costs 10 yuan to open a room for 20 minutes. Don't mess around at the toilet door."
Aunt Zhang, who came to clean the toilet, smelled the strong mixed smell of pheromones in the air, and saw the weird posture of the two people at the toilet door, and cursed.
? ? ?I only look like 10 minutes? !
"Who 10 minutes!"
Inexplicably aroused by his competitive spirit, Lin Xun went to register on the spot to open a room for the night, and then dragged him in with half arms and half arms.
Tsk, why does this seem unethical?
Lin Xun had already taken off his suit jacket, revealing the tight-fitting, sleeveless, cropped white shirt underneath.
If Zhou Shuli would definitely vomit three liters of blood when he saw it, Lin Xun's outfit couldn't match what she thought Alpha should wear.
In the summer, if you move casually, you can sweat all over your body. Lin Xun's back is already soaked. She is sitting under the air conditioner, thinking about the anxious situation in front of her.
Helped to make a temporary mark, the other party's fever has subsided a lot, and it looks like he is about to wake up.
Did she bring a delirious Omega into the room on impulse?
The combination of these two behaviors seems to be easily misunderstood. Will I be regarded as a hooligan?
If she suddenly presses the button to call the police, the robot assistant police will arrive within 1 minute. Is it possible to escape?
Personal civilization points will be deducted!Maybe I still have to go in!
The phone kept vibrating in his trouser pocket. Lin Xun opened it and saw that it was Jiang He's deadly call.
"No, I really didn't run away! I'll go back right away."
It should be fine to leave her alone, right?
But don't I look more like a hooligan when I run away now?
After thinking for ten seconds, Lin Xun decided to leave a note.
But now is the information age, Lin Xun ransacked the boxes and cabinets for a while but couldn't find a pen and paper, so he picked up the electronic screen next to the bed and simply wrote down what happened.
The phone in his trouser pocket was vibrating again, and Lin Xun hurried back to look for Jiang He, even forgetting to take his coat.
And at the moment when she walked back to the wedding scene, Aunt Zhang just finished cleaning the toilet, the two met unexpectedly in the aisle, and Lin Xun actually saw the words in Aunt Zhang's eyes during the short glance.
Sure enough, only 10 minutes.
Really want to explain, that's not how it works!
Lin Xun straightened his collar and ran back to Jiang He's side. As soon as he sat down, he received concern, "Going to the toilet for so long?"
Lin Xun: "There are so many people in the toilet, the queue has been long."
Jiang He: "Huh? Where's your coat?"
Lin Xun: "Good question...I guess it fell into the toilet."
"You have a strange smell." Jiang He leaned closer and smelled Lin Xun, "It's a bit like a flower fragrance."
"No?" Lin Xun leaned back guiltily, "Then, maybe it was accidentally rubbed on the toilet."
As a protection for Omega, the current toilets are not only separated according to the primary gender, but also according to the secondary gender. As a female Alpha, Lin Xun can only go to the toilet dedicated to female A.
Jiang He was shocked when he heard this, "There is such a motherly A?"
Lin Xun: "Well, there are all kinds of wonders in the world, don't discriminate against pheromones."
"Huh? Didn't you put a restraining sticker on when you went out today?" Jiang He looked at Lin Xun's neck that was exposed in the air, and wanted to reach out to touch it, but Lin Xun immediately stopped him, "Maybe it just fell off? You Don't touch it, just in case..."
"What if? What are you afraid of?" Jiang He blinked her big shining eyes, and pulled Lin Xun's tie closer, "I'm your girlfriend now."
"You won't be tomorrow."
"Hmph, scum A."
"You said yes."
Lin Xun untied the ponytail, blocked the exposed glands on the neck with his hair, then regained control of the tie, and simply untied the tie and tied it to the waist of his trousers.
Jiang He's eyes followed the tie as he wandered over Lin Xun's body, and suddenly showed an evil smile, "I didn't expect you to look so thin and skinny, and you actually have abs."
What a crime, why on earth did I agree with her!
Lin Xun is now regretful, quite regretful.
She ran out of inhibitors before and always forgot to buy them. Originally, she thought that she would be more irritable with an A, and it would be okay not to fight, but it just happened to catch up with the time when she was rehearsing in the dance room.
Jiang He enthusiastically acted as her humanoid inhibitor, in exchange for being her one-day lover to accompany her to her ex's wedding.
Lin Xun: "Why me?"
Jiang He: "I want to bring a very handsome A to blind my ex-boyfriend's eyes. You are tall, handsome, and you can dance, and you happen to be A. If you don't want me, who else can I look for?"
Lin Xun: "You know I don't fall in love."
Jiang He: "It's just a pretend."
This look clearly doesn't look like a fake!Why are you still climbing on me!
Just when Jiang He was about to pounce on a hungry tiger, the master of ceremonies announced the start of the dance and rescued Lin Xun who was dodging everywhere.
After hearing the music, Jiang He's eyes instantly turned murderous, "Come on, let's go and amaze the audience!"
Lin Qin flipped through Zhou Shuli's mobile phone and found the consumption records at the convenience store at night.
The Zhou family experienced a bloody morning, which temporarily ended with Zhou Shuli being run out of the room door.
"Brother-in-law, thank you for your hard work." Lin Xun handed Zhou Shuli a glass of boiled water that had cooled down. Today, she was actually dressed like what Zhou Shuli thought an Alpha should wear—a black suit and a white shirt on top dark blue tie.
"Xiao Xun, are you finally going to find a job?"
Zhou Shuli was so shocked, relieved and moved, she felt that her big trouble would be solved soon.
Lin Xun replied by the door while wearing white sneakers: "Ah? No, I'm going to do a favor for my friend."
Zhou Linyu, who didn't get up until ten o'clock on Sunday and went downstairs, went into the kitchen to have breakfast, and glanced at Lin Xun inadvertently, shaking off several cereals in his hand, "Uncle, why are you dressed like this? Are you going to the funeral? "
Lin Xun: "Go get married."
As soon as Lin Xun finished speaking, he walked out of the villa and closed the door, leaving Zhou's father and daughter in a mess in the wind.
Zhou Shuli: "Is it because I am old that my ears are bad? What did your uncle just say? What is she going to do?"
Zhou Linyu: "It seems to say, go get married."
Zhou Shuli: "!!!"
The Zhou family gathered everyone within 5 minutes and held an emergency meeting. Even Lin Qin, who was originally angry, stopped her anger progress to attend the meeting.
Zhou Shuli: "My family, something very big happened! Xiao Xun said that she is going to get married!"
Lin Qin: "Did she have a girlfriend? When did it happen?"
Zhou Linyu: "Don't look at me, I don't know about this!"
Zhou Linkang: "I don't even know. I'm just here to eat melons. Tell me, I still have three sets of papers from the cram school."
So the whole family focused their attention on Zhou Lin'an.
Zhou Lin'an: "Uh..."
Zhou Shuli: "Be honest and be lenient."
Lin Qin: "Strictly resist."
Zhou Linyu: "Hand over the gossip immediately!"
Zhou Linkang: "Poor senior high school students who haven't finished their papers~!"
Do you want to betray your little aunt?
It seems that it is not righteous enough to betray her.
But if you don't sell it, you may be evicted from the house.
20-year-old Zhou Lin'an's brain didn't work so fast during the college entrance examination two years ago. She saw the subtext from the menacing eyes of Lin Qin and Zhou Shuli: If you don't say anything, your living expenses will be gone.
Zhou Lin'an: "Okay, let me tell you, I only know that the person my uncle has been in contact with recently may be a young lady from their dance troupe."
Zhou Linyu: "What does it look like? Is it pretty?"
Zhou Lin'an: "I've never seen a real person, but the photos look pretty good."
Zhou Linkang: "Do you have any photos? Show me quickly!"
"Wait!" Lin Qin suddenly caught the point of the words, "You said the nearest? What do you mean?"
? !I won’t be the only one in this family who knows that my little aunt is not very A, but O Yuan is very good!
Zhou Linan blinked his eyes and pretended to be innocent, and the second insider, Zhou Linyu, immediately leaked the information, "Uncle has two O's by his side every three days, don't you parents know?"
Lin Qin: "A really doesn't have any good things."
Honest and family-friendly type A Zhou Shuli: "The one without a map gun."
Lin Qin felt that she understood something: "Oh, so the days when she didn't come back to live are going..."
Zhou Linan quickly interrupted, "Mom, there are still minors here."
Zhou Linkang: "I'll be an adult soon!"
Zhou Linyu: "It's so pitiful, they are almost adults and have not yet differentiated."
Zhou Linkang: "Are you proud? After ten years of differentiation, you are still living on inhibitors."
Zhou Linyu: "Your sister puts her career first, and she doesn't care about such trivial things, thank you."
"Stop, stop, stop." Zhou Shuli held down the two daughters with one hand, and stopped the outbreak of the family war in time, "Talking off topic, let's talk about your little uncle's problem."
So the whole family focused their attention on Zhou Lin'an again.
Zhou Lin'an: "Don't look at me, I don't know why she wants to get married suddenly, she must be joking, right?"
In fact, Lin Xun actually appeared in the church, and attended the church together with the girl from the dance troupe that Zhou Linan had mentioned.
But they were going to someone else's wedding.
"So sleepy." Lin Xun rubbed his eyes, "It's already 2037, and getting married is such a hassle."
Jiang He: "It's like this now, one time in the middle, one time in the west, and a holographic one later."
"It's so boring." Lin Xun yawned again, and tried three times to pull his hand out of Jiang He's hand, but failed. He could only beg her, "If I don't run, I'll go to the bathroom."
Jiang He: "Remember to come back before the dance, or you will die."
Tsk, is even single O's desire to control so strong now?
Lin Xun shrugged to show he understood, and picked up a glass of Pure Mary the second he lost Jiang He's sight.The only advantage of coming to the wedding is that there is no money to drink!
After Lin Xun tasted seven or eight different cocktails, he heard the master of ceremonies say that the holographic ceremony was about to start. After thinking about it, he wanted to go to the toilet. After all, after the ceremony, there might be a queue for the toilet. After drinking all the eggnog in his hand, he really went to the toilet. .
Then I saw a huge figure curled up in a strange posture at the door of the women's toilet, blocking the entrance.
Whoa, what are you doing?So unsightly at the toilet door.
Lin Xun stood on tiptoe, rolled up his cuffs, quietly walked around her, and walked safely into the toilet.
Then tripped on the way out.
The fragile little Lin Xun who was tripped grinned in pain, but after a closer look, he found that this lump was a woman, and a pretty woman.
"Help……"
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
Although according to Lin Xun's rich experience, this kind of situation may be caused by drinking too much and going crazy, or it may be caused by some acute illness, most of the cases are symptoms of Omega not taking inhibitors for a few days.
In short, it is very unsafe for her to approach rashly with an A.
But her strong curiosity still brought her closer.
So the woman suddenly reached out and tore off the restraint sticker around her neck.
Lin Xun: "???"
The strong vodka swallowed the air in front of him, and the woman's other hand also climbed onto Lin Xun's neck, rubbing it up like a sloth.
"What are you doing! Our upstairs hotel only costs 10 yuan to open a room for 20 minutes. Don't mess around at the toilet door."
Aunt Zhang, who came to clean the toilet, smelled the strong mixed smell of pheromones in the air, and saw the weird posture of the two people at the toilet door, and cursed.
? ? ?I only look like 10 minutes? !
"Who 10 minutes!"
Inexplicably aroused by his competitive spirit, Lin Xun went to register on the spot to open a room for the night, and then dragged him in with half arms and half arms.
Tsk, why does this seem unethical?
Lin Xun had already taken off his suit jacket, revealing the tight-fitting, sleeveless, cropped white shirt underneath.
If Zhou Shuli would definitely vomit three liters of blood when he saw it, Lin Xun's outfit couldn't match what she thought Alpha should wear.
In the summer, if you move casually, you can sweat all over your body. Lin Xun's back is already soaked. She is sitting under the air conditioner, thinking about the anxious situation in front of her.
Helped to make a temporary mark, the other party's fever has subsided a lot, and it looks like he is about to wake up.
Did she bring a delirious Omega into the room on impulse?
The combination of these two behaviors seems to be easily misunderstood. Will I be regarded as a hooligan?
If she suddenly presses the button to call the police, the robot assistant police will arrive within 1 minute. Is it possible to escape?
Personal civilization points will be deducted!Maybe I still have to go in!
The phone kept vibrating in his trouser pocket. Lin Xun opened it and saw that it was Jiang He's deadly call.
"No, I really didn't run away! I'll go back right away."
It should be fine to leave her alone, right?
But don't I look more like a hooligan when I run away now?
After thinking for ten seconds, Lin Xun decided to leave a note.
But now is the information age, Lin Xun ransacked the boxes and cabinets for a while but couldn't find a pen and paper, so he picked up the electronic screen next to the bed and simply wrote down what happened.
The phone in his trouser pocket was vibrating again, and Lin Xun hurried back to look for Jiang He, even forgetting to take his coat.
And at the moment when she walked back to the wedding scene, Aunt Zhang just finished cleaning the toilet, the two met unexpectedly in the aisle, and Lin Xun actually saw the words in Aunt Zhang's eyes during the short glance.
Sure enough, only 10 minutes.
Really want to explain, that's not how it works!
Lin Xun straightened his collar and ran back to Jiang He's side. As soon as he sat down, he received concern, "Going to the toilet for so long?"
Lin Xun: "There are so many people in the toilet, the queue has been long."
Jiang He: "Huh? Where's your coat?"
Lin Xun: "Good question...I guess it fell into the toilet."
"You have a strange smell." Jiang He leaned closer and smelled Lin Xun, "It's a bit like a flower fragrance."
"No?" Lin Xun leaned back guiltily, "Then, maybe it was accidentally rubbed on the toilet."
As a protection for Omega, the current toilets are not only separated according to the primary gender, but also according to the secondary gender. As a female Alpha, Lin Xun can only go to the toilet dedicated to female A.
Jiang He was shocked when he heard this, "There is such a motherly A?"
Lin Xun: "Well, there are all kinds of wonders in the world, don't discriminate against pheromones."
"Huh? Didn't you put a restraining sticker on when you went out today?" Jiang He looked at Lin Xun's neck that was exposed in the air, and wanted to reach out to touch it, but Lin Xun immediately stopped him, "Maybe it just fell off? You Don't touch it, just in case..."
"What if? What are you afraid of?" Jiang He blinked her big shining eyes, and pulled Lin Xun's tie closer, "I'm your girlfriend now."
"You won't be tomorrow."
"Hmph, scum A."
"You said yes."
Lin Xun untied the ponytail, blocked the exposed glands on the neck with his hair, then regained control of the tie, and simply untied the tie and tied it to the waist of his trousers.
Jiang He's eyes followed the tie as he wandered over Lin Xun's body, and suddenly showed an evil smile, "I didn't expect you to look so thin and skinny, and you actually have abs."
What a crime, why on earth did I agree with her!
Lin Xun is now regretful, quite regretful.
She ran out of inhibitors before and always forgot to buy them. Originally, she thought that she would be more irritable with an A, and it would be okay not to fight, but it just happened to catch up with the time when she was rehearsing in the dance room.
Jiang He enthusiastically acted as her humanoid inhibitor, in exchange for being her one-day lover to accompany her to her ex's wedding.
Lin Xun: "Why me?"
Jiang He: "I want to bring a very handsome A to blind my ex-boyfriend's eyes. You are tall, handsome, and you can dance, and you happen to be A. If you don't want me, who else can I look for?"
Lin Xun: "You know I don't fall in love."
Jiang He: "It's just a pretend."
This look clearly doesn't look like a fake!Why are you still climbing on me!
Just when Jiang He was about to pounce on a hungry tiger, the master of ceremonies announced the start of the dance and rescued Lin Xun who was dodging everywhere.
After hearing the music, Jiang He's eyes instantly turned murderous, "Come on, let's go and amaze the audience!"
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