Iceberg actor gave birth to a mink for me

The black cat jumped down from the wall, and Xiaoao's newborn ferret was not afraid of cats, and went up to them heartlessly.

Cats are notorious killers of small animals, Ling Ji stood up nervously, but was stopped by Di Ying.

"Don't worry, take a look first."

The two animals smelled each other for a long time, confirmed that there was no hostility to each other, broke through the boundaries of race, and played happily together.

Di Ying: "The ecological environment here is good. Wild animals often come and go, including squirrels, frogs, and even snakes. There are not many domestic animals like cats. It may be that the neighbor's pets came out to play. It is not a mouse to give it. Dare to catch it, but be timid."

Ling Ji was relieved, but he didn't seem to be completely relieved.

"Are there any snakes here?"

Just as Di Ying was about to answer, he suddenly thought, is there a possibility that Ling Ji is a higher-level goblin?

The white lady practiced for 800 years, but was knocked down by a glass of realgar wine; Ling Ji practiced for 100, 99 years, but [-] chocolate balls could only fit between her teeth.

Mink's weakness is not only chocolate, owls and snakes are also mink's natural enemies, if you use natural enemies to scare Ling Ji, will it scare him out of his original shape?

Coincidentally, there is a snake in the theater of Di Theater, of course it is not a live snake, but a specimen brought back from Africa by a friend.

It is said to be made from the slough of a rare poisonous snake. There is only one master in the whole tribe who is engaged in this handicraft, and other colleagues are poisoned to death.

The friend who gave the snake was a wealthy producer. After he described the preciousness of this specimen in a lyrical manner, Di Ying threw it into the yard in cold blood.

Just because it is too realistic, every time I see it unexpectedly, I am shocked.

Xiao Ao and the black cat chased and ran all over the yard. Following this trend, the snake in the grass would soon be unable to hide.

Almost at the moment when Di Ying thought of it, Xiao Ao let out a series of terrified screams, fled back to find a backer, and the black cat also ran to the wall and disappeared.

It turns out that snakes are the natural enemies in our genes. Newborn ferrets may not be afraid of cats, but they must be afraid of snakes.

"What's the matter, Xiaoao?" Ling Ji immediately put down the bowl, "Did you get caught by a cat?"

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!" Xiao Ao's white hair flew off, and his black bean eyes were fixed on the grass over there.

Di Ying also pretended to be nervous: "Shouldn't you say that the snake has arrived?"

Ling Ji was vigilant: "Where?"

Di Ying pointed out, "Why do I think there is a snake shadow over there? That's it!"

Xiaoao: "Squeak!"

Di Ying stood in front of him: "Hurry up and take Xiao Ao into the house, I'll come to—"

Ling Ji, who was holding a kitchen knife, walked around him, aimed at the lawn, raised the knife and dropped it, and the snake's head fell off in response.

Di Ying: "..."

"It's all right," Ling Ji comforted Xiaoao on his shoulder, "The snake is dead, don't be afraid."

Xiao Ao grabbed the collar in shock: "Squeak."

"..." Di Ying bent down to pick up the snake's head, speechless.

Ling Ji cut off seven inches with precision, the snake could not be his natural enemy, it is possible that he is the snake's natural enemy.

.

"The young hero is good at swordsmanship."

Di Ying spoke from the bottom of his heart, not daring not to boast.

"Do the fans know that you still have such a peerless martial art?" If they knew, Ling Ji would never be troubled by illegitimate meals.

Ling Ji also saw that the snake's head in his hand was unusual, no snake would have a wire after it was cut off.

"That's not a snake, what is that?"

"Looks like a specimen."

"How come there are poisonous snake specimens in your yard?"

"I don't know, maybe some bad friend put it here to scare me while I was not at home."

Without blushing, Di Ying blamed her friends.

He faintly heard Ling Ji sigh: "You seem a little sorry?"

"It is said that the taste of snake meat is also good."

"..." Di Ying: "Next time, it's true to ask a friend to change one next time."

Xiao Ao was full, tired from playing, calmed down after being frightened, and began to doze off little by little.

Ling Ji: "It's too late, I'll send Xiao Ao back to sleep."

Di Ying took the time to open the Weibo account.

>>A golden gun never fails a fish: I am also desperate for this world of metaphysics. Not only is my wife invulnerable to all poisons, she can even kill natural enemies.

>>Xuanxuejun: It seems that Taoism is unusual~!

>>The golden gun does not fail the fish: I have lost all hope, and perhaps the only way to wait for my destination in life is to become a monk.

>>Xuanxuejun: It’s too early to give up now, I know a great master, you go to ask him for advice, maybe there will be a turning point~!

Holding the master's cell phone number, Di Ying had mixed feelings: One day ago, he was a righteous young man who believed in science, but one day later, he was reduced to the point where he wanted to ask the master for clarification.

With a heavy heart, he dialed the phone: "Hello, is this Daoist Tu?"

The Taoist priest's voice sounded peaceful, "Don't talk too much, just bring the horoscope and do a fortune telling for the fate master."

Di Ying gave the horoscope, and after a while, "The master has family troubles."

"Yes."

"It's not family or friendship, it's about love."

"You could say the same."

"Pin Daoist sensed a strong evil spirit surrounding Yuanzhu," the Taoist priest began to chant a mantra that Di Ying couldn't understand, "It's amazing!...Ah!"

With a short groan|groan, Di Ying asked with concern: "Master Daoist! Are you alright, Master Daoist?"

The Taoist priest's voice was slightly weak: "It's okay, I seem to be backlashed by the evil spirit."

Di Ying was startled: "Is my wife so good? Can she throw a throwing knife at close range and throw air darts at a distance?"

"May I ask Yuanzhu, are you very rich and have outstanding looks?"

"How should I put it, if I'm modest, I'm afraid it will affect the judgment of the Taoist priest because of lying."

"That's right, there is a kind of monster that attaches itself to humans with excellent genes and wealthy families, and uses them to raise their own offspring."

Di Ying opened his eyes: "Humans spend a lot of money to seek a child, after all, it is the woman who pays for it. Do monsters not suffer so much?"

Daoist priest: "Anyway, this monster is quite powerful, we must get rid of it face to face!"

"It's not necessary to get rid of it, my wife is not a harmful demon."

"If you don't get rid of the demon, what do you want me for?" The Taoist priest sounded a little angry.

Di Ying quickly explained: "Master Daoist, is there any way to seal away the evil spirit and let my wife and children live an ordinary life with me as ordinary people and pets?"

There was silence on the phone for a while, "I can't see that Yuanzhu is still a man who values ​​love and righteousness. There are ways, but they are very troublesome and require additional money."

"As long as the family is reunited, money is not a problem."

"Okay, since your son is not human, Pindao will come to the door as a veterinarian, pretending to have a medical examination, and actually catching monsters."

"... To be honest, this method is a bit outdated and easy to be exposed. Why don't you give the address to the Taoist priest, and we will come and visit someday."

"That's fine, then the master of fate will lead his wife and son to a certain temple on a certain day..."

……

The weather is sunny and the sky is clear. The three members of Di Ying's family are happily walking on the mountain path.

To conceal his identity, Di Ying originally prepared a hood, sunglasses, and a mask, but when he went up the mountain, he realized that it was a barren mountain, and pedestrians were rarer than pheasants, so he took off his mask generously to breathe fresh air.

Xiaoao got into the hood, and got on the rickshaw with peace of mind.

Di Ying was in a good mood: "Ling Ji, do we look like a family outing?"

Ling Ji automatically ignored this question: "You said that you would go to the Taoist temple to ask Xiao Ao for a peace talisman. I really didn't expect you to believe this."

"It's Sister Lu! Sister Lu said that the Taoist temple on this mountain is very spiritual, so I must bring Xiaoao to pray for blessings."

Di Ying moved his own mother out, but didn't give Ling Ji a chance to refuse.

"If it's really so spiritual, why haven't we seen a single pilgrim after we've been walking for so long?" Ling Ji hit the nail on the head.

"Wouldn't that be better, so as not to be recognized by others."

Turning a corner, a Taoist temple in disrepair came into view.

"Here, it seems to be here."

Ling Ji's eyes were full of distrust: "Are you sure it's here? It looks like it's been abandoned for a long time."

"The older the Taoist temple, the stronger the Taoism, haven't you heard of it?"

"I remember you were a staunch atheist, when did you change?"

"From the moment you hugged Xiao Ao to the door, I am no longer the same as before. Now I go up to the heavens and down to the underworld, and the gods, Buddhas and monsters of the nine heavens and three realms are my beliefs."

"The scope of your beliefs is quite broad."

"So when are you going to worship heaven and earth with me?"

Ling Ji scanned the ground, as if looking for a weapon at hand.

Having seen his abilities, Di Ying quickly clarified: "It's a worshiper who worships Buddha! Look at you, you are not religious at all."

Pushing open the crumbling wooden door, stepping over the moss-covered threshold, in the courtyard paved with bluestone bricks, a Taoist priest with long beards was sweeping the floor.

Di Ying's eyes lit up: "The Taoist priests who sweep the floor are not ordinary Taoist priests, should you believe me this time?"

The Taoist priest heard the sound and turned around: "The two predestined relationship masters, did you go up the mountain to ask for a peace talisman?"

Di Ying proudly said to Ling Ji: "Did you see that, the Daoist priest is so clever! I haven't said what I'm here for, he's already figured it out!"

"Is it?"

Ling Ji remained expressionless as always, insisting on finding out some emotions in the thousand-year-old cold pool was also doubting Di Ying.

Seeing Ling Ji's lack of timidity, Di Ying began to worry, what if he is too deep in the way, even the Taoist leader is not his opponent?

If he finds out that I asked a Taoist priest to seal his magic, will he swallow me in a fit of anger?

The Taoist chief looked carefully at the two people in front of him: "May I ask which one is asking for help from the poor Taoist?"

Di Ying took a step forward, winked at Ling Ji behind his back, but forgot that he was still wearing sunglasses.

"Master Dao, I want to ask for a safe talisman for the baby."

The Taoist priest also looked a little confused: "The peace talisman prayed for for a newborn is usually only fulfilled when the parents come together."

"That's right, so our whole family came together to ensure that we are full of sincerity."

The Taoist priest looked at Ling Ji and then at Di Ying, and decided to put aside this worldly matter first, and lowered his head to patrol the ground.

"Where is that child?"

Xiao Ao poked his head out of Di Ying's hood, tilted his head cutely, and looked at the Taoist priest.

"squeak."

"You call this a dog?" the Taoist priest blurted out.

Di Ying was puzzled, so the Taoist priest turned around and whispered: "I don't seem to have mentioned to the Taoist priest that my son is a dog on the phone."

"...Pindao saw the original form of this demon in the demon mirror. It may be that the mink and the dog are more similar, and there may be mistakes."

"Is that so..."

Taoist leader: "Since the whole family is here, the poor Taoist will set up a dharma altar and pray for your son's safety."

He has a mahogany sword in his left hand and a copper bell in his right hand. He keeps circling the small depression, chanting words.

Xiao Ao sat alone in the center of the circle, turning his head innocently following the trajectory of the Taoist priest.

Ling Ji and Di Ying stood outside the circle, looking more and more strange.

"This is what you call a peace talisman? No matter how you look at it, it looks like a great dancer."

In fact, Di Ying also had doubts in his heart, and said bluntly: "Maybe this is someone's unique technique, so don't jump to conclusions lightly."

The priest chanted the mantra faster and louder, and his emotions were brewing to the highest point. He suddenly raised his hand and sprinkled some powder. There were several explosions in succession, followed by a cloud of smoke, blinding everyone's sight.

The smoke gradually dissipated, and there was a smell of sulfur in the air. Everyone was in place, except for Xiaoao.

Ling Ji's nerves tensed instantly: "Where's Xiao Ao? Where did you get Xiao Ao?"

The Taoist priest retracted his sword and breathed out: "Don't panic, maybe it was because the noise was too loud just now, and I was so scared that I hid."

Without further ado, Ling Ji turned around to look for him, and Di Ying hurriedly followed, but was held back by the Taoist priest.

"What Yuanzhu is doing, the poor Taoist has already done it, please pay the fare before leaving, Yuanzhu won't talk for nothing, right?"

Di Ying anxiously: "How can it be done? What have you done? I just ask you to seal their demon power and let everyone think that they are just ordinary people, ordinary minks. Just don't be fooled by them. It's not for you to make it disappear!"

The Taoist priest was even more reasonable: "I thought you were just stupid, but I didn't expect you to be bad. You are so vicious, wouldn't it be better for me to do it in one step?"

Di Ying felt unreasonable: "What are you talking about?"

"That ferret looked like your own flesh and blood, but you refused to admit it, and pretended to go online to ask for help. But it doesn't matter, you were lucky to meet me, I can walk the yin and yang way, and the black | way can be eliminated. The demon can get rid of the mink. As long as you give enough money, I will take that guy and put it in the deep mountains, and see if it can survive."

Di Ying grabbed the Taoist robe collar: "Where did you get my son?!"

The Taoist priest grinned sinisterly, showing his yellow teeth: "Are you admitting to be your son now?"

Di Ying tugged angrily, half of his gray beard was torn off.

"...Are you a fake Taoist priest?"

The Taoist priest found out that his stuff was exposed, and struggled desperately, waving his hands and knocked the sunglasses on Di Ying's face to the ground.

"I'm taking people's money and helping people｜disaster relief. I've seen a lot of scumbags like you who kill people and don't want to admit it... Wait a minute!"

The false priest suddenly stared straight at his face: "I know why you are so eager to get rid of your child, you are that big star! You have an illegitimate child!"