Iceberg actor gave birth to a mink for me

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The false priest's eyes lit up as if he had discovered a gold mine: "No wonder I thought you looked familiar the moment you came, and now I'm rich. If I sell the news that you have an illegitimate child..."

He was punched hard in the face, an angry attack from Di Ying.

The fake Taoist priest covered his face, instead of being angry, he smiled: "Okay, the big star hits someone, now I can get more money?"

"500 million, give me 500 million as a hush money, as if what happened today never happened, otherwise you will be ruined!"

Di Ying was so angry that he raised his fist again, and a pure white animal flew out from nowhere and jumped on the face of the false priest.

Di Ying was excited: "Xiao Ao!"

The false Taoist leader was attacked and tried his best to get rid of it. Xiaoao jumped up and down nimbly on the top of his head. The false Taoist priest slapped himself several times, but he couldn't catch half of the mink's tail hair.

"Damn it! Don't run, wait until I catch you and skin you...wait until I catch you...wait for me..."

His movements gradually slowed down until he completely gave up resisting, his eyes were glazed over, as if a awake person had been forcibly hypnotized.

Ling Ji arrived right after Xiao Ao, carrying an empty sack in his hand, it seemed that Xiao Ao had just been stuffed into the sack by the fake Taoist chief with the help of smoke.

"This is the peace talisman you asked for?" Ling Ji said angrily, "I don't believe Sister Lu will introduce you to a kidnapper."

Di Ying felt guilty, and was about to cover it up, when the false Taoist priest spoke mechanically.

"I'm a marketing account blogger. I'm the science gentleman, and I'm the metaphysics gentleman. I run several accounts with different positions at the same time, sometimes relying on each other to gain attention. I will also privately sell things to superstitious fans. Because there are many accounts , I have the privacy of many people, I will sell whatever they believe, and they will think that I am a fortune teller..."

Di Ying felt that his IQ was insulted: "Then how did you calculate that I am rich?"

"You said that you live in a single-family villa in the mountains, and the nearest neighbor is 10 minutes away. How can people without money afford this kind of villa?"

"Okay, this is my accidental disclosure, so what about being handsome?"

"I don't know if you are handsome or not, but most men will admit it when they praise the other party for being handsome."

Di Ying: "..."

While talking mechanically, the false Taoist priest walked out like a walking dead.

"I was wrong. I'm going down the mountain and surrendered. I'll tell you everything I've done. I haven't been here today. I've never seen you..."

Di Ying felt a chill coming from behind, and he could imagine where the chill came from without turning around.

"Ling Ji, listen to my explanation..."

Ling Ji didn't listen, took Xiaoao with him, turned his head and left.

Di Ying chased after him: "Actually, my IQ has always been normal. If this incident wasn't so bizarre, I wouldn't have rushed to the doctor."

"Everything you do is not like the behavior that a person with a normal IQ should have."

"Whoever gets my script will doubt the world, right? Even if you hold a baby and say it's your own, I'll admit it. There are so many running around with the ball in Lujinjiang, getting married with a son, and wealthy old men. I haven't seen the male mother? What big scene have I never seen?"

"Baby is fine, ferrets deserve sacks?"

"I really didn't bribe that fake Taoist priest to kidnap Xiao Ao, I just wanted him to seal your black art! You also saw that Xiao Ao didn't know what evil art he used just now, that liar seemed to be hypnotized, what? They are all recruited, maybe you are also the target of hypnosis!"

Xiaoao: "Squeak?"

Ling Ji was taken away by his strong words and laughed: "I don't know why."

Di Ying asked questions like a cannonball: "Then let me ask you, where were you born? Where did you grow up? Where did you receive the nine-year compulsory education?"

Ling Ji was speechless for a moment: "I don't want to tell you."

"Do you not want to tell me, or can't answer? I checked your information. At the age of 16, you seem to have suddenly appeared in this world. I can't find any past information."

"Don't everyone grow up on camera like you, so I can't have privacy?"

"Of course, but privacy and non-existence are two different things. Living in this information age for 16 years, how can there be evidence?"

Ling Ji stopped abruptly and stared at him, his eye sockets were faintly red again.

Di Ying was most afraid of seeing him show this expression, and panicked: "No, what I said was wrong, don't cry."

Perhaps feeling that the atmosphere wasn't tragic enough, Xiao Ao also started crying loudly without warning, making noises that ferrets shouldn't have.

"Whoa—whoa—"

One on the left and one on the right, Di Ying suddenly understood the pain of a middle-aged man - a wife who didn't know how to comfort him, and a crying child.

"……I understand."

"What do you understand?"

"Xiao Ao is my own child." Di Ying grabbed Ling Ji's hand, "I finally figured it out!"

"..." Ling Ji wanted to break free but held back, "What did you figure out?"

Di Ying's expression was serious: "Think about it, when the white lady and Xu Xian gave birth to a child, what is it? Is it a snake? No, it's a human!"

"What does this mean? The next generation of species does not follow the mother, but follows the father!"

"You are not that mink spirit, I am that mink spirit!"

Ling Ji: "...you continue."

"It's just that maybe I had an accident in my childhood, and I completely forgot my life experience, and I also forgot the ability to transform."

"It's no wonder Sister Lu accepted Xiao Ao as a matter of course, because when I was young, I was probably as cute as Xiao Ao."

He complained: "Sister Lu is really, why didn't you tell me about such an important matter earlier?"

The liquid in Ling Ji's eye sockets was suppressed, and he opened Di Ying's fingers one by one.

"Neuropathy."

"squeak!"

"I am Di Ying. After living for 27 years, I realized that my life experience is not simple."

"I used to firmly believe that I was a human, but suspected that Ling Ji was a demon. Suddenly everything could be reversed. Ling Ji may not be a demon, and I may not be a human."

"Why did my family hide such a big secret from me, and how did Ling Ji get on my demon boat, which was a huge money to seek a son? Is it the rise of metaphysics, or the fall of science?"

"I thought this was an actor's article, but unexpectedly, it turned out to be a supernatural article."

#名庆商商号自失# was on Weibo’s trending search that night, and Di Ying checked it many times nervously. She didn’t see her name in the police bulletin, so she was relieved.

After Ling Ji came back from the mountain, he locked himself in his room. Knowing that he had offended someone this time, Di Ying racked his brains and couldn't think of a more effective way to make amends except for food.

Ling Ji had a good night's sleep, and when he woke up, he looked at the time, it was almost noon.

Out of anger, I didn't eat for almost a whole day. When I was hungry, a strong smell of meat wafted from the window.

Ling Ji followed the scent to the yard, and the iron pot for stewing goose came in handy again, and there was some kind of meat broth in it.

Xiaoao and the black cat are all around the stove, and their beards will be burned if they take a step forward.

"What are you cooking?" Ling Ji took the initiative to ask, which meant that the absurd things of the previous day could be rewritten.

Di Ying borrowed the donkey from the slope: "I know that the mutton cooked by brother can attract not only stray cats, stray minks, but also stray movie stars."

"It seems that you have good food in the mountains, and you can also learn to cook sheep." Ling Ji rubbed his stomach subconsciously, feeling a little uncomfortable after being hungry for too long.

"This is the sheep that I specially asked someone to slaughter." Di Yingsheng brought out a bowl, "You also know how to pick the time to get up, and it just happens to be out of the pot, so come and taste it."

Ling Ji still didn't want to get close to him, took the bowl and chopsticks from a distance, and couldn't wait to taste it, almost scalding himself.

"Eat slowly, it's rare to see you eating so unreservedly, I take it as an affirmation of my cooking skills."

Ling Ji was reminded, after blowing the meat to cool down, he took small bites reservedly.

That gentle temperament, as if being locked by the camera at any time.

"Is it delicious?" Di Ying asked.

Ling Ji didn't raise his head: "Yes."

"Are you not angry?"

Ling Ji slowly raised his eyelids, giving him a comprehension look, then slowly lowered his eyes, focusing on the food.

Di Ying solemnly stated: "I have deeply realized my mistake, and I will never make it again in the future. More importantly..."

"I thought about it seriously last night. If a monster wants to confuse people, it can't just rely on its beauty, but also has a skill."

Ling Ji didn't even bother to look at him this time: "You started again."

"I'm afraid you'll misunderstand that I'm the kind of monster who asks for a child with a lot of money. I have a conscience and a sense of responsibility."

Ling Ji: "You monster with a conscience and a sense of responsibility, please answer the phone."

Di Ying's phone rang for a long time, but he reluctantly picked it up.

"Sister Jing, my paternity leave is not over yet, I hope you are not arranging work for me."

"Don't you need to earn money for milk powder on paternity leave? What's more, the job I arranged for you only needs to answer a video call."

Di Ying lazily turned on the speakerphone, and threw the phone aside: "Isn't it just for some newcomer?"

"Remember Xiao Hongshu?"

"Who is that?"

"The company's new kid, I greeted you at the annual meeting."

"No impression."

"He is your fan, and he performed a show that imitated you later. Oh, it's understandable that you don't have an impression. After all, you are a habitual offender who will run to open a house halfway through the drive."

"Once! Just once! What a habitual offender!"

Di Ying almost jumped up from the reclining chair, pointing to the phone and explaining to Ling Ji incoherently: "Don't listen to her nonsense, it's pure slander!"

Ling Ji turned his head away, pretending he didn't hear it, but Di Ying clearly saw him roll his eyes.

The mutton in the pot suddenly tasted bad, and Di Ying had to let his manager know that exaggerated rhetoric was not advisable, and it would easily cause family breakdown.

Yu Jingji: "Let's get down to business."

"Next time, please go straight to the business, and don't talk about what you have!"

"Xiao Hongshu is participating in a variety show. There is a segment where the contestants will have a live video call with their friends in the circle. The company wants you to help bring popularity."

"The threshold for friends in this circle is too low, isn't it?"

"It's been a long time since you went to the mountains to film a movie and disappeared. It's good to take this opportunity to warm up. This variety show is popular this year, and the ratings are very high. You just need to say a few words into your phone."

"What about the content?"

"Give me a face-to-face meeting with my younger brother, and tell me something nice."

"This hit my short board."

Di Ying glanced at Ling Ji from the corner of his eye: "Why didn't you arrange this kind of task for Ling Ji? He is the pillar of the company now, so it's more than enough to hold this kind of draft pick?"

There was a moment of silence in the microphone, "That will really hit his short board."

Di Ying & Ling Ji: "..." There is no way to refute.

Yu Jingji: "The program team will call you in half an hour, remember to clean up your appearance."

Di Ying wiped his hair, knowing that the other side couldn't see it: "Don't worry too much, I have the confidence to be on camera at any time."

"Don't forget, it's fine for you to appear alone, and Ling Ji must not be photographed."

"Why, Xiao Shuhong's friends in the circle can't have a second friend in the circle?"

"Xiao Hongshu, get the name right first. This is a live broadcast, don't cause me a live broadcast accident, it's hard to deal with."

The director of the program group sent a video call request on time at the agreed time.

As soon as the call was connected, seven or eight young and energetic faces appeared on the screen, and the one in the middle looked familiar.

Seeing him in person, Di Ying had a little impression of the name, but it was just a face-to-face meeting.

But the people behind the camera are very excited. Most of the people participating in this talent show are rookies in the entertainment industry. There are no friends in the circle of the contestants who are backstage, but they are just another unknown rookie.Among all the guests who appeared on the screen, Di Ying's status seemed unattainable.

Xiao Hongshu didn't expect that he would be assigned as a backup guest like Di Ying. When he first heard the name, he thought he had heard the name wrong. After repeated confirmation, he believed it was Di Ying.

So the voice was unavoidably tense, "Hello, Mr. Di, I'm Xiao Hongshu."

Not only him, but the young men behind him were also visibly cautious.

Di Ying had a cool look on his face, without a smile on his face, continuing his usual pretentiousness in front of the camera.

"I remember you, you imitated me at the company's annual meeting."

Xiao Hongshu nodded excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes, yes."

Di Ying looked at the childish face in the camera and thought: What program are you imitating? 17-year-old dad?

"The performance is good, and the future is promising."

Being able to get the eight-character praise from the three gold medal winners made Xiao Hongshu so happy that he felt unreal, and made the other contestants envious.

This is Di Ying's first public appearance since he entered the mountain ten months ago. Fans who were looking forward to it rushed to tell the news, and the number of people in the live broadcast room doubled in just half a minute.

Compared with other cheering guests, Di Ying's attitude is not enthusiastic, and his words are so small that he can count on ten fingers.

However, movie fans have long been accustomed to this style of painting, because Di Ying has always cherished words like gold in front of the camera, and a few more words can be regarded as the bible.

If one day Di Ying suddenly becomes talkative, they will only suspect that their idol has been taken away.

Xiao Hongshu stammered his thanks, and changed his address from "Teacher Di" to "Brother Di Ying".

Di Ying was not idle during this process, picking out the small fresh meat carved in powder and jade one by one in the picture, and comparing their appearance with the opposite person who was focused on eating meat.

In the end, it came to the conclusion that it was fortunate that Ling Ji did not participate in this kind of talent show, otherwise everyone would have to serve as a foil for him.

Ling Ji was finally willing to look up at him, and the moment his eyes met, Di Ying clearly read a sentence from his eyes:

If you don't live broadcast well, watch what I do?

Di Ying looked back regretfully, only to see Xiao Hongshu pointing at the camera with a puzzled expression in the video.

"Brother Di Ying, do you have any pets at home?"

"……Um?"

"Just now, there seemed to be a black shadow running past you."

"..."