Iceberg actor gave birth to a mink for me

"I'm Di Ying. I lost myself in the bustling metropolis as soon as I left the isolated mountains."

"First of all, he was adopted as a father by a group of people, and then he was irrigated by the warmth of family affection."

"Fortunately, there is the shower, the greatest invention of modern society, which cleanses my family."

"Now, I am facing an unprecedented difficult choice: should I stay in this bathroom of less than ten square meters and die alone, or go out from here and enjoy the family happiness?"

After Di Ying took a shower, he changed into a bathrobe and came out. The people outside finished the family meeting in the absence of the owner of the villa.

Meng Lu made a concluding speech: "After a meeting and discussion, we all agreed that Ling Ji and Xiao Ao cannot be allowed to continue living in the company dormitory."

"No, wait a minute," Di Ying thought he had heard it wrong, "When did the Di family become so stingy, allowing a celebrity artist like Ling Ji to live in the company dormitory? Isn't that kind of place reserved for newcomers?"

Ling Ji replied calmly: "I asked for it myself."

Yu Jingji took over the topic: "This matter can't be explained clearly in a few words. You can rest assured that the company has never embezzled Ling Ji financially. But under the current situation, he must not continue to live in the dormitory. When you take a bath, Heron My sister decides to let him move here today."

"Move here? Where to move, my house?"

Meng Lu winked at him: "I believe my son is a responsible and responsible man just like his father."

Di Ying pretended not to understand, and complained, "That's based on the premise that you gave birth to a human, Sister Lu. If you tell my dad that his son is a mink, see if he can calm down."

"Anyway, I have arranged for someone to pack Ling Ji's luggage. If you are not satisfied, you can move out."

"This is my home, where do you want me to move?"

"Lingji's dormitory is free, you can live in it. Anyway, you have lived in the mountains for so long, and you won't dislike the poor conditions there."

If it was so reasonable, Di Ying couldn't refute it at all.

He gave up arguing and asked Ling Ji, "You also agree?"

Ling Ji lowered his eyes: "I don't want to move in shamelessly, but what Sister Lu said is right, the company dormitory is full of people, it's not suitable for Xiaoao's long-term life, and I don't feel at ease leaving him here by himself."

Meng Lu: "Then it's settled."

Without waiting for Di Ying to make a statement, Meng Lu took everyone away, leaving faster than when she came.

"Wait, are you all leaving?"

Just leave him and Ling Ji? ... and a mink who pissed indiscriminately?

Aunt Wu rubbed her hands apologetically: "Actually, I really want to stay and help the young master, but my wife said that I want you to live in a two-person world so that you can cultivate your relationship."

"Neither Ling Ji nor I have any experience in raising children, even if we don't need a breeder, at least we should hire a confinement wife?"

Meng Lu ruthlessly refused: "Do you have no brains, or no hands? If you have no experience, just learn."

"Where do you study?"

Meng Lu: "As an adult, you can ask Baidu. You don't know how to raise a baby."

"Heh, I'm not stupid, how many adult questions can Baidu have?"

Yu Jingji, who was at the end, came to Di Ying and whispered at a volume that only two people could hear: "After you join the group, I will check the guest list one by one. I think it is impossible for Ling Ji to be the first one." If you ruled it out, you really gave Di a face."

Di Ying was aggrieved: "...I never knew I could win the first prize when I was drunk."

Yu Jingji distanced himself and looked at the two of them back and forth: "Anyway, you two, be careful, don't be photographed by the paparazzi."

It is rare to see a submissive look on Ling Ji's face, "I will pay attention."

Di Ying said carelessly: "Even if they are photographed, they will only think that I have a new pet. Idols can't fall in love these days. Isn't it okay to raise a mink?"

Yu Jingji glared at him, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that it was unreliable, and the future was full of bad luck.

She explained to Ling Ji alone: ​​"Don't look at this guy who cares about words like gold in front of the camera. He talks so much nonsense in private. I'm afraid it will take a lot of work for you to get used to it."

Di Ying was not convinced: "Isn't it the company's requirement to cherish words like gold? It's what you said, male stars can only be forced if they don't talk."

Yu Jingji continued to say to Ling Ji: "Now can you understand why the company asked him to talk less?"

Ling Ji warned coldly: "Don't swear."

"what?"

"It will teach Xiaoao badly."

"...It knows how to call it Daddy, okay?"

Xiao Ao broke free from Ling Ji's arms suddenly.

Ling Ji: "Xiao Ao?"

Xiao Ao jumped to the ground, ran over quickly, followed Di Ying's long legs, and crawled to his chest.

Di Ying subconsciously reached out and hugged her: "Why do you like to crawl into my arms so much, I warn you, don't pee on me again."

Xiaoao: "Squeak?"

He bluntly and ruthlessly rubbed it twice, and the feel was impeccable.

"This thing you raise, what does it eat?"

Ling Ji hasn't fed it yet, and he's not sure about it: "Should he be breastfeeding at such a young age?"

"That doesn't sound like anything you or I have."

Di Ying fell onto the sofa with Xiao Ao in his arms, found a comfortable position for himself, and half-lyed down, stroking Xiao Ao's hair intermittently.

Maybe it's good to make a scarf when you grow up.

He fumbled and fumbled the check on the side table from the corner of his eye, thinking that he needed to save his image in Ling Ji's mind.

"Believe me, I don't give you money to get rid of you, but I really want to help you."

Ling Ji refused: "It's not necessary."

"And after that day, I didn't deliberately not look for you, I really can't remember, but if you left a business card that day..."

Ling Ji gave him a cold look.

"Well, even if I don't have a business card, what if I write my name on the palm of my hand before leaving? Cinderella also knows to leave a glass slipper for the prince, but you left me a list of eight hundred guests."

Ling Ji walked over, picked up the pen that Di Ying used to sign the check, and wrote two huge letters in the palm of his hand——LJ.

Di Ying turned his palm upside down and looked at it: "L...J? Ling Ji? It's better, but you still have to guess, and the range of this abbreviation is too big."

Ling Ji was expressionless: "Garbage."

Di Ying: "..."

Ling Ji turned to leave, but Di Ying grabbed his wrist from behind.

"It's either a scumbag or a trash. Is my image so bad in your mind? I have some good points, right?"

Ling Ji was expressionless: "I didn't find it."

"At least once there is this product, isn't that strong enough?"

"I don't feel it, it's over in a minute."

Ling Ji pulled his wrist away and walked away, completely ignoring Di Ying's accusation behind him.

"You are slandering me and I tell you!"

Seeing Ling Ji entering a certain room without looking back, Di Ying lifted up the white mammal lying on her chest, and clasped her armpit with one hand.

Xiaoao, who had lost the support of her lower body, felt uncomfortable and twisted her body desperately in mid-air, trying to escape from the clutches of the devil.

"Tell me honestly, which pet market did you buy it from? How much does it cost per catty? Judging by the quality of your fur, it's quite valuable, right?"

Xiao Ao struggled even harder, her limbs and tail swiped back and forth in the air.

"Don't move around, let me see." Di Ying picked up its tail.

Xiao Ao was quiet for a short while, as if thinking about the meaning of Di Ying's action.

"Sure enough, it's a male... Your breed, is the male or the female more valuable?"

Xiaoao started to twist again, and flicked her tail vigorously back and forth.

Di Ying poked its pink nose: "It's not a compromise to keep you. I've been an atheist all my life, so it's not so easy to be fooled by this little trick."

Xiao Ao tilted her head, and Di Ying's reflection was reflected in her black eyes.

"squeak?"

"Show cute, don't think being cute is useful. When I figure out the ins and outs of the whole thing, I'll make you a scarf!"

Hearing movement not far away, Di Ying immediately put Xiao Ao in his arms again.

He pretended to caress the soft fur softly, and asked Ling Ji who came out of the room nonchalantly: "Teacher Ling, how was the visit?"

Ling Ji vaguely heard him muttering alone outside, but he couldn't understand the specific content, and gained a new understanding of Di Ying's talkativeness.

"Mr. Di, do you usually talk to yourself at home?"

"How can I talk to myself?" Di Ying retorted, "I'm teaching my son to talk!"

"..." Ling Ji didn't want to argue with him, "Does your family have a baby room?"

"Why do you expect a single man to have a baby room at home, do I look like the kind of male star who would raise an illegitimate child at home? I'm not the kind of casual person."

Seeing Ling Ji walk into the third room again, Di Ying on the sofa looked around and raised the volume: "I really haven't slept with anyone!"

There was no movement for a while, and he added: "You are the first! If you don't believe me, you will know that there are no other animals in my house!"

Ling Ji came out of the room: "This room is well lit, don't you mind changing it into a baby room?"

"Although I don't mind, I personally recommend the one on the dark side."

"why?"

"Do you need to ask? Because your son is a ferret, don't you think the bedroom in the south is too sunny, so it's better to turn the bedroom in the north into a cold storage. Have you ever seen a cold storage? The kind that hangs pigs."

"Di Ying!" Ling Ji finally couldn't bear to call his name.

"I'm talking serious with you, every word is serious!" Di Ying raised his hands and swore.

As soon as Di Ying raised his hand, Xiao Ao arched into his arms dishonestly.

"What are you doing?" Di Ying was nervous, "Do you want to pee? Hold on and I'll take you to the toilet."

Xiaoao arched into the bathrobe along the open collar, fanning his nose up and down, left and right to search.

The behavior became more and more strange, Di Ying said anxiously: "Hey! You bastard, what are you looking for?"

Xiao Ao finally found the suspected target, opened her pink mouth, and grabbed it with precision.

Di Ying:? ? ? ! ! !

Ling Ji who witnessed the whole process with his own eyes: ……………

The door of the villa was opened again, and Di Ying's assistant appeared in the entrance pushing two boxes, one big and one small.

"Sister Lu asked me to bring Teacher Ling's luggage. Boss, I heard that you are happy! Is it true?"

As soon as Assistant Jia looked up, his boss was half sitting and half lying on the sofa in the living room, half of his pajamas had slipped off, and half of his shoulders were exposed.

A white, fluffy animal that looked exactly like the boss was being held in his arms, with an indescribable part in its mouth, sucking indulgently.

Looking at this scene horizontally and vertically, looking up and down, it seems to be engaging in some kind of primitive, great behavior that makes people can't help but praise mother's love, and is necessary for the inheritance of life.

In the other direction, the owner of the suitcase in his hand was standing at the stairs, staring blankly at his boss.

Assistant Jia looked left, then right... then left, then right...

The time in this space seems to be frozen, only he is the owl pendulum running dedicatedly.

The door of the villa closed with a bang.

"Sorry! Excuse me!"

Di Ying: “………………………”

"I'm Di Ying. For some reason, I've been encountering personnel problems recently."

"My personal assistant has been with me for three years. He's a nice guy with a bit of a dash but a warm heart."

"Recently, he made a small mistake and learned some secrets that he shouldn't know. Maybe he can't keep it anymore."

"How to fire him without violating the labor contract law, please give me some advice."