Iceberg actor gave birth to a mink for me

"Mr. Ling, I am Xiao Jia, Di Ge's life assistant. As you can see, I am a blind person with a disability. Thanks to my boss, who is kind and bodhisattva, and does not mind my physical defects. Offer me such a stable job..."

Di Ying: "You have been fired."

Xiao Jia, who was blind and shook hands with the void, shed two lasagna tears.

Ling Ji behind Xiao Jia's cold face reveals a bit of disgust. In this family, everyone from the boss to the assistant seems to be out of their minds.

Di Ying forcibly grabbed Xiao Ao from his chest, and his four little claws pawed in the air reluctantly.

"And you, you were abandoned. But you can choose to be adopted by a blind man. Your group should not have to worry about food and drink when you perform on the streets."

Xiao Jia rushed over: "Is this my eldest nephew?"

The way he looked at Xiao Ao was like a miracle, and the light came to his eyes again, shining brightly.

"How is it possible to look so similar? You can't say that it is a deep imitation, but it can only be said that it is exactly the same."

Di Ying: "You're still blind, you can't say you're superfluous, you can only say you have eyes but no eyes."

"Woooo, what people say is from the heart..."

Xiao Jia heard movement at the door, turned her head to see Ling Ji was carrying luggage by herself, and ran over quickly.

"Mr. Ling, you really want me to lose my job. I'll come and I'll come. Just tell me where to move."

The entertainers that Di Ying has seen, even if they are only out of a small door, are big boxes and small boxes, and even he himself is not exempt.

Ling Ji's two suitcases are so cramped that even a ferret would find them too crowded.

"Didn't you say you're going to move here? Why does it look like you're only staying for a weekend? Are you worried about my luggage limit?"

Before Ling Ji could speak, Xiao Jia hurriedly said, "Brother, these are all of Teacher Ling's belongings. You don't know, Teacher Ling's dormitory is cleaner than the dormitory for newcomers."

Ling Ji gave the big suitcase to his assistant, and carried the smaller one by himself.

Di Ying has only seen this kind of habit in young artists who have just started their careers and can only afford to hire an assistant when they go out.

"I have to ask the company. After all, Mr. Ling signed the contract as an actor, why is the treatment not as good as that of the company's third-tier artists?"

Di Ying pretended to be angry for the sake of cliche, but Ling Ji really took the bait.

"I don't need so much luggage. The crew has costumes, and the event has brand sponsorship. It's enough to wear casual clothes."

"How do you explain the dormitory?"

"The company arranged an apartment, but I refused and applied for rent discount."

Rent discount, Di Ying has never heard such a weird request, it was an eye-opener.

The staff who wanted to come to arrange accommodation heard that his mood was almost the same as he is now.

"I really don't understand, you have to save thousands of dollars in rent, why can you not be moved by a check with seven zeros?"

Xiao Jia was very excited when he heard it: "Brother, where is the check with seven zeros? I can move it! No, no, you don't have to get up and help me get it. You just lie there and I move it myself!"

Ling Ji's expression became colder to the naked eye. Di Ying passively consolidated his high school physics knowledge, and there is absolute zero below zero.

"How many times do I have to repeat, my lack of money and taking your money are two different things."

"I'm thinking about the overall situation. If you act like the company abuses artists, who will dare to sign with my company in the future?"

Xiao Jia found the check and was overjoyed to count the zeros on it twice.

Hearing the conversation between the two of them suddenly seemed to be enlightened.

"Boss, isn't this the money you sent Teacher Ling? If it's true, then you've gone too far."

"Every time someone tells me that the entertainment industry is too messy, I always refute that at least my brother is out of the mud. I didn't expect that even you would do this kind of thing...that's your own flesh and blood!"

Di Ying pretended to be surprised: "Didn't you get fired? Why are you still here?"

"Let's go! Don't worry about the work of helping the evildoers!" Xiao Jia turned his head and walked away with great backbone.

"Come back," Di Ying stopped him, "Put down the check."

Xiao Jia turned around instantly: "Then I'd better stay, King Zhou also has loyal ministers! From now on, I will be Bigan, and I will put my heart out of my heart to bring my brother back to the right path!"

It may be the first time Ling Ji has seen this kind of scene, and he is not quite used to it yet.

"Is your standard for recruiting assistants that the KPI of daily speech must not be lower than that of the boss?"

"I'm reviewing, maybe the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, but the focus now is this guy..."

He picked up the small dimple that he kept getting into the bathrobe.

"I suspect that it may be starving, and has been coveting something I don't own. Since you are its biological mother, why not—"

From his point of view, Ling Ji is high above him, looking down at him from the bottom of his eyes like a proud king.

"Don't look at me, don't expect me to have what you don't have."

Di Ying murmured softly, "So you knew that we both had the same physical structure, and thought you had a biased perception of your abilities."

Xiao Jia saw that this was a good opportunity for him to take the blame and make meritorious service.

"Boss! Even though I don't have one, I know where to find it!"

……

"I'm Di Ying, a well-known celebrity, and I'm fully armed at the moment, although hats and sunglasses can't hide my handsomeness."

"The man behind me who is also fully armed is called Ling Ji. Half an hour ago, he succeeded in ascending the throne with the help of the ferret in his arms. Is this what is often said in Gongdou dramas, that a mother is more expensive than a child."

"No wonder people always say that the metropolis is fast-paced and life changes rapidly. I didn't realize the true meaning of this sentence until today."

"You will never guess, the next moment, whether you are in the clubhouse, on the rooftop, or in the baby products supermarket."

"Welcome! Do you want to choose milk powder, sir?"

The young shopping guide was full of enthusiasm: "We have all kinds of milk powder here. There are special milk powder for male babies and special milk powder for female babies. May I ask who your baby is—?"

Di Ying pointed her thumb backwards: "Look for yourself."

The shopping guide tilted his head and glanced into Ling Ji's arms: "So that's the case, then buy this special milk powder for ferret babies!"

Di Ying: "How could there be such a thing?!"

People nearby heard the movement: "Hey, look at that person, he seems a little familiar."

Di Ying immediately lowered his head and put on his sunglasses again.

Ling Ji walked to his side and lowered his voice: "Have you forgotten Sister Jing's instructions?"

Di Ying also lowered his voice: "I forgot that the world does not operate according to common sense."

Although Di Ying said that, his hands didn't stop for a moment. Ling Ji turned his head and glanced at the almost full shopping cart.

"You don't have to buy so much at once."

Xiao Jia echoed: "That's right, brother, things like milk powder have a shelf life!"

"You say it!" Di Ying said fiercely, "How can I not know that food has a shelf life? I'm worried about such a weird thing, who knows if I can buy it in the future!"

"Your baby is so cute!"

When meeting big customers, the shopping guide's smile is particularly bright.

"Look carefully, it still looks like a star!"

Di Ying was not convinced: "Have you really looked at it carefully? How can a star grow up like this? What makes a star like this grow popular? Is it exotic?"

The chattering Di Ying was dragged away by the unbearable Ling Ji.

"Don't pull me! I want to reason with her clearly. This world can obliterate common sense, but it must not violate logic!"

The shopping guides along the way heard that there were big customers in the store, and they seized the opportunity to promote their main products:

"Sir, take a look at our crib. It is made of high-quality environmentally friendly wood, healthy, non-toxic, safe and reliable, and it is specially designed for ferret babies aged 0-3—"

"purchase!"

"This pacifier is an international brand, it perfectly fits the mouth shape of the baby ferret, and after using it, you don't have to worry about the growth and development of the canine teeth, and it plays a very good role in comfort—"

"purchase!"

"The special tent for ferret babies, the shape truly restores the luxurious Eskimo igloo, so that your baby can have the comfort and peace of mind like dreaming back to home, buy it now and get a box of artificial snow spray cans——"

"Buy, buy, buy! Buy everything!"

Di Ying rushed forward angrily: Crazy!crazy!The world is completely crazy!

No one is normal, and even the manufacturers have become unreasonable, producing products that are destined to lose money at first glance!

Did he come to the supermarket to shop?

It is clearly to save the precarious manufacturing industry!

Xiao Jia followed behind him, panting from exhaustion.

"Boss, I can't fit the car anymore. If you continue to buy it like this, you will have to call a moving company to move it later."

Di Ying stopped in his tracks: "What kind of service does this supermarket provide? Doesn't it deliver the goods to your door? ... Where did you go, Mr. Ling?"

Not seeing any trace of the man and the mink, Di Ying was worried and turned back to look for it.

Fortunately, within two steps, Ling Ji was not far away, looking down at a thin piece of paper in his hand seriously.

Xiao Ao leaned obediently on his shoulder, and followed along to read, as if he really understood the content on it.

Most of Ling Ji's side face was covered by a hat and a mask, and the slender and drooping eyelashes covered the fundus of his eyes.

Even so, passers-by could feel that standing there quietly was a beauty.

What he can hold in his hand and read carefully must be the most beautiful words in the world.

To be more specific, what is written on it is——

"Bi marks first turn into pond grass, and the wild light shines together. Fan thin stars stream, pan bright dew drops, scattered autumn field flying phosphorus."

——that is worthy of his refined demeanor.

Di Ying stared at his side face in a daze, thinking how could he have slept in the Millennium Cold Pool?

Subconsciously lowered his head to check, it's a miracle that the talented little brother didn't get frostbite.

The most hateful thing is the fragmented self. Such an important experience has not left any fragments of memory.

Has this iceberg melted due to his blazing heat?

Is it the forbearance of clenched teeth or the restraint of frowning?

Di Ying couldn't remember even though he tried his best to think back, let alone imagine that scene.

This is really, throwing a stone into the cold pool, there will be no trace after the ripples.

Xiao Ao jumped from his left shoulder to his right shoulder, awakening Di Ying from a trance.

He said to himself: "Tsk, it's not counted as no trace, isn't this the crystallization of love?"

Di Ying walked towards Ling Ji, and as the distance got closer, the colorful paper in his hand became clearer and clearer.

"What are you looking at? So serious."

Until he walked up to him, every square word had meaning:

——Happy shopping with special discounts, big rewards for the audience

—— Endless surprises, lottery draw

——The baby eats deliciously, and the mother is most at ease

——Over [-], get [-] free, buy more and get more free, no cap

Ling Ji pointed to the words on the leaflet: "When you bought the bed, you didn't pay the bill together with the tent, so you missed the big discount."

"Recharge milk powder first before buying, and there will be points after the discount."

"Shopping receipts can be drawn at the door. I saw with my own eyes that you lost several of them."

Ling Ji talked for a long time, seeing that the person didn't respond, his eyes shifted from the flyer to the other person, with dissatisfaction written on his face.

"Did you hear what I was saying?"

Di Ying took a deep breath: "Teacher Ling."

Ling Ji:?

"Let's go home. A place like a supermarket is not worthy of you."