how to train your humans

"Oh, that's right!" Shutla suddenly had a happy face, and his brisk steps showed that he was very happy now. He took out something from the house, "Look, when you closed the exam, I upgraded Meebao For a moment, now it can act as a locator, it can also be used as a communication device, and it can also talk!"

A small chicken in the shape of a pompom, yellow and yellow, with a signal receiver on its head, made into a small red pompom by Shutera, shaking as it twists its buttocks , saw the master who loved him so much, and immediately rushed over with flapping wings.

"Gugu~gujiu~" Mi Bao uttered a strange call, "Master, master~gujiu~"

Qi Yang took the chick and held it in his hands. Xiutra's technique is quite good, he made this mechanical chick like a real creature, it feels soft and warm to the touch.Qi Yang couldn't help touching Mi Bao's head and back. Mi Bao cooed in a low voice, squinting his eyes and rubbing Qi Yang's palm, looking very enjoying it.

"Gujiu! Xiuxiu is broken Gujiu! He spanked Mi Bao's ass~ Gujiu! Master beat him! Gujiu Gujiu~"

Shutla's face immediately turned black like the bottom of a pot.

Mi Bao jumped up and down in the palm of Qiyang's palm, rubbing against Qiyang's palm and fingertips in various ways, making small reports in different ways, and relying on the fact that he now has Qiyang's backing, he has completely given up on it. The producer paid attention to it, and screamed, even forcing Shutla to threaten loudly: "If you dare to speak ill of me again, I will dismantle you!"

"Xiuxiu can't dismantle Mibao Gujiu~ Mibao has a master~ Gujiu~" Mibao jumped onto Qiyang's shoulder and curled up into a ball, "Master, look~ Xiuxiu is broken~ Gujiu~"

Qi Yang laughed out loud, pulled Shutla past him, and patted him on the back: "Master will help you fight Xiuxiu."

"Gujiu Gujiu! Master is awesome Gujiu! If Xiuxiu bullies Mi Bao again, I will ask Master to beat you Gujiu!!!"

From then on, Mibao got the name "The Great Demon Chicken".

The next day, Qiyang went to the Mechanics Academy to report according to Xiutra’s arrangement. He thought it was quite novel. The building maintains the same characteristics, but the gate is fully mechanized, and the gate is... ten times higher than the gate of the human imperial city that Qi Yang has seen before.

The whole gate is pure metal color, and there are some bright blue and red patterns on the gate. According to a student next to him, those graphics were designed by Dean Sutra himself, and they are the circuit diagram of the latest smart computer motherboard chip.

In the center of the gate is the logo of the Royal Academy. On both sides of the gate are long banners and banners. The banner on the left is the unicorn totem of the Osland royal family. On the right is a golden symbol made of flames and wings, praying Yang had seen it on the chest of the priest of light named Falmo, so Qi Yang deduced that it was the symbol of the Temple of Light.

"The royal family of Oslant is the spiritual leader of the federation, and the Temple of Light is the spiritual leader of all mankind. We are honored to have the main hall of the temple settled in our capital for several centuries."

A girl behind said this, and Qi Yang saw that she also had the emblem of the temple on her chest-Shotra told Qi Yang that many devout believers would wear the emblem on their hearts, thinking that in this way they could be protected in bright moments.

Cultivators can't quite understand this kind of belief in gods, because they are taking a life-defying path. No god can bless them. , the ancient gods gradually disappeared, and later the newborn immortals and people in the cultivation world realized that the way of heaven must not be violated, life must be revered, and the cultivation achieved by sacrificing the lives of innocent people will eventually be repaid in the cycle of karma.Apart from this, there is nothing that cultivators need to "believe" - ​​they only pursue their own "Tao".

Is this a cultural difference?Qi Yang was extremely puzzled that the "gods" in this world would really protect mortals.In the eyes of many mortals, cultivators can be regarded as gods, but Qi Yang thinks about himself, he has never taken special care of any mortal, because that is not his way... Wait, can Shutla be an exception?

"Although miracles have not appeared for a long time, we believe that God is still caring for this fertile land." The girl said so.

...It turns out it's the same, it's just human self-comfort.

Qi Yang breathed a sigh of relief, because he just thought that if the "god" of this world would take care of ordinary people, would he think that an outsider like him would "bully" the local residents, and then kill him together...

Of course, this is because a certain sword cultivator's brain is too open, because in the cultivation world, most of the masters of various schools have a problem with protecting their weaknesses. After all, after hundreds of thousands of years of getting along, not protecting their weaknesses can only show that this guy is cultivating "" Ruthless way."

Withdrawing his wandering thoughts and returning to his eyes, Qi Yang walked all the way, his eyes were full of high-tech things, all of which could not be named.

"Yo? Who is this? Today is the report day, what are you doing here? I'll abuse you after the report is over, don't worry!"

As soon as Qi Yang turned his head, he saw Kesang standing behind him, his chin raised high, and he kept rolling his eyes, which made Qi Yang almost think that his eyes were cramping.

"Why did the guys from the Magic Court come to us? Are you here to show how unpopular you are?" Kesang dragged his voice slowly, and said in a strange tone. When he came out, "Gujiu" yelled, and then hurriedly shrank back. Kesang squinted his eyes and snorted, "Hehe~ The magician's taste is really sharp, and he keeps a fat chicken as a pet."

Upon hearing Kesang's words, the surrounding freshmen gathered around, looked Qiyang up and down, and sneered from time to time.

"What is the magician doing here? You're not lost! Haha, you're crazy!"

"Look at his bag, it looks so old-fashioned."

"The clothes are also old-fashioned, and the accent is a bit weird."

A girl said hesitantly: "But I think he looks pretty good..."

"Shut up! The magician is disgusting from head to toe! Look at his mother-in-law!" The person who said this was a... boy with a ponytail, lipstick, and an orchid finger when he spoke.

Qi Yang will not get angry because of the ridicule of some young people. In his eyes, these children in their teens and twenties... are really too young and too young.

So he smiled and said, "I'm Qiyang, a freshman who came to the School of Mechanical Engineering to report on mech driving. We will be classmates from now on."

The surrounding sounds stopped abruptly.

"...Are you kidding me?" Kesang stared, and finally stopped rolling his eyes, "You magician? Come to learn mecha?"

Qi Yang shrugged: "Because I didn't pass the exam at the Academy of Magic!"

Kesang didn’t speak for a long time, his face turned red from holding back, and he said after a long while: “Huh, give up magic, you know the time and know how to turn to the light as soon as possible! But, you, your small body, I can beat you with just one little finger. Break your leg, mech pilot? Don't stay in the cab, you can only go to receive social relief!"

People around thought that Qi Yang would be furious, but Qi Yang just smiled: "Thank you for reminding me, I won't be disabled."

Kesang was so angry that he almost smoked.

The freshmen soon finished reporting, received their dormitory certificates, and were about to be allocated rooms.The dormitory of the School of Mechanical Engineering is shared by two people. There is a building for boys of each grade, with a large swimming pool in the middle, and a building for girls on the opposite side.

This building is very strange to Qiyang, because the whole building of the male dormitory is twisted, like a thick hemp rope that has been twisted into a twist, presenting a heavy pure black color, like some kind of tall mechanical device .

Qi Yang looked at the number plate, room 8102, at this moment someone shouted: "Who is 8102?"

Hearing this familiar voice, Qi Yang turned around, raised the sign in his hand, and said with a smile: "Me."

Kesang almost exploded, the boy jumped up and shouted: "Why are you again! Are you kidding me! How could I share a room with you! My... my God! How could I be in the same room as you Room! You undercover agent of the Magic Court! Spy! You...you..."

Until it was confirmed that Qiyang's number plate was 8102, Kesang was in a cloudy state, like an eggplant beaten by frost, and his colorful shaggy hair had lost its color.

Moaning all the way into the room, Kesang immediately said: "Your left side, my right side, don't cross the line, don't disturb my life!"

Qi Yang smiled and shook his head, put his things in the cabinet and put them away, and began to make the bed.

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"How to tame your humans?" In the palace of the Holy Dragon Empire, a young woman wearing a gorgeous court dress read every word, and the man beside her who was busy pinning crystal diamonds to the corner of her clothes didn't even look up. snorted.

"Shuangfury, is this the website you and Hanbing the Whisperer made?"

The man stood up, and if Qi Yang was here, he would have recognized this man - the mobile jewelry display stand.

"The young people of the tribe now like to exchange experiences here, and the great silver dragon Shuangnu Hanqing—that is, me, will generously give them intellectual support!" , especially around people close to them, the dragons don't hide the maddening things in their nature at all-in fact, Frostfury thinks that he is showing his strength and excellence.

"...This is what you call a very successful website? Let the young dragons use dirty methods to deal with humans?" The woman smiled and handed the smart mobile screen to Frostfury.

I saw that post wrote: "I have to get along with an annoying human being, what method can I use to make his life worse than death, without being discovered and still having fun?"

"..." Frostfury was really going to get angry like his name, he shouted loudly, and even switched to dragon language unconsciously, "As a noble, elegant, and great dragon clan! Sons and daughters of brilliance! How can we have grievances with those low-level human beings in the outside world? We can only grievances with races of the same status as ourselves, not humble ants who are not eye-catching at all! Moreover, as a giant dragon, we still have to use low-level methods. can make humans stand in front of us—”

"Enough, my dear Frostfury." The woman also said loudly in Dragon Language, "Is it appropriate for you to say such words in front of me, a 'humble ant'?"

Frost Fury seemed to have been hit by a forbidden curse, and immediately rushed over: "No, no, my Royal Highness, although you are also a human being, you are an excellent king who can control the dragon clan. You are so beautiful——"

"His Royal Highness, Your Excellency Frost Wrath, the two of you are shouting privately so that the whole palace can hear you. Such an aboveboard show of affection will make all the single knights jump off the building!" The knight captain who came from the other side of the corridor was serious. He saluted and said, "His Royal Highness the Second Prince has returned from the extreme north, and, Your Excellency Shuangfury, please take your bad tastes off Your Highness the Great Princess, she needs to meet with Ao in a while." The envoys of the Slant Federation, in fact, the envoys are already waiting in the living room."

Frost Wrath gave him a haughty look, "Do you dare to question the aesthetics of the Dragon Clan? Wait, you just said that the Second Prince... that... that 'terrible evil mage' has returned from the Far North?"

"Yes, Your Excellency Han Qing, but that is His Royal Highness the Second Prince with royal blood, not what you call an evil mage."

"The glory is on top!" Frost Wrath almost showed a frightened expression that was completely inconsistent with the identity of the Dragon Race, "As an elder, I have to remind the children that the terrible mage is back!"

The eldest princess sighed: "What is Second Brother going home at this time... It will scare the newborn little dragon."

The knight commander's face was hard to bear to look at.

"Forget it, it's all here... Frostfury, take your treasures off me, and give me back the knight uniform."

"My dear Highness, you are my most precious treasure!" Frost Fury returned to the affectionate mode, and he restrained himself a little until the eldest princess showed a disgusted expression of disgusted words.

"By the way, Your Excellency the Knight Commander." The princess changed into normal clothes, and came out heroically, "Blue Dragon Whisperer Han Bing, still can't return to the Dragon Realm?"

The knight commander paused, "Yes, the Council of Elders and the Dragon Council still haven't withdrawn the punishment order against His Excellency Ice, unless he finds that person."

The princess sighed: "Okay, Shuang Nu, let's go."

The silver dragon Frost Fury on one side instantly changed back to its main body. The elegant silver dragon stretched out its huge wings in the sun, lowered its head, let the princess sit on his back, then vibrated its wings and brought up a powerful airflow, rushing towards the sky .

"Hmph, the little dragon who posted the post just now is called Huang Yan? I remember him." Shuang Nu flew, thinking about it, until the female knight on the back slapped him, then shut up and started to talk to him. The palace parlor landed past.