how to train your humans

Qi Yang is already an official student of the college, so he lived in an apartment. Originally, Sutra was very persistent and refused to let Qi Yang go out to live by himself, but Qi Yang felt that since all the students here lived in apartments, he couldn’t either. Go special and live in the dean's house!So Xiutra sent away Qiyang with a gloomy face.

The mecha system is known as the holy land that burns money the fastest, but also comes in the fastest money. Almost every piece of equipment here is the latest technological product, and due to the obsessive-compulsive disorder of many instructors, the replacement speed is super fast, and it is often the first Time to replace the latest technological gadgets.Qi Yang fiddled with his bed for a long time, and the bed vibrated unexpectedly, so scared that Mi Bao jumped into Qi Yang's collar and got into his clothes, so Kesang came out of the toilet and saw a... Weird guy with half boobs, and the boobs are still squirming.

"Idiot, that bed is a massage bed, don't you even know how to use it?" Kesang rushed over angrily, turned off the switch, and pointed at Qiyang's chest, "Put your stupid dick down, don't let it It stays in that, that place! Calling you my roommate is the biggest insult to me!"

Qiyang smiled in a good-tempered manner, and naturally reached in and grabbed Mibao, ripping off the neckline, revealing a little chest, Kesang glanced at it, froze for a moment, and then his face turned red suddenly, the boy Jumped up again and shouted: "This is a public dormitory, can you idiot be more careful!"

"Oh, oh, sorry."

Qi Yang was not angry at all, and let Kesang yell and shout, but after a while, Kesang felt embarrassed and sat on the bed to drink water.

At night, since the two lived in the same room, Qi Yang couldn’t openly start adjusting his breath, so he had to lie down on the bed and wait for Kesang to sleep. Unexpectedly, young people are full of energy, and staying up late to surf the Internet is also the norm in this era. So special that Kesang has been lying on the bed looking at the smart light screen in his hand.

Lying down, Qi Yang closed his eyes and slowly fell into a long-lost dream.

He has not dreamed for a long time. After becoming a sword repairer, sleep has become a dispensable thing. In addition to practicing and practicing swords, he has been wandering around with his master for hundreds of years. The last dream was probably hundreds of years old. Years ago when he was a teenager?

But the dream is still so similar after hundreds of years.

A hillside full of unknown wildflowers, very open, the sun is very dazzling, dazzling a little bit.There was a person standing in the sunlight, with his back to Qiyang, he couldn't tell whether that person was a man or a woman.

Qi Yang tried to walk over, and found that his vision was amazing, by the way... In this dream, Qi Yang was not even at the knee height of that person.

...Is this too small?Qi Yang doesn't remember the years when he was a dumpling at all, but he is dreaming and doesn't need to take action on his own, so Qi Yang watched the self in the dream stumbling towards that figure, getting closer, Qi Yang felt that It should be a man.

Qi Yang often had this dream when he was very young, a meaningless dream. In the dream, a person who seemed to be very familiar stood in the sun, running desperately, but he couldn't run, and finally died of exhaustion. wake up.

But this time the dream has changed, perhaps because Qi Yang has survived the catastrophe?Qi Yang felt that every time he took a step forward, it felt like a mighty force was pulling him back, but the self in his dream was very persistent and wanted to run to that person.Every time he took a step, Qi Yang felt that he had grown a little taller. When he ran to that person, he felt that he was full of strength again, not even the state when he was awake, but the eve of crossing the catastrophe. The peak state of spiritual power.

Power filled the whole body, which felt extremely refreshing.

Suddenly the sky darkened, and large purple clouds gathered in the sky. Is this... Heavenly Tribulation?A cloud of robbery quickly formed above the head, and the thunder light enveloped the hillside in an instant. Qi Yang drew out his sword to prepare to meet him, but suddenly found that his left hand was being held by that person.

Turning his head, he saw an unbelievable face.

"Shotra?"

Qi Yang opened his eyes all of a sudden, the morning light outside the window shone on his face, and there was a hint of autumn in the air with a hint of morning chill.

He sat up from the bed, and Mi Bao was sleeping beside his pillow, his butt feathers curled up.On the next bed, Kesan was lying face down in a big shape, with the pillow on his head, sleeping soundly.

I actually dreamed?

Qi Yang slowly recalled the moment just now, he actually fell asleep?Before Kesang got up, Qi Yang immediately sat cross-legged, looking inside with his spiritual sense, and his spiritual power quickly circulated.The situation is not good, the tendons and veins still have the injuries from crossing the catastrophe, and there is almost no improvement, but the spiritual power has begun to be insufficient. His sword is silent in the dantian, but trembles from time to time, as if he sensed that Jian Xiu was in crisis .

It seems to be restrained, and we can no longer do it casually.Qi Yang opened his eyes, thinking sadly that he would not be able to have a good fight with Dragon Knight.

——Maybe it is because of lack of spiritual power that the body needs the rest method of mortals, so I fell asleep and dreamed?

What's more, in a dream, there is Shutla intruding. It's really... This is probably what mortals often say, "Think about it every day, dream about it at night".

Because of a dream, Qi Yang concluded that he was short of spiritual power now, but he couldn't find a way to replenish it for the time being, so he had to make up for himself from another aspect, so he chose this way of compensation——

"My God, are you a relative of the idiot?" Kesang gnawed on the chicken leg, staring dumbfounded at Qiyang carrying two plates. The plate on the left was full of chicken legs, beef and hamburgers. , the plate on the right is a variety of vegetables, fruits and salads, and after Qi Yang put the plate on his seat, he turned back and took a portion of each of several kinds of porridge and broth. The fat aunt in the cafeteria held a spoon, After squinting at Qi Yang, he muttered, "No leftovers are allowed."

"Okay." Qi Yang nodded solemnly, then sat in front of his terrible pile of food, and began to destroy the food at an elegant but not slow speed.

"You...do you have a space bag in your stomach?" Kesang was so shocked that he even forgot to bite the chicken leg in his hand, "Is this the normal human food intake?"

With a spoon in his left hand and a fork in his right, Qi Yang ate very happily, even in his busy schedule, he raised his head and smiled at the stunned Kesang in front of him.

In the blink of an eye, the two plates were empty, and then Qi Yang picked up the porridge bowl and the soup bowl in front of him one by one. His posture was still so solemn. He quickly solved more than a dozen different liquid foods at an average speed of three seconds. All the classmates were astonished as if they saw a mighty dragon showing off its cuteness, and they felt an indescribable sense of disobedience.

Finally, a girl approached with a blushing face: "Student...can you buy me a cup of coffee after evening class?"

While speaking, the girl's eyes still drifted to Qi Yang's face.

coffee?Qi Yang thought for a while, then said uncertainly: "Why should I treat you to coffee?"

This sentence is extremely lethal, no matter how beautiful the face is, it is useless, the girl turned her face and left on the spot, but Qi Yang still looked puzzled, Kesang laughed, choked on the chicken in his mouth, and coughed for a long time.

... Forgive the fairy, he really just never had any serious contact with girls.

The girl's departure didn't dampen Qi Yang's interest in food. He rubbed his stomach, then turned his head, sadly seeing that the chicken had been emptied.

So he sighed and looked at the chicken bones on the plate with regret.Mi Bao empathetically got out of his pocket, jumped onto Qi Yang's shoulder, and rubbed his small body against Qi Yang's face, "Goo chirp~ chirp chirp~ Master is good~ Master is not sad~"

"Look at your idiot, even girls who show their affection to you will be pissed off by you, you are so stupid!" Kesang's face twisted, and after a long while, he pushed his plate towards Qiyang with great reluctance. He hummed a strange sound from his nostrils, as if he wanted to show his arrogance, but he failed a little bit. In short, Kesan said awkwardly: "I can't eat any more, so I'll reward you!"

Huh?Is it friendly to ask for coffee?When I visit Shutla that weekend, let him treat him to coffee.

After taking the chicken legs, Qi Yang smiled and nodded, "Thank you." His interest in food is much higher than that of "girls", after all, the latter can't eat... So he showed a sincerely happy expression, even Mi Bao couldn't bear it. Horror gurgled at Kesang.

The boy blushed all over again, his ears were congested, and he stood up suddenly: "I, I am not kind, I am afraid that you will die of hunger, and then no one will fight with me!"

Qi Yang bit the chicken leg, smiled and blinked, Kesang turned around and left, tripping over the legs of the table as he walked too fast.

"Hey, do you guys understand girls? They are flirting with you." A somewhat familiar voice sounded, and when Qi Yang turned around, he saw a girl walking over in a mecha uniform with One is covered with gauze.

"It's you." Qi Yang put down the bowl, "The killer also appeared in a fair way?"

"...Part-time job, part-time job!" The girl said awkwardly, "Have you never had a summer job?"

What is a summer job and can it be eaten?Qi Yang shook his head, and the girl sat next to Qi Yang with a small bowl of porridge, and said, "In the future, if a girl strikes up a conversation with you, don't refuse it so directly, or she will be sad."

"Yeah, I see, thank you for the reminder." Qi Yang nodded, the girl seemed really angry, it seems that she should continue to learn the etiquette of this world, and she must not be rude again.

"You eat so much...it's hopeless, you will become the public enemy of girls in the future!" The killer rolled his eyes, and touched his little belly that he couldn't see much, "I'm fat again, and I'm fat too." You have to lose weight, why do you eat so much and still look so thin, you should be beaten to death, hum, when you become a ball, I will definitely post your photos on the Internet to laugh at you .”

Qi Yang is silent, in another world, is it a sin to eat too much?

"Okay, let's get to know each other officially. I'm... Don't laugh, my name is Lulu."

Qi Yang nodded and said, "I am Qi Yang."

Lulu was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "You... don't you think my name is funny?"

Qi Yang wondered, "Where is it so funny?"

Lulu was silent for a while, at this moment, the aunt in the cafeteria not far away suddenly shouted: "Lulu, come back!" Throw the bone to the puppy.

"..." Qi Yang was silent for a moment, "Well... all things have animism, even if it has the same name as a puppy, it is not a shameful thing."

"But I worked as a volunteer at a stray dog ​​shelter before." Lulu said with a gloomy face, "Then I couldn't take it anymore, so I became a killer."

Qi Yang can't keep up with the thinking of a girl from another world, isn't the career span too big?I didn't know what to say for a while, and after thinking for a long time, I said, "Killing people is not good."

"Do you understand! I am the law enforcer in the dark! I specialize in hunting those evil people who have escaped the punishment of the law!" Lulu suddenly shouted, and the surrounding students all looked sideways, many of them laughed at the beast.

...is this girl really not Vera's long-lost sister?

"Why did you assassinate me that day?" Qiyang and Lulu walked to the classroom together, chatting while walking.

"It's an entrustment from the royal family of the Holy Dragon Empire. We want a few killers to pretend to assassinate the little princess so that she can go home. She ran away from home." Lulu chewed a stick while walking.

"...I don't think I look feminine." Qi Yang still said the question that had troubled him for several days.

Lulu looked at him sideways, blushing a little: "Well, I'm sorry, I'm a little face blind, I see people only by the color of their hair and eyes."

Aren't you a bit of face blindness?You don't even know what a face is!But Qi Yang breathed a sigh of relief.

"After you were taken away by the priest that day, did you have nothing to do?"

Lulu's eyes suddenly lit up: "Yes! I saw the Paladins of the Judgment House, they are so handsome! So handsome!"

"..." Communicating with humans from another world is exhausting.