how to train your humans

It feels like sunshine... Qi Yang moved lazily, closed his eyes, felt the warmth on his face, it was so comfortable that he didn't want to open his eyes.

There is a strange feeling in my body, as if I am lying in cotton wool, fluttering up and down for a while, and it seems to be fluttering with the wind, and I don't need any strength at all.

This state is not quite right... Wait... Heavenly Tribulation, Heavenly Tribulation?Am I immortal?As soon as Qi Yang thought about it, he opened his eyes immediately, and his vision slowly focused, and it was a completely strange place.

Completely strange, not just the place is strange, but the kind of strangeness that is surrounded by a bunch of strange objects that cannot be named when you open your eyes.

Feeling a little dizzy, Qi Yang sat up slowly, covered with a thin blanket, which was a bit old from washing, but exuded a clean fragrance—although Qi Yang hesitated, since he looked the same as he knew The blanket is no different, so it should be a blanket... right?The clothes are still well dressed, but the shoes on the feet have been taken off. Qi Yang wanted to get out of bed, but was surprised to find that the thing covered with a layer of mattress was not the bed he was familiar with at all!

The thing is shaking, of course the thing is shaking!A transparent layer of membrane, which is actually wrapped in water!The cool and comfortable water temperature surprised Qi Yang.He slept on a puddle of water?

"Water" does not have his own shoes, but a pair of... even stranger things!Qi Yang thought about it hesitantly, and tried to stuff his feet in. The fur was soft and soft to the touch, but it looked... very much like two strange creatures biting his feet.

Fantastic place!

Praying for the sun and helping the forehead, I am 100% sure that this is not a fairyland, how could this be a fairyland!Sitting on the side of the bed, he felt his limbs were weak, and the spiritual power in his body was almost exhausted. The meridians and the sea of ​​consciousness still bore the scars left by the catastrophe, so this also made Qi Yang sure that it was not his imagination to cross the catastrophe.

Holding his breath and concentrating, after a while, Qi Yang was so shocked that he jumped up and almost sprained his foot——

There is not a single trace of aura here!

God, no, yes, spirit, breath? ! ?

Qi Yang's whole person... no, the whole fairy is not well!After passing the catastrophe, he is said to be a sword fairy, but he has not ascended after all, so he is considered a half fairy, but he is considered a complete fairy, and fell into a world without aura... Tiandao, are you joking because you are too idle to panic? ?

After being dazzled for about an hour, he managed to calm down. Looking inside, he could still see the sword silently in the dantian, which made Qi Yang calm down a little.

——There will never be a complete dead end in this world, and you will definitely be able to find the door of life from here.

So Qi Yang stood up again, shook slightly, but still stood firm, pushed open the door and walked out of the hut.This is a very small house, and the outside room is not too big. Qi Yang stood by the door, and when he raised his eyes, he saw two people. One of them was the person he had seen before he passed out, and the other...

Why did he stick a feather duster in his head?Qi Yang thought suspiciously, but didn't show it. After all, he was in a completely unfamiliar place, so he needed to be cautious in his words and deeds.

Shutla in the living room was a little surprised to see the young man standing by the door, he woke up so quickly, wearing the magic little cute chicken slippers specially prepared for him, and still wearing the flowing robe that looked like a saint It's like the dress of an elf, but with this fluffy slippers, coupled with the confused but pretended indifferent expression on his face, the whole person looks... so cute.

"Yo! Shutla, are you enlightened? You actually hid a little beauty in the back room! You didn't introduce me even after you brought it home!" The guard captain Hogel next to him showed a look of "I know everything". , raised eyebrows at Qi Yang who was standing there, took off the hat on his head, straightened the saber around his waist, and saluted gracefully in a gentlemanly posture, "This is the captain of the Truffle City Vigilante Hogelschoen , is in charge of local security, and is a friend of Lord Shutla, it is an honor to meet you."

Qi Yang stood still. He guessed that this should be the etiquette of this world, but the feather duster was so funny that he couldn't help but smile.

"Ah, the beauty's smile is so beautiful!" Hogel patted Sutra excitedly, "Give it to me, I want to pursue him! This time I am sincere!"

"Forget it, you even wanted to chase me back then, and you said you were sincere."

"But I didn't chase you, did I? Don't worry, I won't chase you, I still want to live!"

Qi Yang on the opposite side still didn't move, Xiutra sighed, grabbed his friend who was offline, pushed and dragged him out of the door, Hogel still yelled unwillingly outside the door: "Beautiful little Mr. , would you like to be my friend? I—”

"Shut up!" Shutla lowered his voice and said viciously, "I will pay attention to what you just told me, and leave my private space right now!"

Speaking of Shutla, he secretly rejoiced that this young man who didn't know his background couldn't understand the swear words of these bastards at all.

After all, Hogel didn’t come here to mess with his old friend, he put on the captain’s iconic top hat with red feathers, “Shotra, from what I know about you, the mecha you made is definitely not good. There will be mistakes like that, I think someone wants to ruin your reputation, but don’t worry too much, anyway, I’m used to you getting something wrong from time to time... And you have a high reputation among the people, even if the news reports about you No one would believe that the mecha threw the pilot into the stinky ditch!"

"But this time it was the royal family of Osland who was thrown into the stinking ditch. It is still very annoying to get into trouble with the royal family." Shutla said with a dark face.

"A bunch of big embroidered pillows! Everyone knows that the royal family is used to sell stupidity. The prime minister doesn't even bother to care about this matter. Otherwise, why would I come to you? Don't be too upset, whoever has time to accompany you seat!" Hogel squeezed his eyes and pointed to Qi Yang who was still standing in the living room.

"Thank you, goodbye!" Shutla tried to maintain restraint and closed the door.

Shutla turned around and saw the youth's clear eyes with a trace of doubt, took a deep breath, swept away the depression, and threw the mecha accident to the back of his mind.He smiled, and then brought a cyan gemstone earring from the bookcase.

"This thing...uh..." Shutla was a little annoyed when he saw the young man on the opposite side take a step back and looked at him even more suspiciously, so Shutla slowed down and gestured softly, "Put it on , This is a translator I specially made, so that you can understand my words, and the color matches you very well, oh no, it’s useless to explain it to you now, you don’t understand.”

He held the earring and tried to get close to Qiyang. The action looked a bit like approaching a vigilant cat with a small dried fish. Qiyang was stunned, thinking it was a little funny. Suspended there quietly, so Qi Yang didn't move, and quietly let Shutla complete what he wanted to do.

Cool fingers brushed the earlobe, and the small earring translator was clamped on the ear bone.

Shutla let out a long breath, and the warmth left by his fingertips made him feel a strange feeling, which was very strange, but not annoying.

"Hello."

Qi Yang heard the tall young man on the opposite side continue to speak in a low and soft voice, and this time he understood!

"Don't be surprised, my name is Shutla, I'm a mechanic, and that earring is a translator I made, which can let you understand our language, but if you want to learn to speak, you may need to take your time, don't be afraid , I will teach you."

Shutla showed a smile, Qi Yang looked at him for a while, and returned a smile, "Thank you, I am Qi Yang."

"I'm sorry, I don't understand your language, so now I'm afraid you can only listen to me unilaterally." Shutla shook his head regretfully, "I don't think you belong to our world, do you?"

Qi Yang froze for a moment, then nodded slowly.

"I have consulted all the classics and databases, and your language does not belong to any race or country in this world, and the way of pronunciation is completely different, even throughout the entire history of Diana, even the languages ​​that have disappeared are not similar to this language." Xiutra explained, although Qiyang didn't know what a "chicken and crab master" was and what was a "ground duck", he still listened quietly with a smile.

"Oh, by the way, Diana is the name of the continent you are on. Our current location is the eastern city of the Oslant Magic Federation, Truffle City; this is my home. Although it is small, please don't dislike it. You Suddenly appearing in my warehouse, I think this is probably Guangyao's will, so please stay here until you find a place to go, and you can treat this place as your own home."

What is Guangyao?Qi Yang heard a lot of novel words, maybe it is something similar to the way of heaven?Qi Yang nodded, and he also felt that the world is so big, and that he happened to appear in Shutla's warehouse was probably arranged by heaven.

So the "good armor master" Shutla has a new resident in his tiny house.

Since having this guest, Shutla's life has become more colorful——

He needs to stop Qiyang at least three times a day from inserting his slender and beautiful fingers into strange places, such as the socket of the power bank, the wall socket or the water outlet of the soybean milk machine.It is necessary to prevent Qi Yang holding the awl from poking the water bed at least five times, and he needs to teach Qi Yang how to open the fingerprint lock twice a day, morning and evening, and get him out of the bathroom.

In fact, Qiyang is also very confused. Every morning and evening, Shutla always takes him into a small room. There is a strange water tank in the small room. When Shutla brought him here for the first time, he said that he could do whatever he wanted.So Qi Yang washed his gray hairband in the water tank. After all, there is no spiritual energy in this world, and the use of spiritual power is less. Don't waste spiritual power for things that can be solved by hand.But Shutla was shocked when he found out. He took out his hair tie and threw it into a box filled with water. The box made a buzzing sound. Through the window on the box, Qiyang watched worriedly. With his headband twirling very fast inside.

Then Shutera pointed to the water tank and said, "This is a smart toilet, for going to the toilet!"

Qi Yang suddenly realized, and then tried to explain: "I don't need to go to the toilet."

At this time, Shutra smiled quietly, because he couldn't understand what Qi Yang said... so the sad fairy still had to be stuffed into the toilet and make out with the toilet for a while every day, and soon Qi Yang found that sitting on the toilet was no more uncomfortable than a stool, It was even more comfortable, so Qi Yang sat on the toilet and recited the law silently, and then he found... his clothes and pants were wet.

"This toilet will automatically spray warm water to help you clean your body, and you need to take off your pants to go to the toilet! Could it be that you are from the legendary era?" Shutla hugged Qiyang's underwear and threw them into the toilet Horrible boxes.

Human life is troublesome, but... very lively and interesting.Qi Yang thought so.

At night, Qi Yang was wearing Sutra's shirt, the sleeves had to be rolled up twice to show his hands, the white shirt was so long that it covered the buttocks, but it was a bit short for Qi Yang who was used to wearing wide robes and wide sleeves , I couldn’t help reaching out to pull it...but when I thought it was Shutla’s coat...Qi Yang couldn’t help but secretly looked at Shutla, he had to look up to see Shutla’s face, this "Chicken and Crab Master" is more than a head taller than himself, but he doesn't look very strong, but very well-proportioned and elegant, a bit like Qi Yang's own figure has been enlarged in proportion.

...Maybe humans in this world grow bigger?Qi Yang didn't care too much.

"I forgot to ask, are you a spellcaster? What kind of spellcaster are you? Are you a magician, or a magician, or a druid, or a warlock? What kind of magic robe do you need?"

Qi Yang was a little puzzled, he couldn't understand Shutra's words again, spell caster, is this something similar to a cultivator in this world?He thought about it, and since he really couldn't describe it clearly, he decided to waste some of the little spiritual power in his body. He raised his hand and pinched it casually, because he had just experienced disasters such as fire and lightning strikes. Therefore, Qi Yang, who had lingering fears in his heart, performed the simplest water diversion technique in the cultivation world, and a small water splash emerged from his fingers.

"Xia Qiyang is a cultivator, a sword cultivator, but he just survived the catastrophe, so I'm not sure, maybe he is already a sword fairy."

In Shutla's ears, Qi Yang uttered a series of ups and downs like singing, which sounded very nice, but he didn't understand it at all. He could only vaguely hear that Qi Yang mentioned his own name, but the small water splash in the young man's hand was the same. It's obvious.

"So you are a water magician!" Shutla remembered it carefully, and the goodwill in his eyes was obviously more.