how to train your humans

After staying with Qi Yang for a while, Shutla became more and more certain that the world this young man originally lived in should still be in an ancient period similar to the legendary era, because this visitor from another world is very sensitive to all mechanized, electric or magic tools. Technological things have shown a strong curiosity.

Especially after going to the working warehouse with Shutola, his face was full of wonderful expressions of opening the door to the new world, talking to himself at a very fast speed around Shutola's locomotive, and he almost Take the engine apart!

However, with these advanced things, even if the colleagues come, they may not understand Shutla's unconstrained creativity. Now, Shutla, a magician who doesn't understand the language and has a serious face, is actually more curious than a cat. I don’t know how to introduce it to him, it’s like you want to teach macrophysics to a three-year-old baby, it’s impossible!

So Xiutra decided to go to the city first, to buy clothes and daily necessities for Qiyang, popular science and so on, we have plenty of time.

However, the mecha master, who has been engaged in research and creation all year round, knows nothing about magic supplies. After all, he never thought that one day he would raise a magician at home (although Qi Yang is not), so he entered a small shop with a pink brand.

"Yo, Master Shutla!" The proprietress in the pink maid outfit came out shaking her waist, with a fluffy chestnut brown/cat tail on her back, and a pink bow on the tip of the tail. Lie on Shutla's chest.

Seeing Shutla's obviously shocked expression, the coquettish catwoman blinked and shook her cat ears: "Why, you still find sex toy stores difficult to accept? Then what are you doing in my store? Let's see you With that dazed expression, I don’t need a mecha master as a sculpture here!”

Most of the guests who came and went used hats or masks to cover themselves, but there were also a few who walked with their heads held high. Most of them were a bit...well, they looked very romantic, in that sense.

"Come on, do you still have to pretend to be an underage child when you enter an adult goods store?" Catwoman winked.

"...The problem is that you are not an ordinary sex shop here." Shutla pushed the other party away with some headaches, "Also, Mr. Yaken, can you talk to me in a normal tone and state?"

Catwoman shrugged her shoulders, and while there was no one in the store, she took out two balls of cotton from her chest, then flicked her tail, turned around with a frank face, her chest was so flat that she could run a horse.

"Aren't you used to it~ I told you that it would be better for a catwoman to run this kind of shop." Yaken, who took out the cotton and turned back into a catboy, grinned, Shutla felt his stomach throbbing .

Yaken is the owner of a sex toy store. Although he always pretends to be "the proprietress", his store does not just sell ordinary sex toys. He has a lot of goods, which are not very ethical from a certain point of view.

"Shotra, what do you have in mind?" Yakon said enthusiastically, "I have a very good potion here, which can make him or her climb into your bed obediently, and promise to be passionate." ... Oh sorry, I'm used to doing business."

Probably because Shutla's eyes were too terrifying, Yaken consciously stopped talking.

"...I recently rescued a young water magician, but I don't know what a magician needs. I don't know many spellcasters, most of them are in colleges, so I can only come to you, although you have He has completely degenerated into a third-rate magician who studies dirty spells every day." Shutla said slowly.

"Hey, I admit that it's third-rate, but love affairs can't be called dirty!" the cat man protested.

"But you provide those bald middle-aged men with immoral magic from time to time, such as the virtual bed partner you mentioned last time?" Shutla retorted with a professional attitude discussing the thickness of mech screws, Yaken opened his mouth, but couldn't think of it When the words of protest came, he could only hang his head in despondency and his ears drooped limply.

"Well, the kind Shutla actually rescued a magician when he almost had no money to eat. Now you are not only helping the poor students in the mechanical department, but even the magicians? Then you might as well help them first. I, I'm poor and crazy." Yaken emphasized the magician, pointed to himself and sighed, "How old is he? What race is male or female? Do you want to buy him spell materials? A robe? Or a magic wand? ? I can help you choose."

"He is a male human, about seventeen or eighteen years old, help me choose some robes and materials, um... some daily necessities too." Asius said, and then added, "Of course it is human, otherwise Do you think it's a wild cat like you?"

Yakenmi looked sideways, "I am a noble orc, and now there are only a few thousand registered in the entire continent!"

Shutla was obviously quarreling with the cat man, and retorted casually: "Yes, but in the age of legends, your race is the favorite slave of the nobles in the castle, and it is indeed precious."

Poor Catboy finds out very sadly that he can't match Shutla in research, and now he can't even compare in talking.

At night, Shutla held a large pile of things he had just bought, and when Yaken repeatedly exclaimed, "You bought such a high-end thing, are you secretly raising a magician lover at home?" The floating locomotive rescued by Qi Yang returned home.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Qi Yang sitting on the sofa with his knees together, his back and neck straight in a straight line, the remote control was in his hand, and the screen was playing... ".

After earnestly "studying" all afternoon, Qiyang now understands what is biting his feet every day.

When he saw Shutla, he showed a smile, pointed to his slippers, and said earnestly, "Cuckoo magic chicken."

——The favorite of infants and young children aged 0~3.

"You learned a new word!" Shutla nodded, and handed the things in his hand to Qi Yang, "Here are the clothes and some supplies I bought for you, take a look."

Since it is not yet possible to express gratitude in the language of this world, Qi Yang had no choice but to reach out to take it, and nodded a little shyly.

"That set of pajamas is the Gugu Chicken style that I specially chose, and it matches your slippers."

After changing, Qi Yang stared at himself in the mirror, suddenly felt something strange, stretched out his hand to touch the back of the buttocks, and sure enough there was a fluffy tail ball.The chicken in this world is really strange, it looks like a round ball, its tail is also a ball, and its yellow fluff looks like a big pompom—but now Qiyang thinks that he is this ball.

"Water...Yi?" Qi Yang turned around and followed slowly, almost biting his tongue.

"Pajamas." Shutla slowed down, chanting syllables one by one, quietly looking at the serious young man in front of him. He was wearing such a velvet pajamas with a knotted tongue, with such a rigorous attitude. Frowning and repeating a word, Shutla suddenly felt that the money was not in vain, and drinking cold water for the next month would not be a problem!

"Shuiyi... What is it for?" Qi Yang asked intermittently.

"Pajamas, you have to wear them when you sleep, so you can sleep more comfortably." Xiutra explained, and couldn't help but raise her hand to tidy up Qiyang's hair scattered around her cheeks, while Qiyang was busy straightening out her pajamas, sleeping and The pronunciation of the words "comfortable" has no time to take Shutera into consideration.

Regarding the matter of dressing up as a cute little chicken while sleeping, Qi Yang attributed it to "the tedious but vivid living habits of human beings in a different world". According to the preface, I am already in the constraints of another world with a different "law of heaven", so I cannot do things that violate the rules of this world.

So Qi Yang watched the cartoon at night—this kind of moving picture is completely different from the photo charm taught by Master before. water bed.

... When a certain fairy leader is fully familiar with this world, he will find that there is no restriction of heaven in another world, it is just a bad taste of a certain mecha master.It's a pity no one has told him now.

Qi Yang gets up very early, and Shutla doesn't have the habit of staying in bed, but after all, Qi Yang doesn't need to sleep at all, he just goes to bed ritually every night, and he will get up after the door of Shutla's room is closed , According to the cultivation method, run the little spiritual power left in your body.

There is no aura in this world at all, Qi Yang accepted this fact, but he was still very distressed by it.A cultivator is nourished by the aura of heaven, earth, sun, moon, although after reaching the level of Qiyang, the spiritual power in his body forms a self-circulation, but it does not mean that he can produce and sell it by himself. He still has to start from the heaven, earth, sun, and month to absorb.

Qi Yang sighed lowly, the moon outside the window hadn't completely set, only a trace of pink was exposed, there was no aura anyway, and breath adjustment was meaningless, he couldn't sit still, stood up and looked around the room.Shutera’s home is very clean and simple, but the layout is very warm. There are many soft cushions on the sofa, and the surrounding cabinets and closets are full of shiny ornaments. Qiyang doesn’t know much about the aesthetics of this world. Those ornaments In his opinion, it was too dazzling, and putting so many crystal diamonds on the bright side at once gave him a very strange feeling... Local tyrants, that's right, that's what the TV show said.

But he thinks that Shutla is actually very poor, so he seriously doubts the authenticity of those crystal diamonds.

Why do you say Sutra is poor?Because even if Qi Yang is not a human being, he also knows that normal people eat three meals a day, and he has been at Shutla's house for two days, and he hasn't seen him eat yet.

... He is so poor that he can't even afford food, but he still saves money to buy clothes for himself. He is really a very kind person.

Qi Yang silently sent something called "good person card" to a certain master in his heart.

——Of course, this kind of Kashutra will not accept it!When he woke up the next day, he saw Qi Yang standing in front of the freezer, looking in a daze at the empty freezer with only a little bit of ice remaining, and he suddenly realized a major mistake.

rice!He even forgot to bring food for Qi Yang!Stupid!Forget that humans need to eat three meals a day!

"Oh my god, I really want to beat myself to death! Come to my studio... the customer who picks up the goods from the warehouse often treats me to dinner, so I actually forgot that you haven't eaten for a long time!" Shutla hurriedly explained Then, he closed the freezing freezer, "Shall we go to the restaurant? What do you want to eat?"

Qi Yang froze for a moment, then shook his head, he didn't need to eat.

"Aren't you going to a restaurant? That's right. You are from another world. How you came here is still a mystery. If people outside find out that they want to arrest you for exhibitions or even research, that would be too bad. Xiutra obviously misunderstood, "Then wait a moment if you feel wronged, I'll go shopping right now!"

Then he rushed out the door without giving Qi Yang a chance.

So Qi Yang sat on the sofa and began to think, how can he transfer the food away quietly?He has not recovered his spiritual power now, and he still has no access to pure spiritual energy. If he is casually contaminated with ordinary food, it may be even more harmful to his injuries.

But Qi Yang found that he didn't need to think about this issue at all.

——After a loud noise came from the kitchen, Shutla, who was covered in scorched black, came out with a bitter face, Qi Yang finally couldn't hold back, and let out a chuckle.

A dignified master of mechanics, he hadn't succeeded in cooking, and he was able to cause such a violent explosion in the kitchen, which was more brutal than the mech blasting test, and he really deserved the name of the top.