how to train your humans

In the long history of Diana, the dragon race and the elf race were the first races to be born...or the earliest races that were recorded in history and dominated major historical events.

At that time, the land was still silent, and the Dragon Clan didn't call themselves dragons yet. Their arrogant character made them disdain to introduce themselves to other races, so they didn't need a name to identify themselves. Their race name came from the mouth of humans first.

Probably because of the fate of naming, the entanglement between humans and dragons was doomed as early as the birth of the world.

Humans call this kind of race covered with hard scales and huge wings behind them dragons.Later, in the disaster, the human warriors and the dragons formed an alliance and stood at the forefront of fighting against evil together. Until the world returned to peace, the deep friendship forged in the war made the two sides reluctant to separate, so there was a common country between humans and dragons. .

——The above historical narrative comes from human historians.

Then let's see how the dragon records this period of history... The singer of the dragon clan—that is, equivalent to a human historian, an elegant and intellectual (judged by dragon standards rather than human beings) female red dragon, Ms. Singer It is said like this: "At the beginning of the birth of the world, the great shining dragon gave birth to five-color dragons and a very small number of people of different colors, allowing us to obtain the most perfect divine talent in the world, and human beings are just randomly created by the creator. The gadgets, that things are very fragile, some beautiful ones are precious and fragile, treasures of our dragon clan, and the rest are food or toys, but in order not to scare the ones we like, we don't eat them now Human beings are gone, and it is not recommended to play with them face to face."

Sounds like... dragons are pretty bad.

When humans practice magic, dragons find it fun, so they catch one or two and take them back to raise, so the story of "evil mage and dragon" spreads among the bards; , so the dream of the girl in spring has more "just and elegant dragon knights"...

But no matter what, the Holy Dragon Empire belongs to the common kingdom of humans and dragons.

In the eyes of human knights, this is their homeland full of glory and faith, and in the eyes of most proud (or we can use a new word for humans: arrogant) dragons: beautiful humans are our treasures, treasures The kingdom is naturally also a treasure cave that we must protect!

...This is probably the cultural barrier caused by the species gap.

But I have to say that the dragon clan and the dragon knight get along very well.

With the development of science and technology, some younger dragons began to accept the influence of human new things, but a small number of dragons who are old enough, after years of baptism and precipitation, are calm and insightful, and do not reject technology.

In fact, this very popular forum website within the Dragon Clan was created by a Dragon Clan speaker.

This Dragon Whisperer is a blue dragon who is old enough. The dragon's real name is Han Bing Zhan Qing.

The status of the speakers is very high. They are the wise men in the clan. They have the great wisdom recognized by the clan. They have lived long enough, so that they no longer have the violent and impulsive temper of the young dragons, but they have more calmness. and elegant.Each clan of the five-color dragon clan has a speaker, who is the think tank of the Holy Dragon King. According to human beings, it can also be called the patriarch, or the prince of the dragon clan.

Dragons are different from humans, they will not age due to age, and the older the dragon, the stronger it is. As for the end of the natural lifespan of the dragons... no one has recorded it in detail.

If it is transliterated into a common language, Han Bing, this name is very long and difficult to pronounce, and ordinary humans cannot finish it smoothly, but its original meaning in Dragon Language is very simple-simple and popular name may be difficult for human beings. It's not something to brag about, but it's a symbol of status and experience within the Dragon Clan.The dragon clan will let the newborn inherit the names of the deceased elders, and they believe that the new dragon clan can inherit the excellent character of the ancestors.The naming style of the dragon clan is very simple. The blue dragon belongs to water, so their names all have some water in them. A simple and popular name like Hanbing means that the name was born very early.

The original Ice was a female, and almost no other records have been left for a long time.And the current speaker, Han Bing, is the second user of this name.

The generous and amiable senior Han Bing established a forum for the young dragons, called "How to Train Your Humans"--specially for dragons to exchange ideas on raising humans--fortunately, the dragon knights didn't know about this website.

However, Hanbing the Whisperer does not have any human beings himself, and what he provides for this website is only scientific and technical help, and in terms of content, it is said that the silver dragon Frostfury who married a human is guiding.

But today at lunch—after the lunch time for humans, the dragons were messing around in the forum, and suddenly saw a post that was being quickly refined and pinned to the top.

The person who posted the post was Han Bing Zhanqing, and the content was very simple, with only one sentence: "Which compatriot has raised a human with foodie attributes, and is a male magician, please give me a strategy."

Oh my god, to the supreme glory, the speaker Hanbing has a human being he likes?

——*——*——

The headquarters of the Mecha Business Federation is located in the city center. Shutla sat on the rest bench with a calm face, looking down at the light screen of the communicator, probably browsing some webpage, and the mechanic of the Federation is identifying the work.

Qi Yang curiously visited the various mechanical works on display next to it, mainly representative works in different periods in the development of science and technology.The female guide looked at Qi Yang with a blushing face, and followed the explanation softly.Qi Yang is very grateful to this lady, but I feel a little sorry. If this lady doesn't always block the exhibits with her naked/exposed breasts, the effect of the explanation will probably be better.

Shutla looked up from the screen, and at a glance, she saw the female guide who was "conspiring against the law" posing around Qiyang.

...Usually magicians don't have very good social skills, so stepping forward at this time can greatly increase their favorability...

"Ahem, ma'am, you've worked hard. I'll just explain it to my companions."

The girl who was performing hard looked up and saw a pair of very deep blue eyes, she shuddered all over, as if a poke of ice water had been poured on her head, she immediately nodded and ran away.

Didn't it mean that the Great Mechanic Shutla is a kind and friendly person? How come the facts don't match the rumors!

Qi Yang obviously liked Shutra's explanation better, because the Great Mechanic didn't have a trembling, huge chest blocking his sight.

Sutra patiently explained the exhibits to Qiyang one by one, and interspersed some of his own opinions from time to time, most of which were criticisms, such as that mecha can be lighter, that machine gun can be more powerful, etc. After Tela deliberately did this, he successfully made Qi Yang have a feeling of admiration for Shutla.

"Xiu, that's great!" Most of Qi Yang only called the first pronunciation of Shutla's name, and this was the first person to call Shutla that way.

Every time Qi Yang uttered that sound, Master Mechanic felt so soft in his heart... Although Qi Yang's original intention was to protect his tongue.

"Your Excellency Shutla..."

There was a call from behind, and Shutla hadn't switched out of the soft mode, so that when he turned around, the young mechanic almost had a nosebleed.

The young man wiped his sweat: "Um, master, this product, we..." Facing a gentle and handsome face, the young mechanic stuttered a bit, while his mentor was very straightforward, this gray-haired woman Say directly: "I will give you 300 yuan at most."

... not as expensive as a ticket.

"Ma'am, are you kidding me?" Sutra entered the freezer mode in a second, and brought up the work, Sutra was very serious, "It is a work made by the mechanic Sutra—I, you give me 300 Yuan? You can check the auction records of my works in the past, even if I am not satisfied with the defective products, they can be auctioned for tens of thousands and tens of millions, and this is one of my most proud works! You—”

The old lady curled her lips dryly and said, "Yes, from a technical point of view, your work is simply a peerless masterpiece, but because it is so peerless, we can only buy this work of yours for exhibition, and cannot put it into production."

"..." The corner of Shutla's mouth twitched. If he wanted to make money, he had to sell defective products?

"Your magic energy conversion device uses your so-called 'magic technology'? It can convert magic elements into energy, replacing the crystal stone energy and power system originally built into the mecha."

"Yes, this saves the cumbersome steps of changing crystals, and doesn't require charging!" Shutla nodded.

"The problem is, your instrument can only be driven by great magicians! And how many of those old-fashioned great magicians will buy a mecha to take home? Ordinary people have to sign up for the Wizard Academy just to use your mecha. Do you?" The old lady said angrily, "You don't know how to do business at all, so stop showing off to me, I'm very busy!"

After finishing speaking, he stomped away.

Shutla didn't have much reaction, just snorted softly: "Stupid prejudice. My own level is low, but I blame someone who is stronger than you. What a humble human being."

As soon as he turned his head, he immediately made a helpless and bitter expression to Qi Yang: "I'm sorry, I really... let you down, none of my best works were sold, I..."

Shutla has long seen that Qi Yang is a soft-hearted person, and sure enough, Qi Yang immediately took Shutla's hand: "No, they, no, they won't appreciate it! No, it's not sad!"

"Thank you, it's much better to have you by my side." Shutla showed a faint smile, "I have no choice but to continue working in the academy."

"Blood, courtyard?" Qi Yang tilted his head slightly, "What, place?"

"Osland Royal College, I used to be a tutor of the Department of Mechanical Engineering there, but the teaching tasks in the college were too heavy, I considered resigning after the end of last semester, because I was busy preparing lessons all day long, and I didn't have time to study what I wanted to study things." Sutra pulled Qiyang out of the federation, explaining as he walked, "But now it seems that I really can't resign."

"If you don't like it, then, don't go, I'll make money!" Qi Yang suddenly pulled Xiutra's hand forcefully, "I'm going to make you lose money."

"Hmm... maybe you want to say bankruptcy?" Shutla thought for a while, then patted Qi Yang's shoulder with a smile, "What can you do? You can't even speak clearly, go out to make money? Do you want to be Abduct, and then give me a chance to be a hero to save the beauty?"

Qi Yang frowned, obviously not agreeing with the identity of "beauty".

"Don't worry, teaching is also very interesting. What I was going to study before is almost done this holiday. It doesn't matter if I don't resign. But you, would you like to go with me? If you don't want to go, I'll think about other things Way." Shutla asked.

"Well, you go there, I'll go there."

Oh success!Shutla smiled, and the little beast in his heart was already roaring and humming.

At this time, Qi Yang is thinking seriously, even if he does not use spiritual power, judging from the fighting power of Jianxiu*, it should not be a problem to dismantle the mecha with bare hands. Not only can you go to the Holy Dragon, but you can also buy gifts for Shutla, um... not bad!