how to train your humans

The following days are very fulfilling. There is less than a month before the start of the new semester. As a glorious educator, Xiutra, in addition to going out to make money every day, returns home and first begins to study Qiyang’s language and characters. A series of surprise counseling.

There are also some common sense of life and natural knowledge... Probably because the cultural differences between the two worlds are too huge, Shutla needs to take a lot of lessons.

"The calendar commonly used in Diana divides each year into seven large moon wheels and seven small moon wheels. In the past, each moon wheel had its own name, but now they are referred to as the big month and the small month... a big month 40 days, the next month is a small moon, only 20 days, and the next month is a big moon, and so on." Shutla and Qi Yang sat side by side on the roof, here is the countryside, without the interference of neon lights and electronic screens in the city, The stars are connected into a brilliant galaxy, and the densest place is like a luminous ribbon, connecting the sky and the distant horizon.

"Diana's calendar is a lunar calendar. It is calculated according to the cycle of the moon. The big moon wheel is calculated based on the cycle of the silver moon, and the next month is calculated based on the cycle of the red moon. Every year, the red moon and the silver moon rise together. Since then, that day is our Valentine's Day."

Qi Yang raised his head, now it is Little March, there is no moon in the sky that he is familiar with, but a slightly smaller thing that glows warm red faintly, its shape is no different from the moon.

"There are two moons in Diana?" Qi Yang's common language is already considered smooth, and his tone of voice is a little bit wrong but it doesn't affect anything, except that he occasionally uses inappropriate words.

"Actually, there are three moons in Diyana." Shutla looked at the sky, "There is another moon that is always in the sky, unlike silver moons and red moons that rise alternately."

"Where is it, why can't I see it?" Qi Yang looked at the sky seriously, the arrangement of stars is very different from that in the cultivation world, but Qi Yang thought that something as big as the moon would not be the same even if the arrangement of the star map is different. Can't find it?

"That month was a black moon." Shutla looked at the sky, "I can't see it either. The name of that moon is 'Shadow Moon'. It is said that it is the eyes of the dark gods. Only those priests in the dark temple in the north can see Know the location of Shadow Moon. The people in black robes in the north do not follow the universal calendar. They use the black moon calendar. The year is divided into 24 months, each month has 29 days. No. 12th of December is their "God's Day" , the annual full moon of the black moon."

"It's amazing." Qi Yang read the names of the moons twice, making sure he remembered them.

"When we went to the academy, there was a black magic instructor who came from the dark temple under the shadow moon. If you want to see the black moon, let her find it for you. Although she studies corpses and disgusting experiments all day long, she is still a good person Yes." Shutla said.

Just imagine, leading Qi Yang into the dark and evil laboratory, and seeing bloody eyeballs and rotting purple corpses, as an elemental magician, Qi Yang must be very scared, and with Qi Yang Judging from Yang's personality, he must be suffocating, so that he can show his empathy in a logical way, and use comfort as an excuse to hug... ahem.

Shutla stopped the unrealistic fantasy in his mind in time.

"Okay, then tell me about the academy."

——Osland Royal Academy, this academy has a history of more than a century, and was first established by the imperial royal family. After Oslant reorganized the Federation and entered the new era, it still did not give up this golden signboard, but because of this The tradition of the country is magic, so the mechanical department was established very late. Its founder was just an unknown young man, but ten years later, this young man produced the "S-class" combat mech, so he and The Department of Mechanical Engineering of the Royal Academy became famous together, so that the academy now has many well-known alumni, and the number of applicants explodes every year.

The founder of the Mechanics Department is now the top mechanic master, Shutla.

In the Royal Academy, the students all called this mentor the "Male God of Mystery", because everyone didn't know his surname, his origin, age, or where he graduated. This person appeared out of nowhere, It is said that the dean met him during a trip...

Dean, where have you traveled and brought back a male god, I want to go too!

Then at the end of the last semester, someone said that Mentor Xiutra was going to resign. It is said that the tutor had a friend in the early years, but lost contact. The tutor has been researching a tracking machine, which can trace where that person went back then... Later Due to the gossip nature of human beings, this rumor has become: Mentor Sutra's lover has run away, and the mentor is going to chase his wife...

Fortunately, Shutla himself didn't know about this rumor. It is estimated that if he heard about it, he would resign immediately.

The start date of the autumn semester is April [-]st. The college is located in Chenxi City, the capital of Oslant, which is far away from Truffle City. Shutera has bought a ticket and is going to take Qiyang to leave a week earlier.

Before leaving, I went to the city for the last time, took Qiyang to the city to have a good meal, and then went to buy some daily necessities.

"Qiyang, I am a tutor. I have two assistant positions, and they are all vacant now. Can you be my assistant? Although the assistant does not have a salary, but after one year as an assistant, you can change jobs to become a teaching assistant. Salary." Shutla suggested.

"Okay." Qi Yang will basically not refute Shutla's proposal now, and Shutla has also hit his dead spot: money.

what is moneyHumans love this stuff!Moreover, if you want to see Dragon Knight in Holy Dragon, you must have money!

Qi Yang has been busy learning the language and understanding the world for the past two months, but he can't forget the biggest problem he faces: spiritual power.

As a sword cultivator, the sword is connected to his soul. He uses his own blood and spiritual power to warm and nourish the weapon, and the sword returns with awe-inspiring sword intent, until the sword and sword are fully integrated with body and soul, and the sword intent is Sword repair means that spiritual power is the blood of the sword.The so-called asking for immortality, there is usually a prerequisite for becoming an immortal - attaining the Tao. For a sword practitioner, the sword is the Tao. If this world does not even have spiritual energy, then one day he will exhaust the spiritual energy in his body sooner or later. Losing spiritual power, the soul of the sword cultivator will not be able to resonate with the sword, and the sword will die, and if the sword is dead, the sword cultivator will not have a few days to live.

...Probably soon, maybe it only takes a mortal person to reincarnate once, and Qi Yang will lose all his spiritual power.

Either find a solution before this, or...

"I think there will be a chance in the future to walk around, okay?" Qi Yang turned his head and asked Shutla next to him, "I want to see a different city and have something to eat."

The life of mortals is completely different from the past years of Qingxiu. This strange world gives Qi Yang a feeling of prosperity, with many novel things, and the vitality that their cultivators fear most - the vitality that belongs to heaven and earth. This world will belong to The creatures here are kept alive and beautiful in various poses and with different expressions, which makes Qi Yang sincerely like this world.

And Qi Yang has basically accepted the fact that in a world without aura, he will slowly die like ordinary people.In this case, just like mortals, do whatever you want while you're alive, there's nothing wrong with that!

"Of course, we can go on a trip after we have saved enough money, um...it should be, how about I take you to eat all over the world?" Shutla said with a smile.

"Okay, that's it, it's decided!"

After lunch——Qi Yang ate a whole grilled chicken with honey sauce and plums alone, Shutla was very worried whether Qi Yang would make it to the end, or turn into a fat little bun, although it has not yet the omen.The two of them left the restaurant and entered a coffee shop. When Qi Yang drank this strange drink for the first time, he thought it was medicine, but after two sips he fell in love with it.

The two were sitting by the window, Qi Yang was drinking coffee, Xiutra didn't like bitter things, so he ordered a cup of lemon honey, suddenly there was a clear knocking sound, Qi Yang raised his head and found a The man is tapping the glass with a cane.

How should I describe this person...Qi Yang's first reaction was that the jewelry rack in the jewelry store had come out?He is handsome and tough, wearing a long white windbreaker, and his hair and eyes are also very light in color, so this leads to a pile of gold, silver, gemstones, emeralds and pearls of various colors on his body... the colors are very, very eye-catching Ah, it's almost blinding.

Judging from the subtle expression on Shutla's face, he knew this "mobile jewelry display stand".

"Qiyang, this guy is looking for me, I'm going to talk to him about something, you take the money, go shopping by yourself, just buy what you like, this is a signal locator, you put it on, so I can find it Your place, okay?" He said, handing over the wallet and a ring.

"Okay, you're busy, I won't go too far." Qi Yang nodded, took the ring and put it on his left hand. The ring was a bit big, and it fit him right on his middle finger.

Shutla smiled, got up and went out to find Mr. Display Rack, Qi Yang watched the two walk away and turned the street corner, and began to worry—human body is very fragile, Shutola will not be blinded by the flash, right?Eyesight is very important to mecha masters, Qi Yang thought, and called the waiter to ask: "Excuse me, are there some who sell eye drops?"

The waiter brought a piece of paper with a blushing face and drew a schematic diagram on it. Seeing that Qi Yang had no objection, he wrote his name and communication number on the corner of the paper.

…Obviously, Qi Yang has not yet learned how to use communication equipment, so he doesn't know the purpose of that string of numbers.

Walking along the street, the waitress probably spent most of her energy on spying on Qi Yang, so that the schematic diagram was very abstract, very similar to the "beast painting school" style mentioned by Sutra.

In the end, Qiyang turned left and right, and came to a shop with a pink sign.

...Is this the medical center of this world?Such a dreamy pink color!

Forget it, let's go in and talk!As a sword cultivator, Qi Yang has never dared to enter a place—although this place looks really weird.

"Welcome the guest! Ah~ you are so handsome, guest~" As soon as he entered the door, a strange creature in a pink skirt with white thighs exposed rushed over, smiled at Qiyang with a blushing face, and stretched out his hand to touch him.

How do you say this is a strange creature?Qi Yang has been practicing swords all the year round, so he naturally has a good understanding of the structure of the human body, so that he can grasp the key points to attack, but the body structure of this strange creature is very strange - because it has both the one below the man and the two above the woman.

And this thing has a pair of chestnut brown cat ears on its head, and a fluffy tail on its back.

Could it be a cat demon who failed in transformation?

Wait... This guy can't be a doctor, can he?He really can't heal people?

"Uh... I want medicine for my eyes..." Qi Yang was shocked for a while, and almost forgot the language he had just learned.

Mr. Yaken, the owner of an adult goods store, dragged the fake breasts on his chest, smiled like women of the same race, and said coquettishly: "Oh~ the pretty little brother is already seductive enough~~~"

This young man is so soft and cute, who is so lucky to raise such a cute creature?He even said "I want to want~" such a cute double phrase!If you say this on the bed...Yaken thought enviously, imagining countless unharmonious and unhealthy scenes, and then winked and said: "Come on~ come with me, if you let me If I take pictures for advertisements, I'll give you whatever I like!"

Huh?Do I need a trial to buy medicine?