how to train your humans

"How to train your humans" - this is the most popular forum among dragons nowadays, and recently many older dragons who were dismissive of emerging technologies have also set up an account in a pretentious manner or secretly.

Why?Because of the famous Blue Dragon Whisperer Han Bing, there are humans who want to capture!

In the past, Han Bing didn't have much affection for human beings, and once rejected a holy dragon prince, which caused that prince to run away from home in anger. Now there is a human being who has successfully aroused Han Bing's interest, respecting the supreme glorious dragon Ah, what kind of human is this? We really want to see it!

While filling the forum with water, the young dragons counted the treasures in their dragon lair.

[Stop gossiping, Your Excellency Han Bing, don't you know that the little princess of the royal family is coming of age? 】

【The little pink doll who shouts "Love and Justice" all day long?The Red Dragon Yuhuo couple seemed to want to raise that little milk baby before. 】

[I heard that human beings have a rebellious period before they reach adulthood? 】

[I heard that, it's absolutely true, that little princess had a big fight with the Dragon Queen for some reason, and went to Oslant to learn magic. 】

The dragons chatted happily, huh?Went off to learn magic?Oh, yes, yes, I heard that Frost's Dragon's Nest is on the side of the Magic Federation. Let the little princess keep an eye on it and see if I can sneak a photo of that magical human.

[I heard that the humans of Lord Hanbing, the Speaker, are also magicians? 】

【I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the humans in my family being magicians. They’re soft and obedient, and they emit beautiful light. 】

[But their bodies are too weak to hug and roll around! 】

So this building was distorted into the appearance and body softness of human beings, what kind of human beings are comfortable to hold.What kind of human can be carried to the sky for a ride without being afraid of catching a cold... Several dragons who are raising humans start to show off their human beings, and the last few young and energetic dragons compete for who has the best humans , started a fierce scolding battle, and finally the online quarrel could no longer satisfy them, and it further evolved into a real body fight - and they had to take care of face and not let their own humans know.

——The Dragon Clan is such a magical creature, but at this time, a certain sword fairy who is thinking about them doesn't know about it. When he finds out in the future, he will probably feel disillusioned.

After Shutla got rid of the people who came to pester him, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. He took out the positioning device and looked at it. Suddenly, his scalp went numb, and his whole body felt like he had fallen into an ice bucket. From head to toe, his heart skipped a beat. A great fear surrounded him.

that position—

Immoral sex shop in Yaken!

Glory!How could he get there!Judging from the black history of that wild cat, if he hadn't tricked Qi Yang into taking a nude photo album and buying it for a bald and wretched man, then he would definitely have a genetic mutation and become a dog!

"Yakon, stop me!!!" Before the sound came, Shutla kicked open the door of the small pink shop with a flying kick, and there happened to be a few men wearing big masks Looking at something inside, Shutla rushed in domineeringly and furiously, scaring the men immediately squatting on the ground and holding their heads in their hands:

"I, I, I am a responsible person, I have never raped, robbed, or molested a girl. I just came to buy CDs!"

Wearing that pink sexy maid outfit, Yaken angrily threw those homeboys out the door, and then angrily poked Shutla's chest: "Master Shutla! What are you doing!" Why bother? I do business!

"Where are people?" Shutla's face was as cold as a stone, which shocked Yaken.

"Who?"

"That young man with long hair who is half a head shorter than me." Shutra gestured, "What did you trick him into doing?"

"...Wait, that pretty little brother is yours?" Yaken's eyes rounded in surprise, his tail stood up and straightened into a stick, "God... such a pretty and delicious little brother, is... Your people? Oh my God!"

What a filthy adjective!

Shutla was about to have an attack, but he froze suddenly, staring straight at the back of Yaken, feeling like his hair was exploding for a moment, and had a wonderful experience of numbness like an electric current all over his body, and then his ears slammed With a sound, his face became hot, and a line of liquid flowed out from his nose.

"Ah, Xiu is bleeding, are you injured?" Qi Yang was tilting his head to look over, the cat boy Yaken turned around following the sound and whistled happily.

"Oh, my clothes design is very successful~~~ Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk

"Uh...the clothes are so small, I can't fasten the paper on my chest." Qi Yang lowered his head and pulled the open neckline with his hands, revealing his white chest and some pink things, "The rotten clothes with paper are Are they even tied in there? And they're too tight."

...Prince Xian, in your world, there must not be a black belt called a chastity belt...

Shutla took a few deep breaths, pulled Qi Yang who was still tangled with his belt, dragged him to the back room, and roared in a low voice: "How can you dress like this!"

"Huh?" Qi Yang raised his head in confusion and looked at Shutla whose face changed drastically, "Mr. Store Manager said that this can improve eyesight."

"...Hurry up and change it!" Shutla's whole body is not well, and it takes a lot of perseverance just to put his eyes in a normal place.

"Is it ugly? I also think the front of the rotten clothes is weird, and the paper can't be fastened." Qi Yang didn't think much about it, and took off his clothes.

Ah—chest, thighs... Seeing this, Shutla let out a strange low moan in his throat, turned around and ran away.

"Ah? So ugly?" Qi Yang stared blankly at the embarrassed back, feeling a little bit smothered.

Shutla returned to the front of the store with a serious expression. Yaken was lying on the table, smiling as lewdly as possible. From this expression, one could fully guess what discordant scenes were brewing in his mind.

"Hey, Master~ You've got the hang of it? By the way, where did you get such a pure and wonderful little brother, oh my dear~~~"

Shutla sat on the edge of the chair with a gloomy face. Although Yaken was a guy who dealt in immoral goods, when this guy was a battle magician, he had a life-and-death relationship with Shutla in the jungle ruins, so Only Shutla could tolerate such a strange creature living around him.

Facing his former comrade-in-arms—although this comrade-in-arms is a wild cat, Shutla felt that the other party could be trusted, so he told the story of Qi Yang.

After listening to it, Yaken showed a surprised expression when the dried fish was suddenly snatched away, and meowed for a long time with his small fangs bared, not even noticing that the fake breasts on his chest fell off.

"Another world? My God, how lucky are you to find one from another world!" Yaken said, shaking his head again, "Are you sure you came from another world? There have been many legends in history, but in the end you didn't discover , it’s either crazy or the bard is poor and crazy, making up stories to deceive people, this guy..."

He lowered his voice, looked inside, and said quietly: "You have a good reputation for being charitable, and there are so many unscrupulous people who want to kill you, you are definitely not a hidden killer, or come to cheat you money, cheat Your work?"

Shutla smiled, "I'm sure, no."

"So confident..." Yaken rolled his eyes, "But, don't you think it's strange? Another world! But do you think there is any difference between his appearance and people in our world? There is basically no difference! You don't Say I can't guess it at all, in fact, I don't really believe you when you tell..."

"Hmm... this question..." Sutra Ying frowned, his curly long black hair fell in front of his eyes, and he subconsciously stroked his own hair, "It's true what you said."

"Xiu?" Qi Yang came out from the door and saw Yaken with a distressed face and Shutla with a strange expression. He was wearing a long suit and trousers today, a white shirt and linen trousers. Wearing a pair of moccasin boots, her long white and slightly honey-colored hair is tied into a ponytail. It looks... There is no sense of disobedience with this world. "Oh? Not good!" Qi Yang suddenly said to Xiutra, "Help me, her chest is falling!"

Yaken: QAQ

Sutra, who was still serious just now, laughed immediately, not wanting to explain to Qiyang what the thing with the cotton covered in silicone is.

Sutra asked Qi Yang to sit next to him, first to clarify the question of why he came here, seeing the picture drawn by the clerk, Yaken almost laughed and lay on the ground when he heard the whole thing.

"Hahaha eye drops...hahahahaha!"

Shutla also smiled helplessly: "Fortunately, you entered Yaken's shop. What if it's another shop owner, those nasty guys... cough cough."

After a brief introduction to each other, Yaken went straight to the point: "Gayi...Yang, Ermiao...I'm sorry that your name is too difficult to pronounce, it looks like the name of the dragon clan, and your tongue is tied...In your world , people also look similar to us?"

Qi Yang was stunned for a moment, not understanding why he began to discuss the issue of appearance, but he still thought about it and said: "No... most of them have black eyes and hair, and I am different." He paused and corrected Said, "It's not the same."

Having said that, Qi Yang suddenly realized that his appearance would never be questioned in this world, but in his original cultivation world...except for Master, many children of his age said he was a monster, His hair and eyes are indeed the color that monsters only have.

"Then you are a special case?" Yaken questioned, what a coincidence?

"Master said, I am white flower... Bai, Hua, Hua." Qi Yang frowned, "Albinism, I was abandoned by my parents. Master picked me up. He said that I was probably abandoned because of illness, because I The length is different from normal people."

"My God, is that so? It turns out that you are sick..." Yaken stretched out his hand and touched Qi Yang's long white hair, which was soft and smooth, "Your complexion is pretty, not very white. From the perspective of our world, you are really beautiful."

Qi Yang smiled, "Thank you."

Master said that Qi Yang's albinism is not very serious, so the skin color is only a little whiter than normal men, but the hair and eyes are indeed too different from ordinary people. Looking at it from a distance, or using invisibility spells, you can't really talk to people, because mortals often regard abnormalities as evil spirits.

"When you get to the Royal Academy, don't say that you are not from this world. What if some pervert arrests you for an experiment!" Yaken said seriously, "Or the government will treat you as a rare animal and put you in a glass enclosure for exhibition. Yes, that's just too bad!"

"From the outside, it's completely undetectable, and I'm here." Asius said.

"Well, I will learn as soon as possible, I like it very much, your world." Qi Yang said with a smile, "I am the same as everyone."

In the past world of self-cultivation, mortals longed for immortals, but they didn't know that immortals longed for mortals.

When sending the two away, Qi Yang went out first, Shutla walked to the door, suddenly turned around with a heavy face, Yaken looked at Shutla suspiciously, and the Mechanic Master whispered in Yaken's ear: " How do you sell that suit?"

"...I'll see you off!"