how to train your humans

Qi Yang is a sword cultivator, or should be a sword fairy by now, but he has a little hobby since he was a child...

He likes to pinch children's faces.

That soft touch, that delicate touch, those wet black eyes looking up at you...

"Wow~~~~~~~~~~~"

"That monster from the Niu family has come out to scare people again! Everyone beat him up!!!"

"Hit this monster!!!"

"My baby was scared and cried by him yesterday, and today he came to scare Aunt Wang's girl again, shameless!"

Niu Ergou rushed out, followed by a group of aunts holding sticks and chasing wildly. Passing by the neighbor's yard, the dogs in the yard barked one after another, and the whole village was in chaos.

Most of the men in the village have gone out to fight, and the rest of the women have to manage the family business and farm the land, so every one of them is thick and round, grabs the cows and dogs who are like little chickens, presses them into the firewood pile, and beats them fatly.

"Go away! You shrews! Why are you beating my brother!" Niu Lanhua rushed over with a fork to pick up manure. She was not very old, but because she was engaged in farm work too early, Lanhua's figure was smaller than that of the aunts present. Strong, "What do you want to do!"

Niu Ergou huddled in the pile of firewood, half of his head was exposed from behind his sister, wiped the blood from his forehead, and said in a low voice: "I'm sorry...I...I just couldn't help touching her because she was so cute. she……"

"Niu Lanhua! If your little monster is not properly locked up, my baby will make him cry!" Aunt Wang and Aunt Liu roared with arms akimbo together. A messy goblin.

Niu Lanhua was furious, pointing at Aunt Wang and yelling: "Bah, that son of a bitch of yours is crying because you are hungry because you have no milk? Your pair of tits were eaten by the blacksmith in the next village! If you don’t feed the child to feed the old man, blame me~~~”

"Little hoof, what are you talking about!" A disagreement, a unique war started between women, tearing clothes and scratching hair, scratching face and pinching milk, a group of yellow-faced women around watched silently with indifferent and mocking smiles.

It cannot be blamed for the lack of quality of these village women, but that was the case in that era, when wars were raging, and Chixian County in China was full of smoldering smoke, and gold and iron horses crushed the helpless civilians with a destructive force, leaving empty hearts and a piece of paper. A distorted face.

So the little Niu Ergou never dared to tease the children next door.

When Niu Ergou turned into Qiyang, the young Jianxiu recovered his life from the first catastrophe, opened his eyes, his whole body seemed to be dismantled and put back together again, it was really painful, itchy and sore, But the young sword cultivator joyfully summoned the dark sword from his dantian, brushed his fingers over the texture on the sword, and obviously saw it for the first time, but he knew every detail of the sword like the back of his hand, even if he closed his eyes It is also easy to imagine--

Changning, just call it Changning. May this world be Changan and Yongning.

The sword that got the name trembled with joy, the blue spiritual power flowed on the sword, and the tiny golden talisman slowly climbed up the sword—wait...

Qi Yang paused suddenly, Chang Ning's spiritual power was interrupted, and he shook dissatisfiedly, but Qi Yang stuffed the precious long sword he just got back into the dantian of Yuanshen, and rushed to the door enduring the discomfort all over his body, and the master's bedroom was closed. Open the door, but Qi Yang lay on the ground, looked in through the crack of the door, and suddenly widened his eyes——

a child! ! !

Changning Sword wailed in Qi Yang's consciousness, but was still completely ignored by the master.

God!Qi Yang trembled, Shizun was holding a white and tender child in his arms!Probably less than three years old, so young!

The door opened, and the white-clothed fairy looked down at the big disciple who was in a distorted posture, looked down at him with an inscrutable expression, and said, "This child, just accepted as a disciple by the teacher, will be your junior in the future."

junior!Qi Yang was so excited that he almost walked with the same hands and feet!Almost 100 years later, he finally has an obedient, soft, chubby little junior!Qi Yang stretched out his hand excitedly, and eagerly said to Master: "Master, give me a hug!"

Unexpectedly, Xianjun waved his sleeves and said flatly: "Go to practice on your own, without the permission of your teacher, you are not allowed to contact your junior brother."

"...Yes..." Qi Yang paused again.

So in the next 700 years, Qi Yang mastered a series of skills that were completely incompatible with Jianxiu's noble image, including overcoming walls, jumping windows, and sliding doors to pick locks. Junior brother, Qi Yang is also very hardworking...

Growing up from a small bun to a tall and straight boy, Xie Mingyuan enjoys the meticulous care from his master, and at the same time, he often secretly has trysts with his senior brothers in the middle of the night... Wait, the word tryst seems not right.

"Mingyuan!" Qi Yang knocked on the window frame, and the window opened a small crack, revealing Xie Mingyuan's bright eyes, Qi Yang said in a low voice, "Ming Yuan, brother brought you your favorite sweet-scented osmanthus cake."

"Wow!" Xie Mingyuan took it happily, "Brother, you can eat too!"

"No, brother has already bigued, so you can't be contaminated by the world's fireworks." Qi Yang pinched Xie Mingyuan's face with a smile, "Eat quietly, don't let the master find out that I have been here!"

"Okay! By the way, brother, I finally drew a successful talisman today! Brother, the method you taught is great!" Xie Mingyuan ran back to the house happily, and took out a piece of bright yellow talisman paper, " This is the first talisman paper I learned, give it to senior brother!"

"Okay." Qi Yang nodded, and thought for a while, "Mingyuan, my catastrophe is approaching, and I will ascend within a hundred years. After my brother leaves... I must practice hard and be filial to my master."

"...Brother, you are leaving..." Xie Mingyuan's voice dropped instantly, "Brother...I..."

"Don't be sad, one day, see you in the sky." Jianxiu smiled brightly like the sun.

A hundred years later, Xie Mingyuan finally got rid of the ghost body and reshaped his body. He no longer needs to rely on the power of the master's fairy to maintain his body shape. He can finally discuss Taoism with his senior brothers as he longed for, without having to live in a dark place for a long time. In the hut, he and his brother whispered through the window in the middle of the night, but...he only saw the thunder light, Qi Yang slowly turned around in the thunder light, saw the young man running from a distance, chuckled, and was caught by an invisible The force tugged and left forever.

In the palace of the Holy Dragon Empire, the knights on duty tried their best to keep their eyes straight, but they still couldn't ignore the figure - because it was their beloved Dragon Emperor Qiyang His Majesty.

His Majesty was still wearing his daytime clothes, and his cavalier suit made His Majesty look tall and heroic. Many girls dreamed every day, spreading the view that "Only His Majesty the Dragon Emperor is my ideal man" on social networks.

But today's majesty seems very melancholy.

Back then, when the Shivar Abyss Council was the most violent, His Majesty was holding a long sword, his face remained unchanged, and thousands of troops rushed to the forefront. That figure immediately made all the knights ignite in their hearts... ...Could it be that there is some trouble now, but what trouble makes His Majesty so worried?Could it be the little fire dragon named Huangyan from the Tianhuo family who came to pester His Majesty again?Everyone knows that His Majesty and the former speaker of the Blue Dragon Clan and the current king of the Dragon Clan, His Excellency Han Bing, are in love with each other, and His Majesty will never cheat!

So... Could it be that the bill from the former Dragon Emperor Cage has been sent back?His Majesty Cage and Serena don't know where they are playing. The bills they send back regularly make Long Ting almost want to declare them treason. His Majesty Qi Yang is seriously considering whether to issue a statement to sever the relationship between father and son. ...Could it be that the Auslant treasury was demolished, so there is no need for so much compensation!

Suddenly it was said on the TV: "A few days ago, two thieves sneaked into Prime Minister Osland's mansion, secretly took photos of the prime minister taking a bath and tried to blackmail the prime minister and got away with it..."

Come on, I know the whereabouts of the first emperor and the first empress.

It must be because His Majesty Qi Yang said last time that if they don’t know how to restrain themselves, they will no longer be given pensions. These two people want to find some money... The prime minister has a good relationship with the former emperor, and now he definitely doesn’t want to let them The old friend lost face and sent the bill.

What Qi Yang really worries about is not his parents' bills, because it is related to the face of the royal family. The elders of Longting care more than him, so he doesn't need to worry about it at all. What worries him is...

I really want a child! ! !

The child of teacher Amir and Nova on the tree is about to mature!The first elf is about to be born, but Shutla is determined not to have children, why!How cute are children!How soft their faces are!Why is Shutla so hostile to children?

——Shotra hates all living things that would occupy Qi Yang's attention!

Of course, Qi Yang himself didn't realize this, he even threatened Shutla - if you don't have a baby with me, I will never let you sleep in my bed again!

Who knows, Shutla said while hitting the wall - I have mania, if you don't let me go to bed, I will die!We have a symbiotic contract, you can't live even if I die!If you can't live, the elves can't live!The holy tree can't live anymore!If the holy tree can't live, the power of nature can't be revived. If it can't be revived, Diana's dead energy will suppress the vitality, and within a few thousand years, the world will end!

...Shotra, the scales on your face are getting thicker!

So Qiyang was circling in the yard annoyedly, while thinking, how can I make Sutra agree to have a baby with him?