how to train your humans

Also extremely troublesome is the blue dragon Shutla. The huge dragon spread its wings and hovered over the Dragon Domain. All the dragons in the entire Dragon Valley poked their heads out one after another, looking at the dragon king who didn't know what he was doing in the sky. My lords looked at each other, blinked, and tacitly shrank back to the dragon's nest, took out the computer and browsed the forum.

Of course it's not about "how to train your human beings". The technical support of that forum is Lord Dragon King, okay? What kind of gossip can you get there?

The forum they are using now... has no name, no registration is required, and there is no password at all. Everyone speaks in the same color, without a name, and it is impossible to tell who is speaking-this is so that you can rest assured to gossip, and you will not Worried about leaking secrets, not worried about someone making a small report to the Dragon King!

"I heard that the Dragon King has been feeling irritable recently."

"Quite irritable. It has been snowing in Dragon Valley for several days. If the Dragon King gets upset again, we will be buried!"

"You've exposed your identity, upstairs! Are you the red dragon of the Zhanhuo family, who live short?"

"To shut up!"

"Off topic! By the way, don't you want to know why the Dragon King is in a bad mood?"

All the dragons in the dragon's nest looked around to confirm their safety, and continued to gossip:

"Because His Majesty the Dragon Emperor cheated!"

This is shocking news!Explosive!It wasn't because the dragon clan got excited, especially the fire dragon, who almost burned their own dragon nest, right?Will His Majesty the Dragon Emperor cheat?It doesn't look like this kind of person!So everyone turned their heads to look at the Dragon King who was circling depressingly outside, uh...the smell of resentful woman rushing towards his face is really something.

"Don't talk nonsense, what race is the Dragon King? Blue dragon! Can a blue dragon tolerate a partner cheating?"

cannot!As we all know, the blue dragon clan is the dragon clan with the smallest amount of energy, the most jealous and terribly jealous dragon clan. They have zero tolerance for betrayal and cheating, completely zero tolerance. They will go crazy immediately, kill and eat their partners without hesitation, and they don't care who the other party is, even if it is the Dragon King!

"Actually, the Dragon King wants to have a child, but the Dragon King is too jealous and refuses, so there is something awkward about it."

Oh...that's what happened.

The blue dragon is indeed a strange flower in the dragon family. In the past 500 years, the number of newborn blue dragons has become less and less, because human beings have invented a great thing-something that avoids the beginning of the word and ends with the end of the word!

Blue dragons are too possessive of their partners, even if they are their own children, they don’t want to share their partner’s love with them, so many blue dragon couples secretly learn from humans, using condoms, a god-defying artifact, and successfully prevented a The birth of a large number of small blue dragons, most of these born now are blue dragons who are too excited and accidentally turned into dragons for sex. Of course, there is no such thing as a dragon that can be used with a terrifying body shape, so...

The white dragons lowered their heads in unison to hide the expressions on their faces—the previous Dragon King belonged to the White Dragon Clan, so the White Dragons naturally became the Dragon King Clan during the term of the Dragon King. As a royal family, they need to take on more responsibilities, such as inheritance , Educating offspring - many white dragons said that in order to prevent the blue dragon from becoming extinct, they used to poke the condom with a needle day and night under the order of the former white dragon king, Put it back into the packaging bag and seal it, put it back in the supermarket closest to the blue dragon's lair, and wait for the blue dragons to buy it...

Forget the past.

"Hey, the Dragon Emperor is very pitiful when you think about it. Most humans like cubs, but blue dragons... really hate cubs!"

"However, they are a man, a male dragon, how can they be born?"

Hmm... This is also a problem, and the dragons are puzzled.

Shutla finished venting in the sky over Longyu, and decided to have a good talk with Qiyang. He decided to use emotion to understand the reason, so that Qiyang could deeply realize the tense atmosphere between the blue dragon partner and the child, and then slowly persuaded him. Qi Yang gave up the idea of ​​having a child.Who would have thought that when he returned to the Dragon Emperor's bedroom, he found that there was no one there?Is Qiyang not here?Not in the bedroom in the middle of the night, where did he go to fool around! ! !

Blue Dragon flipped the table angrily, and gave birth to a child, but there was no way! ! !

Depressed, Qi Yang chose a very common way of venting - Internet cafes all night.

Qi Yang changed his appearance, pretending to be a seventeen or eighteen-year-old blond boy, sitting in the corner of the Internet cafe, playing games.This is a new recreational activity he has learned. There is something called an online game, which is very fun. A dozen or so people fight around a monster, which makes the monster scream and scream, which is quite cool.

But today Qi Yang was very upset, not to mention that they destroyed the regiment several times, but the commander and nurse in the regiment, they talked about a heart-wrenching topic with great interest today... giving birth!

The group leader said: "Oh, I can't play tomorrow. I will take my son to the amusement park for his birthday."

The nanny said: "It's a coincidence that I can't play either. Tomorrow my daughter-in-law will be hospitalized for the maternity checkup, and I have to accompany her."

So the topic for half the night was which baby formula is good, which basic school is good, and whether you want to learn magic and mecha to be a fighter in the future... The rest of the people chatted happily, only Qi Yang watched silently With colorful screens, tears flow first without words.

"Hey? Mt, why are you sighing?" In the voice channel, everyone heard Qi Yang sighing, who had been silent all this time, and couldn't help asking.

"...I'm so envious that you can have children."

"Oh, why did I go? Mt, are you infertile?" The group leader jumped up, "Is there something wrong with your wife? Don't be afraid, now that medical science is so advanced, infertility is not a terminal illness. It’s really impossible for my brother to introduce you to some good hospitals, your sister-in-law knows the priests of the temple, so it’s okay for the priests to show you!”

No... that's not the point at all. What's the use of a priest? Even if the high priest, Ms. Nivel, came to drink scented tea with him last month, and the high priest had a long talk with Shutla in person, they still couldn't shake the nature of the blue dragons!

Sadness can't be cut off from it!

"No...it's him...he doesn't want to have a baby. He thinks that if he has a baby, I won't love him anymore."

"...I'll have to see a psychiatrist." The team members laughed one after another.

No psychiatrist can save Shutla. With the gradual recovery of the sacred tree, the elf domain in the southern jungle is slowly recovering its vitality, evolving from a lifeless forest to the former vibrant life domain.Qi Yang walked in a hazy green, with the thick trunk of the holy tree under his feet, the power of life was beating slowly, and by the edge of the holy lake, a group of beautiful little flower dolls were laughing and joking.

They are still too young to speak, and when they see Qiyang, they will yell to express their happiness, but the little flowers don't dare to pounce on them—you must first make sure that the annoying stinky dragon is not There, yeah, not there!Three two one pounce!

A group of little dolls hung on Qiyang's body, happily.

Ah... so cute.Qiyang's ears turned red slowly, and a warm current flowed through his heart. He hugged the little flowers and kissed them. The little flowers giggled and pushed Qiyang forward together.

Amir and Nova are now living on the sacred tree. Amir has resigned from the position of dean of the Royal Academy long ago, and Nova has also been put on leave by Qiyang to "wait for delivery" here.The two of them lived on a branch of the holy tree, and built an exquisite and beautiful wooden house. On the branch outside the house grew a tender red fruit, which was bulging and much bigger than a human head. There was something vaguely inside. move.

——That will be the first elf to be revived in the world.

It has been more than a year, but the fruit is still not ripe. Nova and Amir are very anxious, afraid that something will go wrong. After all, human beings only need ten months to conceive. Therefore, Qi Yang went to ask Asius specifically. Hughes said that not counting the acquired maintenance of magical power, the natural life span of ordinary elves is five times that of ordinary humans, so it takes about five times longer to conceive.

This time Amir felt relieved, but Nova was in a hurry... because the flowers were about to bloom.

Amir didn't know the secret of the rose that Nova cared for so carefully. He had already accepted the fact that he was cursed and would pay the price, so although he regretted that he might not be able to see the birth of the child, Still don't feel so sad——

But Nova is sad. Nova knows that he is actually ugly. He can die for Amir, but he is afraid of death. He is especially afraid of that day-especially that it will come before his child is born. This whole body couldn't help trembling.

"What is that flower?" Qiyang and Asius sat on the top of the tree, and now the god of death and killing described by the little girl sat there without any threat, eating a large lollipop, looking There is no difference between an innocent and a normal little girl—it's just that with the recovery of the power of life, Asius, the god of death, is living here more and more uncomfortable day by day...but he is still reluctant to leave.

"That flower..." Asius smiled, "That's a good thing."

He could feel from the flowers that the sacrificer's fear was getting stronger and stronger, but what was strange was that his determination was also getting stronger and never wavered.

"It's probably because I've been dead for too long. I can't understand why there are such strange people." Asius said, "He is so afraid of death, and the fear is very strong, but he chooses without hesitation. Death is really contradictory."

"It's actually very simple, because although his own death is terrible, there are things more terrible than this, so he has to choose to die by himself."

"So that's the case." Asius nodded thoughtfully, "When will that elf be born?"

"...I don't know either." Qi Yang shook his head, "Maybe I can try to use spiritual power to give birth, and see if it will be cooked soon."

"When he is born, can we name him Xi Yao?"

Xi Yao...Qi Yang thought for a while: "Probably, I have to ask the children's fathers."

"I think they will agree." Asius nodded solemnly and decided to ask in a while.