The days when I was entangled by the crying bag stupid cat

"Then I'll call you "Two Shi" for now? "

The idiot obediently sat on the edge of the bed, with his feet on the floor, without any shame on his face.

Zhou Nianban knelt in front of him and patted his left calf: "Raise your leg."

The muscle lines on this leg are pretty good.

The fool raised his left foot obediently.He lifted it higher and higher, higher and higher, seeing that the whole person could not maintain his balance and fell on the bed.

"Stop!" There seemed to be a large drop of solid soybean sweat dripping down from Zhou Twenty's forehead, "Just lift it ten centimeters."

Remembering that he might not be able to understand the unit of length, he gestured with his hand again: "This little distance from the ground is enough!"

The fool put his legs down obediently.

Zhou Twenty put a trouser leg in for him, and patted his right leg again.

The idiot already understood what he meant, and this time he put on the other trouser leg smoothly.

Zhou Twenties lifted up the trousers in his hand, and mentioned that he couldn't lift them any more, but the fool still sat motionless on the edge of the bed.

Zhou Twenty took a deep breath, tried to lift the corners of his mouth, and looked amiable: "Stand up."

Finally got dressed.

After a difficult first time, wearing outer pants is much easier.

Even though he knew that nothing would happen if he put it on for him, Zhou Tian was still a little scared after the sleeve got stuck just now.

He took out a shirt, unbuttoned it all, and then put the sleeves on the fool.

Start with the bottom button and work your way up one by one.

The idiot didn't wear pants just now, he couldn't keep looking here, but now when he buttoned up the buttons, this guy still has abs.

Reluctantly, Zhou Twenties stretched out his hand and poked it twice.

The fool ducked back.

Zhou Twenty seemed to have discovered something interesting, so he chased after him and poked him again.

The fool continued to hide behind.

He was originally sitting on the edge of the bed and obediently asked Zhou Twenties to help him put on his coat, but now he was about to shrink back to the bed.

Zhou Twenty looked at him with a smile: "Are you ticklish?"

The fool is puzzled.

Zhou Twenty thought for a while, stretched out his hand and scratched his creaking hole twice: "Is it itchy?"

But seeing that the fool didn't respond, he had a thoughtful look on his face.

It doesn't look stupid at all.

"Strange." Zhou Twenty muttered to himself, and continued to button up the buttons.

When he was buttoning the top one, the fool seemed to finally come to his senses, and spoke: "It's different."

He stretched out his hand and pressed Zhou Twenties stomach: "When I touch this place, it feels so comfortable, so strange."

Now it's Zhou Shi's turn to be embarrassed.

The originally dexterous fingers instantly failed, and they couldn't button the last button no matter what.

Simply do not deduct.

Zhou Twenty let go of the fool's collar, and his eyes flicked left and right, but he didn't look at him.

"Don't talk nonsense."

The fool was a little aggrieved: "I'm not talking nonsense. It's just like what I said."

He came back to his senses and began to regret the action of dodging just now, and looked at Zhou Tian expectantly: "Can you touch me again?" This time, he will definitely be able to hold back and not dodge.

Zhou Nian raised his forehead: "No!" After speaking, he immediately stood up, wanting to stay away from him.

Unexpectedly, the fool also stood up.

He took a step back, and the fool followed him.

"Stand still." Zhou Twenty gave him an order, and then quickly walked a few steps away.

He just gave it a try, because although the idiot looked stupid, he seemed to be quite obedient.I didn't expect it to be really useful.

The fool stood still, but kept looking at him.

Even if you are soft-hearted, you can't go on like this endlessly.

Zhou Twenty sorted out his thoughts and brought the topic back: "Recall what your name is?"

The idiot still said the same thing: "Ah Chen, please help me choose a name."

He wanted to go to Zhou Twenties' side, but held back, with some pleading in his eyes.

Zhou Twenty knew it was impossible to ask.

He looked at the fool, and for some reason remembered that he had always wanted to raise a cat, but every time he remembered that the life of a cat was only a short dozen years, he gave up this plan.

The name of the cat had been thought of for a long time, but it never came into use.

He knew that a fool would not become his cat.

But this is the first time someone has handed over the naming rights to him.

As if bewitched, Zhou Twenty said, "Then I'll call you "Two Shi" for now? "

After the voice fell, a subtle change occurred in the dark.Zhou Twenty clearly felt that there was a certain connection between him and Ershi.

He suddenly remembered what was often said in horror movies, one should not casually allow a strange voice to call one's name.

It should also be a dangerous behavior to easily name strangers.

But from the moment he said his name, he inexplicably lost his vigilance.

Ershi's body slowly glowed with white light.

At first, he could still look directly at it, but after a while, the light became so bright that Zhou Tian could only close his eyes.

When the light dimmed, Zhou Tian opened his eyes again, only to find that there was no one in front of him.

Only the clothes he wore for Ershi were left on the ground.

In a trance, Zhou Er even felt that he was still dreaming.

Waking up in the morning with a stranger lying on his bed, he originally thought that this was already outrageous, but he didn't expect it to be even more outrageous.

When I was shocked, the pile of clothes moved.

Zhou Twenty had an intuition that the thing was not dangerous to him, but he still couldn't help raising his heart.

As if aware of his bewilderment, the little guy under the clothes finally got out.

It turned out to be a beautiful little black cat.He looks like Yingshou, with a round body and a little cheek.

He gave Zhou Twenty a "meow".

The scene was still weird, but Zhou Erwen's tense nerves suddenly relaxed.

It's a real embarrassment to be wary of kittens.

Zhou Twenty called out tentatively, "Twenty?"

The black cat wagged its tail and dragged its voice: "Meow——"

He was still sitting on the pile of clothes where he was, because he vaguely remembered Zhou Twenties telling him not to move.

If it is that fool, it seems that there is nothing to be afraid of.Thinking this way, Zhou Twenty took two steps forward.

Sensing his approach, Ershi quickly ran up to him, rubbing against his feet.

warm.hairy.Soft.

Zhou Twenty felt a little swayed.He knelt down and tentatively touched the black cat's head.

It turns out that touching a real cat is like this.

When he was six years old, he had a good relationship with a stray cat in the community. He often met it in his secret base, and bought a lot of cat food for it with the pocket money he saved.

But then one day, he saw the cat on the small lawn.

It is so docile and sticky to everyone.

As if anyone could.

He was very sad, went home and told his mother about it, and cried a lot.

He never touched another cat after that.

If it's okay to be touched by others, then don't touch yourself.

Zhou Twenty was a little lost in thought, and the movements of his hands stopped.

Er Shi was not satisfied with his pause, so he meowed twice, then raised his head to lick his fingers.

Following his movements, Zhou Twenty lowered his hand and scratched his chin with his other free hand.

He had a certain feeling in his heart that Ershi would never be touched by others.

-

There is no cat food at home.

Zhou Ershi picked up Ershi and walked to the bed to get his cell phone.

He clicked on the delivery software, drew out a list of cat food, and held the phone screen in front of Ershi: "Which one do you like to eat?"

Er Shi stared blankly at the screen.

Seeing this, Zhou Twenty put away his phone and continued to browse the interface: "I forgot, you may not know their taste. Then let's buy the one with the highest sales. Let me see its ingredient list..." Although he has never raised a cat, his theoretical knowledge is very rich.

Zhou Ershi put aside the decision to call the police to find a home for the mentally ill, and completely planned to raise Er Shi as a cat.

He was also a little hungry, so he picked up some good cat food for Er, and went to make breakfast.In the afternoon, I will buy some ingredients for making cat meals and improve the food for Ershi.

Just this weekend, I can take Ershi to the pet hospital for a checkup later.

I have calculated well in my heart.

At this moment, the black cat in his arms suddenly glowed again, not as dazzling as before, but he couldn't see clearly what was going on inside.

Zhou Shi only knew that the furry feeling of cats gradually disappeared, and finally became the touch of human skin.

When the light dimmed, a man sat on Zhou Twenties, holding his waist with his hands, rubbing his head against the hollow of his shoulders.

"I don't want this cat food." The voice sounded sullen.

Zhou Twenty's hand holding the phone froze in the air.

The first reaction turned out to be rejoicing.This cat really has changed a lot.

After regaining consciousness, he immediately wanted to push Ershi away, but he didn't move at all.

"Turn back into a cat." Just because he likes holding a cat, doesn't mean he can bear a cat-turned-man sitting on him.

Er Shi categorically refused: "I don't want it." Although Ah Nian treated him very well when he was a cat, he still likes to maintain the same form as Ah Nian.

Zhou Twenty was frustrated, and discussed with him in a compromised manner: "Then you put on your clothes and don't get so close to me." It's not just close, it's all stuck together.

Ershi raised his head to look at him, his face was less than five centimeters away from Zhou Ershi: "I don't know how to wear it."

Only then did Zhou Ern realize that the man's irises were slightly golden, resembling a cat's eyes.

"Can you become a vertical pupil?" His train of thought was diverted again.

Er Shi was stunned for a while, it seemed that he had tried hard, and finally he was discouraged and said, "You can't change whatever you want."

Zhou Twenty smiled and said, "You can turn into a cat, you can't even control your eyes."

Er Shi took the joke seriously and looked very depressed.

Zhou Twenty pinched the back of his neck, and said in a deep voice on purpose, "I'll help you get dressed, or you can turn back into a cat, choose one quickly."

Ershi immediately replied: "Put on clothes." After finishing speaking, he remained motionless.

Zhou Twenties pushed him: "Then get down quickly."

Er Shi's grievance: "Don't you like hugging me very much?" He saw Zhou Er'an's obsession with sucking cats just now.

Since knowing that he can turn into a cat, Zhou Twenty has become more patient with him: "If you become a cat, I would like to hug a small one. But you are so big now, I can't hug it." Move. Or you can change back."

He still wanted Er Shi to change back, and the tone of his speech was unconsciously coaxing a kitten.

"I don't want it." Ershi thinks that he only loves being a cat, "Don't you like me being a human?"

Zhou Er was silent.This fool is indeed good-looking, and he can't speak nonsense against his conscience.

Ershi didn't care about his silence, and said cheerfully, "I knew you would like it."

He looked at Zhou Twenty's neck and wanted to lick it very much. Then he remembered that when he was putting on his clothes, he licked the other's fingers, but he was murdered.

So he said politely, "Can I lick it?"

Zhou Twenty didn't know, so he asked, "Ah? Where are you licking?"

Ershi stretched out his hand, and pressed the right side of Zhou Ershi's neck, which was the position of the aorta.

"Here." He stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.

The author says:

I didn't cry in this chapter, it's pretty good.