The days when I was entangled by the crying bag stupid cat

It really looks like a kitten nestling at a person's feet.

The request came unexpectedly.

Zhou Twenty's face became hot, and he said in a panic, "Then hurry up, and put on your clothes after licking."

"Yeah." Er Shi nodded obediently.

The side of Zhou Twenty's neck was wet for a while, and all the nerve endings in his body seemed to be concentrated in that place, magnifying that extremely strange feeling by thousands of times.

He kept hypnotizing himself.A cat is licking me.

Ershi didn't stay for too long, he quickly finished his movements, and touched him lightly with his teeth before leaving.

Zhou Er stood up, trying to pretend nothing happened.He walked not far away and picked up the clothes that had just fallen on the ground.

This time, Ershi's movements became much more proficient, and he knew how to raise his arms and legs without Zhou Ershi reminding him.

Zhou Erwen was in a trance for a while.Time seems to be reversed, and it is still just getting up in the morning, and Ershi's transformation into a cat is just his fantasy.

Er Shi reassured his doubts: "I did become a cat just now, thanks to Ah Shi who gave me a name."

Something flashed through Zhou Nian's mind, but he didn't catch it for a moment, he just said strangely: "What does my naming you have to do with your turning into a cat?"

At this time, Ershi became very frank again: "When I first came to this world, I couldn't become a cat. If Ashi didn't give me a name in time, I would have to go back."

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Zhou Twenty felt that he understood, but he didn't seem to understand.

"If I tell you, will Ah Shi still choose a name for me?" Ershi's smile looked a bit sly.

Zhou Twenty recalled the scene at that time: "Is it okay if I just say it so casually?"

Er Shi nodded happily: "As long as it is a name with a heart."

Contains heart.

Zhou Eryi was a little taken aback.

As a child, he came home crying because of the cat.

Mom didn't laugh at him, but cried harder than him, crying that she was sorry for him and that she would always be good to him alone.

But later, my mother also found a new lover, gave birth to a new child, and was very kind to that little guy.

He felt sad, and felt that his sadness was selfish.

He has no position to ask his mother to live with him for the rest of his life.

Since then, Zhou Twenty has been thinking about raising a cat in the future.It is only good for yourself.

The cat would be exactly what he wanted, even with the same name.

Let's call it Ershi.

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There are still many questions in my mind, but Zhou Tian suddenly doesn't want to ask anything.

Just as he was about to go to the kitchen, his wrist was immediately grasped tightly.

Ershi followed behind him step by step.

Is this what it's like to have a clingy kitten?

Zhou Twenties paused, did not speak, and held his hand with his backhand.

In the kitchen, Zhou Twenty opened the refrigerator: "Can you eat the same as me?"

Ershi is not sure: "It should be possible." In fact, he has never eaten human food.

Seeing the eager expression on his face, Zhou Twen asked curiously, "Are you guys eating? Or have you already fasted?"

From Ershi's words, he thought that Ershi belonged to a group similar to beast monsters.

Ershi didn't quite understand: "Bigu?"

Zhou Twenty explained patiently: "It means that when you cultivate, and your skills reach a certain stage, you don't need to eat."

Er Shi continued to be at a loss: "Cultivation?"

Zhou Twenty was overwhelmed by his doubtful eyes, and decided to stop exploring the truth of the world.

He steamed the buns and eggs in the steamer, and took Ershi to wash.

Fortunately, when I bought an electric toothbrush, I got three brush heads.Otherwise, Ershi didn't even have anything to brush his teeth.

"Look carefully, you have to brush later."

Zhou Twenty has never felt that brushing his teeth has such a sense of mission.He silently recited the number of times he brushed each place in his heart, and changed the position and angle of brushing his teeth strictly according to the guidance of the Papanicolaou method.

Ershi was watching from the sidelines, his eyes wide open, staring at Zhou Shishi for a while, and Zhou Shishi in the mirror for a while.

Zhou Twenty watched the puzzled expression on the stupid cat's face become more and more serious.

It was a difficult 3 minutes like this.

He spit out the foam in his mouth and rinsed his mouth: "Got it?"

Er Shi met Zhou Shi's expectant gaze, neither nodded nor shook his head, but just blinked a few times.

It was clearly a cat, but it had drooping dog eyes, looking innocent and pitiful.

Zhou Twenties looked away, and his heart fell silent.

You have to adjust your mentality, and you can't always treat Ershi as an ordinary person.

He wondered how to brush the stupid cat's teeth.

"Stand still." Zhou Twenty moved a chair by the dining table, put it in front of the mirror, and ordered, "Sit down."

Stupid Cat sat down obediently, put his hands on his lap neatly, subconsciously raised his head to look at him.

Zhou Twenty straightened his head and met his gaze from the mirror: "If you want to look at me, look at me like this."

Ershi stared intently at Zhou Twenty in the mirror.

Zhou Nian didn't pay attention to his gaze, took out a new brush head from the locker and replaced it, and squeezed out the toothpaste.

Standing behind Er Shi, he made some mental preparations before he said, "Open your mouth."

Er Shi obediently opened his mouth.

While helping him brush his teeth, Zhou Twenties reminded him: "Remember my movements, sequence, direction, and the angle at which the toothbrush is placed."

Ershi let out an "um" from his throat.

Zhou Nian's heart tightened, remembering that he forgot to remind him: "Don't swallow the toothpaste foam."

"No twist." Ershi replied inarticulately.

Zhou Twenty was still worried, so he stopped brushing his teeth: "You spit it out first."

Ershi imitated the toothpaste foam into the sink.

Zhou Twenty asked again: "Did you swallow it just now? It's all because I forgot to tell you."

"No. I know I can't swallow it." Ershi grinned, with some white toothpaste foam still on his lips, looking a little funny.

Zhou Twenty looked at him and also laughed out loud: "It's fine if you don't have one."

The second half of brushing teeth also ended without any risk.

Zhou Twenty wet his towel and handed it to Er Shi: "Let's wash it like this first. I'll go out and buy a new one later."

Er Shi took the towel.He didn't know the severity, and his face turned red after a few strokes.

Zhou Twenties pressed his hand quickly: "Don't be so heavy, just lightly."

Er Shi stopped his movements, as if he had been dizzy.

Zhou Twenty took the towel and washed his face with normal force. "Do you remember?"

Stupid cat nodded hesitantly.

The cat owner sighed and comforted him: "Learn slowly."

After both of them washed up, breakfast was just cooked.

Zhou Twenty took out the steamer and put it on the small coffee table.

There was a thin carpet under the coffee table, and Zhou Er sat down on the carpet as usual every morning, leaning against the sofa behind.

Er Shi also sat down next to him.

Whether it is this small coffee table or this small rug, it is a bit crowded for two people.The same goes for the sofa. Although it is a two-seater, it is actually just right for one person to sit loosely.

Ershixue Zhou Erwen took a bag of mushrooms and vegetables, sniffed it with the tip of his nose, and then bit it down, his eyes lit up instantly.

Zhou Twenty looked at him, as if the ordinary quick-frozen bun in his hand had become delicious.

It feels good to have someone around.

After breakfast, Zhou Ershi sat on the carpet in a daze, and Er Shi stayed beside him quietly.

But after waiting, the silly cat's movements became restless, and he didn't know how to sit, and his upper body was leaning on Zhou Twenties, poking here and there to smell.

Zhou Twenty was in a good mood and did not stop him.

Seeing Er Shi getting more and more lazy, he was about to lie down on the ground slowly.

It seemed like she wanted to nest in his arms, but she couldn't do it because she was too big, so she could only rest her head on his lap in aggrieved manner, and curled up into a ball.

It really looks like a kitten nestling at a person's feet.

Zhou Twenty patted him on the back and reminded him: "Don't fall asleep, we'll go shopping later."

Ershi muttered something in a low voice.

Zhou Er couldn't hear clearly: "What?"

Ershi repeated: "I can't go out."

Zhou Twenty's first reaction was that he wanted to be lazy: "Get up, don't be lazy."

Er Shi dissatisfiedly retorted: "I'm not lazy." After speaking, he opened his mouth and bit Zhou Er's finger, with a fierce expression, but the force he used with his teeth was very light, like scratching an itch.

Zhou Twenty withdrew his hand like an electric shock.

"Get up if you're not lazy." He wanted to end the situation immediately, so he pushed the lazy cat with a little force.

Unexpectedly, the other party quickly followed his movements and got up.

Seeing Zhou Twenty's surprised gaze, Er Shi was complacent: "I'll just say I'm not lazy. I'm very useful to Ah Nian."

Zhou Twenty laughed.I really don't know how to get up and make the other party so proud.

He took the steamer on the coffee table back to the kitchen, and deliberately said to Ershi who came in behind him, "If you're not lazy, just wash the dishes."

Ershi was stunned, and lowered his head: "I won't." He was so useless.

Zhou Twenties was originally just joking, and didn't really want him to wash it, let alone that he would feel sorry for it.

"It's okay, it's okay, you're a cat, you can't be normal." Zhou Twenty raised his hand and patted that lost head.

Er Shi reminded him: "You teach me."

This look of thirst for knowledge made Zhou Twenty feel cute and silly. "Do you want to be my snail girl?"

"I don't cook snails."

Er Shi, who lacked common sense, didn't understand him at all, and emphasized to him seriously: "I am your cat."

Zhou Twenty was amused: "The snail girl is not a snail, but a girl."

In order to protect the stupid cat's thirst for knowledge, he turned on the faucet and explained seriously: "Turn it like this, and there will be water. The inside will be cold water, and the outside will be hot water. It's hot now, just use cold water."

"Okay, I'll remember." Er Shi focused on two things, and continued to worry about the snail girl, "but I'm not a girl either. I'm a tomcat."

"I know you are a male cat." I saw it so clearly in the morning, so I couldn't remember it.

Relying on a vague impression, Zhou Twenty told the story in his memory: "Miss Tianluo means that you help me cook, wash dishes, sweep the floor and wash clothes, take care of my life, but hide so that I won't find you."

"I'm not hiding. But I want to take care of you." Ershi pointed at the bottle that Zhou Twenties just pressed, "What is this?"

The first time he heard the words "I want to take care of you", Zhou Ershi was taken aback, and looked up at Er Shi in a daze.

Ershi felt strange: "Don't Ah Shian know?"

Zhou Twenty looked away.Stupid cat didn't know what those words meant to him, so he just said them casually.

He continued to move his hands and answered Ershi's question: "This is called dishwashing liquid. Squeeze a little while washing the dishes to make it cleaner."

There are few things used for breakfast, and the washing is done quickly.

Looking out of the kitchen window, it was a cloudy day outside, and the gentle sunlight shone down, and the leaves in late summer became more and more lush green.

The surface of the lake a little far away is sparkling, and the tiny waves fold and overlap and flow, making people think of the feeling of today's breeze blowing across the face.

Zhou Twenty stretched out his hand to open the window.The wind that was no different from what I imagined blew the ends of my hair.

"Let's go shopping." It must be very comfortable to go for a walk at this time.

Facing the wind blowing gently outside the window, looking at Zhou Tian's smiling eyes, Ershi didn't know what he was thinking, and didn't say that he couldn't go out.

Standing in front of the porch, Zhou Nian realized that he was wearing all white today, and Er Shi happened to be wearing all black this morning.

Because he finds it troublesome to match, he always wears clothes of the same color.

Difficulty getting ready to put on shoes.

He is used to buying clothes that are a little bigger, so Ershi is not too small to wear, but shoes are not enough.

He stepped on the steps of the entrance, knelt down and put on his shoes, then took out the house slippers that were not used much in the closet, and put them by Ershi's feet: "You can wear these for now."

Ershi wasn't sure where the limit of not being able to go out was, so he never crossed the line of the entrance.

Zhou Twenties had already opened the door a little.

Outside the door is a spacious corridor. Looking up, you can see the shadow of the mountains in the distance, and the clouds in the sky are like big balls of cotton candy.

This is what he has heard his predecessors describe.When he was still in chaos, he always fantasized that if someone really needed to come to the world by himself, he would definitely try the taste of this sugar.

But now he doesn't care about Tang, he only hopes to satisfy Ah Shian's desire to take him out.

He knew that Ah Nian wanted to go out with the two of them.

Er Shi thought with some fluke in his heart, maybe what the seniors said about not being able to go out was just a previous practice, maybe it is no longer like this.

Thinking this way, I took a step forward.

Zhou Twenty only felt that his eyes blurred, and the people around him disappeared, even his clothes disappeared together.

"Twenty?" There was a sudden panic in his heart.

Although it appeared without warning, if the stupid cat really disappeared like this, he didn't know how to deal with it.

Fortunately, a meow came from the bedroom soon, as if answering his call.

Then a black figure ran towards him.

Zhou Ershi squatted down, and Ershi took advantage of the momentum to jump into his arms.But at the moment when he was about to enter the entrance, the figure of the black cat disappeared in place again.

Zhou Twenty ran straight to the bedroom without taking off his shoes.

Sure enough, he saw a black cat on the bed.

Zhou Twenty's mind suddenly resounded in the morning Er Shi's words - "I can't go out."

It turned out that he was not being lazy at the time, but was just stating a fact.

The author says:

I must cry in the next chapter (make a fist