The days when I was entangled by the crying bag stupid cat

"Can't I go in?"

It was rare for Zhou Er to be sleepy, and he was still lying lazily at this moment, not wanting to get up.

I wanted to go out to buy some food today, but there was a little stupid cat at home who couldn't go out and slept all afternoon for no reason.

Now the refrigerator is empty.

He reached out and took the phone from the bed, and ordered a takeaway while lying on his side.He didn't ask Er Shi what he wanted to eat, after all, the other party might not even be able to imagine the taste of those foods.

After lying down for another ten minutes, Zhou Twenty made up his mind not to go on like this.Who would have thought that he, a perennial insomniac, would stay in bed after a nap.He raised his elbow and pushed the person behind him: "Get up."

Unexpectedly, Ershi quickly sat up.Thinking about it, after all, he slept longer than Zhou Er.

Zhou Twenties had always turned his back to him, but now he looked at him and realized that the stupid cat took off his clothes again at some point.

He was sure that when he watched Er Shi lay down in bed, the other party went in neatly dressed.

Er Shi explained aggrievedly: "It's not comfortable to sleep in." Unbuttoning those buttons would embarrass him to death.

It was only when Zhou Twenty remembered that he was wearing a shirt in the morning. Instead, he felt that he hadn't thought carefully, but when he remembered why he would wear a shirt for him, he became more confident: "It's not that you are too scary in clothes."

Thinking of the chaos in the morning, Ershi smiled embarrassedly: "I have learned it now."

He also explained apologetically: "But I won't take off yours yet." I wanted to help Ah Shian take it off, but I tried it and almost woke me up, so I had to give up.

Zhou Twenty thought to himself, luckily you can't.Otherwise, the classic scene in the morning will be reproduced again.

Ershi didn't understand why Zhou Ershi didn't like to wear clothes to sleep, yet he had to wear them.

He was confused, but still followed the other person's mind, picked up the shirt next to the bed and put it on.

Takeaway is here in no time.

Zhou Twenty o'clock is a well-known Chinese restaurant.Egg yolk chicken wings, Kung Pao chicken, and vinegar cabbage are laid out on the table in sequence.

He still sat on the same side of the dining table as Ershi, and taught him how to hold chopsticks again.

When ordering, he specially chose two dishes that were easy to eat with a spoon, but Ershi couldn't always be ignorant of chopsticks.

I learned the Ershi posture quickly, but I was not skilled in using it, and I couldn't always clamp it, so the movement of eating was very slow.

Zhou Twenty was not in a hurry, and ate slowly with him.

But Ershi himself became impatient, his eyes turned red before he had eaten half of the meal.

"Hey." Seeing this situation, Zhou Twenties quickly opened his mouth to comfort him, "We practiced for 15 minutes tonight, it's been long enough, let's practice again tomorrow! Eat the rest with a spoon."

Ershi put the chopsticks aside angrily, and picked up the spoon.This time it went much smoother.

Seeing that he was still not very interested, Zhou Twenty continued: "It takes a long time for human beings to learn to hold chopsticks for the first time. It can take several months or half a year. You can be so proficient on the first day, which is already very good."

Living in a world without the concept of time for many years, Ershi actually only has a general impression of "month" and "year", and only knows that they represent a long period of time.

Hearing this at this time, he felt a bit of comfort, and asked curiously, "How long did Ah Nian study at that time?"

Zhou Eryi was taken aback, and said casually, "Maybe a month."

"Oh." Ershi nodded, and said ambitiously, "Then I will learn it in a month."

After dinner, it was past eight o'clock.

Zhou Ershi turned on the dryer, took out the things put in at noon, and took Ershi to the bathroom.

He is always in the habit of taking a shower earlier so that he can go straight to sleep if he feels sleepy.

Although this kind of preparation was useless day after day, he still held faint expectations.

Er Shi was originally following behind him, but at this moment, he suddenly reached out and hugged him from behind: "It must be useful today."

Zhou Twenty dragged the big stupid cat forward, and said with a smile, "Are you Yan Ling?"

"What is Yan Ling?" Ershi was confused.

Zhou Twenty explained: "Even what you say will become reality." He seems to have gradually gotten used to Ershi's state of not knowing anything.

Explaining strange things to him like this, I seem to have re-examined the world.

Ershi suddenly realized and nodded, and seriously denied this statement: "Then I am not a Yanling. However, as long as I have me, everything will be better."

Zhou Twenties did not refute his statement.He did feel good about the day.

In the bathroom, Zhou Twenty put down the things in his hand, and then tried his best to imagine Ershi’s confusion in the face of all this, and explained to him step by step in detail: “Pull this up and water will come out, go up this One side is cold water, the other side is cold water."

"Wet your body with water first, and then take this bath ball." He flicked the newly bought green bath ball in his hand, "press the blue bottle, squeeze the shower gel on the bath ball, and then wipe it all over your body." Wipe it until there is foam all over the body, then turn on the tap and rinse it off."

He suddenly remembered that he didn't tell Ershi to wash his hair first, and was about to add, when he looked up, he saw Ershi's blank eyes, and he was still muttering: "Water, bath ball, squeeze it..."

Zhou Twenty suddenly became worried, always thinking that if this continues, something will happen to this stupid cat in the bathroom later.

He sighed: "Forget it, I'll wash it for you first today." Let him imagine teaching Ershi to take a bath out of thin air, and he himself was a little worried that he might have missed some steps.

Ershi's eyes lit up, and he breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay."

Seeing his happy look, Zhou Twenty was not so anxious about the waiting scene.After all, he has never had the opportunity to help others take a bath, and he is also a novice.

Zhou Nian was about to order Ershi to take off his clothes first, but after thinking about it, he helped him undo the three buttons closest to the collar, then pinched the hem of his shirt, lifted it up, and took off his clothes.

"It will be more convenient to take off like this in the future. Those clothes without buttons are also taken off like this."

Ershi nodded in a daze.

"Just pinch this side of the trousers and take them off." Zhou Twenty raised his finger and pointed to the waist of his trousers.

This studious, Er Shi quickly took off his pants, even two at a time.

Zhou Twenty's eyes didn't know where to turn, they flickered around, and finally stared at Ershi's collarbone and didn't move.If you look at the head, the eyes are exactly facing this position.

Er Shi heard that he was flustered, but he didn't understand the reason, and he didn't go into it. At this moment, he only cared about this matter: "Is Ah Nian not taking it off?"

When he said this, he didn't know what kind of psychology he was in.Obviously vaguely aware that Ah Nian didn't like to take off his clothes in front of him, he still asked this question.

Sure enough, the person in front of him refused: "I'll take it off later when I wash myself."

Zhou Ershi raised his hand to take down the shower head, turned on the faucet to test the water temperature, and felt that it was almost the same, so he asked Er Shi to reach out and try: "How is it?"

"It's very comfortable." Ershi looked at the water flowing through his palm, and couldn't help but grab it a few times.

In a daze, Zhou Er felt that he had seen a cat playing in water like that in the moving picture.He shook his head, raised the shower to help Ershi wet his hair, and was careful not to let the water run into his eyes.

His hair was almost wet, so he turned off the faucet, pressed a pump of shampoo in the palm of his hand, rubbed it into foam, and then applied it to Ershi's hair.

Ershi was taller than him, so Zhou Twenty soon felt his hands were a little sore as he raised his hand to help him wash his hair.

There has never been such a thing as a stool in the bathroom. It was brought in when I brushed my teeth in the morning, and it was quickly put back in the original study.

Zhou Twenty looked around and fixed his eyes on the edge of the bathtub: "You sit here. Be careful, don't fall."

While massaging Ershi's hair, he thought to himself that he had to buy a chair to put in the bathroom.

Except for daily consumables, he hasn't had the idea of ​​buying anything for a long time.

For example, if there is no stool, if he is alone, even if it is a little inconvenient, he can still make do with it.

The hair was almost done, and Zhou Er asked Er Shi to stand up.

He was raising his hand to take the bath ball from the hook on one side, when Er Shi suddenly said, "I want the blue one."

Zhou Twenties paused, and explained to him: "This green one is newly bought for you today. I have used the blue one before."

Ershi struggled for a while, then asked again: "Is the green one mine?"

"Yeah." Zhou Twenties nodded and reached out to take down the bath ball.

Before Zhou Twenties could react, Er Shi quickly took the bath ball from his hand: "Then I'll give it to you, can you give me the blue one?" The tone seemed to be discussing with him with.

Zhou Twenty: "..." Speaking of which, didn't you buy these two by yourself?

Er Shi pursed his lips in aggrieved way: "You just said that this is mine."

This kitten who can only hear the voice of the heart is really annoying!Zhou Twenty felt a burst of sweet distress.

Hearing the comment of "annoying", Ershi reluctantly handed back the bath ball in his hand to Zhou Twenty: "Forget it, just use this." The whole person was enveloped in a gloomy atmosphere.

Zhou Twenty grabbed the bath ball and put it back on the hook, then took the blue one down, pressed the shower gel and began to scrub him.

Sometimes he really wondered if Er Shi deliberately retreated to advance, and pretended to be pitiful to soften his heart.

Although Er Shi has probably never been in contact with the matter of taking a bath, their fog-like spirits are not troubled by dirt, and their bodies look very clean.

Zhou Twenty quickly helped him apply shower gel on his upper body.When he went down again, he paused for two seconds, staring at Ershi's collarbone again, wiped it a few times based on his feeling, and then continued to scrub down his thighs.

Ershi saw the picture in his mind, a few small mushrooms appeared on the ground after the rain.

He felt confused for a while, and when he tried to see clearly again, he could only hear murmurs such as "this is a cat" and "form is emptiness and emptiness is form".

After finally washing his whole body, Zhou Nian heaved a sigh of relief.He took down the shower, turned on the hot water, and prepared to help Er Shi rinse it off.

Unexpectedly, the person in front of him dexterously avoided the water flow, and kindly reminded: "Doesn't it mean that you must have bubbles on your body?" Now it seems that there is still some gaps.

Zhou Twenty recalled that he seemed to have said such a thing just now.Sure enough, just relying on verbal description is not enough.

He explained patiently: "It's not that exaggerated, it's almost done after washing like this."

At the same time, I couldn't help but rejoice that fortunately, I helped Er Shi wash it.Otherwise, the other party is a silly cat here, and it will take until the year of the monkey to cover the whole body with foam.

The foam on the body has been washed off, and there is still shampoo left to wash off.Zhou Twenty asked Ershi to sit back on the edge of the bathtub just now, and told him, "Close your eyes."

Er Shi obediently closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembling slightly.

While washing his hair, Zhou Er emphasized: "Don't open it."

But he didn't explain clearly how hard he closed his eyes, and Er Shi's eyes still got water.

Fortunately, it happened near the end of the wash, so it was basically clear water.

Zhou Twenty picked up the bath towel and wrapped him up and didn't bother to dry him meticulously. He took out a paper towel and pressed the stupid cat's eyes. There is a way.

Er Shi didn't say he was uncomfortable, but the corners of his eyes seemed to be red.

Zhou Twenty felt a little distressed, and breathed twice into his beautiful eyes, and comforted him, "It won't hurt soon."

He raised his hand to take down the towel, and while helping Ershi dry his hair, he said to him, "I don't feel uncomfortable counting dozens. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three..."

Before he finished counting, Ershi said in surprise under the towel: "It's really not uncomfortable!"

Zhou Twenty was so cute by him, but at this moment, he also felt the soreness in his arms.I was worried about Er Shi just now, and wanted to divert his attention, so I just stood there and helped him brush his hair.

"Wipe it yourself again." Zhou Twenty put the towel on his head, then took his two hands and put them on the towel.

Er Shi imitated what Zhou Twenties did just now, and wiped it obediently.

His hair was short, and it was almost finished soon. Zhou Twenty took the towel from his hand and hung it aside, then carefully dried the water droplets on his body with the bath towel, and then wrapped the bath towel around his waist.

The top is still a T-shirt from Zhou Er.This time I finally got it right.

When picking up the newly bought trousers, Zhou Tian's heart skipped a beat.I didn't look carefully when I took it out of the dryer just now, and then I realized that the shrinkage rate is too exaggerated.

Ershi didn't understand what "shrinkage rate" meant, but he couldn't help feeling: "It's really small."

Zhou Twenties pretended nothing happened, took off the bath towel around Ershi's waist, and put it on for him forcefully.

Er Shi repeated, "It's even smaller than the one I was wearing just now." He stretched out his hand to press the waistband of his trousers, trying to take it off, but Zhou Ershi glanced at him, and obediently put his hand down again.

Just now, when Ershi was asked to lift one foot up for easy wearing, the other side was staggering, as if he was about to fall down.

Now that he was going to wear longer cropped pants, Zhou Twenty didn't dare to ask him to practice standing on one leg, so he let him out of the bathroom first, sat down on the sofa, and then helped him put them on.

The clothes on Zhou Erwen's body were already wet, and at this moment he felt uncomfortably sticky.He told Er Shi to stay on the sofa and go back to take a shower.

Ershi raised his head and looked at him pitifully: "Can't I go in?" Those drooping dog eyes were about to gather water again.

The author says:

desolate--