The days when I was entangled by the crying bag stupid cat

"I can conjure a tail!"

Zhou Twenty recalled that he had seen a saying.

When the owner takes a bath, the cat always stays outside the bathroom, fearing that the owner will drown.

But just now I saw that Er Shi was taking a bath, and he didn't seem to be afraid of water, so he should be different from ordinary cats.

Ershi shook his head, and said firmly, "It's the same, it's the same!" Although he was not afraid of water.

After understanding how insignificant the amount of water for bathing is to human beings, I am not afraid that Ashi will drown.

But he is like an ordinary cat, he has to follow his master.

Seeing Zhou Twenty's hesitation, Er Shi added, "I just need to stand in a small place next to me."

Zhou Twenty made a compromise and discussed, "Then I'll move you a stool and sit at the door of the bathroom and wait for me?" Anyway, it's impossible for him to let Ershi follow him in while he's taking a shower.

Ershi lowered his head, and replied sullenly: "Okay."

While taking a shower in the bathroom, Zhou Tian felt weird when he thought of a guy waiting for him at the door.

Obviously this guy just showed up at his house this morning.

How did it become like this step by step.

Zhou Twenzheng was falling into self-doubt, but he heard Ershi's shout from a distance from the door: "Last night! I came last night!"

"Shut up!" Zhou Twenty's heart collapsed, and he blurted out some ruthless words.

Why can I hear what I'm thinking from so far away?

It was quiet outside, and Ershi didn't reply.

But Zhou Twenty became worried again, that stupid cat would cry secretly again after being yelled at by him.

He was embarrassed to speak, so he could only say in his heart, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you just now.

That guy's joyful voice sounded again immediately: "It's okay, I know Ah Shian is like this—"

At this time, Zhou Twenty felt that the other party's ability to listen to his heart was quite good.

After washing his hair and about to squeeze out the shower gel, Zhou Tian looked at the two bath balls, hesitated for a while, and took the blue one he was used to.

After taking a shower and opening the bathroom door, a tall figure stood in front of him.Zhou Twenties was taken aback and involuntarily took half a step back.

I quickly realized that it was Ershi this guy.

"Didn't I tell you to sit? Why are you standing here?"

Ershi glanced at him with some resentment: "Because Ah Xian has been washing for a long time."

He put his hands on Zhou Twenty's shoulders, lowered his head, buried it in his neck, took a breath, and sighed contentedly, "It smells so good."

Feeling fully charged again.

Zhou Erwei stiffened and explained solemnly: "We use the same shower gel."

Ershi shook his head and said, "It smells different."

Zhou Nian didn't continue to argue with him, and raised his hand to touch Ershi's head, only feeling a little dampness.

His hair was so short that there was absolutely no trace of cat length at all.

Zhou Twenty's own hair was about to grow a bit, so he opened the cabinet door on one side, and took out the hair dryer from inside.

As soon as the switch was pressed, warm wind blew out, and Er Shi, who was originally joining in the fun, took half a step back.

Er Shi watched him blow-dry his hair, the scene was very peaceful, and the hair dryer looked very honest.

Er Shi, who was surprised just now, was eager to try again.He raised his hand cautiously, tentatively placing it not far from the wind.

Feeling the heat, he quickly shrank back.

Zhou Twenty caught a glimpse of his movements from the corner of his eye, and couldn't help but chuckle inwardly.

It was dark, and the two lay side by side on the bed.

Zhou Twenties opened his eyes in a daze.

It was less than five hours since the last time I lay on this bed, how could I fall asleep.He regretted that he should not take a nap in the afternoon.

Ershi stood aside and said solemnly: "I can fall asleep."

Zhou Twenty didn't speak, just sighed.

Anyway, I'm not alone now, just chatting with Er Shi.

He remembered that he hadn't explained his situation to Er Shi, and asked, "Do you know what kind of person I am?"

Due to the inertial thinking of human beings, he always felt that even creatures from other worlds should have done pre-job training before coming here. Knowing the target customers is the basic operation.

Er Shi was confused by the pile of nouns in his mind, so he just answered his question according to his own understanding: "Ah Twenty is very good."

In the darkness, Zhou Twenties couldn't help curling his lips when he heard this.

"I'm not talking about character. I'm talking about my upbringing, family structure, ideas..."

As he said this, his mood gradually sank.

"I don't know." Er Shi felt his emotions, turned around and hugged him, buried his head in his shoulder, and said in a muffled voice, "But Ah Shi is fine."

Zhou Twenty originally wanted to tell him those things, to tell the other party what a despicable villain he was.

But at this moment, feeling the warmth around him, he felt that for the two of them, those things didn't matter at all.

So he just raised his arms and hugged Er Shi back, and said softly: "Er Shi is also very good."

Perhaps, from the moment he gave the name to each other, some kind of deeper connection had developed between them.

Er Shi sniffed the scent lingering on the tip of his nose.

Ah Shian smelled very gentle.

He felt that Zhou Twenty should be easy to talk at this moment, and finally asked the request he had been struggling with for a long time: "Can I really not wear pants?"

As soon as the words came out, the warm atmosphere just now disappeared.

Zhou Erwen's head was full of black lines, and he couldn't understand the words at first, but then he remembered that the stupid cat's pants had shrunk.

It may be that he felt that this matter was embarrassing him, but he couldn't think of any solution, so he subconsciously forgot about it.

When I mention it now, I still feel embarrassed and feel a little sorry.

At that time, he felt at a loss, and thought he had to wear it, so he asked Ershi to put it on.Only when I thought about it did I realize that Er Shi must have been feeling very uncomfortable.

Zhou Twenty bit his lower lip, then he closed his eyes and said, "Take it off."

Ershi happily agreed, and immediately took off his pants under the quilt, chattering for a while.

Zhou Twenty only felt that this scene was very strange.

He thought of something again, and quickly touched Ershi's hand, groped for a while, threw the annoying piece of fabric out of the bed in a parabola, and stuffed the cropped trousers back into Ershi's hand, saying earnestly: "Put on .”

Ershi was stunned, feeling a little embarrassed for a while.He doesn't seem to have mastered the skills of wearing pants in the dark.

Zhou Twenty also thought of this, and felt that the pants in his hand had turned back to the familiar hot potato.

He struggled for three seconds between helping Er Shi put on his pants in the awkward 2 minutes and not wearing them in the weird one night, and quickly made a choice.

He didn't turn on the light, and checked the front and back of his trousers in the dark, then sat up, moved to the end of the bed, and groped to put Er Shi into the trousers.

Finally got it around the thighs.

Even with help, Ershi still hasn't fully mastered the skill of wearing pants while lying down.

Zhou Twenty reminded him: "How did you move when you took off your pants just now, lift your waist now."

Ershi was also confused for a while, he couldn't remember how he took it off at that time.

Sometimes it does happen that the more you want to do something, the more you can't remember how to do it.Zhou Twenty habitually put himself on the ground again.

This is not the way to go.

In the end, Zhou Twenty let Ershi get out of bed, stood beside the bed for two seconds, and dressed him hastily.

After finally finishing this important matter, Zhou Tian felt exhausted when he lay back on the bed.

He took out his mobile phone, found the style he bought before from the order history, quickly ordered a larger size, and then threw the mobile phone back to the bed.

Er Shi felt guilty.He obviously came to help Ah Nian, but he always seemed to make him distressed.

"I'm sorry." He moved to the side of Zhou Twenty's neck, stuck out his tongue and licked it.

In his instinct, it was also a way of offering comfort.

Zhou Twenty felt his movements, but he was very tired at this time, and he didn't say anything about his thoughts.

He put his hand on Ershi's waist, and patted him reassuringly.

A burst of drowsiness struck, Zhou Tian didn't put up much resistance, and fell asleep just like that.

Before completely losing consciousness, Zhou Ershi thought to himself in a daze, as if he forgot to tell Ershi something.

Ershi was troubled for a while.He really wanted to know what it was, but he couldn't wake Ah Shien up to ask him clearly.

So tangled and tangled, and finally fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Zhou Er was woken up by the alarm clock on weekdays.

The moment he regained consciousness, what he forgot to tell Ershi last night appeared in his mind - today is Monday, and he must go out to work.

Er Shi had just been woken up and was still in a daze, but when he heard this sentence, the whole cat immediately woke up.

But he didn't know what to say, so he just called out pitifully: "Ah Nian..."

Only then did Zhou Twenty realize that he had also woken up, and said apologetically, "Did the alarm clock wake you up? I won't turn on the sound next time."

But Er Shi immediately said, "I want to wake up with Ah Bian."

Seeing him relying on himself, Zhou Tian didn't know how to tell him that he was going out today.

But he only heard Ershi say heartily: "Ah, I already know that you are not at home today."

Zhou Nianyi was taken aback, and then thought that he should have learned it from his own heart.

Really nothing can hide from him.Zhou Twenty didn't speak, but just patted him on the back comfortingly.

The two got up after tidying up.

After two demonstrations in the morning and evening yesterday, Er Shi strongly urged himself to brush his teeth today.

Zhou Twenties was still very worried.

But knowing that this guy can listen to his heart, teaching him to brush his teeth becomes more convenient.

While brushing his teeth, he silently recited the precautions in his heart, wanting Ershi to review it again.

Occasionally, I can't help feeling that this ability is too convenient.

Ershi was still thinking about brushing his teeth, but when he heard this sentence, he couldn't help but say, "I'm very good."

In a trance, Zhou Twenty felt as if he saw the tail of a cat behind him.

It's Ershi's turn to brush his teeth.Zhou Twenty stared at him while washing his face, to prevent any accidents.

The movements looked unskilled, as if the electric toothbrush would injure the cat at any time, but there was no danger, at least the brushing was finished smoothly.

Zhou Twenty finally breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, "You're a quick learner."

Er Shi became happy, and was about to speak, when the image of himself with a cat's tail appeared in Zhou Twenty's mind again.

He thought with some trouble, Ah Shi really likes cats.

But I don't want to become a cat, so I can't keep looking into Ah Nian's eyes, and I can't talk to Ah Nian.

When washing his face, and when Zhou Ershi was rubbing his face and applying cream, Ershi was thinking about this question all the time.

Finally, I finally came up with my own perfect answer: "Ah, I can make the tail come out! It's just that I can't stretch it out while wearing pants, why don't I take off the pants."

Zhou Twenty:? ?