The world doesn't fit me

"Xiaochuanchuan."

Who is the little dick?

These light words undoubtedly dealt a heavy blow to Lu Chen.He stared at Cheng Yixiao's head portrait in bewilderment, thinking that he had been drunk all night, did he accidentally miss something?

Lu Chen couldn't remember any new friends that Cheng Yixiao had met recently, so what was the origin of this so-called little dick?What is the relationship between Cheng Yixiao and him?

Lu Chen was not the only one who popped up this question in his mind.

One word stirred up a thousand waves, and the group chat exploded in an instant. All the podcasters who played well had a heated discussion, and a few jokers called out Lu Chen Aite, saying that he was so green that he was really a grass Such nonsense.

Lu Chen also felt that he had been betrayed by his brother, and he was instantly addicted to drama, and he spoke in public: You really don't love me anymore, little wild cat, hmph——

This coquettish tone, not forgetting to follow the playful little waves, swayed everyone's hearts accurately, and after being substituted into Lu Chen himself, he couldn't help but arouse goosebumps all over his body.

As a result, the entire group chat fell into a deathly silence.

Hezimumu: It’s not necessary;

Lighting a cigarette: ...

Intoxicated under the moon: ...

Jetty Page is one: "vomit."

Mr. Yixiao: Hahaha, don’t say that, it won’t affect you well;

Mr. Smile: This kind of joke should be avoided in the future;

Mr. Yixiao: Okay?

The atmosphere was even more embarrassing because of Cheng Yixiao's two words, even slightly serious.

The people from Aite Luchen just now dared not speak, and they were even a little scared after seeing Cheng Yixiao's speech.

After all, these two are big green tree masters, if they accidentally provoke them, they will be finished.Originally, they dared to make fun of this because they had many CP fans and strong relationships, but now one of them personally came out to clear the relationship, and everyone realized the formality of the problem.

The other protagonist, Lu Chen, didn't think there was anything wrong. He frowned slightly, and then replied with relief: "Okay."

At the same time, Xindao was finished, and he really "fell out of favor".

Lu Chen walked out of the bedroom after posting, and another ID that he didn't often see suddenly appeared on the screen.

Fascinated under the moon: It’s okay Xiaocao, you still have a brother;

Intoxicated under the moon: Brother will love you well in the future;

After finally getting to know the most difficult Cheng Yixiao, Shen Yulou was shocked by the love rival who killed him halfway.

Who is this?Male or female?What exactly is he talking about?

He simplified all the questions in his heart, and slowly typed:? ?

After posting, his eyes were dim, and he thought heavily about why liking a man would be so tiring, what did homosexuality do wrong, he was just a little sweet 0 who longed for love, why did he have to experience such a frightening life every day?

Also frightened was Lu Chen himself.

He didn't have a deep impression of this ID, he only knew that the popularity of this anchor was currently declining.Unless there is some innovative content to break through the self, the road ahead should not be easy.

Do you want to take this opportunity to establish a good relationship with him in order to pave the way for the future?

Just kidding, he is not a philanthropist, why?

But Lu Chen was not happy, and he still felt that there was no need to make it clear that it would not be good for anyone if the relationship froze, so he deliberately covered it up: hahaha.

Avoid and do not answer, it is not good to directly refuse or accept, avoid the serious and take the light as a joke.Lu Chen felt that the other party should be able to understand what he meant as long as he had a brain.

There are quite a few people in this group, all of them are well-known anchors from Qingshu.As colleagues, they more or less have some common topics, not to mention that there is a group of people who have a close relationship, so the chatter in the group chat basically never stops.

After a long time, it has inexplicably become a large anchor dating group.There are even a few couples of up masters who know each other and love each other here, which is simply a treasure group of geomantic omen.

However, news of 99+ at any time made the quiet Fu Yanchuan a little distressed.

When he was pulled into the group, he changed to a trumpet account to protect his privacy. Later, he simply set it as a do-not-disturb message. He seldom read group messages, and the total number of speeches he made could be counted on one hand.

Only recently has gone against the past.

When he found out that Lu Chen often appeared in the group, he couldn't help but peek at the screen, and went to check the chat records when he had nothing to do, and occasionally bumped into the "live broadcast".

But he has a slow temper and still doesn't like to speak.

He hung up the phone with his front foot, opened WeChat with his back foot, and met "Drunk under the Moon" talking, which was an outrageous coincidence.

Just now He Zhen reminded him to be careful of being arrested and maliciously selling corruption. Fu Yanchuan looked at the content in the bubble and combined with the current situation of the masses' hobbies, he couldn't help but think about it.

He put his thumb on the screen, ready to follow Lu Chen and send a sentence, using his influence to take the opportunity to attract the attention of others, overshadowing the ambiguous remarks of "Enchanted under the Moon".

"Xiao Chuanchuan, do you want to eat glutinous rice balls?"

Thumbs crooked, did not send out.

What kind of weird name is this?

The sound was getting closer, Fu Yanchuan calmly put the phone with the screen darkened on the table, and walked towards the kitchen: "I'll come, you sit and rest for a while."

he comes?

Lu Chen instantly expected that the black sesame seeds and white glutinous rice noodles in the pot would be stirred together later, and the clear soup would be boiled into a black paste.

"Don't." He quickly grabbed Fu Yanchuan's wrist, and the knuckles just touched the protrusion between the wrists, both of them were taken aback.

The fingertips were slightly cold, and met the warmth of the opponent's wrist.

The former withdrew his hand after knowing it and smiled: "It's been a hard time to celebrate the new year, can we eat something that can be eaten?"

When he left the bedroom, he stuffed a piece of sugar into his mouth, his cheeks bulged slightly, which made his speech slurred.

But it didn't prevent Fu Yanchuan from understanding.

The meaning in the words is self-evident, even so straightforward that he touched the tip of his nose guiltily.

In order to have a good breakfast for himself, Lu Chen took advantage of the victory and pursued: "Take it as my thanks for your hard work in sending me back yesterday."

The reason was reasonable, and Fu Yanchuan actually didn't like to eat the things he made up, so he nodded hesitantly.

Taking advantage of the short time when Lu Chen went to the kitchen to boil water, he turned around and picked up his phone.

The screen was still on the group chat interface, but the topic of discussion had already deviated from the center, so Fu Yanchuan felt a little relieved.

The pot moved up along with the white gas, and after the water boiled, it kept turning over and making a gurgling sound. After it was opened, the gas scrambled to rush towards Lu Chen's face.

Plump glutinous rice balls are poured into the pot one by one, and rolled together with the boiling water, the glutinous rice skin gradually turns from hard to soft.

While waiting for the pot to come out, Lu Chen looked at the big white and fat boys in the pot, and his thoughts drifted out of the door unscrupulously.

He suddenly felt that it was a good thing that his roommate was from the south, otherwise he might have started a scolding war over whether the first meal of the Chinese New Year was dumplings or glutinous rice balls.

But the roommate is so nice, he probably won't be willing to scold himself for being handsome and aggressive.

Lu Chen thought shamelessly.

The steaming glutinous rice balls are like a full stop, drawing a happy ending to everything that happened last year.

The sweet sesame will cover up all the unpleasantness in the past, and replace it with satisfying little luck.

Can't wait to bite off the glutinous rice, black sesame seeds flowed out, it was so hot that Lu Chen threw down the spoon and exclaimed, the pink lips looked translucent after being stained with oil.

His funny appearance made Fu Yanchuan laugh softly, raised his hand and tore off the napkin from the table to help him wipe off the sesame seeds left on his mouth.

As soon as the paper touched his face, Lu Chen said thank you with his tongue, took it from his hand, and wiped it on the corner of his mouth indiscriminately.

Fu Yanchuan's hand was still in mid-air, his expression froze for a moment, and then swallowed his disappointment back into his stomach, pretending nothing happened and retracting his hand.

Moods change so fast it's hard to notice.

After eating glutinous rice balls, the two decided to go out together and go around the surrounding business districts.It's not about digestion, it's about spending a new year for yourself.

After taking a shower, Lu Chen stood in front of the closet wrapped in a towel, thinking about what to wear.What to wear when going out is simply a problem in the world.

The door of the bedroom was wide open, and the heater was blowing out. As soon as Fu Yanchuan opened the door, he met him with his chin in silent thought.

The upper body was naked, and the lower body was covered by a white bath towel, revealing half of the thighs, and the knees and thin calves were white and red.A pair of slippers are drooping under the feet, and there are still watermarks on the ground, reflecting in the sun.

Is not It Cold?

While thinking, Fu Yanchuan closed the door for Lu Chen.

"Thinking about what?" he asked.

Lu Chen turned his head to look at Fu Yanchuan, only then did the latter see a few faint red finger prints on the other's fair neck, and there were still water droplets on the collarbone, probably from taking a bath.

He was still thinking, unaware of Fu Yanchuan's unintentional scrutiny.Lu Chen said, "What do you think should be worn for the New Year's Eve?"

"It's fine, it doesn't matter."

"No, no, no." He shook his head pretending to be deep, "Many of my clothes are white, it's too mournful and unlucky."

Fu Yanchuan choked: "Auspicious? Red?"

"But I don't have any red ones..." There was some regret in his eyes, after a second thought, he looked at Fu Yanchuan expectantly, "Do you have a roommate?"

Fu Yanchuan: "..."

Fu Yanchuan: "Yes."

Hearing this hesitant answer, Lu Chen squinted his eyes tactically and leaned back, with an inexplicable feeling of ominous premonition, and said for a while, "Let me have a look?"

The roommate brought two red tops, and Lu Chen's eyes sharpened instantly when he came into contact with one of them, and locked on the four bright yellow characters on the chest of the clothes - I, Love, China, and Country.

Brightly declaring his loyalty to the motherland, with the peony-like bright red, almost scared Lu Chen's jaw.

Festive enough, pious enough, obedient.

Before he had time to comment, Fu Yanchuan took out a dark green coat of the same style from behind him, with the same four big characters written in yellow on the chest—protection, protection, environment, environment.

Grass, this is still a couple outfit.

Lu Chen's pupils shrank suddenly, his face was serious, and finally he calmly said after suppressing the surprise in his heart: "It's absolutely unnecessary. Let's wear these on National Day and Environmental Protection Day."

Only then did Fu Yanchuan put the two shocking clothes aside, and took out another fleece red sweater.

It's not pure red, and there are no introverted patterns. The front is painted with wild and unruly graffiti, the back is slightly longer, and a string of unintelligible Greek letters is marked on the hem and cuffs.

The overall style seems to be completely different from Fu Yanchuan himself.

When he took it out, Lu Chen was as shocked as the two pieces just now. Lu Chen was stunned by the colorful graffiti.He asked suspiciously: "Roommate, are these really your clothes?"

Fu Yanchuan pursed his lips, showing embarrassment: "Yes, someone gave it to me before."

The impact is a bit big, but Lu Chen likes this crazy and perverse style.

"Not bad, can I borrow it?" He smiled.

"Do you really want to wear it?"

Lu Chen was a little strange, is this dress expensive?

Or is the roommate giving someone else the clothes they don't like?But the roommate doesn't seem like someone who can wear this kind of clothes.

Lu Chen thought of something, suddenly smiled ambiguously, moved his face closer, and softly probed: "Could it be... is this a gift from your crush?"

He remembered that Qiu Yunqi said that his roommate came out with his family, but he still doesn't know who Fu Yanchuan came out to. Could it be the owner who gave this dress?

"Uh..." Fu Yanchuan paused, the charm that should have been produced at close range did not spread between them at all, and was even cut off by Lu Chen himself at the very beginning.

"No..." he said, "You can wear it if you like it, and you don't have to return it."

A question mark slowly appeared above Lu Chen's head: "Is it from the enemy?"

"Forget it."

Unconsciously, Lu Chen took out a bottoming shirt from the cabinet and put on the red sweater.

Then, he flipped off the bath towel smartly, and put on black slim-fit slacks under the gaze of his roommate.

The dress was one size too large, and the shoulders slipped down, giving it a great drape.

When Lu Chen lowered his eyelids, the whole person gave a strong sense of laziness, and the mole between his eyelids was like icing on the cake, and the blink of an eye was full of tenderness.

After seeing his outfit in the full-length mirror, he thought for a moment, then picked up from the table his pair of metal round-frame glasses that he only occasionally wears. A gentle scum.

The exaggerated graffiti on his body instantly ceased to attract the eye, and the bright red was dimmed.

It was said that people made clothes, but Fu Yanchuan felt that it was the other way around in Lu Chen's case, all the clothes became a foil.

Lu Chen pulled his collar back to cover the looming collarbone, and said seriously, "This size is a bit big."

"It's a bit." Fu Yanchuan agreed.

"It turns out that this is the boyfriend style that those girls said." He smiled, "It feels okay, it's loose and comfortable."

Boyfriend style...

boyfriend...

All of Fu Yanchuan's manuscripts were instantly swept away by these words, turning them into a pile of rubbish.

Did Lu Chen do it on purpose? He just said something that could easily be misunderstood.

Like a ghost, Fu Yanchuan said, "If you like it, you can directly take it from my closet in the future."

After he finished speaking, he immediately realized that what he said was too aggressive.

Unexpectedly, the corners of Lu Chen's mouth curled up happily, he raised his glasses with his index finger, and met Fu Yanchuan's eyes: "Okay!"

Just when Fu Yanchuan's heart throbbed and he felt that he might have hope, Lu Chen thought to himself: What kind of fairy roommate is this, and he is so kind to people!

The last person who let me wear his clothes casually was my brother in junior high school, Cheng Yixiao, please learn from me!

The author says:

Sorry for being late!

Calvin is too bitter (dish?')