The world doesn't fit me

Lu Chen: "I just punch you when I go up!"

After some tugging, Lu Chen was reluctantly forced by his roommate to edit the vlog.

In fact, it's not too forced. He didn't have this idea at first, but Fu Yanchuan seemed to care a little bit about it. Logically speaking, he was at fault for this matter. Lu Chen couldn't bear it, so he chose to fulfill his roommate's wish.

The final effect is not bad, with laughs and unexpected reversals. The only shortcoming is that the duration is too short.

The two of them negotiated to use this less than 3-minute video as a small benefit, and released it after the offline event on the seventh day of January, and then took the opportunity to attract a large number of fans.

Although Fu Yanchuan thought of this method out of a million points of scheming, it is not lacking in usefulness.

After hearing this, Lu Chen was full of praise: Amazing, this roommate is really a fucking treasure!

"But if I want to become a fan, why don't I go to Cheng Yixiao?"

He humbly asked for advice, "We both have so many CP fans, and his fan base is bigger than mine."

Fu Yanchuan immediately replied, "He Zhen."

It was only then that Lu Chen realized that Cheng Yixiao still had a die-hard fan, and this die-hard fan was still his boss, so he couldn't be messed with.

"What about Brother Jiang Lin? He also has a lot of fans." He asked again.

"Study area, not suitable."

"Where's Qiu Zhuheng?" Lu Chen just asked the question and rejected himself again, "No, no, you're too young."

He changed the subject: "It seems that Shen Yulou is also good?"

Fu Yanchuan blurted out: "The model is wrong."

"Ah?" Lu Chen didn't understand this sentence, he slowly drew a question mark on the top of his head, judging from the posture of his upper body leaning forward, he probably planned to listen attentively, "What model? Height?"

Fu Yanchuan paused, "It's nothing."

The real ice-breaking between the two came after this conversation.

Before Lu Chen could say more, a call came in, and the mobile phone on the table vibrated, attracting their attention.

Lu Chen was taken aback, and reached out to pick it up.

A strange voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hi, hello, is it the weeds on the side of the ID road? I am the general planner of the event under the post-antenna. The opening ceremony of the event may need..."

……

After finishing the phone call, Fu Yanchuan beside him witnessed his expression change from smiling to thoughtful, desperate and finally to numb.

Lu Chen said at the end: "That's fine."

He also pretended to be polite and replied with a smirk: "Okay, sorry for the inconvenience."

During the phone call, he finally understood what He Zhen meant by being mentally prepared.

"Fuck." Lu Chen threw his phone on the sofa sullenly, and threw himself to the other side tiredly.

The trousers are pulled up by his movements, depicting the tight buttocks and the valleys behind him.

The corners of the furry top were unintentionally lifted, revealing the depression in his spine, and a little bit of the waist can be seen extending down.

Maybe Lu Chen was not born to wear pajamas.

Fu Yanchuan thought to himself, wearing a nightgown would show your legs, but wearing pajamas and pajama pants would make people fantasize even more.

He didn't know whether it was because his thoughts were inherently filthy, or because Lu Chen's attraction was too strong, and he was born with a swaying sexual tension, so that he, who was originally calm, could often make a sports car in his head to drive to the deep mountains .

After making the phone call, Lu Chen kept silently beside him, his whole body was smeared with a dark color, his soul was out of his body, and he looked absent-minded.

Fu Yanchuan asked in a deep voice, "What's wrong?"

This was the first time in so many days that his roommate cared about him, and Lu Chen was a little uncomfortable.

He propped himself up quietly, and sneered mercilessly when he recalled the content of the phone call.It looked like he was laughing at himself.

I only heard Lu Chen say: "The organizer asked me to dance in women's clothing, the lolita kind."

Those are all worn by little lolitas. Why does he, a big man of 1.7 meters eight, join in the fun?

Standing in full view, the little skirt and ponytails are in the center of the crowd, jumping up and down and dancing house dance, just thinking about the picture of Lu Chen makes people feel funny.

"puff."

Although he felt that he would appear to have no empathy, Fu Yanchuan still couldn't help laughing, "My condolences will change."

"Fuck..." Lu Chen scolded, "How dare you fucking laugh at me?" He said as he pulled a pillow, pretending to beat him to the ground before giving up.

Fu Yanchuan didn't hide, and was beaten and scolded lightly by Lu Chen, even casually.

Lu Chen seemed to be less concerned about women's clothing all of a sudden.

As soon as he threw the pillow, he hooked his hands on the other person's neck, the repulsion on his face gradually disappeared, and he laughed loudly amidst the scolding, becoming more and more flamboyant, and finally he laughed wantonly along with Fu Yanchuan.

The living room seemed to be popular again, and all stalemates melted like ice and snow.

It's good, he thought, that the roommate finally laughed once, and laughed so happily.

After the women's clothing for the opening ceremony was finalized, Lu Chen set off alone in the afternoon to the Chengwei Convention and Exhibition Center to practice for the day after tomorrow's performance.

Unexpectedly, the distance between the destination and the rented house was a full two hours' drive. For convenience, he simply brought a change of clothes and stayed in the hotel prepared by the company in advance.

Seeing that Lu Chen was not familiar with the place where he lived, Fu Yanchuan wanted to send him off, but was severely rejected.

Lu Chen was heartbroken: "You must not go, I feel ashamed!"

He replied, how can I do that, it is not safe, and I will get lost.

Lu Chen was speechless, I'm a big man and I don't have a mouth to ask for directions, what the hell is so unsafe?

"Boys should pay attention to safety when they go out alone." Fu Yanchuan tried to hide his face.

"Uh..." Lu Chen: "Watch out whoever provokes me will punch me!"

"No. You are so thin, what should you do if you can't beat others?"

"I'm not skinny! Where the hell am I?!"

"thin."

"Let's be thin and thin! I'm thin, very thin!"

Every word came and went and gradually moved away from the center of the topic, and in the end Fu Yanchuan failed to deliver.

He promised that he would not go, but in his heart he was secretly looking forward to it, and at the same time worried about how to explain when they met at the event.He estimated that Lu Chen's mentality would collapse by then.

It's not honorable to say it, but Fu Yanchuan really wanted to see Lu Chen in a small skirt.He wasn't completely in the mood to see the other party joke, but he was also curious about what it was like.

Because I like you, I want to spy on you in other ways.It's like it's a little closer to you.

Look, I like every look of you, so this intention is not impulsive, not random nonsense.

Even if I don't say anything, you can still feel these unconcealable likings, right?

……

After taking a sip of hot air, a hazy cloud of white curled around the tip of Lu Chen's nose, slowly rising up, and dissipating after a few seconds.

The navigation on the mobile phone is still running, and a mechanical female voice comes from the bluetooth.He staggered all the way, and after a long traffic jam, he resolutely got off the car before arriving at the hotel and chose to walk.

Lu Chen lowered his head and dragged his small suitcase, walking towards Chengwei Convention and Exhibition Center.

The jacket was baggy and unkemptly open, the neckline rising and falling as he dragged the suitcase.

The trouser legs extended to the ankles, exposing a small section of thin wrists.The cold air froze the half of Lu Chen's exposed hand until it turned red, and his fingertips were stiff and he could only curl up.

Holding the handle, he felt as if the fine glass slag was lightly rubbed by the flames, piercing the skin lightly with high temperature, and slowly oozing blood.

Not long after getting out of the car, the car gradually cleared up after the sound of the horn, and Lu Chen sighed silently in his heart as he watched them drive into the distance.

On one side are crowds rubbing shoulders, and on the other side are cars that are constantly passing by. When you look up, you can see the huge LED display screen scrolling the latest entertainment news. Look at each other.

City S is always so lively that it gives people the illusion that they are in a prosperous world.

The tiles in the hotel lobby were reflected by the lights, reflecting the shadows of a box and a person parked at the front desk.

The female receptionist at the front desk talked to Lu Chen with a smile, and his inconspicuous praise made him feel elated on the first day at work, and even looked at him with a little coquettishness.

After filling in the personal information, the receptionist handed over the room card to Lu Chen, saying that Pure Color Company only arranged rooms for two people, and that another person would come tomorrow.

Lu Chen agreed, turned around and walked towards the elevator entrance, and said, "Thank you pretty sister."

The other party almost couldn't catch his breath, his heart kept beating, and the smile on his face was much stronger, urging Lu Chen to go upstairs quickly.

The corridor on the eighth floor was so quiet that only the sound of footsteps and the rolling of the suitcase wheels remained. After walking two steps, Lu Chen heard a man and a woman talking in a low voice at the corner ahead.

He couldn't hear what he said, but the voice gradually expanded, echoing in the empty corridor.

The orange light turns on the moment the card is inserted. The room is fully equipped and is a standard five-star standard room. There is also a small bar in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Lu Chen leaned his luggage against the wall, packed his things and started to walk to the Chengwei Convention and Exhibition Center next door.

All kinds of new things made him suddenly want to find someone to share, instinctively reminding Lu Chen of his best friend Cheng Yixiao in the past.

But before his fingers touched his dialog box, Lu Chen saw the gray time on the right, and the last chat was still a few weeks ago.

His eyelashes trembled, tangling with the dust in the air, he hesitated for a moment but still didn't click, and silently swiped across the column dedicated to Cheng Yixiao.

In the next second, an aggressive profile of Fu Yanchuan appeared in Lu Chen's mind. The latter turned his head and smiled with lowered brows, and all the coldness instantly melted away.

He hardly thought about it, and pressed his fingertips on the dialogue bar with him and typed quickly.

"Lu Chen": I'll just say it's okay, and pay attention to safety, just worry;

He continued to write, thinking that his roommate seldom looked at his phone anyway, so he simply finished speaking at once, but he glanced up and saw the "typing" at the top of the screen.

At the moment when Lu Chen was stunned, the opponent's bubble popped out.

"Fu Yanchuan": Arrived at the hotel?

He recovered and deleted the content in the input box, and replied: Of course!

I don't know what's going on, even Lu Chen himself can taste a little shit from these two words. He always feels a little weird, but after reading it a few times, he finds that there is nothing wrong with it.

He went on to say: The company is preparing a room for two people. A friend will come tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I have a new roommate!

This time without any delay, Fu Yanchuan immediately sent a "?"

Seeing the faint excitement between the lines in the other party's words, he tentatively asked: Is it a big bed?

"Lu Chen": No, it's the standard room "Wangcai".

After receiving the message, Fu Yanchuan almost jumped into Lu Chen's personal homepage.

In WeChat, the flattened dog's head has an inexplicable smile at the corner of his mouth, and there is always a hint of truth in his eyes.

Fu Yanchuan was inexplicably guilty. After thinking about it, he felt that it was impossible to tell based on the brain circuit of the other party's rectum. It should be pure teasing.

The next message immediately confirmed Fu Yanchuan's thoughts.

"Lu Chen": Baby, is your roommate jealous? "witty."

"Fu Yanchuan": Yes, I'm jealous;

"Fu Yanchuan": You need to take two photos in skirts to soothe this wounded heart;

"Crap." Lu Chen almost backed out with his thumb, and was so shocked by the opposite Sao that he couldn't speak.

He felt that something was really wrong with his roommate today, like a mental disorder.

On the other end, Fu Yanchuan felt nothing in his heart. He looked at the "typing in progress" that the other party had hung up for a long time. After waiting for a while, he frowned in distress and wondered whether his performance made Lu Chen uncomfortable.

In fact, it was more than just not getting used to it, Lu Chen almost crawled along the network cable, put a knife on his neck and forced him to ask who the hell you are.

Lu Chen chewed on the other party's words, feeling a little cramped to see his own jokes, and replied angrily: Get out!

After typing, he just arrived at the gate of the Convention and Exhibition Center, and saw a huge sign that read "2 days countdown".

There was no one at the door except for the security guards, and Pure Color was really proud, and directly booked the venue for several days in a row.

After explaining your identity, you can see a group of people gathered in the center of the huge stage, most of them are cute girls in skirts.

The sound of their discussion seems to have added reverberation in this large room, and it can't be heard very clearly even if it is far away.

A female up saw Lu Chen approaching in the distance with sharp eyes, and greeted him happily: "This is it!"

"I see." Lu Chen replied.

As Lu Chen approached, he saw a familiar face from the crowd.That person also had a sad face, he lowered his head and lost his soul, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Lu Chen walked over and put Qiu Zhuheng on the shoulder, pulled the other's thoughts back abruptly, and teased, "What are you thinking, little brat?"

"Master Grass? Why are you here?" His frown didn't relax, but tightened even more.

Looking at Qiu Zhuheng's appearance, Lu Chen always felt that something was wrong. According to his temperament of being playful and smiling at any time, he could pull off the horse's face, so how many shocking things would he encounter?

I saw Qiu Zhuhengsheng sighed helplessly, looked numbly at Lu Chen who was thinking, and said with a stiff tone, almost gritted his teeth: "They forced me to wear, J, K."

Lu Chen could not hold back his swear words in his heart, his eyes gradually turned into sympathy, and he patted Qiu Zhuheng's shoulder heavily.

Qiu Zhuheng was wondering why Lu Chen didn't laugh at him this time, so he heard the latter choke out a sentence: "The same is the end of the world."

So far, there are two more sad-faced people in Chengwei Convention and Exhibition Center.They sat together and cuddled each other, as if they had experienced devastation, and for no reason trained a heart that sees through the world.