Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

Li Mingjue was still worried about those three bad things. Seeing that it was getting dark outside, he thought, how about giving the three of them a step down?

After all, as an elder, he can't care about the same as the younger generation, otherwise he will appear to be very small-minded.

So they had a friendly discussion with Jiang Xuanling.He also expressed his concerns.

Jiang Xuanling was cooking at the time, and his cooking skills have always been bad, it can even be said to be a mess.

Often they are stewed in one pot, a big pot stewed to pitch black, and then brought to Li Mingjue to eat.

The dog shook his head when he saw it.

Li Mingjue is no longer the easy-to-satisfy person who lost his sense of taste because of love. When he saw Master cutting bitter gourd, his head immediately ached.

He quickly embraced Jiang Xuanling's waist from behind, with his big belly lying between the two of them. In order to relax himself, Li Mingjue deliberately used the strength of his master to support his big belly.

"Don't move, I'm chopping vegetables."

"Master, Master, why are you chopping vegetables? Brothers are here, the visitors are the guests, and the guests are the most important. Let's take them out to have a good meal as a landlord."

Li Mingjue hugged Jiang Xuanling's waist, rubbed it softly, and said coquettishly: "This bitter gourd is too bitter, my mouth is almost callused, master, good master, master is the best, master, go out and eat , okay, master?"

Jiang Xuanling stopped chopping vegetables, and asked him with sideways eyes: "You are already getting tired of the meals my teacher cooks for you, aren't you?"

Even if it is, it must not be said, Li Mingjue still wants to live a few more years, although he said that the master condescended to wash his hands and make soup for him, as an apprentice, he should be grateful.

But what has the master tossed him about recently?

Cold bitter gourd shreds, stir-fried bitter gourd heart, steamed bitter gourd flesh, never leave the bitter gourd.

Just because Master went to the town to buy vegetables a while ago, and the vegetable stall owner saw that he was handsome, so he asked him if he had a wife at home.

Jiang Xuanling is not good at lying, so he nodded and said, "I already have a wife at home, and I'm pregnant now. I don't know what to eat."

Then as soon as these words came out, a group of women immediately surrounded him, giving him advice.It is said that eating walnuts is good for children's brains, and if they eat too much, children will be smarter in the future.

Others said to eat more eggs, eat more vegetables, etc. I don't know which gossip woman is meddling in other people's business, stuffed a lot of bitter gourds into Jiang Xuanling's vegetable basket, and even boasted that children eat this gentleman's dish , when he grows up, he must be a gentleman like orchid and pine.

At that time Li Mingjue was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped when he heard what the master said. He thought to himself, "Damn it, one dares to say it, and the other dares to believe it."

All in all, Jiang Xuanling didn't believe much about it, but he was somewhat following the Romans' customs, and the bitter melon he bought couldn't be wasted, so he gave it to Li Mingjue in different ways.

At the beginning, Li Mingjue couldn't bear to make Master sad, and pretended to eat and boast, until the food basket was empty, thinking that he finally didn't have to eat bitter gourd anymore.

As a result, Master bought another big basket the next day.This day is simply impossible!

"Master, how dare the disciple get tired of the master, the disciple just thinks that there are many ways to eat bitter gourd, why cut it into slices, if the master's hand is hurt, the disciple will be so distressed."

Li Mingjue has no other skills, but the ability to act like a baby is a must. He cheekily grabbed Jiang Xuanling's hand, kissed it more than a dozen times, and said: "Master's hands are not used for lighting fires and cooking."

"What about the gentleman's food that I bought? Wouldn't it be a waste if I didn't eat it?"

Jiang Xuanling took advantage of the situation and put down the knife, pointing at a basket of green long melons on the table, really like an ordinary couple, discussing how to live.

"Actually, the whole bitter gourd tastes better when eaten."

Li Mingjue kept his eyes on his nose, his nose and his heart, and said in a low voice without flushing or panting: "And it won't be wasted."

"Oh? You mean, steam the whole melon in a wok?"

"No."

"That's the whole stick fried."

"No, it's different from the way of eating in the past."

Li Mingjue puffed up his cheeks, and rubbed back and forth on the master's body tiredly, until he rubbed himself so emotionally that he wantonly pressed between the master's legs.

Jiang Xuanling noticed it instantly, untied the apron slowly, turned around and hugged Li Mingjue's waist, and lifted him up.

Li Mingjue exclaimed in surprise, lightly thumped Jiang Xuanling's shoulder and said, "Master! Be careful of the child!"

"You have the nerve to mention the child... What were you doing just now, do you want to expose you for the teacher?"

Jiang Xuanling raised his hand to push away the pots and pans on the stove, then supported Li Mingjue's hips and legs, and carefully placed him on it.Putting his arms on his left and right sides, he said in a low voice: "Then tell me, what is the best way to eat?"

"Master really wants to know?"

"Really want to know."

Jiang Xuanling casually took a bitter gourd from the bamboo basket. The bitter gourd in this world is green and shiny, about the thickness of a woman's wrist and the length of her forearm.

Passing it to Li Mingjue's eyes, Jiang Xuanling said seriously: "You tell Master, how to eat it is delicious, and Master will make it for you."

Li Mingjue took the bitter gourd, made a little gesture, and felt that this thing was a bit scary.

He thought, could it be that the master guessed how he wanted to perform, so he chose a big guy for him on purpose?

Not allowing him to think too much, Jiang Xuanling got up and took half a step back, raised his chin, and said calmly, "Eat."

In order not to eat bitter gourd anymore, Li Mingjue simply gritted his silver teeth, thinking, he and the master are old married couples, why didn't they pose in an unsightly pose?

Anyway, it's not a day or two for him to be shameless, so what can he do if he performs in front of the master?

As long as Li Mingjue lives in the world, no one will be allowed to be more aggressive than him.

Immediately, he pushed his arms back, and with the help of the wall behind him, he untied the belt, and the clothes were half-faded to the knees.

Then step on the edge of the stove with both feet deliberately shoulder-width apart, so as to ensure that the stomach is not squeezed.

Li Mingjue wandered around, picked out a large piece of lard for cooking, did not shy away from anything, and did some preparatory work in front of Jiang Xuanling.

Jiang Xuanling remained silent, his thin lips slightly pursed into a straight line, standing directly in front of Li Mingjue, watching with his own eyes how he was going to behave like a monster.

"Master, you old man should look carefully. Bitter melon doesn't have to be sliced ​​and shredded to be delicious. I just like fresh tricks, so I will show Master how to eat bitter melon raw."

As he spoke, Li Mingjue propped himself up with one hand and held the bitter gourd in the other, deliberately shaking it in front of Jiang Xuanling, and then Qianqian frantically tested on the verge of death.

Within the scope allowed by the master, he determined to develop his body to the extreme, raised his slender jade neck, under the snow-white skin, the light blue blood vessels burst out, and hot sweat broke out soon.

Slowly flowing into the red mud swamp along the texture.

All of a sudden, it was really red red, blue blue, white white, black black, and all kinds of colors mixed together, which looked very shocking.

"As a teacher, I thought you didn't like gentleman's food. It turns out that the method used by the master is wrong."

Jiang Xuanling's voice sounded a bit hoarse, he approached a few steps forward, and stood close to the stove. The stove was not very spacious in the first place, let alone squeezed two grown men at the same time.

"Mingjue, you are really a good disciple of the master. You can think of all the methods that the master can't think of. Not only can you think of it, but you can't wait to show it to the master."

Raising his hand to clenched Li Mingjue's trembling paw, Jiang Xuanling took the blue-and-white bitter gourd, pressed it against his red earlobe, and said in a low voice: "You should be lucky, your two senior brothers ran away in anger. If you stay here tonight, you must Staring at you to death, how could you have the opportunity to be so presumptuous in front of me?"

Every time he said a word, he acted like a villain, and he personally fed the whole bitter gourd to his disciples, and when he heard a crash, Li Mingjue felt his whole body tremble, thinking that his amniotic fluid had been pierced, so he opened his eyes suddenly in fright, and screamed out loud : "Master!"

Looking down in panic, I saw a little light yellow dripping on the back of Shizun's snow-white hand, which was not amniotic fluid.

Li Mingjue was about to breathe a sigh of relief, when he suddenly figured out something, his handsome face immediately turned red.

I never expected that this month is getting older, and my self-control ability is also weak, but that’s all. It’s not like I’ve tried things made of jade before, why it’s just... just like that?

Li Mingjue was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to dig a hole and bury himself alive.

However, Jiang Xuanling also teased him with words: "Mingjue, the way you eat is really focused. If you can be so focused and serious in everything you do, I think there will be no difficulty for you."

Li Mingjue bit his lips and remained silent, for a moment he couldn't tell whether the master was praising him or belittling him.

I was also secretly lucky, fortunately the senior brothers and the little devil ran away in anger, otherwise, if I stayed here at night, a few people stared at each other, how could such a good thing happen?

"Hmph, isn't that why the master teaches well? It is said that famous teachers produce high-quality disciples. If the master teaches by example, disciples are definitely not things in the pool!"

Li Mingjue was so stubborn, in fact, he was trembling so hard that he couldn't sit still.

Suddenly there was a sound of messy footsteps coming from outside, the two of them were walking towards the end of their love, their ears rubbing against each other, their jaws full of silver lines.

Hearing someone approaching suddenly, he raised his eyes subconsciously and looked at each other.Before he could open his mouth in the future, Gu Chuxian's cursing voice came from outside: "Li... Li Mingjue! Get the hell out of here! Hiccup, I will never, never admit you! You just die that one Heart it! Hiccup!"

Immediately came Lin Jingyan's anxious cry: "Senior brother, stop talking! You don't drink well, and you drink like this with the little devil. If the master sees it, he will definitely be angry!"

"You think I'm afraid of him, Jiang Xuanling?!" This time it was the little devil's voice, and he said in a nonchalant manner: "I can tell you, Jiang Xuanling is a teacher in vain! At such a great age, he is still an old cow Tender grass... I'm yuck!"