Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

"Master, the little devil is calling you an old cow for eating tender grass outside!"

Li Mingjue gripped the stove tightly with both hands, his fingertips turned white due to too much force, and there were scattered pieces of wood hidden in the slightly long white nails.

His eyes were soon covered with a layer of bright red, and he witnessed how the master fed him the whole green long melon.

At such a time, he did not forget to uphold justice for Master, and gritted his teeth angrily: "Master, don't worry, I can't spare Yan Li, who told him to tell the truth!"

"..."

The wind didn't turn around at all, Jiang Xuanling wrapped his arms around the young apprentice's waist, grabbed the bitter gourd with the other, and heard the endless scolding outside, then lowered his voice and said: "Mingjue, listen, your second senior brother is also scolding You, call you a toad|toad|toad who ate swan meat."

Not only scolding him toad|toad|toad for wanting to eat swan meat, but also such cursing words as being bold, inferior to beasts, audacious, deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors, etc.

Otherwise, how could it be said that Senior Brother Gu Er has ink in his belly? Literate people are different when they swear, they always swear four words, unlike Li Mingjue, a common man who speaks fluent Chinese quintessence.

Pinching the waist and scolding for half an hour is not heavy.

Therefore, to Li Mingjue, these insults are like mosquito blood, which has no lethal effect at all.

What's even more surprising is that he also found that the harder he was scolded outside, the more irritating he felt.

Originally, it was just to avoid eating bitter gourd, so he performed swallowing bitter gourd raw for Master, but now he is not only satisfied with eating an ordinary bitter gourd.

Li Mingjue pretended to be sad, but in fact he was very happy. He felt like he was a bit cheap, and the more others scolded him, the more energetic he became.

He opened his mouth and bit Jiang Xuanling's neck, rubbing his ears together, Li Mingjue said aggrievedly: "Master, senior brother scolded me."

"Go out for the teacher and cut off his tongue."

Jiang Xuanling said so, he really wanted to push Li Mingjue away, get up and go out.

The long melon in his hand also spit out a large portion, and Li Mingjue's happiness disappeared in an instant, and subconsciously bumped into the master's arms with his big belly.

A muffled sound of "puchi" was heard very clearly in the ear, just like the suet in the wine bottle was stirred with chopsticks to make a puchi puchi sound, the suet was very greasy and softly adhered Clinging to the chopsticks, the air seems to be filled with the smell of mutton.

"you……"

"Master, don't go, I don't allow Master to go out to see the brothers in this state."

Li Mingjue wrapped his arms around Jiang Xuanling's neck tightly, his legs trembled non-stop, and the snowy round hill pressed against the stove, squeezing out charming waves of wheat.

"Mingjue, don't make trouble, the master is just going out to have a look, and he will be back soon."

Jiang Xuanling raised his hand and pulled the clothes hanging on his ankles up again, barely covering Li Mingjue's glimpse of spring light. After a little thought, he decided to stuff the cucumber in Li Mingjue's hand.He patted his wet handsome face, and comforted him in a soft voice: "Eat yourself first, and Master will come to feed you later, okay?"

Li Mingjue was tortured by Jiang Xuanling long ago and became obsessed with all kinds of things. In his eyes, etiquette, righteousness and shame, taboos of masters and apprentices are all farts.

He couldn't bear to part with this kind of overwhelming happiness. What's the difference between suddenly tearing away the quilt from him in the cold winter?

Li Mingjue felt that he was freezing to death, and he was short of something steaming, so he could just warm his stomach.

Gu Chuxian who was outside was yelling again: "Li Mingjue, you shrinking turtle! If you are a man, come out for me, we will fight to the death!"

"You heard it all, if you don't go out to deal with one or two as a teacher, you will have to listen to him scolding all night tonight." Jiang Xuanling lowered his head and touched Li Mingjue's stomach, and said in a warm voice: "How can such foul language May the unborn child hear it?"

"Master, let him scold as he pleases. Anyway, with Master here, they dare not come in, and they will definitely not be able to come in. Master, don't go. No matter how good this bitter gourd is, it is just a dead thing after all, Master!"

Li Mingjue pestered Jiang Xuanling not to let him go.I'm afraid that once Master goes out, he won't come in again for a whole night.

This is the time when the love is strong, and the feeling of being interrupted midway is really unbearable.

Li Mingjue endured his grievances, quickly ate a few mouthfuls of bitter gourd in front of Jiang Xuanling, and said aggrievedly: "Master, look for yourself, if Master steps out of this room tonight, Mingjue will be cheaper This bitter melon is gone, Master!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

The little apprentice did such a thing in front of him, how little did he do?

In front of him, he dared to swallow so quickly. If he left, who knows how to comfort himself tonight with the little dog who has no self-control ability and can spend the sky.

Jiang Xuanling used to think that it didn't matter if the little apprentice played with those dead things, as long as he was happy.

Now I feel that even some dead things will not work.

Thinking about it this way, Jiang Xuanling put on a cold face, and raised his hand to snatch the bitter gourd from Li Mingjue's hand, and was shattered by luck.

Li Mingjue was puzzled, he didn't even have the last bit of happiness, so he raised his eyes with tearful eyes and called out: "Master..."

"I'll make another rule for you. From today on, you are not allowed to use any dead things to do that kind of thing."

Can't use dead things?

Fuck, Master meant to let him find some living creatures, right?

This, this... From a physical point of view, Li Mingjue can do a hundred, but from a psychological point of view... there seems to be no problem.

Jiang Xuanling seemed to be aware of Li Mingjue's thoughts in an instant, and suddenly raised his hand to pinch his chin, forcing him to look up at him, and said word by word: "Live, more, no, okay!"

"That hand..."

"Except for being a teacher, no one can do it, not even your own!"

Jiang Xuanling said so, very unreasonably, he took off a jade hairpin from his crown, and pushed it towards Li Mingjue, then twisted his fingertips, and cast a magic spell.

In this way, just now, the red mud swamp, which was still squirming endlessly, suddenly calmed down, as if nothing happened just now.

Li Mingjue was amazed that the master still had this trick, which was even better than the cleansing technique, but soon, he found to his distress that his body was clean on the outside, but it was a mess on the inside.

It is more difficult to describe in words than before.

"Okay, put on your clothes and go out with the teacher. I want to see what they want to do."

Jiang Xuanling couldn't help saying that he dressed Li Mingjue neatly from head to tail, seeing that his eyes were still secretly glancing at the bitter gourd in the vegetable basket on the stove.

Frowning, he tapped his forehead gently with two fingers curled.

Li Mingjue immediately covered his head with his hands in pain, and said with aggrieved face: "Master, why did you hit me? Didn't I just take a look? I didn't do anything."

"You are not allowed to look at it. For a person like you who has poor self-control ability, just one glance is enough for you to break the precept."

Li Mingjue: "..."

Damn it, is Master the roundworm in his stomach?Otherwise, why do you know him so well?

Originally, he wanted to bite the bullet and argue, but the upper mouth just opened, and the lower one started to move. The jade hairpin is not big, but it is very fast and violent.

Almost overwhelmed, he fell to his knees.

Fortunately, Jiang Xuanling helped him from the side, and warned him with a smile that was not a smile: "Mingjue, you have to think about it before you answer, don't make a fool of yourself in front of your brothers, now you are the Taoist of this seat. Couple, their mistresses are now elders. You must act like a teacher in front of juniors, do you understand?"

Li Mingjue: "..."

Li Mingjue: "..."

Li Mingjue: "..."

Why didn't he realize before that Master is so dark-bellied?

What's the deal with giving him a whole hosta?

Is this kind of gameplay popular among famous and decent sects these days?

Master was clearly taking his words and gagging him.

Li Mingjue secretly regretted why he gave up so many interesting dead things for a bitter gourd.

This deal is really not worth it!

"Jiang Xuanling! Come out if you have the ability, you and I will fight for [-] rounds! Whoever wins, Li Mingjue will belong to him! I don't mind if he has a child in his womb, as long as he is willing to be with me, I will agree to anything!"

The little devil was drunk and shouted outside.

When Gu Chuxian heard this, he took off his boots and threw it on him, cursing: "Why are you? Why is Li Mingjue with you? He is pregnant with Master's child, why should he go with you? Let alone Li Mingjue , even a dog on the mountain will never go with you!"

"Why can't he go with me? As long as he nods, I'll take him away immediately! What's so great about being a decent family, what's so great about Jiang Xuanling, isn't he also broken by the ruthless way?"

As he said that, the little devil also took off his boot and threw it on his head.

Lin Jingyan grabbed the other with each hand, and was sandwiched between the two of them half-dead, trying to persuade one and the other, almost crying.

"Okay, stop talking, you are drunk, I will take you to sober up."

Gu Chuxian immediately said: "I'm not drunk! I'm very sober! I just hate Li Mingjue, I hate him for taking away the master, I hate him to death!"

"If you dare to say anything about Li Mingjue, do you believe that I will kill you?" The little devil threw away his two boots, stood barefoot on the ground, and said angrily, "What's wrong with Mingjue? He's better than you." There are too many! I really wonder if my father's brain is sick, how could he fall in love with you?"

"Your father is sick in his head, you are sick too, and your whole family is sick! Go to hell!"

"Go to hell!"

"You are going to die!"

As soon as Li Mingjue came out, he saw two people wrestling with each other in front of him. Lin Jingyan was pulling this one, pulling that one, and was about to cry beside him.

Seeing that the master finally came out, Lin Jingyan cried with a "wow", wiped his tears and cried out: "Master! I can't pull them away, I can't pull them away!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Li Mingjue: "..."

The two of them thought of one word at the same time with a tacit understanding: Shimen is unlucky.