Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

"I'll kill you bitch! It's because of you that Li Mingjue became what he is now!"

While tugging on the little devil's collar and wrestling, Gu Chuxian got a few fists on the corner of his lips, and blood flowed out. Taking advantage of the alcohol, even his usual dignity and dignity were fed to the dogs.

Now even if a brick was thrown into his hand casually, he would not hesitate to smash it on the head of the little devil.

Throwing this ungrateful grandson to death and pulling him down!

"Damn! What do you think Jiang Xuanling is good for? What kind of ruthless Dao does he cultivate? Isn't he abducting young apprentices in private, and doing that kind of thing in the wilderness? How can he be so fierce? Not happy? It's clear that I'm happy to the extreme!"

The little devil's speech has always been unpleasant, and when he mentioned that matter, his mouth was full of unsavory obscene words, and he didn't know if he was confused from drinking or angry.

He didn't even look at what occasion it was, whether there was anyone nearby, and yelled with a gong-like voice, "Jiang Xuanling is a teacher in vain! Don't look at him as a dog in ordinary times, but in private The disciples are entangled, tied up people in the wilderness and slammed the grass on the tree trunks, and... oh!"

The voice stopped abruptly.

Li Mingjue was so terrified when he heard that, he wanted to grab a handful of mud and stuff it into the little devil's mouth, so he would say all sorts of nonsense.

Unexpectedly, the master was faster than him, and cast a spell on the little devil with one hand seal, and the stinky mouth that was chattering and cursing just now became silent.

Seeing this, Gu Chuxian immediately pinned him down, raised his knee and slammed the little devil's stomach a few times, angrily said: "I let you talk nonsense! I let you spoil Li Mingjue! It's all your fault, it's all yours!" It's your fault! Li Mingjue was so stupid and taciturn in the past, it's all your fault that you led him into trouble!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Li Mingjue: "...Damn it."

Lin Jingyan cried and said: "Yes, beat him to death, beat him to death! It's all his fault! Mingjue was not like this before, but Mingjue was obedient before. Other disciples on the mountain bullied him, teased him, and teased him to kneel down and learn The dog barked, Mingjue thought that others were playing with him, but now... it's all the little devil's fault!"

"I'll kill you bastard! Who told you to come to Tianxuan Mountain? Who allowed you to come? Your father is an old beast, you are a small beast, and your uncle... you three are a nest of snakes and rats. , not a good thing at all!"

Gu Chuxian cursed more and more vigorously, entangled with the little devil and rolled all over the ground, you punched me, I kicked you, the beating was in full swing, Lin Jingyan didn't hold back, just sat on the ground and cried.

How should I put it, Li Mingjue has seen women fighting on the street before, just pulling their hair and tearing their clothes, almost like this.

What the hell, what kind of fake wine did you have to drink to drink these three treasures like this.

You can't drink it dry just because you are heartbroken, but even a whole plate of cucumbers in peanut sauce won't be able to drink like this.

"Brother Lin, stop crying, I'm not dead yet, come on, you are the most obedient, you get up first."

Li Mingjue weighed the pros and cons, and finally decided to go over to help Lin Jingyan get up, and let the two treasures wrestle on the ground like mad dogs.

Unexpectedly, Lin Jingyan not only refused to get up, but also hugged his leg, opened his mouth and howled: "Mingjue! Mingjue! You can't change, you can't change! Brother still likes you the way you are, Mingjue! It's all bad for the seniors, who haven't taken good care of you these years, and haven't taught you well for the master, so that you can't even tell whether you are a man or a woman!"

Li Mingjue: "..."

You don't have to.

He is still very clear about whether he is a man or a woman.

Didn't he just have a child?What's the matter?

Is it possible that women are born to wash, cook and have children at home?Why can't men give birth?

Clothes are just a tool to hide his shame, as long as he is comfortable and happy to wear, what's the matter with wearing a skirt occasionally, what's the matter? !

He didn't wear it out to show off, but he just wore it in private... Isn't there a saying that a woman looks like a man who pleases himself, why can't a man look like a man who pleases himself?

"Brother, I haven't changed, I'm still the boy I was back then!"

Li Mingjue's belly was as big as a basket, and it was inconvenient to squat down. The feeling of being hugged by Lin Jingyan's thigh and crying for mourning was really not good.

Fearing that Lin Jingyan would be beaten up by Jiang Xuanling, Li Mingjue turned his head and said to Jiang Xuanling eccentrically: "Master, tie up those two bastards on the ground, and let Senior Brother Lin take care of me, nothing will go wrong!"

Jiang Xuanling looked at him intently, nodded and said a good word.

Li Mingjue thought for a while, and then instructed: "Master! Bind them separately, these two treasures will fight if they are combined together."

Afterwards, he lowered his head and patted Lin Jingyan's shoulder again, persuading him like a mother-in-law: "Senior brother, don't cry, you cry like your own mother died, I thought, this is not enough, right? "

"Woooooo."

"Senior brother, how much did you drink? How much did you drink like this?" Li Mingjue asked him with a sad face, "Are you really drinking, and you don't know what the two dishes are? Have you paid for the wine? Don't eat other people's overlord meal." stop?"

Lin Jingyan refused to let go, hugged him and cried wildly: "Mingjue! You were dark and thin when you were young, and when you started crying, you started to spit your nose and blisters. Master thinks you are dirty, let me take you down and wash it well, Why didn't you tell senior brother that you like men?"

"..."

If the real Li Mingjue is still alive, and sees Lin Jingyan crying for him, making trouble for him, and banging against the wall for him.I don't know if I will shed tears of relief.

And forgive the pain when Wan Jian returned to the sect, and forgive these sins.

Li Mingjue was a little confused, he had "changed", Senior Brother Lin cried and begged him not to change.Say you like him the way he is.

Then since he likes his original clumsiness, why in the original text, he and the other two senior brothers killed the little junior brother?

To this day, Li Mingjue is still a little confused, why he was made to wear a fake book, and let his buttocks be pouting by the master of the stove so that he was pregnant.

Maybe this is a person's fate.Li Mingjue thought sadly.

In fact...it doesn't matter, the main thing is to stick your ass to the master's grass, it's really happy.

"Master," Li Mingjue raised his head and saw that the two treasures had been separated and tied tightly. He said distressedly: "Why don't you tie up Brother Lin too? I'll make another cloth and cover his mouth as well." .”

Jiang Xuanling turned to look at him: "Huh?"

"Brother Lin kept talking about my childhood, he said I used to be ugly!"

Jiang Xuanling: "He was talking drunk."

"As the saying goes, one speaks the truth after drinking."

"...just gag him."

In this way, Li Mingjue tied up Lin Jingyan logically, then opened his mouth, and stuffed the cloth into it.

Afterwards, he looked up and saw that it was getting dark, so he stretched himself, and Li Mingjue said again: "Master, I'm sleepy. Let's talk about it after dawn. Let's sleep for a while, okay?"

Jiang Xuanling shook his head: "We must force them to drink hangover soup, look at this, if they don't drink hangover soup, they will be drunk for days and nights."

When Li Mingjue heard that he was going to be drunk for such a long time, he couldn't help shaking his head, and thought to himself, there are thousands of words in the world, and love words hurt people the most.

Unexpectedly, one day, the seniors will also suffer from the pain of love.

Glancing out of the corner of the eye, Li Mingjue saw a strong clothesline in the yard.So he suggested: "Master, wouldn't it be better to hang the three of them upside down, empty their stomachs first, spit it out, and then pour hangover soup?"

Jiang Xuanling: "...you want them to die, there are many ways, why choose this one?"

"Then I don't want to solve problems for Master?" Li Mingjue walked forward with his stomach in his hands, and shook Jiang Xuanling's hand, "Master, Master, good Master, it's almost dawn , did your old man forget about me? You can't take out the jade hairpin first?"

Jiang Xuanling ignored him, raised his hand and pinched Li Mingjue's face, and said with a half-smile: "What are you in such a hurry for? Keep it up for a while, isn't something made of jade better than that long melon? Jade can generate heat and nourish your body, so you can live well." on."

Afterwards, he turned and went back to the kitchen to cook Nao Shizi's hangover soup.

Li Mingjue was left alone under the moon with his face full of anxiety.

He was so angry that he found a branch, pointed at the three people with hatred and scolded: "I told you what to order! Go out and get drunk and fight because of this! Do you know how much I have been delayed because of your immature behavior!"

"Mingjue!" Jiang Xuanling's voice came from the kitchen, "Don't take the opportunity to bully others."

"Hmph! Master is good or bad! Obviously they bullied me."

If he can be so obedient, then he is not Li Mingjue.He threw away the branch, went to the kitchen door again, and pulled the door panel with both hands, seeing that Master was busy.

Like a little sheep, it bleats.

Jiang Xuanling didn't even lift his head and said: "If you dare to learn again, you will be locked up in the sheepfold tomorrow."

"Baa baa, baa baa, baa baa!"

Li Mingjue has always been as brave as an ox, relying on the fact that he is now pregnant with a child, that is called a head of iron, he tramples on Jiang Xuanling's bottom line repeatedly, and specifically confronts him, hoping to attract the master's full attention.

Jiang Xuanling raised his head in response, glanced at him with the look of "this kid's skin should really be loosened", and said with a half-smile, "Then just wait."

"Master, you can't treat me like this!" Li Mingjue scratched the wall angrily, gnashed his teeth and said, "Master obviously wants it too, why do you hold back?"

"Your self-control is getting worse."

After Jiang Xuanling finished speaking, he ignored him and continued to work in the kitchen.

"Hmph." Li Mingjue simply walked in, leaned against Jiang Xuanling's side, knelt on the ground, grabbed his belt with both hands, and said with a straight face: "Then let me see how good the master's self-control ability is." .”

Jiang Xuanling: "I'm making hangover soup for my teacher."

"Fuck, I didn't hold your hand, so I won't let you do it. You do what you do, and I eat mine. We have nothing to do with each other."

Li Mingjue untied the annoying belt, and as soon as he spoke, something popped out and hit him in the face.