Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan
Chapter 257 Look at my slap
"Mingjue! Not seeing each other in a day is like three autumns! I miss you so much!"
Jiang Xuanling happened to be chasing him from behind, kicked him out, and said coldly: "You are already a demon king now, you still have to respect yourself!"
Poor Yan Li was kicked out like a kite with a broken string, smashed the window, and plunged into the river.
Li Mingjue seemed a little worried, and chased after a few steps: "Master, you just need to know that little lunatic Yan Li, why do you want to kick him? It hurts Master's foot, what should I do?"
After catching up to the deck on the other side, I saw bubbling and bubbling bubbles in the dark river water. Yan Li was wet all over, and he was pulling the hull with both hands. Under the moonlight, his face was pale and pale, as if he was In the wine pool and meat forest, it seems to have been soaked for half a month.
Li Mingjue asked him in astonishment: "I said, Lord Demon Monarch, what are you doing in the world? You're soaking in the fireworks and willow alley again. You're doing nothing serious all day long? The Demon Realm is under your rule. Will there be civil strife?"
Like a goldfish, Yan Li spat out the river water, seemed a little sober, and said with a smile: "Mingjue, I'm so glad to meet you here, thank you for caring about me so much, don't worry, the devil world is not There will be civil turmoil, and if there is civil turmoil, you will help me, right?"
"Who cares about you? I'm a pitiful mortal who was ruined by you. Can they be compared with the demons? Don't toss people."
"No, I just torment people to death." Yan Li said boldly.
Li Mingjue: "..."
Jiang Xuanling behind him: "..."
Yan Li laughed again: "Mingjue, I've had too much alcohol, I can't come up anymore, give me a hand, okay?"
Li Mingjue thought for a while, then slapped him, and asked seriously: "Do you think my palm is big? Covering your face, will it disfigure you?"
"Mingjue is so good. Knowing that I am cold now, you are willing to take the initiative to cover my face for me. How kind of you."
Li Mingjue: "..."
Not communicating with fools is his consistent principle of doing things.
"Okay, I'll pull you up, you wait..."
Li Mingjue turned around, thinking about how to smash Yan Li's head to the bottom of the river to drink water, when he passed an oar from the side.
Jiang Xuanling said, "Here you are."
Li Mingjue also said very politely: "Thank you."
Jiang Xuanling replied to him more politely: "No thanks."
In this way, Li Mingjue took over the oar, pressed Yan Li's shoulder hard, and pounded him into the water, cursing at the same time: "You are going to die! Before Xiaojing was born, you fucking ran to Fireworks Willow Lane Get drunk! Still playing with those divas, are you worthy of Xiaojing? Are you worthy of him?"
Jiang Xuanling pretended not to see it, and turned his head away with his hands behind his back.Not killing Yan Li is already his greatest tolerance.
Having such a dear father will not do any good to Li Mingjue.The Mozu people have always had no propriety, righteousness and shame. Brothers of the same mother can have sex together, and father and son can abound.
What's more, Yan Li, who is a demon king.
"You're pissing me off!"
Li Mingjue was tired of cursing, and when Yan Li poked his head out of the water again, he simply pulled him up with a paddle.
Yan Licai's first words when he came up were: "Mingjue, you are so kind to me, you not only sobered me up, but also pulled me up."
He raised his hand to stroke his wet forehead hair, and then extended his hand to Li Mingjue.
"Mingjue, pull me up, my legs are numb."
"I believe you?"
Li Mingjue opened Yan Li's hand with his backhand, stepped back a few steps, folded his arms around his chest, and said with a sneer, "If it weren't for the sake of our acquaintance, I really don't want to save you. You are still a dignified devil now, why? Are you still running around the world to have fun? Isn’t it big enough for the Demon Lord to be free in such a big demon world?”
Yan Li took his hand back, looking a little lonely, and soon he raised his head again, and said with a resentful smile: "The space in the huge demon world is too cold, and the world is lively, so I had to come to the world to drink... I didn't do anything bad After all, these painting boats are also open for business, and I took care of their business, and I didn't lose money. Instead, it's you two..."
As soon as the conversation changed, Yan Li got up, adjusted his clothes a bit, looked back and forth at the two people in front of him, and said in confusion: "You are not staying in Tianxuan Mountain, what are you doing in the world? Why are you here in the fireworks and willow alley..."
"Don't get me wrong, we just came to the world to play, and we came here by accident. We were resting in the room. Look there—"
Li Mingjue raised his hand and pointed to the inn by the river, and asked Yan Li, "Did you see anything?"
Yan Li looked in the direction of his finger, and said frankly: "It's a guest room, but there is no window."
"That's right, there used to be a window, but it was done by some turtle grandson. A dead pig was thrown there, and the window was smashed."
Yan Li thought hard, and always felt that the "grandson of the turtle" in Li Mingjue's mouth was referring to himself.
Because not long ago, when he was sitting alone in the corner of the cabin drinking, a dead pig with no eyes came over to tease him, not only teased him with words, but also moved money into his collar.
Yan Li was very impatient and knocked him flying with a single palm.Who would have thought that by mistake, the window of the room where Li Mingjue was staying was smashed to pieces.
This may be the so-called fate.
Yan Li couldn't help but sighed with emotion: "It can be seen from this that you and I are destined to be very close."
"No, no, it can be seen from this that you and I are not enemies and don't get together. I really killed and set fire in my previous life, and I met you in this life."
Li Mingjue shook his legs rascally, pinched his waist with one hand, and stretched out his other hand towards Yan Li, ripping off the bar in a vicious voice.
"You smashed the window, so naturally you should pay for it. Take the money."
Seeing this, Yan Li took out a money bag from his sleeve, took out a night pearl from it, and put it in Li Mingjue's hand.
Li Mingjue glanced at it, and couldn't help feeling secretly.Children from rich families are different from their mothers, they always bring Ye Mingzhu with them when they come out to play.
I don't know how many years old mussels have matured, but they can actually produce such a big night pearl, which is like an egg, and it is very heavy in the hand.
Li Mingjue took a peek at Yan Li's purse, which was still bulging, and then said viciously: "Not enough——"
"Not enough?" Yan Li pointed to the dilapidated window, "Is that made of gold? Why isn't one night pearl enough?"
"Not enough is not enough, otherwise, let's find someone to judge it?"
Yan Lijiu didn't wake up completely, so his mind was still a little confused, he nodded and said: "Okay, you can find it."
"Then—" Li Mingjue wandered around pretendingly, and suddenly grabbed Jiang Xuanling, and said with a smile: "This young master looks very reliable, so he's the one to take care of."
Yan Li: "...Don't you guys know each other?"
"I don't know you." Li Mingjue spread his arms and asked Jiang Xuanling again, "Young master, do you know me?"
Jiang Xuanling glanced at him, then shook his head very seriously: "I don't know."
"You see, he also said that he doesn't know me."
Li Mingjue became a rascal, and asked Jiang Xuanling, "Young Master, tell me a word of conscience, is this night pearl the size of an egg enough to pay for that window?"
Jiang Xuanling said very conscientiously, "Not enough."
"Look, I can't even say enough about this young master." Li Mingjue stretched out his hand again, "Give me some more?"
Yan Li also laughed, threw the money bag into Li Mingjue's arms, and said bluntly: "Even if I don't have money on me, if I want to have fun in Fireworks and Willow Lane, it's easy as pie."
Li Mingjue frowned: "You want to prostitute for nothing?"
"With my appearance, no matter where I go, someone will naturally give me money."
Li Mingjue: "..."
Jiang Xuanling: "..."
"However——if you feel that the compensation is not enough, why don't you go back to the Demon Realm with me?" Yan Li changed the subject, stepped forward to pull Li Mingjue's hand, but was blocked by Jiang Xuanling, and said without giving up: "Mingjue, If you are willing to go back to the Demon Realm with me, I am willing to change my mind and start a new life."
Li Mingjue: "..."
If you can believe his words, then Qingtian Bairi has seen a ghost.
He went with Yan Li only after he couldn't keep his front feet, but he was imprisoned on his back feet.Yan Li has never had a moral bottom line.
Li Mingjue looked up at the sky, and saw that the sky was almost bright, and taking Yan Li with him was simply a burden, affecting the two people's sweet double cultivation.
So together with Jiang Xuanling, they prepared to leave this place.
Unexpectedly, Yan Li suddenly counted with his fingers, and his face suddenly changed.
Li Mingjue asked a lot: "What's wrong with you?"
"Xiao Jing has come to the world!"
Before the words fell, Yan Li turned around and disappeared in place.
Li Mingjue and Jiang Xuanling looked at each other, and he asked: "Master, tell me, will the little devil do anything to a newborn child?"
Jiang Xuanling also felt that Yan Li had no humanity, so he directly said the word "chasing".
The two followed Yan Li's direction and chased after him.
As soon as he landed, he heard the cry of the baby, the door opened wide, and the servants fell all over the place outside.
Li Mingjue couldn't scream, so he hurriedly chased into the house, facing a strong smell of blood, Yan Li was standing in front of the bed, holding a newborn baby in his arms, and the mother was lying unconscious on the bed.
"Stop! What are you doing to the child!"
Yan Li said: "I won't do anything to him, he's still so young - I just want to hug him."
Carefully holding the child in his arms, Yan Li said emotionally: "It turns out that Xiao Jing looked like this when he was born, so cute."
Li Mingjue glanced at it, and thought it was so cute, just like his own daughter.
But no matter how cute the child is, coming here to disturb the peace of the child will only bring disaster to the child.
Li Mingjue was about to persuade him earnestly, but Yan Li took the first step and interrupted: "You don't need to persuade him, I know it all. I will hug him this time, and I will never appear in front of him again. He will be like a man in this life." Just like ordinary people, marry a wife and have children, and the house is full of children and grandchildren."
Saying that, Yan Li lowered his head and kissed the child's forehead, then reluctantly put the child on the bed.
"I decided to go into seclusion. After 30 to [-] years, I will leave the seclusion. Maybe I will let go of everything."
"It's just that, before retreating, I'm still worried about Xiaojing. Please, please watch him grow up for me, and don't teach others to bully him."
Li Mingjue nodded and agreed one by one, thinking that if Yan Li retreated, the world of comprehension would be peaceful.
Jiang Xuanling happened to be chasing him from behind, kicked him out, and said coldly: "You are already a demon king now, you still have to respect yourself!"
Poor Yan Li was kicked out like a kite with a broken string, smashed the window, and plunged into the river.
Li Mingjue seemed a little worried, and chased after a few steps: "Master, you just need to know that little lunatic Yan Li, why do you want to kick him? It hurts Master's foot, what should I do?"
After catching up to the deck on the other side, I saw bubbling and bubbling bubbles in the dark river water. Yan Li was wet all over, and he was pulling the hull with both hands. Under the moonlight, his face was pale and pale, as if he was In the wine pool and meat forest, it seems to have been soaked for half a month.
Li Mingjue asked him in astonishment: "I said, Lord Demon Monarch, what are you doing in the world? You're soaking in the fireworks and willow alley again. You're doing nothing serious all day long? The Demon Realm is under your rule. Will there be civil strife?"
Like a goldfish, Yan Li spat out the river water, seemed a little sober, and said with a smile: "Mingjue, I'm so glad to meet you here, thank you for caring about me so much, don't worry, the devil world is not There will be civil turmoil, and if there is civil turmoil, you will help me, right?"
"Who cares about you? I'm a pitiful mortal who was ruined by you. Can they be compared with the demons? Don't toss people."
"No, I just torment people to death." Yan Li said boldly.
Li Mingjue: "..."
Jiang Xuanling behind him: "..."
Yan Li laughed again: "Mingjue, I've had too much alcohol, I can't come up anymore, give me a hand, okay?"
Li Mingjue thought for a while, then slapped him, and asked seriously: "Do you think my palm is big? Covering your face, will it disfigure you?"
"Mingjue is so good. Knowing that I am cold now, you are willing to take the initiative to cover my face for me. How kind of you."
Li Mingjue: "..."
Not communicating with fools is his consistent principle of doing things.
"Okay, I'll pull you up, you wait..."
Li Mingjue turned around, thinking about how to smash Yan Li's head to the bottom of the river to drink water, when he passed an oar from the side.
Jiang Xuanling said, "Here you are."
Li Mingjue also said very politely: "Thank you."
Jiang Xuanling replied to him more politely: "No thanks."
In this way, Li Mingjue took over the oar, pressed Yan Li's shoulder hard, and pounded him into the water, cursing at the same time: "You are going to die! Before Xiaojing was born, you fucking ran to Fireworks Willow Lane Get drunk! Still playing with those divas, are you worthy of Xiaojing? Are you worthy of him?"
Jiang Xuanling pretended not to see it, and turned his head away with his hands behind his back.Not killing Yan Li is already his greatest tolerance.
Having such a dear father will not do any good to Li Mingjue.The Mozu people have always had no propriety, righteousness and shame. Brothers of the same mother can have sex together, and father and son can abound.
What's more, Yan Li, who is a demon king.
"You're pissing me off!"
Li Mingjue was tired of cursing, and when Yan Li poked his head out of the water again, he simply pulled him up with a paddle.
Yan Licai's first words when he came up were: "Mingjue, you are so kind to me, you not only sobered me up, but also pulled me up."
He raised his hand to stroke his wet forehead hair, and then extended his hand to Li Mingjue.
"Mingjue, pull me up, my legs are numb."
"I believe you?"
Li Mingjue opened Yan Li's hand with his backhand, stepped back a few steps, folded his arms around his chest, and said with a sneer, "If it weren't for the sake of our acquaintance, I really don't want to save you. You are still a dignified devil now, why? Are you still running around the world to have fun? Isn’t it big enough for the Demon Lord to be free in such a big demon world?”
Yan Li took his hand back, looking a little lonely, and soon he raised his head again, and said with a resentful smile: "The space in the huge demon world is too cold, and the world is lively, so I had to come to the world to drink... I didn't do anything bad After all, these painting boats are also open for business, and I took care of their business, and I didn't lose money. Instead, it's you two..."
As soon as the conversation changed, Yan Li got up, adjusted his clothes a bit, looked back and forth at the two people in front of him, and said in confusion: "You are not staying in Tianxuan Mountain, what are you doing in the world? Why are you here in the fireworks and willow alley..."
"Don't get me wrong, we just came to the world to play, and we came here by accident. We were resting in the room. Look there—"
Li Mingjue raised his hand and pointed to the inn by the river, and asked Yan Li, "Did you see anything?"
Yan Li looked in the direction of his finger, and said frankly: "It's a guest room, but there is no window."
"That's right, there used to be a window, but it was done by some turtle grandson. A dead pig was thrown there, and the window was smashed."
Yan Li thought hard, and always felt that the "grandson of the turtle" in Li Mingjue's mouth was referring to himself.
Because not long ago, when he was sitting alone in the corner of the cabin drinking, a dead pig with no eyes came over to tease him, not only teased him with words, but also moved money into his collar.
Yan Li was very impatient and knocked him flying with a single palm.Who would have thought that by mistake, the window of the room where Li Mingjue was staying was smashed to pieces.
This may be the so-called fate.
Yan Li couldn't help but sighed with emotion: "It can be seen from this that you and I are destined to be very close."
"No, no, it can be seen from this that you and I are not enemies and don't get together. I really killed and set fire in my previous life, and I met you in this life."
Li Mingjue shook his legs rascally, pinched his waist with one hand, and stretched out his other hand towards Yan Li, ripping off the bar in a vicious voice.
"You smashed the window, so naturally you should pay for it. Take the money."
Seeing this, Yan Li took out a money bag from his sleeve, took out a night pearl from it, and put it in Li Mingjue's hand.
Li Mingjue glanced at it, and couldn't help feeling secretly.Children from rich families are different from their mothers, they always bring Ye Mingzhu with them when they come out to play.
I don't know how many years old mussels have matured, but they can actually produce such a big night pearl, which is like an egg, and it is very heavy in the hand.
Li Mingjue took a peek at Yan Li's purse, which was still bulging, and then said viciously: "Not enough——"
"Not enough?" Yan Li pointed to the dilapidated window, "Is that made of gold? Why isn't one night pearl enough?"
"Not enough is not enough, otherwise, let's find someone to judge it?"
Yan Lijiu didn't wake up completely, so his mind was still a little confused, he nodded and said: "Okay, you can find it."
"Then—" Li Mingjue wandered around pretendingly, and suddenly grabbed Jiang Xuanling, and said with a smile: "This young master looks very reliable, so he's the one to take care of."
Yan Li: "...Don't you guys know each other?"
"I don't know you." Li Mingjue spread his arms and asked Jiang Xuanling again, "Young master, do you know me?"
Jiang Xuanling glanced at him, then shook his head very seriously: "I don't know."
"You see, he also said that he doesn't know me."
Li Mingjue became a rascal, and asked Jiang Xuanling, "Young Master, tell me a word of conscience, is this night pearl the size of an egg enough to pay for that window?"
Jiang Xuanling said very conscientiously, "Not enough."
"Look, I can't even say enough about this young master." Li Mingjue stretched out his hand again, "Give me some more?"
Yan Li also laughed, threw the money bag into Li Mingjue's arms, and said bluntly: "Even if I don't have money on me, if I want to have fun in Fireworks and Willow Lane, it's easy as pie."
Li Mingjue frowned: "You want to prostitute for nothing?"
"With my appearance, no matter where I go, someone will naturally give me money."
Li Mingjue: "..."
Jiang Xuanling: "..."
"However——if you feel that the compensation is not enough, why don't you go back to the Demon Realm with me?" Yan Li changed the subject, stepped forward to pull Li Mingjue's hand, but was blocked by Jiang Xuanling, and said without giving up: "Mingjue, If you are willing to go back to the Demon Realm with me, I am willing to change my mind and start a new life."
Li Mingjue: "..."
If you can believe his words, then Qingtian Bairi has seen a ghost.
He went with Yan Li only after he couldn't keep his front feet, but he was imprisoned on his back feet.Yan Li has never had a moral bottom line.
Li Mingjue looked up at the sky, and saw that the sky was almost bright, and taking Yan Li with him was simply a burden, affecting the two people's sweet double cultivation.
So together with Jiang Xuanling, they prepared to leave this place.
Unexpectedly, Yan Li suddenly counted with his fingers, and his face suddenly changed.
Li Mingjue asked a lot: "What's wrong with you?"
"Xiao Jing has come to the world!"
Before the words fell, Yan Li turned around and disappeared in place.
Li Mingjue and Jiang Xuanling looked at each other, and he asked: "Master, tell me, will the little devil do anything to a newborn child?"
Jiang Xuanling also felt that Yan Li had no humanity, so he directly said the word "chasing".
The two followed Yan Li's direction and chased after him.
As soon as he landed, he heard the cry of the baby, the door opened wide, and the servants fell all over the place outside.
Li Mingjue couldn't scream, so he hurriedly chased into the house, facing a strong smell of blood, Yan Li was standing in front of the bed, holding a newborn baby in his arms, and the mother was lying unconscious on the bed.
"Stop! What are you doing to the child!"
Yan Li said: "I won't do anything to him, he's still so young - I just want to hug him."
Carefully holding the child in his arms, Yan Li said emotionally: "It turns out that Xiao Jing looked like this when he was born, so cute."
Li Mingjue glanced at it, and thought it was so cute, just like his own daughter.
But no matter how cute the child is, coming here to disturb the peace of the child will only bring disaster to the child.
Li Mingjue was about to persuade him earnestly, but Yan Li took the first step and interrupted: "You don't need to persuade him, I know it all. I will hug him this time, and I will never appear in front of him again. He will be like a man in this life." Just like ordinary people, marry a wife and have children, and the house is full of children and grandchildren."
Saying that, Yan Li lowered his head and kissed the child's forehead, then reluctantly put the child on the bed.
"I decided to go into seclusion. After 30 to [-] years, I will leave the seclusion. Maybe I will let go of everything."
"It's just that, before retreating, I'm still worried about Xiaojing. Please, please watch him grow up for me, and don't teach others to bully him."
Li Mingjue nodded and agreed one by one, thinking that if Yan Li retreated, the world of comprehension would be peaceful.
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