Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan
Chapter 258 Mingjue and Shizun Eat Noodles Together
Yan Li kept his word this time—mainly because Jiang Xuanling was watching from the side—after kissing and hugging Xiao Jing, he really returned to the Demon Realm.
Said it was closed.Before leaving, he was still thinking about leaving some gifts for Xiaojing. As he spoke, he began to tear off his clothes in front of everyone, trying to gouge out a rib.
Grind the file, make a hole, and tie a red string to the child's feet, saying that it can ward off evil spirits.
Li Mingjue was terrified, it's not fun to give gifts these days, it's so creepy, it's not a dog's teeth, wearing a red string on the body to ward off evil spirits.
If you turn around and scare people, how do you make it happen?
However, Yan Li made up his mind that he must give Xiao Jing some gift, and under pushing and shoving with Li Mingjue, he clicked and snapped off his little finger.
In Yan Li's palm, the skin and flesh dissipated at a speed visible to the naked eye, leaving behind a piece of white bone.
Yan Li's complexion was a little pale, it can be seen that severed fingers are not as simple as a haircut for the demons, the pain must still be very painful.
He didn't care much about his severed hand. After tying the little finger bone with a red thread, he tied it around the baby's ankle with his own hands. Then he said that he wanted to give the baby a name that would give him a long life.
Li Mingjue asked, "What's the name?"
Yan Li said: "Just tell him to live a long life, do you think it sounds good?"
For Yan Li's aesthetics, Li Mingjue has always been reluctant to agree, so he cast his eyes on Jiang Xuanling for help.
Jiang Xuanling calculated a hexagram casually, looked at the hexagram and pondered for a moment, and then said: "Let's call it Chang'an, this name is better."
After hearing this, Yan Li quit immediately, and said very annoyedly: "Why do you call him Chang'an?! I insisted on giving him a long life, a long life of a hundred years! Grandmaster Jiang is in charge of heaven and earth , and take care of my family affairs?"
Before Jiang Xuanling could speak, Li Mingjue blinked and said, "But, I also think the name Chang'an sounds better."
"...Actually, if you think about it carefully, Chang'an sounds nice, so let's call it Chang'an."
Yan Li seemed to have some serious illness in his mind, seeing that Li Mingjue spoke up, he readily compromised.
After that, he kissed the child again, turned around and left the place.
The domestic servants who were knocked out by Yan Li also woke up one after another, and a woman's scream quickly broke the silence around them.
The midwives and a group of old mothers rushed in, yelling loudly, and a thief broke into the house.
Li Mingjue suddenly felt extremely embarrassed. In order not to be regarded as a gangster, he had no choice but to say with a righteous face: "Everyone, the gangster just now has been driven away by the two of us. To be honest, the two of us are monks who have attained the Tao. When I met this place on the way, I saw the golden clouds clustered in the sky above your mansion, and I knew that there was Ziwei Star descending into the world, and it was just as soon as it landed, it really is!"
Pointing to the child in his arms, he made it up: "This child is Ziwei Xingjun from the sky. He came here to practice in this world because of the catastrophe. If he treats this child well, he will surely benefit immeasurably."
Hearing this, the old man of the family was very pleased, and when he looked at the appearance of the two of them, he felt that they were born with such good looks, and they must not be bad people because they beat off the "bad guy" just now.
Then he hurriedly asked the servants to put down their stuff, and the master said: "To be honest, my wife and I are childhood sweethearts. We have made a marriage contract since we were young, and we have been married for several years. We have seen many famous doctors, but my wife's stomach is full of blood. It’s not big. Maybe it’s because I went to Guanyin Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha, so I had this child.”
Upon hearing this, Li Mingjue immediately interjected: "Yes, this is the blessing of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it is also the good relationship you have formed in your daily life. If you accumulate merits and virtues in the future, your home will be safe and your children will prosper."
After a pause, he kindly pointed to the small bone worn on the child's ankle, and said solemnly: "This is a magic weapon of the Taoist sect, it can keep the child safe, and it must not be taken off."
The old man was puzzled and said: "Isn't it that this child is Ziwei Xing who came into the world, why should he wear a magic weapon?"
Li Mingjue: "The secrets of heaven must not be leaked. If you are not afraid of the five thunders, then your ears should come closer, and I will tell you."
In this way, the master waved his hands again and again, not daring to ask any more questions.
After Xiaojing was placed, the big and small settled a concern. When leaving, Li Mingjue said with emotion: "Seeing Xiaojing is like seeing Xiao Saner. I don't know if the children are on the mountain. Are they covered at night?" Quilt."
Jiang Xuanling said: "Why not go back to Tianxuan Mountain tonight?"
When it comes to going back to the mountain, that's not acceptable. It's agreed to come out and play happily for a few months, and it's only been a few days. Of course, we can't go back so early.
After tossing and tossing all night, Li Mingjue dragged Jiang Xuanling to a noodle restaurant on the side of the road for dinner.
He ordered two bowls of beef noodles, and then sat and waited impatiently.
While waiting for the meeting, he still didn't forget to hook the master's legs with his feet under the table, and rub against the crowd.
Jiang Xuanling pampered him at the beginning, but told him to sit still and not move around.
Later, there were more and more people in the noodle shop, so he simply kicked Li Mingjue's leg back.
But as soon as he kicked back, Li Mingjue felt like a gust of wind.He stretched his leg back again, and put it on Jiang Xuanling's leg, shaking it, which made him feel awkward.
Jiang Xuanling raised his eyes and glanced at him, and said in a voice that could only be heard by two people: "Mingjue, sit down."
"I sit pretty well." Li Mingjue lay on the table, propped his face with one hand, and said with a smile, "Why can't I sit well? Sect Master Jiang taught me?"
Jiang Xuanling didn't say a word, and silently pushed his leg down, and Li Mingjue immediately pushed him back, with an unrepentant expression on his face.
"There are many people here."
"No one is looking here. Besides, I have long legs. It's not like Master doesn't know..." Li Mingjue curled his lips and snorted, "Before I was on the bed, I put my legs on Master's shoulders, Master Didn't say no."
When he was eating, Jiang Xuanling couldn't stand it when he said such words, he walked around calmly, seeing that no one really paid attention to them.
He simply held Li Mingjue's foot with one hand, and took off his boots casually.
By the time Li Mingjue realized that something was wrong and was about to withdraw his feet, it was already too late.
That foot was like a rabbit, master caught it in his hand, and I don't know where he pressed him, it was itchy and numb, Li Mingjue couldn't bear it, he almost fell down.
In order not to make a fool of himself in front of outsiders, he had to grit his teeth and endure.
But Shizun's hand was very heavy, and it made him itchy, numb, and a little painful. Li Mingjue was so suppressed that his handsome face flushed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Master, I was wrong, don't press it!"
Jiang Xuanling turned a deaf ear to it, and pressed hard a few more times, successfully making Li Mingjue bite the back of his hand, twisting into twists at the table.
It just so happened that Xiaoer sent him a face, so Jiang Xuanling let him go for the time being.
"Master, come, eat more coriander."
Li Mingjue doesn't like to eat vegetables, especially green leafy vegetables. As soon as the noodles were served, he quickly gave Jiang Xuanling the parsley.
After that, he stared eagerly at the sliced beef in Master's bowl.
He signaled the master to give him all the meat.
Jiang Xuanling secretly thought it was funny, since the apprentice became pregnant again, he has been serving him with delicious food and drink, giving him whatever he wanted.
No matter where he was, he was greedy for the few slices of beef in his bowl.
Li Mingjue saw that the master didn't give him the meat, so he snorted, buried his head in eating the noodles, and after a while, he felt that this was not just a few slices of beef.
It was whether Master took him seriously.
Li Mingjue raised his eyes and saw that the master didn't move a mouthful, so he asked sideways: "Master, why don't you eat noodles? Is it not to your taste?"
Jiang Xuanling's eyes turned from the big man kneading the dough, and watched the big man kneading the dough for a while, then took the guest's copper plate with his hands, and frowned in disgust.
Looking back at the little apprentice again, he buried his head and ate deliciously.Hearing this, Jiang Xuanling shook his head and said: "I'm not hungry as a teacher, if you want to eat, then you can eat all of it."
He pushed the bowl over casually.
Li Mingjue thought again, he just wanted the beef in Master's bowl, not to eat alone, how could it be so difficult to come out to eat something with Master.
Master has never eaten two things in his life, namely, neither this nor that.
For no reason, a lot of fun is lost. For example, Li Mingjue wants to put a lot of spicy peppers in the master's bowl. Put vinegar in it.
It's a pity that Master doesn't eat much.
Li Mingjue lost interest in eating noodles, just in time to hear the guests at the next table talking about which hilltop they met last night.
The words were vivid, saying that the female ghost's hair dragged the floor, her small face was pale, her limbs were as soft as noodles, and she was wearing white clothes, floating in the woods in the middle of the night. An elderly villager was pulling his little mistress to roll the grass that night.
Frightened by the female ghost, she died that night, leaving the mistress crazy, talking nonsense all the time.
While the villagers were not paying attention, they rushed out of the house, plunged into the well and drowned.
It is said that it is a vivid, saliva flying, some say that the female ghost was abandoned by others, so she came to ask for her life after death, and some said that the female ghost was a prostitute before she was alive, and died of that kind of dirty disease, after turning into a ghost , the underworld would not accept her, so she stayed in the world to seduce the living to have sex with her...
Anyway, Li Mingjue had everything to say, and Li Mingjue listened with gusto, so he asked the shop waiter to bring melon seeds, and while eating melon seeds, he listened to their nonsense.
In the end, the group of people said that they would go together at night, bring black dog blood, carry a hoe, and go up the mountain to plan the female ghost to pieces.
Regarding this, Li Mingjue definitely had to persuade him, but the point is, this group of people didn't listen to the persuasion, and instead laughed at Li Mingjue for being thin-skinned and white-fleshed, like a pretty lady.
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Xuanling slapped his mouth hard from the air, knocking out several teeth immediately, the big man covered his bloody mouth, got up and ran away.
After everyone had left, Li Mingjue touched his face and said with emotion: "It's so rare, it's really rare that someone praised me as beautiful as a woman."
Jiang Xuanling: "..."
Said it was closed.Before leaving, he was still thinking about leaving some gifts for Xiaojing. As he spoke, he began to tear off his clothes in front of everyone, trying to gouge out a rib.
Grind the file, make a hole, and tie a red string to the child's feet, saying that it can ward off evil spirits.
Li Mingjue was terrified, it's not fun to give gifts these days, it's so creepy, it's not a dog's teeth, wearing a red string on the body to ward off evil spirits.
If you turn around and scare people, how do you make it happen?
However, Yan Li made up his mind that he must give Xiao Jing some gift, and under pushing and shoving with Li Mingjue, he clicked and snapped off his little finger.
In Yan Li's palm, the skin and flesh dissipated at a speed visible to the naked eye, leaving behind a piece of white bone.
Yan Li's complexion was a little pale, it can be seen that severed fingers are not as simple as a haircut for the demons, the pain must still be very painful.
He didn't care much about his severed hand. After tying the little finger bone with a red thread, he tied it around the baby's ankle with his own hands. Then he said that he wanted to give the baby a name that would give him a long life.
Li Mingjue asked, "What's the name?"
Yan Li said: "Just tell him to live a long life, do you think it sounds good?"
For Yan Li's aesthetics, Li Mingjue has always been reluctant to agree, so he cast his eyes on Jiang Xuanling for help.
Jiang Xuanling calculated a hexagram casually, looked at the hexagram and pondered for a moment, and then said: "Let's call it Chang'an, this name is better."
After hearing this, Yan Li quit immediately, and said very annoyedly: "Why do you call him Chang'an?! I insisted on giving him a long life, a long life of a hundred years! Grandmaster Jiang is in charge of heaven and earth , and take care of my family affairs?"
Before Jiang Xuanling could speak, Li Mingjue blinked and said, "But, I also think the name Chang'an sounds better."
"...Actually, if you think about it carefully, Chang'an sounds nice, so let's call it Chang'an."
Yan Li seemed to have some serious illness in his mind, seeing that Li Mingjue spoke up, he readily compromised.
After that, he kissed the child again, turned around and left the place.
The domestic servants who were knocked out by Yan Li also woke up one after another, and a woman's scream quickly broke the silence around them.
The midwives and a group of old mothers rushed in, yelling loudly, and a thief broke into the house.
Li Mingjue suddenly felt extremely embarrassed. In order not to be regarded as a gangster, he had no choice but to say with a righteous face: "Everyone, the gangster just now has been driven away by the two of us. To be honest, the two of us are monks who have attained the Tao. When I met this place on the way, I saw the golden clouds clustered in the sky above your mansion, and I knew that there was Ziwei Star descending into the world, and it was just as soon as it landed, it really is!"
Pointing to the child in his arms, he made it up: "This child is Ziwei Xingjun from the sky. He came here to practice in this world because of the catastrophe. If he treats this child well, he will surely benefit immeasurably."
Hearing this, the old man of the family was very pleased, and when he looked at the appearance of the two of them, he felt that they were born with such good looks, and they must not be bad people because they beat off the "bad guy" just now.
Then he hurriedly asked the servants to put down their stuff, and the master said: "To be honest, my wife and I are childhood sweethearts. We have made a marriage contract since we were young, and we have been married for several years. We have seen many famous doctors, but my wife's stomach is full of blood. It’s not big. Maybe it’s because I went to Guanyin Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha, so I had this child.”
Upon hearing this, Li Mingjue immediately interjected: "Yes, this is the blessing of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it is also the good relationship you have formed in your daily life. If you accumulate merits and virtues in the future, your home will be safe and your children will prosper."
After a pause, he kindly pointed to the small bone worn on the child's ankle, and said solemnly: "This is a magic weapon of the Taoist sect, it can keep the child safe, and it must not be taken off."
The old man was puzzled and said: "Isn't it that this child is Ziwei Xing who came into the world, why should he wear a magic weapon?"
Li Mingjue: "The secrets of heaven must not be leaked. If you are not afraid of the five thunders, then your ears should come closer, and I will tell you."
In this way, the master waved his hands again and again, not daring to ask any more questions.
After Xiaojing was placed, the big and small settled a concern. When leaving, Li Mingjue said with emotion: "Seeing Xiaojing is like seeing Xiao Saner. I don't know if the children are on the mountain. Are they covered at night?" Quilt."
Jiang Xuanling said: "Why not go back to Tianxuan Mountain tonight?"
When it comes to going back to the mountain, that's not acceptable. It's agreed to come out and play happily for a few months, and it's only been a few days. Of course, we can't go back so early.
After tossing and tossing all night, Li Mingjue dragged Jiang Xuanling to a noodle restaurant on the side of the road for dinner.
He ordered two bowls of beef noodles, and then sat and waited impatiently.
While waiting for the meeting, he still didn't forget to hook the master's legs with his feet under the table, and rub against the crowd.
Jiang Xuanling pampered him at the beginning, but told him to sit still and not move around.
Later, there were more and more people in the noodle shop, so he simply kicked Li Mingjue's leg back.
But as soon as he kicked back, Li Mingjue felt like a gust of wind.He stretched his leg back again, and put it on Jiang Xuanling's leg, shaking it, which made him feel awkward.
Jiang Xuanling raised his eyes and glanced at him, and said in a voice that could only be heard by two people: "Mingjue, sit down."
"I sit pretty well." Li Mingjue lay on the table, propped his face with one hand, and said with a smile, "Why can't I sit well? Sect Master Jiang taught me?"
Jiang Xuanling didn't say a word, and silently pushed his leg down, and Li Mingjue immediately pushed him back, with an unrepentant expression on his face.
"There are many people here."
"No one is looking here. Besides, I have long legs. It's not like Master doesn't know..." Li Mingjue curled his lips and snorted, "Before I was on the bed, I put my legs on Master's shoulders, Master Didn't say no."
When he was eating, Jiang Xuanling couldn't stand it when he said such words, he walked around calmly, seeing that no one really paid attention to them.
He simply held Li Mingjue's foot with one hand, and took off his boots casually.
By the time Li Mingjue realized that something was wrong and was about to withdraw his feet, it was already too late.
That foot was like a rabbit, master caught it in his hand, and I don't know where he pressed him, it was itchy and numb, Li Mingjue couldn't bear it, he almost fell down.
In order not to make a fool of himself in front of outsiders, he had to grit his teeth and endure.
But Shizun's hand was very heavy, and it made him itchy, numb, and a little painful. Li Mingjue was so suppressed that his handsome face flushed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Master, I was wrong, don't press it!"
Jiang Xuanling turned a deaf ear to it, and pressed hard a few more times, successfully making Li Mingjue bite the back of his hand, twisting into twists at the table.
It just so happened that Xiaoer sent him a face, so Jiang Xuanling let him go for the time being.
"Master, come, eat more coriander."
Li Mingjue doesn't like to eat vegetables, especially green leafy vegetables. As soon as the noodles were served, he quickly gave Jiang Xuanling the parsley.
After that, he stared eagerly at the sliced beef in Master's bowl.
He signaled the master to give him all the meat.
Jiang Xuanling secretly thought it was funny, since the apprentice became pregnant again, he has been serving him with delicious food and drink, giving him whatever he wanted.
No matter where he was, he was greedy for the few slices of beef in his bowl.
Li Mingjue saw that the master didn't give him the meat, so he snorted, buried his head in eating the noodles, and after a while, he felt that this was not just a few slices of beef.
It was whether Master took him seriously.
Li Mingjue raised his eyes and saw that the master didn't move a mouthful, so he asked sideways: "Master, why don't you eat noodles? Is it not to your taste?"
Jiang Xuanling's eyes turned from the big man kneading the dough, and watched the big man kneading the dough for a while, then took the guest's copper plate with his hands, and frowned in disgust.
Looking back at the little apprentice again, he buried his head and ate deliciously.Hearing this, Jiang Xuanling shook his head and said: "I'm not hungry as a teacher, if you want to eat, then you can eat all of it."
He pushed the bowl over casually.
Li Mingjue thought again, he just wanted the beef in Master's bowl, not to eat alone, how could it be so difficult to come out to eat something with Master.
Master has never eaten two things in his life, namely, neither this nor that.
For no reason, a lot of fun is lost. For example, Li Mingjue wants to put a lot of spicy peppers in the master's bowl. Put vinegar in it.
It's a pity that Master doesn't eat much.
Li Mingjue lost interest in eating noodles, just in time to hear the guests at the next table talking about which hilltop they met last night.
The words were vivid, saying that the female ghost's hair dragged the floor, her small face was pale, her limbs were as soft as noodles, and she was wearing white clothes, floating in the woods in the middle of the night. An elderly villager was pulling his little mistress to roll the grass that night.
Frightened by the female ghost, she died that night, leaving the mistress crazy, talking nonsense all the time.
While the villagers were not paying attention, they rushed out of the house, plunged into the well and drowned.
It is said that it is a vivid, saliva flying, some say that the female ghost was abandoned by others, so she came to ask for her life after death, and some said that the female ghost was a prostitute before she was alive, and died of that kind of dirty disease, after turning into a ghost , the underworld would not accept her, so she stayed in the world to seduce the living to have sex with her...
Anyway, Li Mingjue had everything to say, and Li Mingjue listened with gusto, so he asked the shop waiter to bring melon seeds, and while eating melon seeds, he listened to their nonsense.
In the end, the group of people said that they would go together at night, bring black dog blood, carry a hoe, and go up the mountain to plan the female ghost to pieces.
Regarding this, Li Mingjue definitely had to persuade him, but the point is, this group of people didn't listen to the persuasion, and instead laughed at Li Mingjue for being thin-skinned and white-fleshed, like a pretty lady.
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Xuanling slapped his mouth hard from the air, knocking out several teeth immediately, the big man covered his bloody mouth, got up and ran away.
After everyone had left, Li Mingjue touched his face and said with emotion: "It's so rare, it's really rare that someone praised me as beautiful as a woman."
Jiang Xuanling: "..."
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