Undead Revenge House

This chapter is mainly written for "This Is Not My Lost Moon", so it can be regarded as a linkage!

But when he was lying on the bed, flipping through the few novels he had chased before with great interest to see if they had been updated, he really saw that he was the only one with the total number of collections in the previous collection, and it had been stopped long ago. After a long time, the novel with only one ending left unfinished has been finished.

When Xiao Yanjin saw the word "finished", she felt her eyes light up, and clicked in without even thinking about it, not to mention whether the writing was good or bad, she had read all the previous ones, and there was only one ending left, which was always in her heart. It will still be a little uncomfortable, not to mention that the author is still a professional digger!

But looking at it... the breath he had finally recovered from was suffocated again. In the next few minutes, his brows became tighter and tighter, and even his fingers pinching the phone Also pinched more and more tightly.

In the end, he was so angry that he almost had the urge to throw the phone out of his hand.

If his parents hadn't educated him since he was a child, no matter how angry he was, he couldn't throw away valuables at home, and he would have thrown his phone away by now.

But he couldn't breathe, and he really felt uncomfortable. After hesitating again and again, he finally left such a sentence at the bottom of the novel he read just now.

"Come out, author! I promise not to beat you to death!"

It was just a random comment, but he didn't expect that the author of the novel he read today was really there, and a few seconds later, the original author of the novel he was reading just now was really there in the comment area. He left such a sentence.

"here I am!"

If these words were sent out and there was no response at all, maybe Xiao Yanjin would hold back the breath in his heart, but why did he return it?

Ever since, he finally vented all the dissatisfaction in his heart in one breath.

What Xiao Yanjin was reading recently was an online novel written by an author whose pen name is "Guanyue".

The popularity of the author of this novel... Generally speaking, it is considered polite. Generally speaking, it can only be said that the writing style is not bad, and the beginning is not bad. Basically, it is the kind that can catch you just by reading the beginning. The kind of living, the process can be regarded as ups and downs, and there are few bugs. Although two or three changes a day is not too much, it is still a lot.

It stands to reason that if a novel is initially estimated to be hundreds of thousands of words, it will be finished in two or three months at his speed, but when each book reaches the end, the author is stuck there, and then starts a new one. Book……

The ending is often dragged on for several months without knowing it, and the author can be said to write completely according to his own willfulness, abuser!

Basically, it is written with cannon fodder as the protagonist, and it is as miserable as it is.Gradually, the author's collection, which was still a little from the beginning, gradually disappeared, leaving only Xiao Yanjin, because of his awkwardness, he still kept the collection until it was finished.

I have to say, this time "The Lost Moon" is the only novel written by the author to the end, but it happened that it was written to the end, and the author still has the responsibility of taking the abuser as his own responsibility. The attitude is finished.

The protagonist of the novel "Guanyue" (the same name as the author's pen name) was originally the son of the Taishi Mansion, but because of the grievances of the previous generation, he was imprisoned together with his mother in the dark prison of the Taishi Mansion before he was born. 16 years.

16 years later, he was finally able to see the light of day again, but it was because the Grand Master's Mansion was raided due to suspicion of corruption, and his mother even hit a pillar as soon as she was released, and followed her father who had imprisoned them for 16 years... ... what the hell!

I won’t go into details about a series of dog blood in the middle. In short, "Guanyue" first lived on the street and was abused in various ways, and was brought back to the house by the third prince because of this good-looking woman, and found that he turned out to be the third prince of a man I feel that I have been deceived, and I have been abused by the protagonist in various ways, and by the way, I have been abused by the third prince's woman in various ways.

Afterwards, the identity of the son of the guilty minister was exposed, and he was sold into a brothel and tortured in various ways. He was taken into the harem by the emperor who had a habit of Longyang and was abused by the concubine. It is said that it is the best to write the protagonist from the perspective of cannon fodder!

And the ending that Xiao Yanjin saw just now is that after the death of the old emperor, "Guanyue" was empowered with mercury, and the content of the burial, the main character died, of course there is no need to write anything later, the full text is over!

If the author had some fans at the beginning of writing, then the fans who read his books must have been written away by him in the end.

The key is that before writing this novel, he specially emphasized HE.so what?What about HE?

Or did he think that death would be the end of it all?Life is also liberated, so it is considered HE?

"The author is great! This is different from what we said at the beginning!" Xiao Yanjin said holding back her anger.

A few seconds later, the author "Guanyue" replied: "Oh! Thank you for reminding me, I will change it!"

Then, the HE in the introduction became BE...

There was a black line on Xiao Yanjin's head and said: "The author, in order to express your determination to write HE this time, you put the protagonist's name on your own pen name to write it!

Seeing yourself being written like this by yourself, don't you feel distressed at all?

Even if you feel that you are not short of money and don't want to make money by writing articles, shouldn't you also look at your dwindling collection?People who are watching recently, if it is better, then I will be left alone. Are you trying to force me to go too? "

The author replied: "..."

Xiao Yanjin continued: "Okay! Let's not talk about "The Lost Moon". Before leaving, you can fill in the "What to do when the whole world is OOC" that you haven't finished last time? ?”

The author replied: "OK!"

A few seconds later, the status of "the last pit" in Xiao Yanjin's mouth also changed to "completed".

It was a group-traveling novel. It was about all the readers of a certain novel collectively time-traveling into an ancient fictional novel written by a certain author. Everyone thought they knew the content of the story. In the world of novels, from emperors and concubines to traffickers and pawns, all readers of novels know the whole story.

Some of them dress up as villains trying to change their tragic fate, some are content with the status quo, but unknowingly become cannon fodder, only a few people discover this collapsing world, and try hard to bring that novel world to life. Back on track, the protagonist of this novel is one of them.

Then such a novel, under Xiao Yanjin's complaints just now, finally ushered in the end, but the ending of the story finally became...

All the characters know that people in the novel world have traveled from the real world, and then the protagonist opens a mahjong hall, and all the readers gather around the mahjong parlor to play mahjong...he...

Xiao Yanjin: "..."

Now, Xiao Yanjin quit completely, and yelled at the author.

"I wow—"

As soon as he opened his mouth, the content was blocked by the website itself. This can’t be blamed for Xiao Yanjin posting a problem. The main reason is that the novel app does not allow readers to swear or swear in the comments. It doesn’t matter if you scold the characters in the novel. River crab, so the bunch of cursing words and cursing sentences written by Xiao Yanjin immediately became...

"You wow--I wow--you wow-wow-wow-"

But after reading Xiao Yanjin's reply, the author not only didn't get angry, but instead made a crying emoji.

Can you laugh and cry?You know you can't swear in the comment section, but you still want to swear, even if you swear regardless, people won't see it, okay?

Then Xiao Yanjin took a deep breath, and forcibly changed the curse that he wanted to send into...

"I wish you a slender body and a weak body, and you will fall in the wind, and your tender daisy will be raped by a man! You'll be blown up—sooner or later you'll be blown up by yourself!"

The author "Guanyue" replied: "Brother? Or big sister? You have been scolding for so long, are you tired? Go back and rest when you are tired! It's better to leave!"

Xiao Yanjin: "Okay! We can't come in vain if we come here, I will leave you a note of "I'm here to visit", you remember, my name is Xiao Yanjin, young master! "

Originally, facing the bunch of blocked words in front of him, this sentence should be the most inconspicuous, and it wasn't even caught.

Of course, there is nothing good about it.What's wrong with your name Xiao Yanjin?Do people know you?

Do you know what you do?Is there any intimidation?But unfortunately, there really are!

The author replied: "What did you say? Seriously or jokingly? That workplace blacklist... urban legend... that crow-mouthed Xiao Yanjin from "Ginseng Antler Crow's Mouth"? "

"Hey! What did you scold just now? Explain to me clearly!"

"No! Don't explain, just say that everything you wrote just now was a joke, and it won't happen at all!"

"Hey! Hey! You talk..."

Then a few minutes later, the world... was quiet...

"Xiao Yanjin, you are not serious!!"

Suddenly, a sentence full of resentment crossed the sky.

"Who? Who!"

Xiao Yanjin seemed to have heard it but didn't seem to hear it, so she sat up from the bed and listened carefully, making sure no one called him, then lay back down again, but after lying down, he began to think.Did I say too much?

To be honest, Xiao Yanjin's name of "Crow's Mouth" is really not groundless. He himself can't say why. In short, since he can remember, he has been like this. The first thing that comes to mind when thinking about something must be The bad ending of this matter is like a sudden inspiration, and it is always said very smoothly.

Say it and say it!The key is that in the end, this matter really came true as he said. Some of it came true right after he finished speaking, while others had to wait for a few days. In short, it will all come true in the end, as long as what he said is based on this Said in a flash of inspiration.

Because this kind of thing happened a lot, finally the people around him gave him the nickname "Crow's Mouth"!

In fact, Xiao Yanjin himself felt very evil, but he just couldn't control his mouth.

I can only say that maybe it was because God gave him such a sickly body that was obviously not thin, but was so sick that he couldn't get up all day long, so it might have compensated him in other ways!Although he really didn't want such compensation at all.

"Oh! That author should really be dead!"

Thinking of her "crow's mouth", Xiao Yanjin suddenly remembered that what she wrote just now was too much.

Although the other party didn't see it, and the text was automatically blocked after sending it, that still couldn't change. At the moment of writing, he really thought that the other party would "choke to death on drinking water, fall to death while walking, be killed by a dog, climb a tree" Falling to death, being hit by a car, and finally being killed by oneself"...

"Hello! The author is big? Watching the moon? Are you still there?"

Xiao Yanjin cautiously left another sentence in the comment area, but a few minutes passed quietly, and the other side obviously...had no reaction at all.

The key is that the last sentence sent by "Guanyue" just now is a sentence that has not been finished yet!

"It won't really die!"

Xiao Yanjin asked again cautiously, but there was still no reply...

Xiao Yanjin: "..."

This is how to do?Although this author is really irritating, he writes something when he has nothing to do and doesn't care about the readers' feelings at all, as if the things he writes are all for himself, if it wasn't for Xiao Yanjin recently Wen Huang, he really didn't like it, but he felt uncomfortable if he couldn't see the ending after reading the text!But is that enough of a reason for him to want to kill that author?Obviously, no!

Thinking of this, Xiao Yanjin put his palms together and pointed to the ceiling and said: "Namo Amitabha Buddha...the gods and Buddhas...the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Taishang Laojun...God bless, there is no harm in praying more. Everything I said was just a joke, don’t take it seriously, I wish the author named "Guanyue" a long life, live a happy life, be happy, at least be a happy little angel in that world..."

Uh...it seems to say that people are dead again...

But after Xiao Yanjin finished speaking, for some reason, he felt that the little bit of regret in his heart disappeared in an instant.Then, I searched for other novels in the app to read...

It was like this until about one o'clock in the afternoon, because he knew that those two suits would definitely not work today, so Xiao Yanjin didn't have to go down to ask, and took out the old suits in the closet... but it wasn't really the old suits and changed them.

The former old means that the suit is not newly bought, and the latter old means that the suit itself is not old.

Just as he stretched out his hand to change it, he realized...

Eh?Why is it that the pajamas I'm wearing don't seem to be the one I wore when I fell asleep last night?

Although most of his pajamas are cartoons, with blue stripes and white background, and the styles of each piece of clothing are similar, but the patterns and colors are more or less different, and others may not be able to recognize them. After all, who would How about playing a game of find fault with the pajamas they wear?But he himself knew it.

It's just that Xiao Yanjin frowned slightly after reading it, and then changed into that suit.

"mom!"

Xiao Yanjin picked up the briefcase with his left hand, which he stuffed into it last night, the personal information for today's interview, and with his right hand, he picked up a dark red tie, and walked downstairs while putting on the tie.

In the backyard, Mother Xiao in her 50s was washing clothes. When she heard Xiao Yanjin calling her, she rubbed her foamy hands on her apron and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yanjin said: "Mom! Have you seen my pajamas?"

Mother Xiao said, "Your pajamas? Didn't you still wear them just now?"

"It's not the one I'm wearing! It's not...it's the one I'm wearing, but I remember that I didn't wear that pajamas when I went to bed last night! I woke up wearing this one... Then I wore it last night What about that?"

Mother Xiao wondered: "How is it possible? Who changed your pajamas while you were sleeping? And you didn't know when you changed it? You remembered it wrong, right?"

Xiao Yanjin said: "No... I clearly remember..."

Xiao Yanjin walked towards the backyard while talking.

"Hey!" Mother Xiao said quickly when she saw it: "Oh! I remembered! It was this morning! Didn't you fall ill? You were motionless and unconscious, but you didn't know how to sleep last night. You're still sweating in the cold, so I'll change it for you. If you don't tell me, I'll forget about it!"

"Oh...that's it..." Xiao Yanjin continued to walk towards the backyard while speaking.

"Hey! What are you doing there? Aren't you going to have an interview right now? Then go quickly! If you leave a bad impression by being late, you should be banned again!"

"It's okay! It's still early!"

"How early! It's already 01:30! It's better to go early and wait there than to be late! Go, go!"

Mother Xiao pushed Xiao Yanjin out as she spoke.

Xiao Yanjin originally suffered from all kinds of pains due to the inexplicable illness in the morning. After a morning, she finally recovered a little bit. Now that she was pushed out, she just felt that her legs were not her own, and she was not her own. He was almost pushed by Xiao's mother, and when he was pushed out from the house, the door behind him closed with a "bang"...

"This is...why are you more anxious than me..."

Xiao Yanjin shook his head helplessly, and finally resigned to his fate, put on his briefcase and left.

It's just that he didn't know that just after he left his home hundreds of meters away, as he walked out of a phantom like a bubble, the scene behind him, his original home, instantly changed to In the dense fog, one after another, a large number of tombstones were neatly arranged, and the scale was so large that it stretched for hundreds of meters.

At his house, Xiao's mother was standing in the sun washing the pajamas that Xiao Yanjin was really wearing to sleep last night, but at this time the pajamas were not covered with Xiao Yanjin's stinky sweat, but large areas of mud stains, of which Occasionally, there were a few leaves mixed in, and some inconspicuous parts of the clothes were cut a lot by the branches, and Xiao's mother, who was washing clothes for him, looked even more like being illuminated by the sun under the sunlight. Translucent as if worn, and... no shadow...