Undead Revenge House

Chapter 5 Crow Mouth Xiao Yanjin

Just...for example...

It was an interview, but in fact, if Xiao Yanjin sent out his resume, no company would hire him at all, not for anything else, just because of his name "Xiao Yanjin".

So Xiao Yanjin actually found a company that didn't need to submit a resume for an interview without submitting a resume at all, and even a small-scale company that didn't have many people applying for it. Eat and wait to die, don't do everything if the wages are too low.

In the past, because of this mouth, I couldn’t work for a long time, such as decoration, moving bricks, repairing locks, unlocking locks...

He has done all kinds of miscellaneous jobs, and he doesn't pick them, because he is always picked by others and he doesn't get to pick them.

Probably because of the small size of the company, the staff in charge of personnel affairs in this company is really too busy. Sometimes, people are more motivated when they are busy. It will make people feel dissatisfied.It's like right now...

"Hello, I'm here to apply." Xiao Yanjin stood beside the table with a smile and looked at the man.

After the staff member finished listening, he tilted his head and glanced up at Xiao Yanjin, but he only glanced, and then lowered his head again.

Xiao Yanjin saw that he was not busy with anything, if he had to say that he was busy with something, it should be said that he was busy playing "Xiao Xiao Le".

It was almost after his round was finally over!

That person took out a form from the folder on the side of the table and handed it to Xiao Yanjin.

"Fill out a form!" said the man.

There was no trace of displeasure on Xiao Yanjin's face, and he reached out to take it, and then the man handed him another pen.

Xiao Yanjin also reached out to pick it up, but because of her illness in the morning, she was still inexplicably weak at the moment, and accidentally dropped the pen on the ground.

Seeing Xiao Yanjin like this, the staff member turned his head and looked at Xiao Yanjin again. Seeing that Xiao Yanjin seemed to be struggling to pick up the pen at the moment, he simply put away the phone and bent down to pick up the pen by himself.

I couldn't help but say something broken in my mouth: "Sick! What can I do!"

Although the voice of this sentence is very soft, it can only be regarded as a whisper.But without a doubt, Xiao Yanjin heard it all.

"You tell me, let me write it!" The man said, "What's your name?"

"Xiao Yanjin."

"Xiao Yanjing..." The staff wrote it smoothly, although three words were wrong.

Staff: "How old are you?"

Xiao Yanjin: "25."

Staff: "Home address."

Xiao Yanjin: "The cemetery."

Staff: "Ranch? Which ranch? I'm asking about my home address, not my former work unit."

Xiao Yanjin said: "It's my home address! I live in the cemetery."

The staff member felt as if he didn't understand what Xiao Yanjin was saying at all, so he said, "You you you! Take out your ID card."

Xiao Yanjin hesitated a little this time, after searching himself twice, he didn't find anything.

"Id card! You must keep a copy of your ID card when you apply for the job. It's so frustrating to take out an ID card. Do you want to do it or not!" The staff member said bluntly.

It's all been said for this sake, how can Xiao Yanjin fool around?I could only honestly take out my ID card.

Seeing that Xiao Yanjin had already taken it out, the staff member hesitated not to hand it to him, so he simply reached out and snatched the ID card from Xiao Yanjin's hand. All the words were written wrong, because the entry form cannot be altered, so the staff readily changed it, and copied Xiao Yanjin's name on it while reading.

"Xiao... Yan... Jin..."

As a result, he was stunned before he finished writing the name, and then checked the other contents on the ID card. The hand that was holding the ID card couldn't help shaking.

"You, you, you... Your name is Xiao Yanjin? That Xiao Yanjin? The urban legend Xiao Yanjin? Xiao Yanjin, a black man in the workplace? Xiao Yanjin with a crow's mouth?"

Xiao Yanjin didn't know how to respond. Should he say: "Yes! It's me!" or should he deny it?

"That... Actually... I..."

Xiao Yanjin also tried to explain to the staff member, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the staff member immediately raised his hands and hurriedly interrupted: "Don't! Don't talk! It's best not to say a word! Listen to me! Brother! I There is an 80-year-old grandma on the top, and a child under two years old on the bottom. I am the only child in the family. I was the one who was sorry for you just now. ah!

I change!Can I change it? !In the future, I will definitely be polite to everyone. The whole world is the uncle, but I am the grandson, okay?brother?I beg you, please don't open your mouth, I..."

"No... don't get excited!"

Seeing his appearance, Xiao Yanjin didn't know what to say for a while, just looked up, and saw a small pot of prickly pear on the top of the bookcase on the man's head, he was too excited to face Xiao Yanjin at this moment , so that back again and again, almost everyone leaned against the bookcase, and the cactus on the bookcase also moved out due to the vibration...

"Hey! Behind you!"

"Don't say anything, brother!" The staff member immediately interrupted: "I know it is not easy for you to find a job. It is really wronged for a master like you to come to us! Why don't you change places?"

"No! I just want to say!"

"Don't say anything, brother!"

As the staff member said, he had already started to take out his pocket, and within a few seconds, he took out two crumpled "Grandpa Mao", a few coins and some change, and pushed them all to Xiao Yanjin In front of him, even if he was stuffing money at this moment, he didn't dare to take a step closer to Xiao Yanjin, and he pushed the money over carefully relying on the bookcase.

"I... just bring this little money. My life is not easy. Don't be too little if you do your best! This will be considered as my personal sponsorship for you. Can you change the place and change it?"

As he said that, the man put his palms together and bowed to Xiao Yanjin.

"No... I just want to remind you!"

"I beg you to stop talking, okay? Brother! Can you save my life? Just listening to your voice makes me afraid that my life will be shortened!"

"No... I just want to say... that prickly pear on your bookcase is about to fall."

"what?"

After the staff member listened, he turned his head and glanced at the bookshelf behind him like an instinctive reaction. Coincidentally, the prickly pear, which was about to fall, fell at this moment, with the tip of the needle pointing downward, and hit it directly on the The face that the staff member just lifted up...

"Bang!"

"what!"

After two beeps, the pot of cactus also fell to the ground, and the staff member squatted on the ground covering his face.

Xiao Yanjin was stunned for a moment, and didn't dare to say anything anymore. She always felt that if she said something next, or something happened along the way, it would be blamed on her own mouth in the end, so she hurriedly turned around and ran away, Qian... Of course it is impossible to take it, he is neither a bandit nor a robber...

While strolling on the street at this moment, Xiao Yanjin was not idle, and joined several companies that were recruiting people one after another, but it may be that things similar to what happened just now happened too much before!

In short, as soon as he reported his name, people's reaction in the end was similar to that of the man who was hit by a prickly pear just now, so that he came out at one o'clock in the afternoon until it was almost dusk, and still no one was willing to take him in. his company...

"Hey……"

I'm 25 years old, just because of this mouth, should I continue to stay at home and gnaw my old age?Xiao Yanjin didn't dare to continue thinking.

"Now broadcast a news, at nine o'clock this morning..."

Xiao Yanjin was walking forward, and suddenly saw through the glass that a supermarket was playing "[-] o'clock news in the evening". Originally, Xiao Yanjin was not very interested in these things, and she couldn't go home to watch any news, but seeing this For the news, Xiao Yanjin, after walking more than ten meters away, went back to the TV backwards, for no other reason than because the news that was broadcasting at the moment was closely related to himself.

After the host briefly explained what was going on, a surveillance video was played on the TV video.The monitoring itself seems to be from a coffee shop.

At the beginning, there was a man sitting in the corner of the coffee shop in the surveillance, with a thin body and slightly long hair but no haircut. A man with glasses was playing with a laptop while drinking coffee.

Later, I didn't know what happened, and then the coffee he just drank in his mouth spit out.

Xiao Yanjin looked at it, and inexplicably thought of the curse he himself said in the morning... "Choking to death by drinking water"!

Immediately afterwards, the man was very excited at the laptop and "cracked" and typed something. Seeing that the other party did not reply, after a few minutes of hesitation, he didn't even drink coffee. He packed up the computer and mouse and left. He planned to leave, but before he could take a step, he fell to the ground again, and fell more than a meter away even with his notebook.

"Walking and falling to death!" Xiao Yanjin couldn't help muttering again when she saw this...

The screen then switched to the surveillance outside the cafe...

The man came out of the cafe after a fall. As soon as he went out, a yellow stray dog ​​was rummaging through the trash can in front of the cafe. I don't know how the man provoked the stray dog.

In other words, as far as the surveillance shows, he didn't provoke the stray dog ​​at all. The stray dog ​​kept barking when it saw the thin man, and after the man tried to run away, the dog even chased after him!

"Bite to death by a dog!"

The screen continues to switch, it seems to be switched to the surveillance video of other shops. In order to escape from the dog, the man was chased by the dog for tens of meters, then threw the laptop bag in his hand, and quickly and nimbly climbed up the street tree , the dog didn't leave either, it stood under the tree and kept barking, and even once looked like it wanted to jump up.

Helpless, the man could only climb higher and higher, but an unexpected scene happened. The next second, the branch standing under the man's feet broke suddenly, and the man fell from the tree.

"Climb a tree and fall to your death..."

Before Xiao Yanjin could finish her curse in the morning, a red car sped past the place where the man who was falling from the tree was about to fall, and the man was knocked out more than ten meters away.

"Killed by a car..."

It is said to be dead, but this is not really dead in the narrow sense.

This matter is still not over, the man "flyed" in the air for about a second or two...

The last is the content captured by the illegal photo and video on the road. The moment the man landed, a big hole was suddenly smashed out on the ground, and the man fell into it. If he fell into it, he fell into it. The key is to fall into it. After that, that person disappeared...

"Sooner or later, I will be cheated to death by myself..."

Xiao Yanjin didn't dare to continue reading, he just felt a pain in his head, could this person be the author named "Guan Yue" in the morning?

If not, how could there be such a coincidence in this world?

If so... He obviously said everything later, everything was just angry words, and everything was not counted, but why did the previous things happen, only the latter content did not come true?Is it really a spirit that is good but not bad?

"Currently, the police are trying to continue the rescue, and there is no trace of the man who fell into the pit..."

The host continued to broadcast the news, but Xiao Yanjin had covered her head and didn't want to continue listening.

"I am back……"

He didn't even know how he got home, but he just came back.

Opening the door of the house and entering the house from the outside, Xiao Yanjin immediately smelled the aroma of food, and 2 minutes later, Mother Xiao came out of the kitchen wiping her hands again.

"Yan Jin is back! How was the interview result? Did you find a job?"

"It's not that good..." Xiao Yanjin said weakly.

"Ah? Oh... It doesn't matter if there is no result yet. Doesn't it mean that no result is a good result? Maybe I will receive the news that you passed the interview in two days."

"Well... I'm a little tired and want to sleep..."

After Xiao Yanjin still spoke weakly, she went directly to her room upstairs...

"What about dinner? Mom specially made braised pork ribs, as well as yam pork rib soup, sweet and sour pork ribs..."

"Rib feast? Sorry...I'm not hungry right now..."

After Xiao's mother listened, she smiled wryly and lowered her head. Xiao Yanjin originally felt bad because of the two incidents that happened in succession today. Seeing her mother's reaction now, she just finished speaking for a while, and a sense of guilt welled up. up.

"Okay, okay! Can't I tell the truth?" Xiao Yanjin said: "I just passed by the supermarket before I came back, and I saw mochi at a discount of buy one get one free, so I bought it back and ate it, and now my stomach is still full. I can't eat anymore...I'm sleepy now! I'm sleepy when I'm full!"

Xiao's mother: "..." I don't know if I bought mochi and brought it back to honor my mother!

In fact, I didn't eat it at all...

"Okay...then I'll cover you with plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator. When you want to eat, you can take it out by yourself, heat it in the microwave and eat it."

"Ah."

Xiao's mother also knew what her son's body was like, so she didn't say anything more, and let Xiao Yanjin go upstairs.

Xiao Yanjin went back to the room, took her clothes and took a shower, then lay down on the bed and did not move.

It hurts a lot, but it's not the kind of pain in the narrow sense.Obviously it doesn't really hurt, but just thinking about my unreliable mouth that still wants to talk makes me feel very headache!

Why are you like this?If everything you say will actually happen in the end, and it's only limited to bad things, then it's not as easy as being a mute!

At least I won't be so scared by people, I can't even find a job, and I will kill him casually...

Why is it that this mouth keeps speaking like it doesn't know the door when it knows it all?

Tell me?Just say it, why don't the good spirits and the bad spirits?

Is it really like what they said, this is a crow's mouth?

A crow's mouth isn't even that smart!Xiao Yanjin even wondered if he was the one who was cursed...

Thinking about it this way, he was still troubled no matter how troubled he was, but this trouble did not affect his sleep quality at all. After 10 minutes, his closed eyes could hardly be opened.

At this moment when he was half asleep and half awake, Xiao Yanjin seemed to hear something in the room vaguely...

"Meow..."

As if angry, the cat's voice...

At this moment, Xiao Yanjin has no strength left in his body. Although he wants to open his eyes, but his eyelids are not under his control, but the magic is that, even though he obviously did not open his eyes, he feels as if he has seen...

On the ceiling, the face of a huge tabby cat is staring at itself with its amber eyes...

Xiao Yanjin seemed to be frightened and wanted to run away, but her body was out of her control again.

Immediately afterwards, he felt that his mouth seemed to be being opened due to some strange force, and something seemed to be crawling in along his mouth. , down the mouth, into the throat, not enough...still going on...

Xiao Yanjin felt a nausea deep in his throat, wanted to vomit but couldn't even vomit, his body was completely out of his control, and his eyes couldn't see, but he seemed to see it, he saw his body floating in mid-air , as if being lifted up from below by an external force...

"Meow!"

Then, two cats... three cats... four cats...

Many, many cats drilled into his body from outside his body, some through the mouth, some through the eyes, and some through the nose...

What's more, it drilled into his body along the pores, and above his head, those amber eyes were always looking at him, motionless...

At this moment, the door was opened...

Xiao Yanjin's spiritual sense looked towards the door, and it was none other than Xiao Yanjin's mother who was already in her fifties.

"Mom! Help me..."

Xiao Yanjin wanted to shout, but his voice was no longer his at this time, and all the voices that he wanted to shout turned into whimpers, and even this little whimper was thought to be shouted by himself, but in fact it was nothing at all. Didn't even shout out...

And what made him even more shocked by everything in front of him was... under the dim light at the door, Mother Xiao...

His mother, Xiao Yanjin, just looked up at all this, looking at Xiao Yanjin...

She didn't stop it, but just let it happen, what's more, her eyes didn't seem to show any shock at the scene in front of her...

The author says:

Hmm... This chapter can also be read in conjunction with "This Is Not My Lost Moon"...

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