What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

On the return trip, because they both arrived in the capital, the Guanshan band and Qishejiang were not only on the same plane, they even had seats together. This was really a coincidence, because they were all random and did not choose seats specially.

Although he could feel that the relationship between the two had improved during the recording of the program, Zhou Dong still half-jokingly said: "Does Lao Zhang want to change seats with me?"

Zhang Yue glared at him and took his seat first.

Qishejiang: "Can I sit inside?"

Zhang Yue looked up at him expressionlessly, as if waiting for him to give a reason.

Qishejiang also said bluntly, "I want to see the clouds."

He has actually flown by plane only two or three times, and he is still in the period of novelty.At that time, they only took the train at most. How could they have imagined that one day, ordinary people could fly to the sky at will.

As far as this scene is concerned, he hasn't gotten tired of watching it yet.

The corner of Zhang Yue's mouth twitched. He felt that Qishejiang was joking again. He held back his laughter and switched to the outside, "Look, take a good look."

Qishejiang sat on the inside, and had been staring outside since taking off, even to the point of concentrating.

Zhang Yue felt very strange, how beautiful the clouds are today, as for looking at them all the time?He actually wanted to sleep a little bit, but Qishejiang's inexplicable seriousness made him feel a little strange, a person who had always been unscrupulous, but he was a little unwilling to disturb the other party.

Not wearing a blindfold, Zhang Yue took out the blanket casually, threw it on casually, and dozed off with his face half covered.

Zhang Yue slept very soundly, didn't eat halfway, and was only woken up by Qishejiang when he landed. His hair was bristling, he stood up a little bit awkwardly, and belatedly asked Qishejiang, "What are you doing?" You won’t be watching the clouds for hours, right?”

Qishejiang said: "How many hours have you slept?"

Zhang Yue: "..."

"Jesse, do you have a car to pick you up? Do you want to give you a ride?" Zhou Dong asked.

"It's okay, my mother arranged it, she's back to the capital." Qishejiang said.

During this gossip, he walked out of the airport, said goodbye to the four people in Guanshan, and just got in the car, the assistant said to him: "Jesse, look at this."

Qishejiang took the assistant's cell phone, never expecting that the news came out only half an hour after he got off the plane.

[Diandian entertainment: Netizens broke the news that the plane ran into the Guanshan band and Qishejiang, and Zhang Yue and Qishejiang were arranged to sit together, with black faces throughout the whole process, not saying a word, and even unwilling to face each other. 】

There is a small video attached. For 3 minutes, Qishejiang kept turning his head and staring out of the window, while Zhang Yue half covered his head and face, leaning to the other side. He didn't say a word the whole time, and didn't even look at each other.

[I'm afraid that after the recording of "Returning to the Garden and Living in the Field", the program team is doing something, so arrange these two people to sit together. 】

[The two of them have been engaged in trouble since they were brought together, and the recording of an unpleasant real hammer, it won't really start a fight, right? 】

[emm public figures should still have this quality, how could they fight.I think they should scold each other. 】

[Zhang Yue is too outrageous!A mere concubine dares to show her temper to His Majesty! 】

[Maybe I was bullied by His Majesty for another five days...I'm autistic. 】

……

Qishejiang laughed in astonishment, "Isn't this made up?"

He also didn't expect to be photographed on the plane. Thinking about it again, he kept looking outside, so he probably was misunderstood.This guessing ability reminded him of some newspapers from 80 years ago, and they really haven't changed.

But this misunderstanding cannot be solved, it is impossible to go out and declare that Jesse and Zhang Yue really have no deep hatred, they have met and smiled, who would believe it.And "Returning to the Garden" probably wants this effect.

"Let me see, son, are you tired over there?" Xia Yiwei held Qishejiang's face and gnawed twice.

Qishejiang was a little embarrassed. Although it was not the first time and he had memories of this, he was not used to Xia Yiwei's westernized actions.

"Well... It's good, not tired." Qishejiang said the truth.

At first, he thought it was a little hard work, but later he found out that the agricultural machinery is so advanced that he doesn't know how easy it is. As for the daily work of picking vegetables, chopping firewood, lighting fires, and cooking, it is not worth mentioning at all.

Although he has never studied farm work, and his family has been performing arts since he was a child, this type of work is completely a basic life skill, and of course it is not tiring.

"After a few days of rest at home, we'll find another good show for you. You'll definitely like it this time." Xia Yiwei said with a smile.

Qishejiang's heart skipped a beat, could it be...

Sure enough, Xia Yiwei said at the next moment: "You were recording a program, and Mr. Meng and the others didn't contact you. We planned it together. We asked Mr. Meng and Mr. Zeng to take you to Quyi Stage together. A three-mouth comic dialogue at a time."

Qishejiang was happy at first, and corrected him casually: "That's called group cross talk, not three."

Xia Yiwei: "Huh, is that right? Well, anyway, I won such an opportunity. Teacher Meng said that you will go to him when you come back. I want to think about what to say with you."

Qishejiang happily agreed.

A few days later, Qishejiang went to Zeng Wen's house, and Meng Jingyuan was also there.

Zeng Wen greeted him and said, "We're talking, this time it's still an old job."

If it was an ordinary actor, it would be fine to act in some new shows, but if Qishejiang was innovative, coupled with his identity as Haiqing's legs, it would be even more inappropriate.

Qishejiang nodded, "Look at what you're talking about."

This is the inconvenience of recording TV. Like Qishejiang and the others at that time, many artists were actually more accustomed to "doing the work", referring to watching, and talking about the audience.

In the past performances, there was no curtain call, and it was all based on the audience at the time, their reactions, and the situation, to decide which cross talk to follow after the talk.In this way, the best effect can be achieved.

But now the rules are different, especially for this kind of formal TV performance, you have to think about it in advance, and you have to pay special attention to which part to choose in order to ensure the effect of the performance.In this regard, it was obvious that Meng Jingyuan and the others had more experience.

Meng Jingyuan said: "Can you handle "Picking the Jacket"?"

Qishejiang's heart relaxed, he could handle this job, so he nodded.

Meng Jingyuan also smiled in relief: "Then you can get tired of it. Of course."

The program "Picking the Jacket" has a long history, and it can be said that it has passed the test of time.It has been around since the time of Daqi Shejiang, and it has been performed by many famous masters, and it lasts for a long time.

This section of Liangzi is adapted from a story of a complete lie in "Xiaolin Guangji", and it also incorporates other literary works such as "Continued Jinling Suoji" and "Jiang Mulberry Cai Shun Filial Piety", which have always been told by three people.

In the group cross talk of the three people, in addition to the teasing and teasing, there is also a character called "Nian Jieer".

The greasy seam in "Picking the Jacket" is also a very important role in it, and it takes a lot of effort.

Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen had always been teasing partners, and the audience was used to it. In addition, the subtle kung fu here was of course left to Qishejiang to show.

Although it was an old joke, given Qishejiang's current situation, he had to think about a suitable new burden before he could see what he could do.The three of them discussed in front of the notebook.

In addition, the notebooks they took had changed some of the plots in the past few decades, which were slightly different from what Qishejiang had learned before, so he had to ask the two of them how to use them.

Qishejiang prepared carefully at home, but he didn't even know that his itinerary to go to Quyi TV to record a program had also spread.

Because of his performance at the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala, and because he was still participating in other variety shows, the public thought it was just another crossover. After all, Qishejiang performed well last time.

This time it not only cooperates with Meng Jingyuan, but also adds Zeng Wen, which is actually quite exciting.

On the day of the recording, Qishejiang took his coat and went to the recording site. Meng Jingyuan and the others were also frequent visitors, and they had been there for a long time. They introduced him to the program team and communicated about the recording matters later.

Qishejiang also got the favor of the other two, and sat in the single room with them to prepare.

On the way, Zeng Wen went out to smoke a cigarette, and when he came back, his face changed, "Jessie, you have to be mentally prepared, there are many fans of yours in the auditorium."

"What?" Qishejiang was shocked.

Meng Jingyuan was also quite frightened, "Jesse's fans? You mean, they are all young girls?"

Zeng Wen rubbed his forehead, "It's nothing. I don't know where I got the tickets. These tickets are free tickets. I guess I bought them from scalpers. There must be more than half a seat of fans."

Meng Jingyuan murmured: "I didn't expect this..."

They have rich experience in performances, but they did not expect this situation. They have always recorded programs on Quyi Channel, and most of the people sitting next to them are Quyi fans.

So before, part of the burden of their research was also aimed at audiences who had a certain understanding of cross talk.

Changing the audience, the effect is bound to be slightly affected.Although TV cross talk has to face a large audience in front of the TV, the atmosphere of the scene is sometimes part of the performance.

What's more, if you broadcast it and ask experts to watch it, they don't care what the audience is, they will only think that you are a little burdened and shaken not well enough.

This is not good, everything is wrong!

It would be fine if it was an ordinary performance, but this was Qishejiang's first few steps, and he had to walk steadily, so Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen were a little anxious.

Qishejiang looked ugly. He looked at the time. It was less than two hours away from the approximate time the director said. He immediately brought a pen and paper and said, "I'll change the burden, and we'll get it right as we go."

Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen looked at each other, that was the only way to go.

Qishejiang changed his burden on the spot, and they were still talking to each other until 1 minute before going on stage.

"...Let's go." Qishejiang closed his eyes, relaxed his expression, and walked out.

……

At today's recording scene, many of the audience came to see Qi Shejiang on purpose.

Since Qishejiang's debut, there have only been three shows. The first variety show was recorded everywhere, and most of the time it was outdoors.Forget second gear, party.The third file is "Returning to the Garden and Living in the Field", which is also not available to the onlookers.

This time when he found out that he came to Quyi Channel to record a program, the fans were so excited, they rushed to tell everyone, and got tickets from various channels to record the scene.

After waiting for a long time and watching dramas that I wasn't interested in, it's finally time for Jesse to play.

Our Jesse is really the best cross talk talker among the idols!

"Ahhhh Jesse!"

"Qishejiang—"

"Husband I love you!!"

Before the figure appeared, the auditorium had already boiled a little.

The host said a series of words in a serious manner, and finally introduced: "Okay, the following is the traditional cross talk "Picking the Jacket", performed by cross talk performing artists Zeng Wen, Meng Jingyuan, and young cross talk actor Qi Shejiang !"

There were thunderous applause and screams at the scene.

But soon, some discordant voices came out of this enthusiastic movement belatedly.

"Did she just say that young comedians are here??"

The author has something to say: I won’t be stuck with cross talk this time, I’ll save it for the next chapter.If you are interested and have never heard of it, you can search for "Picking the Jacket". There are many classic versions, and the expression in the text is definitely not as good as the real one.

PS: The previous cross talk like "Resurrection" was all made up. In fact, I wrote it bravely because I was afraid that everyone would substitute reality. I also mentioned it in the copy, but in the comment area, everyone thought of it. It really made Rabbit feel big head.So this time I'm going to write about real cross talk, and I can't help but say it again, my protagonists are all paper people with both talent and appearance. If I have to say who I look like, it's Cui Qichao and Xiaobai!