What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

Cross-border cooperation with old artists for cross-talk, that is versatile and entertaining the public, but as a young cross-talk actor, being introduced by a TV station is another matter.

Among other things, with so many fans present, I didn't even know that my fan was a cross talk actor!

Until the three of Qishejiang came to the stage, some of them didn't react.

The on-site director hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, the audience responds and shoot again, what kind of expression is this, don't talk small things."

They don't lead the applause for the whole scene, and even many applause clips are filmed at the beginning.It's just that when the actor came on stage, what's the matter with the commotion below.

Fan: ...This is the expression of confusion, puzzlement, and sluggishness!

They applauded again with doubts.

……

The three of Qishejiang stood still in front of the stage, bowed, and stood inside the scene table, while the other two were outside.

Zeng Wen and Meng Jingyuan wore a set of black coats, while Qishejiang was still wearing the same crow blue coat, but he also wore a dark blue mandarin coat over it, which was a prop for this scene.

Zeng Wen has profound skills, seeing the audience's first reaction, he came up without panic, and said unhurriedly: "I'm afraid you will admit your mistake, the young comedian Qishejiang who was mentioned in the curtain call just now is not me, but the one next to me. It's Zeng Wen."

He pointed at Qishejiang.

Meng Jingyuan smiled, "Okay, no one will admit it!"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience. This door-opening bag worked well.

A small number of folk art lovers were also familiar with Zeng Wen and the two of them, and they could see what Qishejiang looked like, which suddenly deepened their impression of Qishejiang.

But what is the level of this young man?If you dare to play a mandarin jacket, it can't be too bad.But looking at this appearance, it makes people feel uncertain.

Zeng Wen smiled and said, "Let me introduce to you again. This is my partner, Meng Jingyuan. You will definitely not admit it. In the past, Teacher Meng and I cooperated. The young comedian who came out today is the one between us. the third party..."

The audience understood: "yooooooooo~~~~~"

In an instant, Qishejiang's eyes widened imperceptibly.

...he got it!So that's what "yooo" means! !

"Wait a minute, why isn't it on the right side?" Meng Jingyuan laughed and deliberately confused this sentence.

Zeng Wen also pretended to be stupid, "Yes, right."

Meng Jingyuan: "Wait a little longer, I've already wanted to tell you that this is a cross talk actor you introduced earlier? It's not that big, is it?"

Did you mention this?That's right, don't mention him, the fans at the scene thought it was not right.

Zeng Wen laughed and said, "Why is that wrong? Didn't you two perform together? At a party."

Meng Jingyuan waved her hand: "It's all for entertainment."

Zeng Wen said again: "It's not for entertainment now, Jesse, come on, tell Teacher Meng."

Only then did Qishejiang speak, "That's the thing. Last time I finished talking about cross talk, the response was pretty good. I wanted to develop in this direction, so I found Mr. Zeng. Mr. Zeng is so kind. He said yes, you and I Let's perform together."

"So casual?" Meng Jingyuan said to Zeng Wen, "You know how capable he is, so you call him a young comedian?"

Zeng Wen said happily: "You don't know, he is very good."

Meng Jingyuan looked at Qishejiang: "Really?"

Qishejiang said honestly: "Yes, Mr. Zeng told me especially the face."

Zeng Wen: "Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

"Hahahahahahahaha yes."

The scene was full of applause and echoes.

Many fans were thinking in their hearts, could it be that this announcement is actually part of the show, to match the next cross talk plot?

In this way, the performance looks very real, which makes everyone more immersive, and the image comes out immediately.

Everyone put down the title of "Young Comedian" for a moment and entered the story.

"Is it plausible?" Meng Jingyuan spat, "Co-authoring is all based on appearance."

"Ability is also there. Come on, Jesse, let's perform a show." Zeng Wen said, "If you have any talents, show them to Teacher Meng."

Qishejiang said confidently: "Mr. Meng, my mother is a singer, so I'm very good at duet singing, especially learning to sing a pop song is easy."

Zeng Wen said: "Let's do this, Jessie, Teacher Meng and I will order some songs, and you will sing three verses. If you can sing well, it means that you still have the ability to learn to sing. This young comedian , you just stand there!"

Qishejiang nodded: "Yes!"

Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen lowered their heads and muttered for a while, then raised their heads, and they both gave Qishejiang a wicked smile, "Sing "The Time of Love" and listen to it."

Qishejiang suddenly showed a speechless expression, and at the same time, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

This song is basically a new song composed by his colleagues in the previous show. It is currently in the promotion period and it is everywhere.

Qishejiang paused for a while with a look of embarrassment.Only then said: "I won't!"

With tone of voice and intervals and facial expressions, it's not that he doesn't know, but that he doesn't want to.

Meng Jingyuan laughed, "Just now I said that I am good at pop songs. This song has become so popular recently, you can't even know it."

Zeng Wen also nodded: "Oh, you...didn't you do a show with the original singer at that time, didn't they teach you?"

His words let a small number of audience members who didn't know what they were talking about know that it was to blame Qishejiang for something they didn't deal with, and they smiled knowingly.

Qishejiang looked as if he had been poked into something sad, "No, no, you can change it to something else."

The two discussed for a while, and changed another song. This song was sung by Meng Jingyuan for TV dramas in the early years, and it is still a bit popular.

Qishejiang looked at the ceiling and thought for a while, then simply said: "That's not possible either!"

"I have to criticize you, you don't even know this song." Zeng Wen said seriously, "Why don't you go back and be an idol."

Qishejiang hurriedly said: "Wait, Mr. Zeng, isn't this another chance to sing three verses, and I will definitely sing the last one!"

As soon as his words fell to the ground, Meng Jingyuan tilted her head and said quickly and retaliatoryly: "Sing "Autumn Waters"."

Qishejiang: "..."

Actually ordered the famous work of Shouguanshan Band. Most of the audience are fans. They are familiar with their grievances. While laughing out loud, they immediately became excited and applauded together, "Sing one! Sing one!"

It stands to reason that many of them are Qishejiang's fans, but the atmosphere of cross talk is too assimilated, and I can't help but run on idols together...

Qishejiang expressed grief and anger, "Aren't you bullying people! Don't say it, I won't say it, can't I be a young comedian?"

He flicked his hand, turned and left.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm making people anxious!"

"Laughing to death, there's something about Zhang Yue again, and I'll kill him again!"

"Looking back, Zhang Yue will go crazy again, haha."

I didn't expect to cue to Zhang Yue again. Seeing Qishejiang's performance, the fans' voices were about to burst into laughter, and they didn't forget to whisper, "You look so angry and cute!"

"Wait!" At this moment, Zeng Wen rushed forward, grabbed Qishejiang who was about to leave, and began to peel off his clothes. Qishejiang also fought back and resisted. The two started fighting on the stage, fighting together , immediately aroused enthusiastic responses from the audience.

While the two were torn apart, Qishejiang lay down on the stage, half of his jacket was untied.

Now the atmosphere on the scene is even more lively, what kind of mesmerizing picture is this?

Look at Jesse's messy hair and reddish cheeks, why can't you bring your phone in to take pictures!

Zeng Wen and Qishejiang fought, but were stopped by Meng Jingyuan.

"I'm telling you, you can leave if you want, just take off your jacket." Zeng Wen pointed to Qishejiang's jacket, "This jacket is mine!"

……

This program is called "Picking the Jacket". Of course, the jacket is the most important clue. So many things I said earlier are just to draw this out.

At the beginning, the three of Qishejiang were arranged according to their old scripts. In front of them, Qishejiang had to learn to sing a few verses of Taiping lyrics, and then he would find his burden from the lyrics of Taiping.

But looking at so many fans coming today, many of them may have never heard of cross talk before, let alone the lyrics of Taiping.Fearing that something might happen at the scene, they changed the burden and replaced it with the two of them testing Qishejiang's popular songs in turn.

Qishejiang didn't sing at all, which also prevented possible extreme situations from affecting the performance.

In this way, the on-site effect became more and more popular.

The new audience didn't mention it, but the old audience nodded secretly. Regardless of the good looks, the work is not bad.Up to now, they didn't pay attention to Qishejiang's appearance, at least not with all their attention.

……

Qishejiang explained to Meng Jingyuan aggrievedly that the mandarin jacket was borrowed from Zeng Wen's house for today's performance, "But I don't wear this mandarin jacket for nothing. I went to Teacher Zeng's house that day. When he was not there, auntie was at home. Auntie and I Say, Jesse..."

"Wait! This is definitely not my wife." Zeng Wen said firmly, "My wife can't speak foreign language!"

"Okay, she said, Jessie." Qishejiang said with an expression that you are satisfied, "Old Zeng is always clouded in his speech, maybe he doesn't know what to say, and he likes to talk big. Stop asking. If you are angry outside, you will find us when you get home. You are performing with him now, and if he is questioned next time, you will help him to achieve consummation. Tell me, my mandarin jacket is not right. Are you dressed in white?"

Meng Jingyuan nodded, "That makes sense, and I can help you with the clothes."

Zeng Wen sneered, "Help me? Can I use him to help? I am talking, when did the clouds cover the mountains? I have never been asked. I am too educated and knowledgeable. Those who say what I say He is illiterate, he doesn’t understand, how can I argue with them, it looks like I’m being questioned. Just take yesterday as an example, when I watched the sky at night, it seemed to be windy, and it really was windy.”

Meng Jingyuan thought about it, "Yes, there is wind."

Zeng Wen said carelessly: "The wind was so strong. It blew all night. There is a well in the yard of my house. In one night, the wind was blown to the outside of the wall!"

Naturally, Meng Jingyuan looked incredible, how could the wind blow the well to another place?

"You don't believe it? Ask him if you don't believe me!" Zeng Wen pointed at Qishejiang.

Meng Jingyuan grabbed Qishejiang and asked him, "Did you know about this? The wind was so strong that the well was blown from the wall to the outside."

Qishejiang looked him up and down, "Teacher Meng, did you come on stage before you woke up? Can the well blow off the wall? Never heard of it!"

At this time, Zeng Wen rushed over and began to strip La Qishejiang's clothes again, which again attracted screams from the fans, wishing that he would strip them all.

"My house's well was blown out of the wall, why don't you hear about it?" Zeng Wen said anxiously with a pale face.

Qishejiang was dumbfounded, he hesitated and said: "Yes, it belongs to your family... Yes, I remembered, there is such a thing!"

Meng Jingyuan laughed, "Have you really heard of it? Then tell me, how did you get out of the wall?"

Qishejiang wiped his cold sweat with his sleeve, with a guilty expression on his face, "This...it should be, is this the case..."

Under Meng Jingyuan's repeated questioning, Qishejiang managed to make up a whole story, "...that wall is a fence wall, and it has been old for a long time, and it will be bad when it blows in the wind and the sun. When the wind blows, the fence wall bulges in. Circle, Mr. Zeng, he has bad eyesight, and he immediately said, why did the well in my house get blown out!"

……

At this point, we have entered the most important part of the work, the complete lie.

Hearing this too, the old audience with good hearing nods repeatedly, unable to hide their appreciation, the words are hot, live and steady, this is a good show!

The center of "Picking the Jacket" is a lie, and the whole story structure is played by a funny actor who plays a nonsense role, bragging and lying, and exaggerating to the fullest.

The popular actor goes to the bottom of the matter and wants to expose the lie.

And because the actor who was tired of the seam borrowed the funny mandarin jacket, he could only rack his brains to help him lie, so as to close the seam.

As soon as this lie was fulfilled, the next lie came again.After so many questions and answers, the bragging became more and more exaggerated, full of jokes, and very solid.

……

"Tell me, is there such a thing? A cricket with a brain about the size of this house, as long as twelve high-speed train carriages, with whiskers like telegraph poles, and eyes like searchlights." Meng Jingyuan pulled Qishejiang, Ask the last lie.

Passing by the front, the audience was already laughing when they heard him say this. This lie is too difficult to come true!

Qishejiang said categorically, "Nonsense!"

Meng Jingyuan: "But that's what Teacher Zeng said."

Zeng Wen: "Oh, I said so."

"What he said was useless."

"how?"

"This jacket... I don't want it anymore!"

The last burden trembled, and the three of them bowed and stepped down together.

The audience applauded loudly, not only the fans who were attracted, but also the old audience who were used to Zeng and Meng's cross talk, applauded vigorously.

Based on their experience of listening to cross talk for many years, this young man's ability is directly proportional to his appearance. This job is so good!

……

As I said before, "Picking the Jacket" has very high requirements for the actors.That's because in this paragraph, the actors need to use the technique of "catching the blind".

It means that when you speak, you use a hammer to the east and a mallet to the west, as if there are no accurate words at all.A person with mature skills can show the state of a novice without annoying the audience. One can imagine the requirements for proportion and heat!

In this paragraph, it was Qishejiang who wanted to perform the uneasiness. He racked his brains to lie, and his embarrassment made the audience laugh.The audience can hardly tell whether he is really embarrassed or fake.

Even when he was squeezed by someone with an appointment, it was almost impossible to tell if he played on the spot, otherwise, where did the embarrassment come from.

But in fact, every sentence, every tone, and even facial expressions and movements are all thought out in advance.

Let Qishejiang play it again, he can guarantee that the blushing, flustered and restless effect will still be there!