What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

From the recording of the first episode, other guests have been talking about Qishe Jiangkeng people, and some people have sent Xia Yiwei complaints on WeChat.Later, when Qishejiang's career plan came out, they were still muttering in their hearts.

Not to mention other conditions, they really believe that Qishejiang can do it in terms of professional ability alone!

The audience can fall into the pit when watching it on TV, not to mention that they listened to it live, facing the performance directly, with a stronger sense of substitution and appeal.

This time, everyone's schedule was on the right track, and we recorded the second episode together. Whenever we got a chance, we all gathered together, and hurriedly urged Qishejiang to go up and continue the stand-up comedy from last time.

"I've thought of it a long time ago. This time, everyone will have to pay again." Qishejiang cupped his hands, and took out a piece of Xingmu from his bag.

This was given to him by Xia Yiwei, and it was put on someone else's body. It was a gift from the master. Qishejiang didn't have a teacher, so Xia Yiwei ordered a piece of ebony for his son to show his support.

Qishejiang was a little moved by surprise, and carefully accepted it.This time I knew that I might have to say another paragraph, so I brought it here.

Everyone looked at it, "Wow, you are really well prepared, but this time I also brought small change! Luckily!"

This time there were still some villagers present, and it was quite lively. Qishejiang didn't have a microphone, but he didn't use a microphone either. When he raised his voice, his voice could be heard clearly and far away, "Lonely country is moving wine and sorrow, frosty sky and moonlit night are insomnia Clay figurines talk about ordinary things, don't discuss what is right and what is wrong!"

Once the opening poem was read, Xingmu fell again, and the scene was completely stunned!

Even though it was just for fun on the show, it's still getting used to it.

Qishejiang was halfway through the last time, and this time he continued. He first mentioned the plot ahead of time in a few words, so that those who hadn't heard it would know what was going on, and then continued, "Have the county magistrate ever met Yang Haoshan?" Such a scoundrel was pushed to the ground at that time, and Yang Haoshan was riding on his belly. Yang Haoshan used to know all kinds of wine, food and games, and he usually went to cat games with spare money.

"Everyone, this Maoer troupe is made up of young girls, some of whom are still waiting in the brothel. He has seen too much, and he can sing without knowing how to compose poems. But Yang Haoshan is going all out. Where has the county magistrate ever seen such a mad bee wave?" Die, he claims to be a gentleman, but when he saw his wife like this, he was so frightened that he rolled out of the bed and begged for forgiveness."

Here Qishejiang used pouring mouth, imitating the county magistrate's accent to beg for mercy, and then imitating Yang Haoshan who had a female body.Hearing that the county magistrate was scared out of his wits by Yang Haoshan's boldness, everyone laughed lowly.

"Yang Haoshan has been suppressed for a long time. Think about it, he is like a woman all day long. Now he is also working hard, jumping off the bed, overturning the county magistrate, and the two of them entangled on the ground, like a bastard eating watermelon, rolling, Climb.

"Fortunately, the rescuer came at this time, and the boy reported outside the door that there was a fire in the county government warehouse, and there were still thousands of stones of government food in there. , Don't run away, old bastard, now you can't afford it anymore?

"The servants outside are dumbfounded! Seeing the old man come out covering his face with his sleeves, he fled in despair. After thinking for a while, he decided to be a caring person, and said in a low voice: Master, I have a secret recipe here. Anyone who uses it will know..."

Qishejiang paused for a while, allowing time for everyone to laugh, and it happened to imitate the county magistrate's astonishment, and then he reprimanded the boy.

From this time, Yang Haoshan seemed to have opened his mind, he thought that he was ordered by Hades to come here to avenge, why should he be timid, so in the county magistrate's house it was like a whale opening its mouth, sea turtles running rampant, making waves in the county magistrate's house.

The county magistrate's family was so disturbed that he gradually felt the smell, so he went to the home of a yin and yang student to take a look.But Yang Haoshan himself was born as a bum, so he was not afraid of those tricksters, so he made fun of them.

Fortunately, someone gave the county magistrate an idea, took his wife to the temple, and then came back on the pretext of business, and stayed with her for a while, so that he could be clean.The county magistrate was overjoyed, and immediately took Yang Haoshan to a temple on the outskirts of the city under the pretext of doing something for his ancestors.

Besides, the Zhao family who originally falsely accused Yang Haoshan had a young master Zhao Sheng who was studying, and he also lived in the temple to study books at that time.

Yang Haoshan saw Zhao Sheng while wandering around in the temple, he felt that this was a good opportunity given by God, so that he could take revenge, so he tricked Zhao Sheng into the meditation room.

"...Zhao Sheng is ignorant, and eats tea as soon as he serves it. Yang Haoshan sneered, standing behind him, spontaneously pulled out a palm-length hairpin, and held it up."

Speaking of which, Qishejiang imitated the figure of Dan Jiaoer in Beijing opera, walking around in small steps, walking faster and faster, as if hovering behind Zhao Sheng.Holding the hairpin in his hand, he was a little flustered, acting out Yang Haoshan's emotions perfectly.

"It's just in time! The county magistrate heard the ear report, and he has already walked out of the room, and hastily kicked the door open. Before the person arrived, he raised his voice first, and only heard him scold: "It's blue sky, white sun, what are you doing here!" "

"Crack!" Qishejiang patted Xingmu, and the story ended here.

Everyone woke up like a dream.

"What? Is this the end?"

"Is there a mistake? Can it still work? It's over again. I won't be here in the next issue!"

He really wanted to kill someone, why did he stop here, Yang Haoshan wanted to mess with Zhao Sheng, but the county magistrate thought he was cheating on him, this is at a critical juncture of the story, how could it be stopped!

Qishejiang said innocently: "But the director told me that if I want to say it this time, I can only say it once."

Everyone: "..."

They stared at the director, who took a few steps back and hid in the house.

……

With extreme dissatisfaction, everyone can only play Truth or Dare together, playing tricks on the recruits.

Zhang Yue was also unlucky, and the second time he drew a big adventure.

He looked at everyone's malicious smiles, stepped back and said, "Enough is enough!"

At this time, Zhou Dong said loudly: "I propose to let Lao Zhang sing!"

Zhang Yue's expression relaxed a little, good brother.

Others were also a bit dissatisfied. It's a big risk to let a band lead singer sing.

The next moment, Zhou Dong smiled and said, "Old Zhang can sing "Why the West Chamber."

Everyone was silent for a while, and then screamed and booed. This was a big revelation. Unexpectedly, Zhang Yue, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually learned to sing "Why the West Chamber" in private!

Zhang Yue's voice was drowned out: "I won't!"

"Okay, you can still sing "Why the West Chamber", it really is love and kill each other?"

The other guests kept teasing, and they seemed to not give up, and they didn't take Zhang Yue's defense seriously at all.

Zhang Yue: "..."

If he dies one day, he must be cheated to death by his teammates.

On the contrary, Qishejiang said with great interest: "Do you want to sing, I will accompany you."

Zhang Yue was pushed forward, gritted his teeth and said, "...I'm really not familiar with you."

Immediately, someone handed over the phone, "Here, the lyrics and sheet music I searched for now."

Zhang Yue's face turned dark: "..."

Qishejiang, on the other hand, held the sanxian quite relaxed and happily, mastering the rhythm very habitually, "Let's do half a song, I'll sing a few lines, and then you start from the second verse."

I saw that Zhang Yue's black face was black, and when Qi Shejiang finished singing the four sentences of his brother's letter, he still covered his forehead and said: "The bright eyes are misty and like smoke, it seems that we have met each other and pity each other. If you don't hide your face lightly, you can Laugh at Penglai First Immortal."

The upper and lower sections of "Why the West Chamber" are written from the male and female protagonists respectively. Although Ms. Cui sang by Zhang Yue, everyone said after hearing it: "Oh, this lyrics is suitable for Jesse... Lao Zhang, you watched Jesse sing! "

Zhang Yue: "..."

He looked at Qishejiang quite speechlessly, but found that Qishejiang didn't look unhappy at all, and even smiled at him.

Zhang Yue froze and wanted to turn his face back, but somehow he didn't in the end, and he really looked at Qishejiang as the booers said.

Qishejiang raised his chin, signaling to Zhang Yue that the chorus was about to begin.

In all fairness, Zhang Yue's singing skills are much better than the original singing in just four sentences, and the timbre is also good. The male version sings with a different flavor, and even has a touch of lingering meaning.

Accompanied by Qishejiang's imitation of the geese's calls by cleverly changing the strings, the song reaches its climax, "It's not like dreaming about the love of the world, but also waking up to the end of time, so why bother to be frightened in the west chamber. In the memories of meeting in a painting boat again..."

Now Qishejiang is relatively familiar with the lyrics, he hummed the harmony, and sang the last line with Zhang Yue, "When the moon is full again, the snow will light up the lights, and I will sing this love to the adventure—"

Qishejiang's singing still had the flavor of a disciple's book, but it was perfect for this song, adding a touch of charm to Zhang Yue's performance.

It seems to be two styles from two time and space, not colliding, but intertwined and fused.

The crowd, who were still laughing, slowly fell silent during the singing, and it took a long time for someone to speak after the lingering sound had dissipated.

"...Oh my god, it sounds so good." A female guest covered her heart, "I have to say that Zhang Yue sang this song with a romantic feeling. I used to listen to this song with the taste of traditional folk art. Listening to it now, it feels like a love song from hundreds of years ago."

"Hey, our lead singer's business level is still okay, right? Jesse is good with each other," Zhou Dong winked his eyes and praised, "Singing so affectionately to the object of each other."

Everyone burst into laughter: "Hahahahahahahaha!!!"

Zhang Yue: "..."

Turning around, Qishejiang also looked a little helpless, and the two looked at each other, feeling as if everything was in silence.

……

……

During the recording interval of the second episode, Zhang Yue pointed out a lot of details about Qishejiang's revision of his children's book, which he felt was very helpful.

When the recording was over, Qishejiang couldn't help but invite Zhang Yue to his residence again, wanting to ask another question, if it was convenient for him.There are too many arias and song books for Zidishu, and he still has a lot of work to do, so he feels a little powerless.

Zhang Yuezhen agreed, and when Qishejiang asked about the salary, he still looked insulted, saying something like "Do you know how expensive I am?" Don't think that your family can make money.

After hearing this, Qishejiang said, "Hey, I have to negotiate the price first."

Zhang Yue: "..."

This sentence sounded normal, but he always felt that something was weird. Could it be that he himself was too dirty?

Qishejiang continued: "How can you sleep without talking about the price... No, I sang."

He vomited after playing for a while, and turned out the burden by himself.

Zhang Yue: "..."

...he knew it!

Qishejiang also had a bit of an occupational disease, and when he got to the point of speaking, he felt uncomfortable if he didn't shake his burden.

Zhang Yue hung up the phone angrily, put on a mask, and took a taxi to Qishejiang's apartment.

"Here are tickets. Here are four of them. Let's see if Xie Qing and the others come." Qishejiang first brought out a few tickets for cross talk performances, which was agreed before.

Zhang Yue groaned and said the same thing, "I see when I have time."

Qishejiang laughed, he figured it out, Zhang Yue liked duplicity.

One of them was holding the sanxian, the other was using the mobile phone to use the app, and adjusted the music score. This busy work, three or four hours passed without knowing it.

Qishejiang let go of the string, "Take a break."

It was also in this process that Zhang Yue finally figured out what Zidishu is and how it is different from Dagu. At this moment, he asked curiously, "Where did you learn this?"

Qishejiang said with a low face: "It's far away. I learned it from an old man. After I learned it, I don't know it's here. No one listens to it anymore."

After Zhang Yue heard it, he felt sour. He understood that far away place as a foreign country. In that place, there are old people who don’t know the domestic information. Do you think that there are still people who love these ancient folk arts...

Did the old man proudly teach Qishejiang these things, and Qishejiang didn't know that was the case until he came here, it had disappeared from most people's lives.

What Zhang Yue does is pop music, but this does not prevent him from feeling that emotion. He said in a low voice: "If you have any questions in the future, just come to me."

Qishejiang smiled again, "Then we really need to talk about the price."

Zhang Yue took out a banknote from his pocket, slapped it on the table, raised his chin, "here, here you are."

——If you want to say that the one who really gave money, it is also him, right? !

But he forgot how it was possible to take advantage of Qishejiang's position here. Qishejiang took the money and said casually, "It's the first time I've seen you pay back money. You love beauty and not money."

It is said that bustards love banknotes, and sisters love beauty.

Zhang Yue: "..."

He slapped his hands bitterly and snatched the money back.

Qishejiang smiled indifferently, thinking that he should go to Li Jing and ask him to help talk about this matter.Zhang Yue talked about the loyalty of the world, let alone let him down.

……

After a busy day, it's already night.When Zhang Yue left the community, he felt a little strange, as if he had been photographed.This is the sensitivity he cultivated in the entertainment industry.

Zhang Yue simply took the subway back to see who could keep up with him.The busiest station went up and down a few times, but no one could find Zhang Yue.He buried his head and put on a mask and stood in the corner with his head bowed, so passers-by couldn't tell the difference.

After returning home, Zhang Yue turned on his mobile phone, looked at Weibo, and found that there were more Aites than usual, and Xin Dao seemed to have really been photographed before.He took a closer look and found that most of them came from the same original Weibo post.

[Watermelon Entertainment: Netizens broke the news that Zhang Yue entered Jesse's house and stayed for several hours before leaving! 】

The attached photo is a photo of Zhang Yuejin's apartment, and there are photos of Qishejiang going in and out before for comparison, which proves that this is indeed Qishejiang's home.

Oh, this...really...how can it be described so ambiguously, what do others think, alas!

Zhang Yue clicked on the comment casually.

[Where did the pheasant news come from!Is Zhang Yue that kind of person? ! 】

[After so many years, can't everyone have some confidence in Zhang Yue's dog temper? 】

[You said that Zhang Yue entered Jesse's house, and I said that you are an idiot talking nonsense in your dreams.It's true, it's false, it's not blind to you.If Zhang Yue is in the picture, I will give you my head as a watermelon. 】

[Lead singer fans are different, and the comments also rhyme. 】

Zhang Yue: "..."

You can't blame everyone, who let them see that Zhang Yue and Qishejiang are in the same boat.

Especially in the past two days, the first episode of "Returning to the Garden" has also officially started broadcasting. Recently, Qishejiang has been in the limelight, and his new identity is being discussed everywhere. When the program crew edited the preview, he also said "We have a cross talk" Entertainer" and the reactions of Zhou Dong and others were cut in.

As expected, their reactions turned out to be a joke.Although he knew that Qishejiang hadn't announced it at that time, and the whole world didn't expect him to change jobs, but because of this, it was so funny to see Zhou Dong and the others!

The attractive trailer, and the other guests are also well-known, the ratings are very good.

Naturally, the relationship between Zhang Yue and Qishejiang was also cut very coldly.

It was not wrong for Qishejiang to ignore Zhang Yue as soon as he met him, and Qishejiang even teased Zhang Yue.In the end, Zhang Yue got up in the morning and saw Qishejiang practicing, so he got up to take a look and walked away, as if he thought Qishejiang was disturbing him.

That's two people who have to sleep on the same bed. What can the audience say, of course, they are exaggerating the director's team for a job well done!Well done to the rest of the Guanshan band!

In addition to the stand-up comedy that killed people, everyone had to admit that Qishejiang's performance was unexpected.

I thought he would be the one who made the most jokes and was taken care of the most, and thought that he might gain fame for his hard work, but he never expected that in the pastoral life, Qishejiang is the one who is most comfortable in water!

Can speak dialect, can communicate with the locals without barriers, so as to learn skills, and even sing ditties, coaxing the old man to lend agricultural machinery for free... If the content is not so solid, there is no loophole at all, I am afraid that someone really wants it Suspected that Xia Yiwei invested.

After the show was broadcast, the ratings were pretty good. With the chain reaction, the relationship between Zhang Yue and Qishejiang became more noticeable. I don't know if the show team was doing something wrong. Now it seems that they are the number one rival in the entertainment industry.

The jokers all made up jokes about these two people.By the way, there are also Zhang Yue's dark fans.

Under such an almost carnival atmosphere...

Zhang Yue went to watch the cross talk performance with Qishejiang participating.

He and his teammates didn't act together either. When he was buying a drink outside the arena alone, he was photographed and posted online: "Why do I feel like I saw Zhang Yue?"

In the photo, Zhang Yue is wearing a mask, with half of his face exposed, which is indeed similar to the one in everyone's impression.

But all the people who forwarded it said bloggers wake up, you are dreaming.

——Take a look at your Weibo positioning, okay?You are watching a cross talk show with Qishejiang participating. Do you think you might see Zhang Yue?Why don't you say that you saw the Bone Demon taking a bath in Huaguo Mountain?

In the end, even the blogger himself began to doubt his own eyes, "Okay, okay, I'm blind."

After waiting for a while, everyone looked back and saw these ironclad evidences, and then they sighed: What on earth were we thinking?

Let's go back to Qishejiang's performance.

This is a special crosstalk performance by Meng Jingyuan's senior brother Zhou Sihe. Meng Jingyuan contacted him and asked Qishejiang to play for Zhou Sihe, that is, to perform between Zhou Sihe's performances, so that Zhou Sihe can rest, otherwise he would talk for several hours , which can bear it.

This is also quite a test, everyone is buying tickets for Zhou Sihe, if the performance is not good, then the audience may play with their mobile phones, smoke a cigarette, and wait for Zhou Sihe to come up again.

Zhou Sihe and Meng Jingyuan have a good relationship. He knew that there was a war of words in the folk art world recently, so he just supported Meng Jingyuan. He agreed immediately, and even specially called his lover Liu Qing to Qishejiang to praise him—it is impossible for Meng Jingyuan to personally Let's play the game together.

As soon as the cast list for this performance was announced, many people paid attention to it and felt a lot of emotion.

Who is Zhou Sihe?The root is Zheng Miaohong, who has learned cross talk since he was a child. He has been in the industry for more than 20 years.Qi Shejiang is a two-door hug, while Zhou Sihe, in addition to cross talk, also learned Jingdong Dagu and Henan Zhuizi from his teachers, and they hug together.

This Liu job is quite good, playing Zhou Sihe's stage and performing for his fans, that's the hard mode.

[Qishejiang is quite kind, he really went down this road, and even went to assist in acting.Those who buy special tickets now are not all fans of Zhou Sihe. 】

[I feel that this is more difficult than performing it on TV, and this time the partners are not Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen, and I have never heard of it.I heard that those who go to listen to cross talk, if they can't perform well, they will call it good at the time, and they will embarrass you to death. 】

[Uh, even if the performance is good, it won't be recognized, right?I think it's a rascal to say this. In fact, what Qishejiang said is pretty good in my eyes. Anyway, I watched Noh. 】

There was a lot of gossip, and there were actually many people who supported Qishejiang. It's just that even the cross talk circle was arguing endlessly, and they couldn't tell whether Qishejiang's ability was enough to conquer the audience.

Anyway, Zhou Sihe's remaining tickets were all sold out.

Not only that, but there are also video websites who have taken a fancy to the popularity this time and came to apply for a live broadcast of Zhou Sihe's special session.

This was something that had never happened before. Zhou Sihe discussed with Meng Jingyuan and agreed.

Those who can't go to the scene can also eat melons online.

……

Qishejiang was very serious about the performance, it had nothing to do with how others judged him, but because there was teacher Meng's favor in it, he still went to play for Zhou Sihe, to be worthy of the two of them.

Qishejiang went to talk to Zhou Sihe's apprentice Liu Qing ahead of time and discuss the burden. Zhou Sihe had never heard of Qishejiang's envoy work before, but when he heard it now, his reaction was the same as Meng Jingyuan's.

Steady, too steady, with just this strength, his apprentice is far behind!

Not to mention the apprentice, it was himself. At Qishejiang's age, he always "stepped on the lotus root" when he was on stage-that is, when he was performing, he would focus on his left leg and his right leg, and step on it with his feet in the pond. Like looking for lotus root, there are too many such small movements, and the audience is uncomfortable watching.

The whole typhoon also reminded Zhou Sihe of Mr. Meng.

He seemed to understand why Meng Jingyuan was so willing to help Qishejiang.He fully believed that besides Meng Jingyuan's open-mindedness and pity on his talent, there must be a reason why Qishejiang saw his grandfather's shadow in him!

On the day of the performance, both Qishejiang and Liu Qing arrived backstage a few hours earlier.

Liu Qing was the best one among Zhou Sihe's disciples, and this time he did a lot of work for Qi Shejiang (praise), and he worked very hard.Not only because of the master's entrustment, but also because of the vulgar reason. He knew that Qishejiang was very popular, so if he showed his face together, he might become famous as well.

This group of the two of them is not only setting up the stage, but also taking the lead. The first show is theirs.

"I went to check it out, and the people from the website have also come and are setting up machines. To be honest, this is the first time I've talked about live broadcasting." Liu Qing looked outside, then came in and said, rubbing her hands together.

He also had a lot of acting experience, but thinking that there were still so many audiences watching the live broadcast because of Qishejiang's attention, he still felt uneasy. This is human nature.At that time, Qishejiang didn't lose the chain, and he was held back.

"It's okay, just talk about it." On the other hand, it was Qishejiang, who was considered to have little experience in formal performances, to comfort Liu Qing.

Speaking of big scenes, when Qishejiang was young, he followed his father's troupe all over the world. When the most popular actors performed, there were nearly ten thousand people around the stage, which was more than the crowd in today's theater. It's really a big piece of black.

Qishejiang sometimes went up to play a small role. After learning the sanxian, he would sit on the strings for the big drummer when he was not working-it was a public backup stringer, and he knew a lot of repertoire.

So although I don't have many big performances as a cross talk actor, when I'm making a living, I can count as gaining large-scale stage experience.

"To be honest, you are a little different from what I thought." Liu Qing couldn't help but said, "So I saw your video, and I thought it was a good job. I thought people should be a little arrogant in the audience, but I didn't expect to take care of people like this." .”

Qishejiang laughed it off, he took care of all the children in his father's team back then.After entering the cross talk school, he also took care of the master's children and younger brothers.

Thinking of the past, Qishejiang's mind became a little vague again.The season was too chaotic at that time, what are the entertainers in the rivers and lakes, they have no status, they are bullied by local snakes, and the family is even arrested by warlords to perform.In the middle, he was borrowed as an item to play the strings in another place, just like this back and forth, encountered an air raid, in the panic, he escaped, but the master and the others were all taken away.

From then on, he never left that city again. While living as a performer, he inquired about the news of the departed people and waited for their return.After saving enough money, I went out to look for it a few times.However, the last thing I learned was that the artists who were taken away by the warlords were buried alive when they tried to fight to the death...

"Jesse? Jesse?" Liu Qing pushed Qi Shejiang, "What's wrong with you? It's time to get ready to play."

"...It's nothing." Qishejiang rubbed his cheeks, got up and changed his coat, and walked to the side screen with Liu Qing to wait.

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"Next, please enjoy the cross talk, "Criticizing Beijing Opera", performers: Qi Shejiang, Liu Qing."

As the host announced the curtain, Qishejiang and Liu Qing came onto the stage one after the other. They were both young actors and made a red sandalwood coat for the performance.

There was applause from the audience. As fans and fanciers who came to Zhou Sihe, they just wanted to save face, drummed a few times casually, and even whispered gossip.

"Is this the one who's been arguing about recently, the idol who came to cross talk?"

"Speaking of criticizing Beijing opera? This willow job, if you are an idol, can you do it well?"

"I don't know how my level is... I'll sleep for a while if I don't see it, I was too tired from working overtime last night."

"It's not just an idol, it looks like an idol of mixed race... Look at that."

Zhou Sihe Liu's work is good, and fans are all good at it. Many of them love cross talk and understand opera.

Those girls who bought tickets to support Qishejiang didn't care so much, they applauded very loudly.At the same time, the melon-eating crowd in the live broadcast room also set off the first wave of bullet screen climax:

【look! !Qishejiang wore a new coat! ! 】

[Yes, yes, hot search reservation! 】

Zhang Yue sat in the middle, not quite in the front row, which was better for him to hide himself.It seemed that there were two fans of Qishejiang sitting in the back, discussing in a low voice.

"Is that Jesse's partner today? It's not Teacher Meng anymore. Will this be the main palace in the future? Looks okay!"

"I heard that he is Master Zhou Sihe's apprentice. I don't know if I can match him. Don't be too happy, maybe I can only be a noble concubine."

Zhang Yue: "..."

...Damn it, these are all unscrupulous fans!

"Good evening, let me introduce myself first. I'm Qishejiang, a crosstalk actor, and this one beside me is Liu Qing." At this time, Qishejiang had already spoken on stage, and his tone and tone made people feel very uncomfortable. Comfortable, the last few words emphasized the tone, and I couldn't help looking at the stage.

This is called a leading move, which means to attract the audience's eyes to look at the actors, but Qishejiang didn't use any particularly exaggerated actions or words at all, relying on his natural aura, the audience didn't even realize it, and it felt like returning to basics !

Liu Qing, who was at the side, responded, and then said: "I know you, aren't you a star in variety shows, "Returning to the Garden" is broadcast everywhere."

The ratings for this variety show were really good. Even if the audience hadn't seen it, they would have heard the name and knew that Qishejiang was a star.

Qishejiang said "Hi", "I'm not recording, I'm quitting, that show is a scam."

This aroused the audience's curiosity. Why, is there a revelation?

Under Liu Qing's questioning, Qishejiang shook his head and said, "The program team arranged for me to live with the Guanshan band, and we can't get along!"

Come on, this is another appointment!

People who watched the live broadcast said:

【May I just laugh now or follow the process? 】

[I don't know if Zhang Dating will regret it, it's just a one-off, and now I'm going to be dragged out every day...]

The Guanshan band's songs are still highly sung, and Zhang Yue's vicious tongue has made him appear in many entertainment news. Even if you don't know him, it doesn't prevent everyone from listening.

Qishejiang said regretfully: "First of all, in terms of hobbies, Zhang Yue is a dog party, and I am a cat slave. He likes Chinese garden dogs, and I like purebred cats. I raise purebred long-haired American shorthair cats... ..."

Liu Qing nodded first, then showed an unbelievable expression, and said loudly: "Wait! Don't mention purebred or not. You know that American Shorthair is the abbreviation of American Shorthair cat?"

Qishejiang glanced at him calmly, "Have you never heard of genetic mutation?"

Liu Qing put down her hand, "...All right."

Qishejiang continued, "I have a long-haired dog and a short one, but he has a rural Akita dog..."

"Wait a minute!" Liu Qing couldn't laugh or cry, "Akita is not a field in the countryside, and Akita dog is not a Chinese garden dog, it is not Chinese at all!"

Qishejiang: "Hey, can't you?"

Liu Qing shook her head and said, "In this way, you two get along pretty well." Both are unreliable.

"It's not just this item, there are other things." Qishejiang counted with his fingers again, from living habits to cooperative work, he kept "Zhang Yue" "Zhang Yue" "Zhang Yue" , Take him as a joke.

Zhang Yue, who was in the audience, thought he was just smashing and hanging, but who knew that he kept scratching himself, since the beginning of the show, he didn't stop!Zhang Yue was in despair, why did he come to the show? ?

It just so happened that "Returning to the Garden" was also broadcast recently. Qishejiang's words were true, and the audience burst into laughter from time to time. It was a successful first step and heated up the atmosphere of the scene.

"And most importantly, I think Zhang Yue's artistic quality is not good, so I have to criticize and criticize." When Qishejiang said this, those old listeners who often listen to cross talk knew that this was the key to entering a cross talk .

The handle is the part that connects the rest of the conversation with the main topic, and it should be naturally transferred from the rest of the conversation to the main topic.When the actor's level is high, any pretext can naturally enter into any real work.

"Look at the lyrics of his "Autumn Water", it doesn't make sense at all," Qishejiang said.

"Is there? Then tell me."

Qishejiang stretched out his hand to hold the microphone. At this time, everyone who was familiar with the Guanshan band, whether on the scene or in front of the screen, secretly yelled: "Definitely!"

It's such a simple movement, it looks like Zhang Yue himself when he sings, isn't he half-holding and half-holding the mic.

"This is how the song is sung. You have counted 39 phoenix trees flying from the green mountains, but your face is full of wine." Qishe Jiangxue started to sing, and the audience couldn't help but applaud as soon as he opened his voice.

A crosstalk actor learns to sing, does it look like a three-pointer?

As soon as Qishejiang raised his voice, imitating Zhang Yue's vocal position and singing skills, he really looked a little better.Even Zhang Yue himself looked at him in surprise.

"There's no problem here, but there's another sentence at the end—not a blade of grass grows, and the flying canopy goes away with the wind." After Qishejiang finished singing, he said, "Look, what's going on here, there were still green hills and phoenix leaves just now, why? So no grass will grow? That’s not Qingshan, it should be Huangshan, right?”

"You say that...it's true. But these popular songs are all for rhyming. If you care about logic, listen to something else." Liu Qing persuaded.

Qishejiang: "No, I like to think about everything I listen to. Like a few days ago, I listened to Beijing opera, the quintessence of China, and I also felt conflicted."

That's it.

Liu Qing asked: "Hey, that's the quintessence of the country. Did you hear any contradictions?"

Qishejiang thought about it and said, "Mr. Mo Gan's classic song is the one in "Si Lang Visits His Mother". When Shi Lang came up, he read an introduction from the first sentence."

Mo Gan is a well-known Beijing opera actor, an old worker, and his level is notoriously high.Even if you don't listen to opera, you have heard his name to some extent. It is not uncommon to see him on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Liu Qing said calmly, "How did you read it?"

Qishe Jiang shook his head slightly, opened his mouth and said, "Jinjing locks the phoenix tree, sighs in the air and follows the gusts of wind—"

The ending sound has not completely fallen, and the old fanciers who had only clapped reservedly before, especially those who love willow work and usually listen to Beijing opera, couldn't hold back at all, clapped their hands and shouted:

"it is good!!"

Mo Gan absorbed the characteristics of several schools. His singing "Shiro Visits His Mother" is very distinctive, with a low voice that is vigorous and powerful, and a high voice that is crisp and vigorous, which is very appropriate to express Shiro.

Don't look at Qi Shejiang's westernized appearance. This short sentence is not only three-thirds of his appearance, but also completely captures Mo Gan's characteristics. When he opens his voice, he has a full sense of desolation and mellowness. Restoration, both form and spirit.

If you don't applaud at this time, when are you waiting for applause!