What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

Fans who listened to "Picking the Jacket" that day felt that the curtain call was a part of the stage design. It was not until a week later that the program trailer was released. From the introduction on the official website to the subtitles, it was "Young comedian Qishejiang" "!"

The news spread across the internet like wildfire.

——This formality doesn't seem like a meme!

Anyone who knew Qishejiang had question marks on his face.

[Are you kidding me, can this job be given randomly?Is it really not fake news? It's about Xia Yiwei's son Jesse, right?Does not exist with the same name? 】

[P's, because Qishejiang talked about cross talk at the Mid-Autumn Festival party before, netizens took this as funny news. 】

[What kind of annual sand sculpture news is this? The popular idol said that he was addicted to cross talk, and he changed his job as a cross talk artist? 】

[No, there is a teaser video for this, unlike P's.Is it funny in some variety show? 】

After all, many programs nowadays are going to the extreme for hype.

……

The degree of attention is directly reflected in the ratings of Quyi TV. The ratings of this program are usually supported by a few fans of Quyi. The data is really not very good.

As a result, the ratings of this episode of the show have been rising steadily, especially after Qishejiang, Meng Jingyuan, and Zeng Wen appeared on the stage, the increase was particularly obvious.

"Picking the Jacket" can be regarded as a classic old joke. Many famous artists have performed it on radio and TV. Even those who are not interested, as long as they are not too young, they have probably seen it on TV.

This is another traditional joke by Qishejiang, and it's clear that when it was officially broadcast, his introduction and subtitles were all young comedians.

Although I will talk about young comedians later, but I also know that there is no need for subtitles to be used together.

Not to mention, the acting was really good!

It can be seen that some cuts were made, but the flow was not affected, and the atmosphere of the scene was extremely warm.

Especially at the beginning, Qishejiang had a lot of burdens on him, they teased him so much that he was about to fly, and even broke Zhang Yue again.The rhythm is very lively and hot, and the whole work is done very well.

After a cross talk, the audience who watched with the mentality of seeking proof and watching the excitement were unknowingly attracted, and kept the ratings!

The audience laughed and wondered. Before the cross talk was over, all the jokes on the Internet came out.

[Let's go to Quyi Taiwan!Watching the cross talk of the newly released young cross talk actor Jesse, I’m not kidding, I really labeled him a cross talk actor! PS: It's kind of funny... I continued to watch...]

[Before I clicked on it, I thought it was a title that made fun of him, but I didn't expect it to be magic news. 】

[I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it...]

[What, what, it means that my fan is actually a cross talk actor? 】

[The mentality of fans of this career is about to explode! ! 】

[Business fans?Hahahahahahaha I give you the mic, will you continue to be fans in the future?Help your idol look forward to the Spring Festival Gala? 】

[No...what the hell is Jesse thinking, it's the first time I've seen this kind of development direction]

[Is it only me who wants @张约?Reasonably speaking, Zhang Yue is the person with the most explosive mentality! 】

【…】

Li Jing's phone calls were about to explode, and the media frantically looked for someone to interview Qishejiang.

Li Jing was stopped, and instead of Qishejiang, he accepted an exclusive interview with a media, and it was relatively simple. The general content was: "My family Jesse loves the art of cross talk very much, and has also learned it. At the previous Mid-Autumn Festival party, The cross talk he performed has been loved by many audiences, and I would like to thank everyone here, which gave Jesse a lot of encouragement. We respect his opinion. In the future, he will mainly be active as a cross talk actor and insist on carrying forward this art—— All partners are also welcome to find us for cross talk cooperation.”

Li Jing's wave was officially announced, and it was confirmed that Qishejiang really wanted to be a cross talk actor.

It's not a joke, nor is it cross-border play.

[I beg the manager not to throw the pot around, just laugh, I didn't encourage him to be a cross talk actor!I just wish he showed his face more! 】

[The person upstairs spoke too contradictoryly. Doesn't it mean that you like it if you laugh, it's the same as encouragement. It's not all promoted by you yourself.It is said that cross talk is also shown, if you want to see it, you may have more chances to see it. 】

[………? ? ?I can't even refute it, but I always feel that something is wrong! 】

……

The chain reaction caused by this incident is more than that, and some people have something to say.

Compared with Liu Quanhai, Meng Jingyuan, and Zeng Wen's clear-cut support, some cross talk artists who love to dance are opposed to it. They even think it is a kind of sensationalism.

Qishejiang didn't go to a quyi school, and he couldn't say he was a teacher. Why did someone who didn't know his own generation call himself a cross talk actor?At most, he is just an amateur, which is completely in line with the audience's positioning, isn't it?

When a reporter mentioned that the audience liked Qishejiang's works very much, and Qishejiang performed very well in the existing cross talks.

The disgusted cross talk artist said that he must reiterate that he has no mentoring, the rules of the older generation, no mentoring, no matter how famous he is, he is still an amateur!

Besides, how can cross talk be so simple, what does it mean to perform well?How good is Qishejiang for talking, learning and singing?How long will it be enough?

On one side is the support of the enlightened faction Meng Jingyuan and others, and on the other side is some conservative cross talk artists, both sides insist on their own opinions.

For a while, the turmoil spread from the entertainment circle to the folk art circle, up and down, it seemed that everyone wanted to express their opinions.

In addition, the focus of netizens' discussions has also shifted, discussing whether Qishejiang can be regarded as a serious cross talk artist.

Those who know a little bit can say that Qishejiang's strength can be seen from the skill of catching the blind man.

People who don't understand may think that he can make me laugh anyway, so I will recognize him as a cross talk actor. I don't care where he learned a few homework. Do you think this is still the old society, where artists hold together?

Or he said blankly that although sectarianism is dross, Qishejiang didn't seem to show other basic cross talk skills, especially the more hard-core content.

Like those seniors, learning an opera, singing the lyrics of Taiping, and playing an allegro seems to be nothing to worry about.

Speaking of which, the only big drum that Qishejiang learned, seems to be said to be out of tune, right?

……

When Qishejiang heard Xia Yiwei read to him, some people thought that he was not good enough to call himself a cross talk actor, so he only laughed twice and didn't take it seriously.

"The ruler is short, and the inch is long. A good actor must make use of his strengths and avoid his weaknesses. It is good to be excellent in everything, but a cross talk actor cannot be judged solely by his 'study lame'." Zeng Wen said.

Not only are Qishejiang and Zeng Wen not lame, but they are both extremely versatile entertainers, but they don't think that is right from the bottom of their hearts.

Experts look at the doorway, in fact, colleagues can get a feel for his level after watching "Picking the Jacket", so those people didn't make it clear, they just used this as an excuse, and the most fundamental concern was whether Qishejiang was Haiqing Son.

Furthermore, they also had an established impression that Qishejiang's appearance and the work he was currently doing made them mistakenly think that Qishejiang was not good at certain homework, so they just used it to talk about it.

In fact, no one who was really well-informed said anything - the Music Association was reviewing the inheritance of Qishejiang's children's book, but it was difficult to make it public without official news.

Others didn't know, and they didn't know Qishejiang's ability. Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen had been communicating with him for so long, how could they not know?

Speaking, learning and singing, he can handle any of them.This is not to avoid shortcomings, but to choose the most suitable jokes during the performance.

Look at the audience and do the work, instead of rushing to show off your skills.Who would be happy to talk to a group of internet-addicted youngsters with tongue-twisters and tongue-twisting jokes?

"Let me make a call." Meng Jingyuan has a wide range of connections, he thought for a while and said, "Look for any special performances on my brother's side recently, put you in it, and do some oral work and willow work .”

Zeng Wen also nodded. It can't really make people think that Qishejiang's basic skills are not complete, so let's show it.

This time, Xia Yiwei, a layman, didn't understand, but she knew Guankou, such as the most classic "Reporting the Name of the Dishes", but she didn't know about Liuhuoer, "What is Liuhuoer?"

"Job means jokes, and Liu means learning to sing." Qishejiang briefly introduced to her, "Learning to sing opera is called Xi Liuer, and learning to sing songs is called Ge Liuer. Putting it all together, Liu's work is what you wear in your head." Learn to sing the cross talk."

Xia Yiwei said nervously: "So, apart from Zidi Shushu, how is your level?"

She looked around and found that the three of them had smiles of unknown meaning.

Xia Yiwei: "??"

Regardless of the external turmoil, Qishejiang had to record the second episode of "Returning to the Garden" according to the contract.

When he arrived, the Guanshan band had already arrived this time, and when they saw him, everyone from the band to even the entire program crew gave complicated looks.

They had obviously heard about Qishejiang announcing his debut in the cross talk world, and wondered what it was like.

Especially Xiao Xiaowei and the others who once listened to Qishejiang's words as a joke, they all choked up after seeing the news, as if seeing the scene where their reaction was being made fun of by netizens after the show was broadcast...

But it's not their fault!Who would have thought that Qishejiang would change his career to become a cross talk actor if he didn't become a good idol!

——That’s right, even if I heard his Mid-Autumn Festival cross talk and stand-up comedy live, I still can’t believe it.

Or how to say that it is different to have a mine at home, and live in a chic way, right?

"Have you chosen a house yet?" Qishejiang was quite at ease, and came over to argue with them.

"I've chosen. I said you're coming soon, so I'll wait for you to go with me." Xie Qing said weakly, this time it was he who drew the lottery, his face was dark, and he drew a particularly remote wooden house.

"Let's go." As soon as Qishejiang said, he took his luggage and went to the place where he was going to live this time.

This road is not good, everyone is moving forward like a snake.

Qishejiang turned his head and asked Zhang Yue: "Have you been harassed by reporters?"

Zhang Yue: "...Better than last time."

They all knew what they were talking about. Last time, Zhang Yue was smashed by Qishejiang, and the media surrounded him enough afterwards. This time, he also couldn't do without ridicule, but the firepower was mainly focused on Qishejiang himself.

Qishejiang smiled. He said that before that period, he actually asked Li Jingdai to send a text message to Zhang Yue's manager, because he was going to hang up Zhang Yue, so he went back and forth to say hello to him.It was not until before the stage that Li Jing came to the news that Zhang Yue's manager replied: It should be fine.

This is vague, and I don't know what Zhang Yue was like at that time.

What do you want to ask Zhang Yue?He was in a complicated mood. It seemed that everyone had a sense of meeting each other and laughing at each other. When the manager asked, he said that you were coaxed by someone?The relationship has become better?

He was quite uncomfortable listening, cursing and awkwardly agreeing, thinking in his heart, why did he want to hit me again, what will he say this time, is it still the same as last time?What on earth is this man thinking?

With all these thoughts in front of Qishejiang, he couldn't express them.Of course, anyway, he later (secretly) listened to the joke, and he knew how to say it.

To be honest, he laughed out loud...

He didn’t care what the media said, he didn’t listen to cross talk very much before, he thought it wasn’t very good, so he went to listen to other actors’ version of “Picking the Jacket”, but he always felt that it was not enough Jiang's Coke.

Well, of course, Qishejiang couldn't let Qishejiang know about it.

……

In view of the booing from his teammates, Zhang Yue and Qishejiang still lived together this time.

The two first risers always meet in the early morning.

While brushing his teeth, Zhang Yue watched what Qishejiang was humming in a notebook. He walked over to listen and read it, and found that it was written with some drama-like content. He said vaguely, "What is this for?"

"I'm changing the tune." Qishejiang said, "These are the tunes written by the disciples of Quyi. I want to change it to a little bit more in line with the current aesthetic."

Nowadays, there are not many people in many folk arts, or even few people perform them. He is wondering if he can change the children's book a little bit, so that he may have a better chance of being loved.

Of course it's not a big change, just to make it smoother according to aesthetic habits.Just like the singing of the big drum, there have been innovations in recent years, and Taiping's lyrics have changed from talking and singing to all singing.

Artists of all ages have done this. Only by constantly enriching and innovating can they continue to perform.

Anyway, there are still so many actors in cross talk, but Qishejiang is the only one who knows Zidi Shushu. He feels that he has an obligation to do this.

Zhang Yue didn't know what the children's book was, but he participated in a lot of writing of Guanshan Band's song. After brushing his teeth, he wiped his mouth and called up the musical instrument playing app on his phone, "Hum it and let me see. .”

Qishejiang sang directly with the sanxian.

Zhang Yue repeated it intermittently while listening, and finally played the whole section again in one go, "You can change it like this."

Qishejiang suddenly realized that he still didn't know enough about pop music. Zhang Yue's change made it more catchy for modern people, but it didn't lose the charm and characteristics of Zidishu.

Qishejiang played the sanxian again to confirm the effect.

"Thank you very much. No. 18, I have a live crosstalk performance at the Beijing Theater. Do you want to come and listen?" Qishejiang asked.This was contacted by Meng Jingyuan for him, to assist Meng Jingyuan in the special cross talk performance.

Looking at the ceiling, Zhang Yue said slowly, "Let me check the itinerary...No. 18, I should be free."

Qishejiang nodded, "Okay, then I'll send you the ticket purchase method later."

Zhang Yue: "..."

Qishejiang laughed, "Just kidding, kidding, I'll send you the ticket then."

Zhang Yue gritted his teeth and said, "Let's see, we don't necessarily have to go."

Qishejiang thought about it and said, "It's okay to go and listen, when the time comes, I'll beat you to death."

Zhang Yue: "..."