What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

Unlike the two of them who were in a daze, Qishejiang was natural. Holding a folding fan as a prop in his hand, he poked Mo Sheng and gave him a look.

Mo Sheng was a bit clever, he opened his mouth and imitated the song of a bird.At this time, Yuan Nian'er was still there, and Qi Leyang also joined in, and the two seemed to be singing together.

After all, I have practiced before, so I can't say that I am perfect, but everyone at the scene applauded and understood.These young men are performing arts here, this is a means of attracting people.

Even if you know it is a way to attract people, but you have learned it really well, people have come here, so it doesn't matter to listen.

Qishejiang smiled and chatted with everyone: "The signboard of Mr. Mo Gan hanging in the Peking Opera Theater opposite, do you guys buy tickets?"

Immediately, someone nodded. Among the uncles and aunts in this area, there are still quite a few people who love Beijing opera.

Qishejiang was trying to figure out the bottom line. When he heard that there was a good Beijing opera, of course he had to work hard, "I also like Mr. Mo Gan, let me learn one for you: woof woof——"

Everyone didn't hold back when they heard it, and they were happy.

Qishejiang opened his mouth and started barking, but the way he made his voice was old-fashioned in Beijing opera, so he didn't make the dogs look around this time.

"Oh, I was wrong, I was just talking about it." Qishejiang stopped and started again, "The slanderous ministers are in power to seek the Han Dynasty, and the Chu and Han are fighting each other with guns and knives. The great ancestor Xianyang ascended the great treasure, and he unified the country and enjoyed Tang Yao. Until now There is a traitor Cao Cao, bullying the emperor and oppressing the group. I want to wipe out the thief for the lord, but I lack a murder knife in my hand..."

This is "Beat the Drums and Scold Cao", one of Mo Gan's representative songs.He had learned from Mo Gan before, to a level that even Mo Gan himself praised.At this moment, he deliberately raised the key, and every time he sang a good point, the uncles and aunts applauded.

Those who understand will naturally understand, this is almost like a professional level.His voice was fine, and when he sang a section, another group of fanciers were attracted to him.Compared with the two little ones Yuan Nizi here before, the situation is different.

Like this one, it’s called Kaimen Liu’er, and singing a song at the opening is also to attract people.Usually it's teasers who come to sing Liu Er, but today's situation is different, they are here for class.

Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang sighed in their hearts. If they want to talk about Qishejiang's sticky way, it's very clear.

However, most people can't learn it at all.You learn how to bark a dog, learn how to learn Beijing opera, can you learn so well?This is all real work, which can be amazing and round people up.

Qishejiang already knew the tastes of the audience, so he changed his point of view. Today's audience is not suitable for those who are too hot, such as breaking an appointment with someone, they must be interested in it.If you want to say it, you still have to say something traditional.

He made a hand gesture to Mo Sheng, like a fish swimming, which was a hint, saying "Swimming fish" today.

In the jargon, many tasks are also referred to by other than their official names, such as "Zhang Faner" in "Eight Fan Screens", and "Shanzi" in "Reporting the Name of Vegetables".And this "Swimming Fish" refers to "Looking for Love Fish".

There are a lot of cross talk work, which is related to Beijing opera, like Qishejiang's "Priority of Beijing Opera", and some related to specific plays, such as "Watching Love Fish", "Fenhe Bay", and "Yellow Crane Tower". It's a funny man pretending to be a person who doesn't know how to understand, singing Beijing opera crookedly, and singing the right way when he is flattering, forming a contrast. The two people amuse the audience by shaking their burdens against each other.

This kind of work is suitable for performing in front of today's audience, they understand Beijing opera.It just so happened that Qishejiang was a fan today, and he came to sing, and his skills were also a highlight.

Mo Sheng understood, but he was also a little nervous. "Looking at Love Fish", he would say that when communicating with Qishejiang yesterday, the two also agreed on several different types of programs, but after so many, they got the words right Simple, unavoidable uneasy.

Even now, he still clapped his hands, pointed to the work, and said, "You sing well, and you have a lot of research on opera?"

At this time, Qi Leyang should get out of the way, this is not his match.

Qishejiang said modestly: "Hobby."

Mo Sheng said: "Oh. I said earlier, if you want to love opera, you can find me."

Qishejiang asked strangely, "Why are you looking for me?"

Mo Sheng: "I can teach you, me, how many years have I been selling tickets for singing! I don't even care about selling tickets in the theater next to it, there are too few seats!"

Qishejiang was startled, "Hey, that's a grand theater with thousands of people, do you think there are too few seats?"

The two of you started to pave the way when you said something to me.

Just now, Qishejiang's voice attracted fanciers, and when they heard it, Mo Sheng was even more powerful?To teach this young man to sing?OK, then listen to it!

Even those who listen to cross talk usually can tell what kind of work this is, and they are interested in watching Qishejiang's performance just now.

Mo Sheng played the role of braggart and joker, acting as an expert, and the two of them made an appointment to sing the Beijing opera version of "Looking for Love Fish" together.

"What about the fish?" Mo Sheng patted his forehead, "The autumn fish is really fat! It's just that my fish has been with it for several months, and I don't want to braise it in soy sauce, so let's steam it!"

Qishejiang shouted: "Wait, what is this called? It's still going to be burned?"

Mo Sheng asked in a daze, "Isn't steaming delicious?"

Qishejiang sighed, "You can't say that even if it's delicious, it should be together for several months, I'm really reluctant!"

Mo Sheng was a little nervous at first, but the more he talked, the more he got into the mood. Qishejiang praised him, and his heart settled down.

……

After a paragraph, about half an hour, some left and some came again. In the end, there were more people than at the beginning. Later, many people actually came to see the crowds here, to see the excitement, forming a virtuous circle.

This is the most important time, it's time for Chumen.

In addition to rhetoric, in terms of techniques, Chumenzi has Feichu, that is, the audience throws money in the middle; Tuo Chu, but actors will go to the periphery of the crowd, asking the audience here to spend some money.

Qishejiang used Tuochu, opened the folding fan with a swipe, and it became a basket. As he walked, he said to Chumenzi: "Everyone, uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters, don't leave for now, we don't have much ability, so we will say this." For a few paragraphs, I still rely on your appreciation. If you give me a few dollars, this is my ability. You raise a puppy, raise a bird, and feed them every day, so that they can have fun. We just talked and sang for half an hour, and the weather is cold, and our coats are thin. If you are happy, you can pay as much as one yuan or five yuan. You see, Mr. Mo Gan sells tickets, and the minimum is [-] yuan. Here, you It's okay to give it to Bamao..."

The audience was all amused. Qishejiang's words were soft and reasonable at the beginning, and he didn't just sell himself miserably. He compared himself with the little bird and the puppy, and then threw a burden on him and talked about Mo Gan.

In this way, the young man is very good at learning, and it only needs a small change, which is really affordable.

This is all part of the principles of benevolence and righteousness, and the reason to say some lovable words is because most of the audience in this circle are kind-hearted old men and old ladies.

If the audience is different, for example, if you meet someone who comes to listen to it all the time and doesn't pay, Tsunaguchi will have to change.If the tone is harder, such as comparing the audience with each other, the audience will lose money if they don't want to appear inferior.Some even scolded secretly, implying that there is no good thing for anyone to leave the house after listening to it.

Those are all scratches.Very vivid, the money is not rewarded by the audience, but scraped off by the actors.Speaking of embarrassing you and having to shell out the money.

At the scene, if the young people go out, they may use their mobile phones to scan the QR code to pay and it will be over. These old men and women still have a little change, and they are laughed, happy and soft-hearted by Qishejiang's set of rhetoric. I took it out and gave it to him.

After a while, Qishejiang's fan was full.

Then, Qishejiang had to further demonstrate to the two of them, how to say a short sentence to get rid of the door.He saw that it was getting late, asked Qi Leyang to sing a section first, gathered the audience together, went behind the table to tidy up, and then got up to continue talking.

Every time a short passage is said, the money is charged once, and various methods are used in turn, and the audience must be willing to speak so that they will not find fault with him.But at the end of the day, it was changed to Fei Chu, and everyone was asked to throw money into the middle field.

……

Tang Shuangqin, his deputy and assistant, went for a walk in the park together wearing sunglasses. He drove by and thought that Qishejiang would come to help today, so he got out of the car to see how they were doing. He was still worried and curious in his heart.

From afar, I saw a group of people gathered there, and the voices of Mo Sheng and others came out.

"Hey, the business is good." Tang Shuangqin's eyes lit up. This passenger flow was obviously better than what they said before.

When he got to the front, he saw Qi Shejiang tossing words in a set manner, and the audience around him threw money in the middle, and the other two took turns picking it up. The small box used to hold the money was already full.Although there are not many big tickets, the advantage lies in the considerable number.

Tang Shuangqin had never seen anything like this before, especially when Qishejiang was talking to the audience who wanted to leave without paying after listening to it for a long time, making them unable to walk and even paying for it.

This is the flavor Tang Shuangqin imagined. He excitedly asked his assistant to secretly record some tidbits.

The assistant suddenly said: "What time did they come? Seeing that Jesse was sweating, he must have worked too hard. Luckily, the foundation should be waterproof and sweatproof, otherwise his face would be like a zebra."

Tang Shuangqin took a closer look. Yes, Qishejiang looked quite tired. He didn't expect him to be so caring. This kid has a good character.

After collecting the money three or four times, Qi Shejiang cupped his fists and moved out of the way, and Qi Leyang stood on top of him, while he himself collapsed to the ground.

Tang Shuangqin looked at the sitting posture a little strangely, walked half a circle, and went to the back of the scene to have a look.

I saw Qishejiang sitting on the ground, under the cover of the table and his body, rolled up his trousers, and took off the pair of wooden stilts he was stepping on.

——That's right, after he collected the money for the first time, he began to talk about why he used Feichu in the short paragraph, because he was always wearing seesaws under his feet, and the table blocked him from seeing it!

Although Qishejiang came to help them, he still had to practice hard. In order not to waste time, he put on his stiletto shoes and put them on after seeing that the time was almost up.

Tang Shuangqin froze on the spot, it was hard to describe his mood.So, just now, Qishejiang has been talking about cross talk and practicing tricks?In this way, he still had to endure the pain, keep his face normal, and even smiled.

……

Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang supported Qi Shejiang and walked towards the stone bench beside him.

Just now, the two of them finished a performance and learned to collect money again, so they stopped temporarily and sent Qishejiang away first. After Qishejiang stepped on stilts, he walked like a float.

"It's okay, I can walk by myself." Qishejiang exhaled, just as Luo Xia said, it was exhausted, he was able to stand much longer now than in the beginning.It took more than half an hour to talk about a few short paragraphs just now.

That's not all, when the two of them were performing, he took off his shoes and walked beside him for a long time. He had to move around after practicing the seesaw, otherwise the blood would not flow and his legs would be useless.And when I move, my legs are very painful.

Both Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang were frightened, they have never seen someone who can torment themselves so much.When performing arts, I stepped on stilts, and I performed it completely. This is completely forcing myself to make rapid progress.

The two of them were frightened and admired at the same time.In their view, Qishejiang was not the protagonist, and there were not too many scenes of stepping on stilts, so why bother just to restore Mr. Xiao Yinyue's figure.

"How much is it here?" Qishejiang asked.

The two poured out all the money, counting each sheet, most of which were one or five yuan, and there were also coins.

In the final total, it was [-] yuan and [-] cents in total, and I don't know which child among them even threw in a game coin.Anyway, they were several times more busy than they were a few days ago.

It took less than a morning, and of course it was because Qishejiang tried several tricks in a short period of time in order to teach them, and all of them went to the end - the audience had spent all their change.

"So much, if you can earn this much every day, after a month, there will be more than 9000." Qi Leyang and the others are not yet graduated, and they have never made any money. They were depressed a few days ago, but now they are happy to see this money. Like something.

"This is because Teacher Jesse is here. We only earned [-], and we have to share it equally. In fact, it's not much." Mo Sheng sighed, "It's not easy to earn money, I still have to learn from you."

Qishejiang coughed, and said a lot just now, "Life is better now, and everyone is not short of money... Besides, this can't be counted every day. If you draw a pot to eat, you have to point to God. If you go outside It's windy and rainy, who will listen to you?"

Both Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang nodded, saying it made sense, "Come on, we are now thinking about how to complete the tasks assigned by the director and earn 1 yuan as soon as possible."

Qishejiang came to take them for a few days, and then he had to work hard on his own - seeing how hard Qishejiang was talking while stepping on stilts, even if Qishejiang wanted to stay permanently, they didn't dare to stay.

"Mr. Jesse, please sit down first, I'll call a taxi." Mo Sheng was talking, when he saw a few familiar people approaching, one of them was shooting with a mobile phone and a portable camera.

"...Wait, is that Director Tang?" Mo Sheng finally recognized it.

"Is Jesse okay?" Tang Shuangqin seemed to have finally become a little human, and squatted down to ask Qishejiang.

Qishejiang didn't know he would come, he was still filming, "I'm fine, what is this for?"

"He's recording sideshows... You, take it easy, I'm even ashamed if you do this!" Tang Shuangqin said a few words of concern, even he couldn't bear to watch it, which is really rare, "By the way, we came late, so we didn't watch it. To the front, there are quite a lot of people, and they have earned a lot, right?"

"He's in his early [-]s!" Mo Sheng said, "Director Tang, you don't know, thanks to Mr. Jesse, his round... is a great way to attract audiences."

Tang Shuangqin became interested. He was very interested in Chumenzi's technique just now, "How did you recruit it?"

Everyone looked at Qishejiang, obviously wanting to hear his answer.

Qishejiang was dull for a while, and then slowly said: "...Oh, just bark like a dog."

Tang Shuangqin: "???"

Tang Shuangqin: "You mean...to be cute?"

Qishejiang: "What are you selling?"

The two of them faced each other in a daze, not knowing what the other was talking about.

Qishejiang finally came to his senses, "I didn't sell anything else, that's it." He opened his mouth, and imitated a series of dog barks. At this point, there were only two little teddys around, and when he heard the sound, he stalked here While running, it was like seeing a relative.

Tang Shuangqin: "..."

The owner of the little teddy probably didn't see the previous scene, and even boasted, "You young man learned how to bark like a dog."

Qishejiang smiled and touched Teddy's dog's head.

Tang Shuangqin came to his senses when the master walked away, and imagined the situation in the morning, "You just recruited the audience like this this morning?"

Qi Leyang couldn't hold back for a long time, and described the scene of Qishejiang Yuan Nianzi, "That guy, hula la, dozens of dogs rushed over, and the park was full of birds singing! Chirp, chirp, woof, woof! "

... Damn, what kind of quackery is this, she's very good at playing!

Tang Shuangqin: "Are you still playing tomorrow? I'll come back to make sideshows... Wait, no, you two." He said to Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang, "No matter what method you use, teach me this cry within two months I'm going to make it into a movie."

Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang: "..."

Tang Shuangqin felt that Qishejiang was impressed again, and patted Qishejiang on the shoulder, "You...whether you are an idol or a cross talk actor, you are too hardcore!"

Qishejiang smiled awkwardly but politely, thinking to himself: What is hardcore? ?

The author has something to say: Chumenzi’s speech refers to the traditional Gangkou