What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

This season of "Returning to the Garden" ended in a "peaceful" atmosphere.

Even if you know that the director is trying to cheat people, so what, the fight is over, and you have heard half of it.

This also makes this season of "Returning to the Garden" very different. In the past, when it came to the finale of the season, everyone pretended to be reluctant to part. Looking back on the past, I was deeply moved.

This season is different, ending with beating up the director.

But even if the audience watched it later, they still had to curse: Well played!

Damn, it’s okay to deliberately release the story to tantalize people’s appetite. It’s still fun at the end of the season. Thirteen chapters, the next season may not be finished, right?

After finishing the recording here, Qishejiang also officially started the work related to "Mandarin Duck Button" and received a series of training before shooting.

According to Tang Shuangqin's arrangement, the actors' courses include cultural courses and professional courses, each of which is different, and some of them take classes together.After all, some of them were film and television actors, some were former opera singers, or Qishejiang.

In terms of Bian opera, Qishejiang and several other actors studied with Luo Xia herself, and her disciples also served as teaching assistants.

Tang Shuangqin, Luo Xia, and Qishejiang discussed the tricks that appeared in the movie.

As mentioned before, it was originally invented by Beijing opera actors. Because it was very popular in the old society, Bian opera was also transplanted here. Xiao Yinyue had to step on stilts when she performed "Looking for Love Fish".

But seesaw is very, very difficult to practice. Normally speaking, it takes three or four years.Someone suggested that Tang Shuangqin find a substitute and use various shooting and editing techniques to cover up the past. Qishejiang himself has a certain level of skill and will not reveal his secrets.

But Tang Shuangqin was a bit of a perfectionist, and still wanted Qishejiang to learn tricks.Even if he tried to learn, even if there were not many scenes of Qishejiang stepping on stilts.

To his and Luo Xia's surprise, Qishejiang agreed at once, as if he had already planned to do so.

In two months, it takes others three or four years to complete the kung fu, not to mention mastery, but to practice decently, and it is extremely difficult to specialize in this one!It is also very bitter!

Tang Shuangqin felt relieved for a while, and Qishejiang was even more satisfied. He himself is this kind of person who pursues perfection, so of course he hoped that others would cooperate with him, especially since he didn't have such high expectations for Qishejiang, and how he wanted to deceive Qishejiang to suffer.

So on the first day of class, Qishejiang sang a play for Luo Xia. He had been practicing every day for more than half a month, and gave Luo Xia another surprise.

Luo Xia gladly gave some pointers.

In the field of folk art, it is very important whether there is a master or not. Rao Qishejiang is a good learner, and after Luo Xia, a professional, taught him, he felt suddenly enlightened.

Then Luo Xia's disciple took him to learn stilts together. Qishejiang had seen other actors stilts, but he had never experienced it himself.

"To step on the stilts well, the straps must be tied well." Luo Xia's female disciple said.There are not many actors who are on stilts now, but in recent years there have been repertoires that will be re-arranged on stilts, purely to enrich skills and attract audiences.

This female disciple really didn't expect that Qishejiang's hands were quite neat and a little rusty, but at first glance, he had a wealth of theoretical knowledge, no mistakes in his steps, a good heart and seriousness, this must have been previewed... he was a fan.

Qishejiang also watched a lot from the backstage. The wooden stilt he got was made into the shape of a three-inch golden lotus of an ancient woman, but it was really only three inches long. Tightly bundled together, they stand on the stilts with their toes facing down. From the back of the feet to the ankles and calves, they are stretched straight, and the heels are off the ground.

——When performing, you should wear seesaws on the outside, which together with the trousers will cover the scene inside.But Qishejiang was still in the practice stage, and he didn't wear seesaws until he was done.

This posture is also why seesaw is called oriental ballet.Compared with ballet, it takes more hardship. After this is tied up, it can only be dropped after the performance.

Qishejiang stepped on the stilts. Just standing up, he felt a sharp pain in his toes. He had to support the wall to stand upright. He couldn't help but take a deep breath.

Not long after, Qishejiang was already sweating profusely, and in a short while, his forehead was wet.He has seen people who practice swaying skills, and he has also heard from Xiao Yinyue that he suffered a lot when practicing swaying skills.But personally experiencing it is still very different. I really don’t know how painful it is without trying it.

However, stepping on stilts to learn to stand and walk is just the first step.

The pain was not limited to the feet. As I started to walk, I had to maintain my figure because of the tension and force. The pain spread up the legs and reached the lower back.

It's not just forehead hair, Qishejiang's back is wet with sweat. Thanks to his hard work, he gritted his teeth and persisted.

Luoxia stood aside and watched him. It was the first time he stepped on stilts, and Qishejiang persisted for 15 minutes, which was longer than she expected. You must know that Qishejiang was an adult who had never stepped on stilts.

But this is only the first step, a step-by-step process, which is called "Hua Qiao", a word "Hua", which contains a lot of bitterness.Let's consume it slowly, a good stage figure is consumed.

She also hoped that it was Qishejiang who had exhausted his power consumption instead of being exhausted by it...

……

After a few days, Qishejiang lost a lot of weight, his feet were swollen and painful, even when he was not walking on stilts, Tang Shuangqin murmured when he saw him, "You can't do this."

Luo Xia nodded in her heart. Qishejiang worked too hard. In order to catch up with his skills, he not only practiced repeatedly, but also practiced arias while stepping on stilts to save time. She rarely saw such ruthlessness among professional actors.

Tang Shuangqin said quietly: "It won't look good when you lose weight..."

Luo Xia: "..."

Singing is like this. If you are too thin, you don’t look good. If you have to put a film on your forehead and sideburns, wouldn’t your face appear narrower.

Luo Xia couldn't help but condemn, "What you said is too much."

Qishejiang didn't take it seriously, "You're right, Xiao Yinyue looks very pretty, and I'll start extra meals today."

Tang Shuangqin nodded, and walked away satisfied. It wasn't Tang Shuangqin who made things difficult for him. He was like this when he was filming. Qishejiang also heard him ask other actors: "You can make your temperament look like reading "Jin Ping Mei" "? Don't want "Dengcao Monk", but "Jin Ping Mei"."

The requirements were too detailed, which made other actors dumbfounded.

Qishejiang also received a notice today that he was going to take a class. It was Tang Shuangqin who specially invited a teacher who studied the literary and art circles in the modern capital city to give you a class so that everyone could understand their characters from the background of the times.

This time, all the actors who had a role in the scene were present, and Qishejiang was not the protagonist, so he found a seat to sit down.After a while, I saw two people in coats come in, one tall and one short, which was quite funny. It seemed that they were playing cross talk actors in the movie.

Qishejiang also knew a little bit about it. In "Mandarin Duck Button", there were two later famous comedians. He had never seen those two, but he knew that they were very popular artists in the capital at that time.When Xiao Yinyue wrote to him, she mentioned their artistic level.

At that time, if people who were engaged in folk art, including cross talk, wanted to become famous, they had to level up Tianjin and Beijing.This is why Xiao Yinyue went to Beijing, and invited Qi Shejiang repeatedly, but at that time Qi Shejiang stuck to the city and waited for his teacher to die.

In a daze, the two looked around, walked up to him and sat down, and they all looked at each other.

The tall one smiled and took the initiative to talk, "Hello, teacher, we looked around and you are the only one who is in the same class."

"Hello, just call Jesse." Qishejiang shook hands with them, and after listening to their self-introductions, he knew that the tall one was called Mo Sheng, and the short one was from the same family as Qi Shejiang, also surnamed Qi, called Qi Leyang.

Both of them were selected from the Quyi School. They originally studied cross talk. Their image is quite similar to that pair of cross talk actors. Their homework is also good. They are all NO.13.

The two of them are still a year away from graduation, and they have never done traditional apprenticeship. They are not seniors, and they don't have the slightest reputation in the world. Of course, Qi Shejiang, Hai Qing, has no prejudice, but thinks it is quite interesting.

Not long after, everyone arrived, and the teacher began to give a lecture. Qishejiang was thinking about the singing in his heart while listening.

There must have been two hours of class, and when it was time for free questions, the teacher surrounded me.

……

Tang Shuangqin also came here at some point, strolled around, and walked up to Mo Sheng and the others, "How much money have you made?"

Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang looked at each other, then lowered their heads in embarrassment, "No... not much..."

"How much is not much?" Tang Shuangqin asked.

Mo Sheng murmured: "More than 50... Well, director, our performance is also good, but, it's just... not much money... not much willing to give..."

Qishejiang heard it strangely, and asked, "What money do you make?"

Tang Shuangqin raised his chin and motioned for the two to tell Qishejiang.

Hearing what they said, Qishejiang knew that Tang Shuangqin didn't arrange any courses when the two came to train, so he put on a coat and said, "From today on, you two will go to the park to talk about cross talk. Anyway, you There is no rush for the two roles, let's talk about when I earn 5000 yuan.

They were both stupid, and after thinking about it, they realized that they had their images and homework, but they didn't have the kind of messy atmosphere that Tang Shuangqin wanted. of.

Another one, there is no vicissitudes of life that are exposed to the wind and the sun, revealing the real vicissitudes.

Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang also learned cross talk at any rate, and they still have thick skins. They really went to the park every morning to talk cross talk, and even moved the table and brought props there.But in the past few days, he only earned about [-] yuan, which was not enough for transportation and tea.

Tang Shuangqin heard, "You can't do this. You starved to death in the old society, and you don't fit the role. I'll look for it and see if there is a teacher who can give me some advice."

The two thought, if they want to put it aside at that time, there is no way to talk about cross talk!

Qishejiang stood aside, but said with a smile, "Director Tang, why don't I teach it. Lianqian Art School probably won't teach it, but my master did."

In the past, how to ask the audience for money after the performance was also skillful.

The jargon is called "Chumenzi". Chu means paper money, and it refers to money.

There is a saying: Chumenzi is gold, padding is silver, and work is copper, which shows the importance.

Sometimes you do a good job, but you don’t know how to master the door, and the audience leaves after listening to it. That job is not in vain.

But such an important skill, nowadays young actors basically don't know it anymore, because no one has put it down.Nowadays, it is selling tickets and going to commercial performances, and there is no need to collect money on the street at all.

The two of them had no experience at all, so they stood there blankly and said, how could it be possible to charge a lot of money.

They were discussing beside them, and Qishejiang heard it all. It was a deal if everyone was on the same crew, so why bother to look far away.His Chu Menzi's ability has truly been tested by the market.

Tang Shuangqin said "ah", and remembered it. Luo Xia said that Qishejiang had a master who taught traditional work according to the news in the folk arts circle. No, he even told a lost story on TV.Not having a family and having old jobs are two different things.Since he said so, maybe it's really okay?

Tang Shuangqin looked at Qishejiang, "Then...you will do it for me?"

Qishejiang was unequivocal, "I'll just spare some time in the morning to practice with them a few times, and they will be enlightened."

Looking at Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang, they also looked confused, "No, wait, Director Tang, Jesse, you look like this, if you go out with us, you will be surrounded on the spot."

They've gotten to the point, Qishejiang is still famous now, if he dared to go out to accompany him as a performer, he would have been captured alive by fans at that time.

Tang Shuangqin was very casual, "What's the matter, just put on makeup." He thought about it and looked at Qi Shejiang again, and said, "Oh, you look too much."

Qishejiang got used to it naturally, so he just said, "You just like me because I look good."

Tang Shuangqin laughed like something, "You are really poor."

Qishejiang had an innocent face. Is it okay if the cross talk actor is not poor enough?

According to what Tang Shuangqin said, before Qishejiang went with Mo Sheng and the others the next day, he asked a makeup artist to put on makeup first, darken his skin, change the shape of his eyebrows, add a pair of glasses, and pull down his bangs. People look a lot darker.

Besides, the place where Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang lay their grounds is a well-known gathering place for middle-aged and elderly people.Old men and old ladies do their morning exercises here, uncles and aunts chat for a while after buying vegetables, plus people walking dogs and birds, it is very lively all day long.

Ordinarily, it's quite lively, the two of them can't make money here, one doesn't know how to get married, and the second one is a retired old man and old lady who also has special skills, and there are singing operas with a high voice, and they don't charge money.

Qishejiang looked around first to observe the composition of the personnel here.I still feel a little emotional in my heart, no matter what the reason is, this is the first time he has put down the ground again after coming to New Dimension and Space.

"Teacher Jesse, actually we both tried to say some Chumenzi words, but the effect didn't seem to be very good." Mo Sheng said, "And a lot of people didn't even listen to the cross talk, so they left."

Qishejiang didn't stop him from calling him a teacher this time. After all, he was going to teach his real skills later, which he couldn't learn without a teacher in the past.

Performing art on the ground, this is the biggest test of the level of art, how to attract people, how to keep people, how to make people pay, are all knowledge.

As Mo Sheng said, some people leave before the cross talk is finished. In the final analysis, they are still not capable enough.

If you can hook people and listen to them all the time, this is the most capable.

If you are average in ability, you need to be flexible. You change your methods. Let me tell you a little bit. I am stuck at a critical point, and I will charge back the money.Or tell some small jokes and jokes.

The two of them went to school for a few years, and they all learned three to ten minutes and half an hour, and they did a whole job.

"The rhythm needs to be practiced more. I'll give Mo Sheng a compliment today. You can feel it first, and I'll talk about it later." Qishejiang said, the two were not partners before, and Mo Sheng was slightly better in comparison.

It is said that three points are funny and seven points are good, don't look at the goodness of the funny, cross talk artists always give the old ones to the younger ones, which reflects the importance of being popular, Qi Shejiang is a good one, he can give Mo Sheng around.

"Okay, then you have to be round and sticky first. We used to sing here a few days ago, or learn an opera, so as to attract everyone." Mo Sheng said pitifully, "But the effect seems to be mediocre. Look at our music and watch it. It's about the same as fortune-telling, but I haven't watched as many chess players."

Yuan Nian'er means attracting the audience, using various methods to bring everyone together, so artists can go on to say, for example, the lyrics of Taiping sung by Benmen were originally used for Yuan Nian'er.

Because of the changes of the times, like Chumenzi, this process is no longer used when talking about cross talk on the platform.

"Singing opera?" Qishejiang looked around, "Then you know how to adapt to local conditions, there are too many old men and women here."

The two nodded, and heard that he seemed to have an off-screen voice, and said humbly: "Look, is there any other way? It's really not round here!"

Not necessarily according to the old rules, singing the lyrics of Taiping, or painting with white sand?

Hey, didn't you see that the uncle over there is so beautiful when he writes and draws with a pen.

Qishejiang stood behind the scene table they had brought, and once again swept around the people playing with birds and walking their dogs in the park. He smiled slightly, thinking about it, and opened his mouth: "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!"

It turned out to be a series of vivid and difficult to tell the real from the fake... dog barking!

Within a radius of [-] meters, the birds on the shoulders of the gentlemen all raised their voices and chirped in surprise; the dogs who came for a walk also erected their ears, with curious faces, and dragged their masters to run to the place where they made the noise.

All of a sudden, the birds were all looking this way, and the dogs... were all brought to them by their own dogs!

Even if there are no birds or dogs, if you see such a big movement, can you pay attention to it?

In less than a minute, dozens of people surrounded him.

Mo Sheng: "..."

Qi Leyang: "..."

Both of them are stupid.

This is really enough without the burden of an idol...

Speaking of learning to sing, learning includes learning ventriloquism, and the two of them have also learned a little bit, such as flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in water, barking dogs, that is the most basic.

But they didn't expect to be able to use it like this, or to say that they could use it so well that even the dog was fooled...

There are round sticky ones and forced round ones?This is too awesome!