What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

Outside the break room.

"What do you think is the matter? The old man and Jesse stayed inside for more than 20 minutes and didn't come out?" Li Jing asked anxiously while checking the time.

He asked what was wrong, but the others present were also at a loss.After Qishejiang and Mr. Meng stepped off the stage, they found a rest room and sneaked in. They haven't seen each other for so long.

After the old man finished the performance, the audience responded enthusiastically, but he was obviously in a good state, he didn't look like he was about to go to the hospital because of emotion, but they still wanted to congratulate, what were the two of them doing behind closed doors.

Meng Jingyuan was performing on stage, so Xu Siyu had to knock on the door and said loudly, "Master, it's time for Jesse to go up and save money."

Now that the show on the stage is over, it's time to go up to the bottom corner to save money, which is the big axis in the opera. This is the last and most important show of the whole show, especially today is Qishejiang and Xu Siyu's It's the first special session, don't let it go.

"Understood, let Jingyuan stretch."

Old Man Meng's voice came from inside, and there was nothing wrong with that tone. Could it be that he was just telling the younger generation something?

When Xu Siyu heard it, he was not done yet.I had to hurry to the side screen, gesture to Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen, and ask them to lengthen the program and talk for a while.

inside the house.

Old man Meng and Qishejiang looked at each other speechlessly.

On the stage, Mr. Meng called him senior brother. He was stunned at that time, and his mind was in a mess for a while, until he was dragged away by his junior brother to a place where there was no one, he still couldn't say a word, and he didn't know whether he should or not. should.

At that time, old man Meng sighed, "Senior brother, I am already at this age, and I have long looked down on life and death. If you don't answer me, I will die here."

When Qishejiang heard this, his throat choked, and he hugged him!

"It's okay, senior brother, you can cry, I won't cry." Even though Mr. Meng said so, his eyes were still red, "In order to be with you for a few more years, I have to take care of my body."

When Qishejiang heard this, his heart felt even more uncomfortable, and he didn't dare to cry, so he only told his story through tears.

That said, it was nearly half an hour.

At this moment, old man Meng dismissed the people outside and held Qishejiang's hand, "Brother, let's talk for a while."

Qishejiang had a sore nose, but laughed again, "...I didn't expect to hear these two words from your mouth."

During this period of time, he was suffering.Although I often go to accompany my junior brother and face him all the time, I can't talk about it when I am full of thoughts.Say something, but also remember that you are a "junior".

"I've been suspicious for a long time." Mr. Meng smiled lightly.

He was not as excited as when he met Qishejiang under a false identity. It wasn't because he was unhappy, but as he said, because he had already guessed, seeing Qishejiang admit it was not so much a surprise as a relief.

Moreover, at this level, it is not the same as simply recognizing a person if you have to guess that a person has come back to life.Thanks to Mr. Meng, who has lived to this age, has seen everything, and is not afraid of anything, so he can let go of speculation.

"It's been 80 years, but the appearance of Master and Senior Brother is still engraved in my mind, and I have never forgotten it." Mr. Meng said, "Even if you have changed your skin, Senior Brother, you are still you, with your air and demeanor..."

How could there really be two identical leaves in the world, even master and apprentice, and even father and son, how could they be so similar to each other.They used to get along day and night, and Mr. Meng also felt that the answer was incredible, but this was the only explanation.

Today's "Slaying the Blue Dragon" made him completely convinced.

"Fortunately, now, I am old and my eyesight is not working well. Now when I look at people, I always look inward. Brother, you are still you, you haven't changed."

Qishejiang smiled bitterly.Of course he has not changed. For him, 80 years is just a blink of an eye, and his time was folded at that moment.

"I almost didn't recognize you."

"I've got more skills and more wrinkles." Mr. Meng squeezed Qishejiang's hand tightly, "God still take care of me and let us meet again. I can still perform "Slaying the Blue Dragon" with my senior brother on stage. ", how wonderful!"

This is a reunion after thousands of miles, decades of time and many misunderstandings. With thousands of words, I can only thank God for a little favor.

"Yes, that's great." Qishejiang's heart was filled with complicated feelings, and finally turned into a warm current.

It's good to have a moment of Consummation.

When Qishejiang walked out of the room, he saw only a crowd of people outside.

Li Jing breathed a sigh of relief, and pushed Xu Siyu, "Quickly inform, Jesse, you, you..."

He felt that Qishejiang's eyes seemed to be a little red, so he couldn't help hesitating, and looked inside, thinking that the old man is alright?

"It's nothing, I'll get ready." Qishejiang wiped his face with a wet tissue.

Mr. Meng also came out slowly, looked calmer, and said, "I'm a little sleepy, take a nap, and call me after the performance."

Liu Quanhai hurriedly said: "You should also rest at this time, take a nap, wait for Jingyuan to come down to take you back, they will return to the show, and the performance must be very late."

Old man Meng and Qishejiang looked at each other, but said nothing.

Forget it, don't worry about it.

The others looked at each other, feeling in their hearts that the old and the young had talked about something terrible, it was just a feeling, and no one knew exactly how serious it was.

……

On the stage over there, Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wenyuguang were relieved to see Xu Siyu gesturing, and they got to the bottom of it, and finished this paragraph.

Amid the applause, bow and step down.

Before the two of them reached the entrance of the stage, Xu Siyu had already walked out. When passing by, he cupped his hands with the two of them, greeted each other, and called: "Senior Brother."

According to seniority, he and these two belong to the same generation.

Xu Siyu walked to the teasing place by the table and stood up, but there was no host to announce the scene.

Seeing that he came alone so early in the morning, the audience basically guessed what program it was.

I only heard Xu Siyu say: "The ones who went down just now are the two teachers Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen. Some audience members probably heard it too. I call them senior brothers. Because, regardless of my young age, I am of the same generation as them." My grandpa rented it from my grandpa. They are of the same generation as their grandparents, and they have worked together, so they all know each other.

"The first few generations in my family were all doing this, talking about cross talk, when I went backstage when I was five years old, there were famous actors in their thirties who called me Shiye.

"It's not me who brags, in the Huaxia cross talk world, my generation basically goes like this everywhere I go!

"Cross talk started from the ancestor, and now it's ranked..."

Xu Siyu danced with his hands and feet, and his facial expressions were extremely exaggerated, which brought up the issue of seniority in the cross talk world for popular science, and by the way, he also boasted about how senior he is.

At this time, the continuous chuckle from the audience suddenly turned into enthusiastic cheers, "Oh oh oh——"

Xu Siyu turned around inexplicably, only to realize that Qishejiang had already walked up to the stage at some point, and immediately smiled mischievously.

I saw Xu Siyu flipped his coat neatly, knelt down on one knee, cupped his fists and shouted loudly: "Master!"

The audience laughed.

How did the face slap come so fast?

The two of them used this burden, it couldn't be more suitable, no one else could use this effect.One is young and senior, and the other is also young, and the senior is a generation higher than the senior, and the whole of China will know about it.

Qishejiang came to the front, and Xu Siyu also stood up and consciously stood inside the table.

Qishejiang asked: "What did you talk about here just now, that you are senior?"

"Hahahahaha!"

Amidst the laughter of the audience, Xu Siyu waved his hands again and again, and said in a stacked voice: "No no no no, not as old as you!"

This is a coward, and the laughter rises again.

"It's nothing, don't be afraid." Qishejiang said to the audience in a frivolous manner, "As for my partner, I'm okay in other places, but I don't talk too much about my brain."

His eyes fell on the stage, but he saw that the vacant seat reserved for Xia Yiwei had already been filled.

Wearing a mask and with long curly hair, it was Xia Yiwei who rushed over.

Under the stage, Xia Yiwei met Qishejiang's eyes and nodded awkwardly.

Qishejiang's heart warmed, Xia Yiwei finally came, this was his third happiest event today, the first was holding a special session today, and the second was meeting his junior.

Xu Siyu said "Hi", "I was chosen for the election, so don't say such useless things."

Qishejiang looked at the sky and said: "I'm still a little unwilling. At that time, the choice of concubine was a bit sloppy. If you look at the same, it's okay. The main reason is that the family is in a hurry."

Audience: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!"

Laughter and booing flew together.

They love to listen to this topic.

Xu Siyu turned his face and complained to the audience: "I really think that my family has the throne to inherit."

Qishejiang said: "Well, I've been single for a long time, and I don't have a partner. At that time, my uncle said that he wanted to find me a fan. I didn't want to. What's the use of asking for a fan? Divide my money, and I said it’s not good to talk alone?”

Xu Siyu: "There's a lot of competition for stand-ups, and there are a lot of talk shows now."

Qishejiang glanced at him, "It's the same reason, so I started to choose a partner. My uncle was in the cross talk school and held an audition for me, and those who came to participate in the election lined up with the number plate of love interview."

Xu Siyu said ambiguously: "You also know how to play."

Everyone smiled knowingly.

Qishejiang snorted and said, "This guy is No. [-]."

"Hey." Xu Siyu counted with his fingers, "Five digits? Are there so many fans in China? Didn't you see if fans got involved?"

Qishejiang thought for a while: "When you say it, it seems that there are a few who look like women..."

Some female fans raised their voices, and some answered: "Choose me!"

"I can't choose you, I only choose men." Qishejiang answered the fan.

Xu Siyu supported the table and repeated: "Oh, only choose men."

This is to use a subtle tone to guide the audience, which clearly means that Qishejiang likes men, but it does not cause a series of bursts of laughter.Originally, this show was just about playing ethics, and the whole show was "concubine".

Xu Siyu looked puzzled, "What's wrong with you, he said, don't want girls."

This turned over the previous burden again, and strengthened the effect. The audience laughed unabated before, and they were happy again.

These few sentences were all written by them, which also showed the tacit understanding the two of them had cultivated and Xu Siyu's ability to respond.

……

This newly created piece "The Story of Choosing a Concubine" is a story based on Qishejiang's selection of a partner as the main line. Around this, he shakes off all the burdens, mainly talking about things in Xu Siyu, picky from top to bottom.

To find the ethical burden, Xu Siyu is regarded as a daughter-in-law, or concubine.

"Even my mother said, hey, you're not good as a partner, lazybones." Qishejiang imitated Xia Yiwei's tone, a little more mean and critical.

Audience: "Pfft!"

Why is it so like a struggle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?

Xu Siyu was also angry, "Are you finished? Let me tell you, I can't stand your family's strength for a long time, why did you leave me alone? Why don't you ask, which mother-in-law is like Your family is so hard to take care of!"

Xu Siyu's resentful and sarcastic appearance made people gasp for laughter.

He kept on defending before, it was self-defeating, and he complained about his wicked mother-in-law.Especially when everyone paired the image of the mother-in-law with Xia Yiwei, it was even more ridiculous.

Xu Siyu didn't give up, and muttered: "You don't even look at it, anyone in China can serve your mother, Tang Shuangqin made him bald!"

Tang Shuangqin himself was sitting under the stage, and when he was caught by the cue, the audience burst into laughter, and they all looked at him.

Tang Shuangqin was also very cooperative, felt aggrieved and touched his head, admitting it.

"Go, you're all outdated news. Now Director Tang wants me to bring my mother into the group, haven't you read the news?" Qishejiang pointed at him, "I think you like to complain."

Xu Siyu slapped the table: "Who are you talking about! Who are you talking about! You never help me!"

Here are the audience to help shout:

"Scumbag!"

"divorce!"

"let me!"

Xu Siyu laughed, pointed down and said, "Is it reasonable to say 'Let me come'?" He straightened his expression, and spat, "Fuck you, none of you jokers are good men!"

"Why do you still have a temper?" Qishejiang knocked on the table with his fan and asked, "Do you want to lose your job?"

"I really don't want to wait on you anymore. Fuck you!" Xu Siyu smashed Qishejiang with his handkerchief, turned around and stormed off the stage.

It stands to reason that if an actor is teased and walks down, it is a stage effect, and his partner will stop him, or he will come back by himself.

But right now, Qishejiang didn't stop him, and Xu Siyu didn't come back. Xu Siyu just stepped down and disappeared. He didn't come back for one second, two seconds, three seconds.

The booing from the auditorium continued, and at the end I was a little confused, why did Xu Siyu really let go?

Qishejiang folded the handkerchief very calmly, tidied up the table, and said casually: "Let's just go, it's hard to find a three-legged toad, and the queen... No, it's not easy to find a toad. "

He tilted his head and shouted to the backstage: "Let me ask, is there anyone who wants to take the position?"

The next moment, Zhang Yue, who was wearing a red coat, held the hem of his robe and Shi Shiran walked onto the stage.

There was a second of silence in the audience, and then everyone screamed like the roof was lifted!