What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

The host of this show didn't come out to announce the scene, and the audience didn't even know the name of the show, let alone the actors, otherwise it would have exploded long ago.

Everyone knew that Zhang Yue was at the scene, but everyone thought that he would at most sing a few passages with Qishejiang when he returned. They never expected that Zhang Yue would put on a coat and go on stage to talk about cross talk!

Although they were joking and asked Zhang Yue to change careers, no one expected that they would be so good at playing, and they would actually arrange for Zhang Yue to cross-border to cheer.

Cooperating with Xu Siyu and Qishejiang's previous foreshadowing, and the gossip between Qishejiang and Zhang Yue, the effect of this show was simply explosive.

How do you say that, Concubine Zhang Gui is really going to enter the Central Palace. She single-handedly dismantled the teasing partner of Sai and his wife. Even the coat is red. This is really coming to get married, right?

The screams and cheers at the scene did not stop for a long time.

Qishejiang watched Zhang Yue come up with a smile, and recited two lines of poem jokingly, "Yaotao sees and misses Li, why not Mingyue let Xiaoxing."

The skin of this burden is a bit thick, and not everyone can react immediately.

Just looking at the literal meaning is very ambiguous. It is still from "Xu Pavilion", which tells the story of Tang Minghuang and his two concubines Yang Guifei and Mei Fei. His Majesty loves one and can't give up the other.

However, when Qishejiang read this sentence, it was not only for teasing, but also for setting the scene.

As soon as he opened his mouth to recite poems, the screaming scene immediately became quieter, so that the show could continue.

Zhang Yue walked to the back of the scene table and stood up, and said with a smile: "Call me?"

Immediately, there was a burst of laughter again, people asked if there was anyone who wanted to be in charge, but he was fine, and said directly, "Call me?", and he didn't hide his thoughts.

"Why, why is it you?" Qishejiang looked a little surprised, "Didn't we cheer up backstage? Why did we call a singer to come up?"

Zhang Yue said carelessly, "Hey, I'm already fainted from the medicine."

Qishejiang: "..."

Qishejiang gave a thumbs up, "Okay, you, non-toxic and not a husband."

Zhang Yue tugged at the hem of his shirt, "I've changed into the red clothes, we'll get ready anytime."

"Don't, don't," Qishejiang pointed at the audience, "Look, you scared everyone."

——No one in the audience was frightened, they were all overjoyed.

"I think they really want to watch the ceremony." Zhang Yue helped the microphone, "What's the matter, can't I?"

Qishejiang dragged out his voice: "Can you do it...?"

Audience: "Pfft!!"

Qishejiang said meaningfully: "I don't know this yet."

"Hey, you man, you don't keep your word," Zhang Yue refused to budge, Qishejiang joked about him, and he was even more ruthless, grabbing Qishejiang's sleeve and accusing him, "You still tell me 'day and night' ', Can I do it, and you say you don't know?! You are unreasonable!"

I'll go, what a terrible burden this is!More please!

Ever since Zhang Yue came on stage, the audience's smiles have never been lowered. I don't know how excited they are.

Well, well, it is indeed a day and night CP, when it comes to cross talk, it is more fierce than what fans imagined.

"What's the matter, what aspect am I talking about?" Qishejiang put on an innocent look again, broke away from Zhang Yue's hand, and argued, "I'm looking for a partner, you are not a professional, although we two Good, but you don't know how to speak cross talk, so you still have some requirements to stand next to me."

Zhang Yue suddenly sneered, "Come on, since your debut, I have been in 90.00% of the nine shows!"

There was another burst of laughter.

Hey, hey, that's right, the first cross talk that Qishejiang talked about on stage was smashed by Zhang Yue, and he couldn't do without Zhang Yue in the future. It really is most of the shows, more or less There are Zhang Yue.

Zhang Yueren is not on stage, but he is still on the show!

Qishejiang thought about it, and said with a smile, "That's right, although you didn't show up on the cross talk stage, you are indeed very famous among the audience."

Zhang Yue clicked his tongue and said, "It's your fault."

"So, you have an indissoluble bond with cross talk, so you are not unqualified." Qishejiang nodded thoughtfully.

……

In the second half of "The Story of the Concubine", it has changed from being picky about Xu Siyu from top to bottom to looking for love from the inside out. Singer Zhang Yue actually has the potential to be a cross talk actor.

The well-designed comparison makes the audience think of the corresponding plots on Xu Siyu from time to time. With the comparison, the bottom of my heart feels more happy.

This is simply a double standard, poor Xu Siyu.

A cross talk actor has four homework, speaking and learning to sing, and Zhang Yue has no problem with singing. He is a singer and can compose.

As for the others, it's the same if the mouth is distorted to be able to rap, there is nothing wrong with the mouth.

It’s funny, but it’s misunderstood that Zhang Yue often talks about stand-up comics on Weibo—spraying people.

When it comes to learning, it's even more bizarre.

Zhang Yue pointed to his nose when he was learning folk art, yelling, and ventriloquist: "Do you think I look like your partner? I can still learn to get a certificate..."

"yooooooo—"

The fans responded enthusiastically, if they had a microphone in front of them, they would really want to yell that you guys get married in situ.

Only the most persevering CP fans can take the time to record a small video and post on Weibo: "I knew that cross talk actors can let go, but I didn't expect their cooperation to be so sweet. Today I am going to die here! I must I want to tell you: day and night are real!!"

As for how those fans who failed to buy tickets and howl the melon-eating crowd howled, it was a matter outside the venue.

"...In this way, you are not only a suitable cross talk actor, you are like Manqian reincarnated, and the ancestor is reborn." The cross talk was at the bottom, and Qi Shejiang looked at Zhang Yue and praised.

Zhang Yue: "Mmmmm."

"Then I only have one last request left." Qishejiang clasped his fists together and compared, "After you become my partner, you will have to tutor my mother every day until she wins the highest award in Huaxia Music."

Zhang Yue staggered, clutching his hair and said, "I'd better quit the cross talk world!"

Xia Yiwei in the audience: "..."

Audience: "Hahahahahahahaha!!"

It's no wonder that the mother-in-law was laid out before, and it turned out that the bottom fell on Xia Yiwei. When they thought of Zhang Yue's action of covering his hair, they could laugh like crazy.

Think about Zhang Yue saying that he has contributed a lot on the cross talk stage, but Xia Yiwei is actually not easy!

You two, as expected, are the family members of cross talk actors...

……

The bottom bag rang. Qishejiang and Zhang Yue bowed and walked down. There was constant applause from the audience. Before they stepped off the stage, they were welcomed back by the host for their encore.

"The host didn't announce the show just now. It's actually called "The Story of the Concubine". It was newly edited by us and it was very lively." Qishejiang walked back to the table and first introduced the show that had just finished.

As soon as he said it, everyone laughed in satisfaction. Isn't this name very suitable?

"Zhang Yue is a guest star. Everyone knows that he really doesn't learn cross talk. He trained temporarily for a few days to catch up with this surprise show." Qishejiang gossiped about the behind-the-scenes story, "At first he was always uncomfortable. As a singer, he I prefer to face the audience head-on, but you have to keep looking at the funny ones."

"Looking at it." Zhang Yue said out of nowhere, and his posture was indeed half-faced to Qishejiang, his eyes fixed on Qishejiang.

"..." Qishejiang paused for a moment, and the audience "Hey" one after another, this is so affectionate.

"Well, the training was good." Qishejiang smiled in a low voice, "Do you think you should just change careers?"

"Yes, you can fire Xu Siyu later." Zhang Yue answered naturally.

In fact, laymen watch the excitement, while experts watch the way.Don't look at the effect of the cooperation between the two before, it seems to be very easy, but it is not that simple.Thanks to Zhang Yue's rich stage experience, he has repeated his words again and again in the past few days.

Moreover, Qishejiang told him about the slowness and slowness in pieces, down to the pitch of a sound, and the pause time of a sentence. He completely forced Zhang Yue to grasp the strength of the burden.

Otherwise, it would be very difficult to make the audience laugh on stage if someone else hadn't practiced before, even naturally it might be difficult to do it.

And Zhang Yue is very good, as long as he tells some real things and ideas on stage, everyone will find it funny...

As everyone knows, these two people really have an affair!

"But for this encore, to be honest, there is no other joke, so we'll arrange that show, or we'll call Si Yu up too?" Qishejiang laughed and suggested again, but he and Xu Si Yuyu also prepared two short passages for returning to the scene.

There are also two teachers, Meng and Zeng, who also want to come out and talk. If the younger brother hadn't been tired and went to rest first, he should have been invited to give a talk. After all, this is their first special performance.

"No!" Zhang Yue said immediately.

"Ouch~~"

But not only the girls, but also the male audience booed. The aftertaste of the show just now hasn't passed yet.

"No, I can't just talk when I come back. I can't say much, but I can still sing." Zhang Yue gestured and pulled up his sleeves, "I haven't been seated yet, Xu Siyu wait a minute." Let's go!"

"Then you perform first?" Qishejiang looked at him with a smile, appearing very indulgent.It's okay to play for a longer time tonight, Zhang's appointment is over, he just invites Xu Siyu again.

The fans engaged in CP could hardly breathe, "Hey...it's so good day and night..."

Seeing this scene, Xia Yiwei, who was sitting upright, shuddered all over his body with goosebumps: My son is so tired of falling in love!

"Let me come, let me sing a passage from the children's book." Zhang Yue thought about it and said, "I learned from him."

Qishejiang continued, "You are not talking nonsense."

If you don't learn from him, who else can you learn from, and where can you find a teacher of children's books.

If Zhang Yue doesn’t sing, that’s it. Once he sings, he will be an excerpt from the difficult “Ten Questions and Ten Answers”. A skillful craftsman made a golden thread, and the two dragons showed their treasures, and the radiance would be wiped. On the forehead, there was a trembling red tassel of the Nine Dragons. Wearing a nine-headed, eight-tipped animal face, exquisite scales, and a lock of Tang Ni. Chained golden armor..."

Well, Zhang Yue is worthy of being a singer. He is full of breath, and he was taught by Qi Shejiang himself. He sings very well, and his singing style is exactly the same as Qi Shejiang's.Thinking about it this way, I feel that the relationship between the two is even better.

Halfway through Zhang Yue's singing, Qishejiang led the applause, with a proud expression on his face.

After singing a section, Zhang Yue still smiled and asked, "Am I singing well?"

The audience praised in unison: "Good!!"

Zhang Yue ignored him and stared at Qishejiang: "Ask you."

audience:"…………"

Qishejiang didn't applaud just now, and smiled, "Very good."

Only then did Zhang Yue look satisfied.

Audience: "Hey——"

Boos all over the place.

So good, so good!

There were also those who joined in, shouting loudly: "Okay! One more!"

"Come again? I can't come again. I'm about to die after singing this song." Zhang Yue stroked his chest. He was not joking, this passage was really terrible.

Although the children's book has been sung, the popular songs have not been sung yet. Zhang Yueren has come, so there are so few songs.

Everyone clamored for songs again, needless to say, "Why the West Chamber" and "Autumn Water" were the loudest.

"...Well, how about this, then sing "Autumn Water", I re-edited the lyrics, I sang it once when I was performing on the street." Zhang Yueyi said, many people have the impression, isn't it just these two The time when it was photographed on New Year's Eve, it can be said that it sounded the first horn of day and night CP.

In fact, many CP fans took many listening tests later, trying to restore his lyrics, but they all felt that the lyrics had something to do with Qishejiang, anyway, they were too sweet.

Now that Zhang Yue said that he would sing again, I don't know how excited he is.

That's right, the lyrics must have been changed for Qishejiang, otherwise, why would they always sing when Qishejiang was around... If this isn't love?

"Then I'll play the accompaniment for you." Qishejiang asked someone to bring up his sanxian and tried it out.

Qishejiang hugged the sanxian, glanced at Zhang Yue, smiled and said, "Zhang Yue sings very well. I fell in love with him when I was listening to him sing."

The CP fans in the audience let out howls of happiness, my cute CP will be open for business!

And more laughter from the audience: "Hahahahahaha!"

They won't get tired of playing this joke a hundred times!

Only Zhang Yue's ears warmed up, and his heart was pounding.

Most people don't know that Qishejiang just confessed his love generously and secretly in front of everyone, and said a real love story.

The two looked at each other for three seconds amidst laughter, without saying a word.

True or false, amidst the excitement, others couldn't tell the joke from the truth, just like Qi Shejiang couldn't tell whether he had a dream 80 years ago, or a soul dream that had strayed into this body.

The rivers and lakes are too big, and bosom friends are too few, I hope this reunion will live up to the time.

Qi Shejiang plucked the strings lightly, and Zhang Yue responded with a singing voice, floating melodiously in the venue:

Autumn water flows from spring to winter, and there seems to be no difference in the level of the sea.

You have counted 39 phoenix trees flying from the green hills, and you only look at the frosty wind to this night.

Temporarily borrowing the wind and flowers to stop the snow and the moon, it becomes an idiotic dream that cannot be dreamed by the side of the deer and banana.

The geese in Xicheng can't call back 39 plum blossoms, but the strings say meet.

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