What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

Zishushu is a dead art, only some texts are left, and its performance form and singing style have long been lost.

However, what a blessing, Liu Quanhai once heard him sing a few short passages sporadically from Mr. Meng, the most senior among the old people who are still alive in the cross talk world.

In fact, Mr. Meng has never learned it himself, but it is said that one of the elders of the old man has learned the children's book by chance. He only listened to and memorized a few sentences when he was young, and it is not a serious and complete inheritance.

——It’s not just for fun, otherwise, how could it be lost? There are hundreds of kinds of singing alone!

But the old man half-learned and half-described, at least let everyone know a little taste.

It was this taste, plus the libretto which was similar to Gu Ci but still slightly different, made Liu Quanhai deduce that Qishejiang should be singing the book of disciples!

The vast land of China, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, maybe there is a family that has been passed down from mouth to mouth.Just like Mr. Meng's elder brother, didn't it be a coincidence that he learned the children's book that no one has performed.

It's just that I don't know how many paragraphs Xia Yiwei's son has learned. Even if there is only this paragraph, it is quite rare. He is very curious about where he learned it.

Liu Quanhai briefly said a few words to his grandson, the more he thought about it, the more itchy his heart became, he pondered for a moment, and immediately wanted to go backstage to have a chat.

As Liu Quanhai, it was easy for Liang Ming to enter the backstage.

At the moment, the backstage is also bustling with activity, the teahouse finally has a star, and some entertainers go to the stage door to watch the excitement.

There are few people here who understand Zidi's books, but there are quite a few people who understand Sanxian. Qishejiang's string was borrowed from the backstage.They thought Qishejiang would just play casually, but they all cheered like Liu Quanhai when they heard his "cleverly changing strings".

Liu Quanhai approached Boss Wu and asked him to introduce him for him. Of course, Boss Wu had to give face to this and directly brought Liu Quanhai's grandfather and grandson to the exit gate.

After a song was sung, because the audience was very enthusiastic, Xia Yiwei also left a few words for the audience to interact.

Qishejiang got off first, and as soon as he got out of the gate, he bumped into Boss Wu and brought Liu Quanhai over.Liu Quanhai hasn't been on TV for a long time, he hasn't seen this face before, so he doesn't recognize it.

Fortunately, Boss Wu introduced, "Jesse, Mr. Liu wants to chat with you, so let's come here."

Liu Quanhai didn't talk too much, just smiled and said: "Little friend, what you sang on stage just now is a book for disciples?"

Even 80 years ago, there were not many people who could recognize it as a book written by a disciple. Qishejiang was delighted to see someone who knew the goods, and immediately recognized it, "Yes."

Liu Quanhai confirmed what he thought in his heart, and after letting go of his heart, he became even more excited, "The children's book has been lost for many years, and no one has acted it for a long time. You are young, where did you learn it? Is it a family tradition? How much has it been passed down?"

It's impossible for Qishejiang to reveal his real teacher's identity, he would probably think he is crazy.At this time, it is not as good as before, and the information is easy to check, and if a circle is not good, it will be exposed.

He pondered for a while, and then said: "When I was living in country Y, I learned from an old gentleman of Chinese descent who I met by chance. The teacher had been in country Y for several generations, and he had no children. Teach me everything, and I can sing about a hundred verses."

Xia Yiwei was half of country y's blood, and lived there for a while from time to time, and Qishejiang was also taken on both sides since he was a child.Such a push, across the ocean, is not easy to check.If you ask more carefully, it can be said that you don't understand clearly.Not only here in Liu Quanhai, but also in Xia Yiwei's place.

As expected, Liu Quanhai just sighed with emotion: "So that's the case, I thought that the children's book had been lost, but I didn't expect there to be overseas treasures!"

……

We only chatted here for a few words, and Xia Yiwei's side is also gone. She is different from Qishejiang. Liu Quanhai's face is not uncommon in the backstage of various evening parties. As soon as he saw her, he immediately recognized her.

Xia Yiwei was also surprised that Liu Quanhai was here, but how did Mr. Liu and his son start talking, she stepped forward and said anxiously: "Mr. Liu, Jesse, is it the teacher Liu you are looking for? Do you really want to talk about cross talk?" ?”

Qishejiang looked puzzled, he didn't even know Liu Quanhai, it was Xia Yiwei's words that made him realize that Liu Quanhai should be with him.

Now it was Liu Quanhai's turn to be amazed, he came here for his son's letter, who knew that Xia Yiwei actually wanted to talk about cross talk when he talked about it?

"It's strange! Few young people listen to cross talk these days. You are so handsome, but you still want to learn cross talk?" Liu Quanhai looked at Qishejiang and said with a smile.

His grandson, Xiao Liu, couldn't hold back any longer, "Isn't he saying that cross talk is a joke? No, I didn't mean to tell you a joke, I mean, isn't this a joke?"

Knowing that Qishejiang had real abilities, Xiaoliu's attitude naturally changed, and he was a little ashamed after being slapped in the face.

Qishejiang said honestly: "It's not about learning, it's about speaking. The teacher is a double-educated person, and he even taught me cross talk, but he didn't show off seriously. The teacher's thinking is different from that in China, and I don't even know his seniority."

Both holding and swinging branches are jargon. The former refers to learning more than one art, and the latter refers to apprenticeship.As soon as he said it, he knew that he was indeed a colleague.

To formally learn from a teacher, you have to talk about the succession of the teacher and arrange the seniority.But he entered the school 80 years ago. At Liu Quanhai's age, he is probably a generation or two younger than him.It's impossible to make it up. The things in our school are not like the children's books are lost, and the truth will be revealed as soon as you read the master's inheritance.

Therefore, Qishejiang pushed two-five-six, preferring to be an unscrupulous wild way-maybe it is too clear and arouses suspicion, but as long as it is not exposed.

Xia Yiwei couldn't understand these code words, and was at a loss. He could only tell that his son's skills were learned when he lived in country Y.

Liu Quanhai, however, had a clear mind, and there were many wild ways in the cross talk world, but it was rare for someone as confused as Qi Shejiang, who couldn't even tell his seniority.

It's true that Qishejiang was so blocked that he couldn't even name his master, so Liu Quanhai would definitely be suspicious of someone else.But Qishejiang knew the long-lost children's book clearly. Maybe there was some unspeakable story about his master, as if he had been expelled from the cross talk school?

Liu Quanhai cherished his talents, thought for a while, and said: "Jie...Jessie, right? My second apprentice has a crosstalk garden. When you are free, why don't you come to my place to have fun? Tell me something to let me know." Listen."

He doesn't know foreign language, Jesse read it out to him.

He said this because he was really curious, and wanted to get a feel for Qishejiang's background and see Qishejiang's ability in cross talk.Furthermore, each faction has its own characteristics, if he could hear Qishejiang talking about cross talk, he might be able to hear something.

"Okay!" Qishejiang immediately agreed.Xia Yiwei is famous, but he has nothing to do with cross talk, if he can get acquainted with Liu Quanhai, then he will be considered as a guide in the cross talk world of this time and space.Among other things, he doesn't even have a partner, and he doesn't know where to look for it.

Xia Yiwei's eyes widened, "Wait, Jesse, Teacher Liu, our Jesse..."

She was almost incoherent, so why did she leave her and settle down.She came here originally to warn her son, why did she sign him instead?

At this time, the manager Dian Dianer ran over and reported in a low voice to Boss Wu who had been watching the excitement for a while.

Boss Wu patted his forehead, "What the hell happened tonight? There are all kinds of moths, and another person asked for leave."

There was supposed to be a show later on, but the actor had an accident at home and asked for leave, so he couldn't be on the show.

Liu Quanhai and Qishejiang looked at each other, and suddenly reached a tacit understanding. Liu Quanhai smiled and said, "It's really better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Boss Wu, why don't you take this opportunity to let kid Jesse come on stage with you and say something?"

Boss Wu thought, he just looked at Xia Yiwei.

Xia Yiwei was stunned.

After a long time, she suddenly said: "Yes, then you can go up and try to see if you can save this scene."

She thought about it carefully, with her son's personality, he would have a rebellious mentality if he kept blocking him, otherwise why would she bring her son to the backstage to experience the hardships.If you give him a chance to be on stage, maybe he will be taught to be a man by reality?

Talking about cross talk is different from singing.

Liu Quanhai nodded, "Okay, what are you going to do later, I'll show you a part?"

Qishejiang shook his head, "It's too late to get the words right, let me say a few words."

……

Two people say that cross talk is a counterpart, and one person says it is a stand-alone.

Qishejiang made some preparations in the backstage and borrowed some "equipment". Fortunately, the backstage was complete.

In twenty or ten minutes, it was time for Qishe to go up the river.Grandfather Liu Quanhai led Xia Yiwei to the box first and waited to watch.

There's an announcer at the front, and there's stand-up at the bottom, the performer, Jesse.

——I don’t know what the announcer thinks, instead of giving a Chinese name, give a foreign name.But thinking about it carefully, the identity of Xia Yiwei's son Jesse is indeed more famous than Qishejiang himself.

A staff member moved the table up, with props such as Xingmu and folding fans on it.

Qishejiang was still in his usual uniform, and walked to the front desk and behind the desk in a leisurely manner.

He had just come up with Xia Yiwei once before, and he was so good-looking that the audience was deeply impressed.Some people had watched Qishejiang's variety shows, and knew that he was good-looking, but he was a little dull, so they whispered to each other for a while.

The announcement is about stand-up comedy, right? Can this person speak stand-up?

He is good-looking and young, and his names are all foreign names. It is said that it is too weird to talk about cross talk.

If Qishejiang came up to sing a song or dance, everyone would welcome him very much, just like when he and Xia Yiwei came up together just now, the performance was very good, and just by looking at his face, he felt that the ticket was worth it.

After whispering to each other, they even knew what he was doing on TV.

In the private room, Liu Quanhai and Xia Yiwei watched Qi Shejiang hold their breath when they saw the audience's commotion. They could all predict that this was the difficulty of Qi Shejiang's cross talk - he looked so good-looking!

The audience had doubts, focusing on Qishejiang's gossip and face, how could they listen to what he said with peace of mind, no matter how exciting it was, wouldn't the effect be compromised.

I saw that Qishejiang stood still, and as soon as he looked at the audience, he opened his mouth and said: "The lonely country is full of wine and sorrow, and the sky is frosty and the moon is insomnia. Clay figurines talk about ordinary things, so don't talk about it... right or wrong!"

With a crisp sound of "Pa!", Xingmu slapped the table, and the scene was completely quiet, there was no more noise.

This is called the opening poem. After the stand-up comedy and storytelling, before the performance, in order to gather the attention of the audience, they usually read a few lines of poems first.

The content may be lyrical, or it may be the story behind the introduction, or it may simply contain jokes, which makes people feel funny.

Qishejiang spoke clearly, his voice was clear and loud but not harsh, and the typhoon was extremely stable. When he spoke every word, the audience involuntarily stopped talking, and as Qishejiang finished reading the poem, one or two fell silent.

With the last slap on Xingmu, there was a slap, and there was no sound. This opening poem suppressed the audience!

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PS: The poem comes from the preface of Dongling Xiaozhi, which has been changed a little for the plot