Guide to Overturning Online Classes

who?Dude, who are you talking about?

I don't know the lz you mentioned, let alone the person involved =)

First of all, thank you for your concern, and then, my boyfriend and I still haven't made any progress.I wondered if it could go on like this. I had no way of knowing whether he could hold it back, but if I kept holding it back, I would either get sick or explode.

The so-called dog jumps over the wall. Although I am not a dog, I still have to find a way to jump over the giant hurdle of being a virgin, which is comparable to the Mariana Trench.So I made a big decision, bigger than choosing KFC or McDonald's for dinner - I was going to seduce my boyfriend.

Here is a collection of great Zhihu, my dear friends who know everything, is there any way to seduce someone who is not tired of it?Waiting online, very urgent.

—————Updated on September 9—————

You really don't think it's a big deal when you watch the excitement...why did you make me popular again? ?I said that if this question is seen by my boyfriend, I will commit suicide on the spot live.Oh, forget that you can't commit suicide, otherwise I won't be able to go to Jinjiang to write a story about me and my boyfriend.Life is not easy, lz sighed.

Closer to home, thank you for your constructive suggestions and methods. Of course, I will subconsciously block those "wet body prey", "bunny girl Cosprey" and "women's prey" (tired smile.jpg)

To be fair, I am a man of 1.8 meters tall, so women's clothing is a bit too much, don't think that anonymous users can do whatever they want!

Anyway, I picked out what I thought would work and decided to implement it today!Wish me success, gentlemen!

【Featured Comments (3)】

The succulent grapes are hanging: lz is generous, and those who don’t know think they are going to the battlefield

Zhizhi Berry refuses to accept: Stop a word of persuasion, nothing is more important than sitting naked on your boyfriend's lap!

Sweet zongzi and meat zongzi are all good zongzi. Reply to @芝芝berryberry dissatisfaction: With all due respect, I think lz’s boyfriend is very likely to teach lz a lesson (the one without color)

—————Updated on September 9—————

Everyone, I'm back.

I'm in a bit of a complicated mood right now, so let me calm down and think about how to start from the beginning slowly.

Neither my boyfriend nor I had class this afternoon. He asked me if I wanted to watch a movie that had just been released. !So after I posted that reply, I took the advice of a few sisters, sprayed on a certain sweet potato with a well-reviewed Zannan fragrance, and set off to his house.

(I've done my homework for a long time. It's really hard to find something that is not so aggressive and not feminine! Salute to all the sisters who can smell the difference in perfume!)

After the boyfriend got a soda and chips and we sat shoulder to shoulder, he played an action movie we'd been waiting for but whose premiere had been missed by the typhoon.

In the middle of the movie, we both looked sanctimonious. I don’t know what he was thinking. Anyway, I think I can watch the bloody movie screen while imagining the [-] forbidden action movies with my boyfriend. And to have my mind free to discuss the plot with him—I'm so amazing.

As long as I put more of this ability in my studies, I will definitely be the number one scholar in the college entrance examination.

Then when I took a sip of Coke, and the movie was playing until the hero cut off the villain's head, and the blood gushed out in an instant, my boyfriend came over, sniffed my neck, and said with a smile: "Did you wear perfume?"

What the hell!

You are amazing to be able to flirt with me while watching the bloody scenes!

I nodded calmly: "Huh? Oh, my roommate wants to buy a new perfume, so he gave me a sample and let me try it."

This is an excuse I thought up early on.

"What's wrong? Does it smell bad?" I glanced at my boyfriend nervously.

The boyfriend shook his head, then turned his gaze back to the movie: "No, it's pretty good."

Ahhhhhhhh what does it mean very good! ?Does it mean 'it smells good but I don't catch a cold' or does it mean 'I already know your trick'? ?

OK, the enemy doesn't move, I move.

I decided to start my temptation step2: I pretended to caress his thigh inadvertently, and felt my boyfriend's body stiffen without any surprise, which was my wish.

I smiled slyly, and leaned into my boyfriend's ear and whispered to him: "The male protagonists in European and American movies are all in good shape."

"Really." The boyfriend was noncommittal.

I don't believe he can sit still!

So I made persistent efforts, took his hand and stroked my waist and abdomen: "Look, I don't have abdominal muscles."

"Abs need to be practiced." He said coldly.

I straddled his legs, put my lips against his ear and asked without any concealment, and moved his hand that was vainly around my waist to the tailbone, and asked without fear of death: "Who is that cocky?" Where's the butt? Do you want it too?"

I know very well that once some things start, there is no turning back.

So either the enemy dies, or I die——

My boyfriend raised his hand, grabbed my shoulder, and threw me onto the sofa.Those slightly upturned phoenix eyes, at this moment, are full of clearly visible nameless fire, burning his pitch-black pupils blazingly.

"It's because I'm too used to you."

After speaking, he raised his hand and I closed my eyes.

Only then did I realize that I made a mistake. I have never evaluated a weak chicken with no strength in my hands and no abs. I have beaten a man with eight pack abs + biceps and a big hang friend's

What are the odds.