Guide to Overturning Online Classes

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Sweet rice dumplings are good rice dumplings: lz has no conscience to stop here and wish you constipation

Taro paste Bobo doesn’t need taro paste, only Bobo: I’m in a hurry, I’m in a hurry, I’m in a hurry, I’m in a hurry! ! ! !

Succulent grapes are pendant: lz's boyfriend won't really do it, will he? ?Really fighting? ? ?

Zhi Zhi Berry Berry refuses to accept reply to @多肉糖气是混板的: Where can I do it? I think it’s an indescribable goblin fight at best

———————September 9—————

Gentlemen, some people are dead, but he is still alive; some people are alive, but he is already dead.

The latter is talking about me.

Don't get excited, my boyfriend didn't do anything to me... Well, it's not appropriate to say that, he did, but this kind of action is not what you imagined, nor is it what I imagined .

I should have thought earlier that if he followed the routine, he wouldn't be my boyfriend.

The boyfriend raised his hand, I closed my eyes, and prepared for him to beat me up, just waiting for the few seconds when the slap fell, it was really hard, every second seemed like a year.Then just when I opened my right eye a little slit to see when the guillotine knife fell on my head——

"Snapped!"

I heard crisp and loud, thunderous applause.

But there is no pain as I expected, from the skin of a certain part of my body, I am intact, so what I just heard?

"Fu XX!!!"

I think my boyfriend is fucking crazy, he actually slapped me in the face, resounding through the sky, the kind that shakes the sky, I braced myself up with my eyes wide open, held his cheeks with both hands, and gritted my teeth hatefully: "are you crazy!?"

I don't know how hard this idiot used, but half of his face was red and hot under my palm because of his beating, but it hurt my father so much! !What can I do with the person I am looking for! ?

"What are you doing? Can't I be wrong? If you don't like me, if I don't want to fuck, I'll just say it, let's talk and break up! Don't do anything..." Then he angrily kissed the end of my words.

The kiss was quite violent, and I was out of breath after a while, and my eyes were full of lust, and I obviously noticed the common reaction between the two of us.

I was stunned.

Can the fucking bear it?Would you rather be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle than do something reasonable and legal with a legitimate relationship?

"I like you, very much."

Suddenly I heard him say that.

"I want to hold hands and kiss you... the kind of love you have in bed." He paused, and the corners of his eyes were stained with a blush called embarrassment, "But you seem to think that I am very old-fashioned and upright, so I have never dared to do it. "

"So I endured until today, but I didn't expect you to act first."

I blinked in confusion, and asked like a fool, "Why did you endure until today?"

"Because I just saw your post on Zhihu the day before yesterday." He gritted his teeth.

Oh, co-authoring is what I wanted to doi with him and it was discovered.

Just in case he said something shocking to the world, I decided to continue and finish all the unfinished things, so I stretched out my hand and hooked his neck, pressed him against me, and said, "Then you have Didn't you see how they suggested that I seduce you?"

My boyfriend snorted noncommittally: "You have a strong learning ability, you can try everything, whoever begs for mercy first is a dog."

Wang.

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Sweet rice dumplings are good rice dumplings:? ? ? ? ? ?

The succulent grapes are hanging:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Fengfeng is a cat: lz! ! !Tell me in detail! ! ! ???

User whdgnseuidd: Is it popular to lure dogs in and kill them?I bark first.

Xiao Zhang Xiao Zhang never panics: Congratulations to lz for successfully getting out! ! !

Anonymous user replied to @小张小张 Never panicked: No =)

------Replenish------

Liz has something to say.

Thank you dog-headed strategists, although you can only hahaha all the time I lost my horse and did stupid things in front of my boyfriend, but occasionally it is still useful.

It is worth mentioning that, after this battle, my boyfriend completely made me make up my mind to practice six-pack abs.After all, with one more muscle and one buff, it is not unreasonable to live longer.

that's all! 886!