Absurd Comedy ABO

My mother finally picked out a pen among a bunch of presents. I bought it for myself. It was an expensive one, and I didn't even bother to open the package.When she wanted to pick this, I protested in a low voice, but of course there was no result, and I was directly suppressed by violence.

"It's over if you go back and buy another pen," my mother still didn't care, "I'll subsidize you with twice the money."

All my rebellious spirits have completely subsided, who has trouble with money.I also specially quoted the price of the pen by a few hundred, but my mother didn't ask in detail, and turned it all over to me. "Why pick a pen?" I took the money, and my attitude improved a lot.

"The main thing is that only pens are suitable. You look at other things, such as postcards and notebooks, which are what you young people like. Your brother Xiaolu, even though he is a brother, is not in his early twenties. It is not suitable to send these, just pens are fine. .”

I oh, and after a while I couldn't help but ask, "How old is he?"

"28/nine?" she replied.

"That's really more suitable for a pen." I said, but I was counting in my heart, eight or nine years older than me, I thought.The resistance came up again, and I still prefer my peers.But I look down on others, maybe they also look down on me, isn't it the same on blind dates, everyone looks down on each other, so don't think too much.

On the other hand, my mother really put a lot of money into it. She has always been very busy with work, and even took time to take me to pick out clothes.The ones I picked were all light-colored, and I looked good-looking and young when I put them on. My mother asked me to try several sets, and she commented, "It's good, it's true, it's enough to go out and deceive people."

I also said that it is a lie, I was originally good and young, and now is the best time to look.My mother was very excited and didn't refute. After shopping for clothes, she took me to cut my hair.It took three or four hours to cut and iron the tape, and it was almost ten o'clock when it was over.It is estimated that clothes and hair will have to throw in a small ten thousand, I clicked my tongue while thinking.You have to behave well on a blind date, look at her enthusiasm, if I screw up, I probably won't see the sun tomorrow.

After finishing my hair, I carefully took a photo in front of the full-length mirror. Not to mention, you get what you pay for. Once I wear my hair as a famous brand, I really feel like a starlet. Maybe there will be handsome men and beautiful women watching me when I walk. I want WeChat.

Facts have proved that I was thinking too much, and no one came to ask for WeChat from the time I finished dressing up until the day of the blind date.Not to mention handsome men and beautiful women, ordinary people don't have one.My self-esteem was hit again, thinking that I would never dress up like this again, at least I can comfort myself if I can't find a partner, "I am pretty, but I just don't know how to dress up."

The place for the dinner was decided by my mother, and I only found out on the same day that a Shanghai restaurant sells home-cooked dishes, which is quite lifelike.It was beyond my expectation. I thought that someone as flamboyant as her must order a restaurant that specializes in selling Australian lobster.

Brother Xiaolu and his family had already arrived when I went, and everyone agreed, so he and his mother came to their house, and so did ours.His mother was very enthusiastic, and greeted me as soon as she saw me, saying that she hadn't seen Fanfan for a long time, she really grew up, and she looks so good-looking.I don't know what to say, so I can only say hello to Auntie in embarrassment, and then be modest, saying that it's not too good-looking.

His mother invited me to sit again, and the seat was obvious, next to Brother Xiaolu.I sat over, not knowing what to say, and felt even more embarrassed.Fortunately, the mothers are more experienced and helped us out.

"Do you still remember your Aunt Fang?" Xiaolu nodded following his mother's words, "And this younger brother?"

"I have a little impression that he should have come to play at home all the time when he was a child." He seemed to be thinking hard for a while before speaking, and he felt quite serious.

Seeing him like this, my mother also started teasing him, asking him if he still remembered my name.He thought hard for a while, and it seemed that he couldn't remember this time.I saw that he was thinking so seriously, and he was also very good-looking, so I thought he was cute and pitiful, and I had a good impression of him, so I opened my mouth to make amends.

"My name is Fang Fan." I said.

He glanced at me as if relieved, "My name is Lu Jingshu." He said.

"I remember," I said.Neither of us seemed very good at this situation, and no one spoke after that sentence.I was also happy and relaxed, sitting on the side quietly observing Lu Jingshu's appearance.

He doesn't seem to be very photogenic, although he has seen photos a long time ago, it is better to see real people.He has a high nose and a narrow face. Although he has single eyelids, he has big eyes, which are quite white.Although 28/Nine looks about the same as 25 and [-] years old, and he seems to be shy easily. I like the shy and shy type, and I am not particularly extroverted. Shy and shy are just right.Just now my mother was so serious when she joked, and she has a very cute personality.Well, all the dissatisfaction is gone, and I even want to thank my mother for giving me this opportunity.

My mother guessed that we hadn't spoken for a long time, and there was no progress, so she opened her mouth to help us get in touch.

"By the way, Fanfan. Didn't you also say that you brought a gift for brother Xiaolu? Don't forget it later."

"Yes," I replied, took off the bag hanging on the back of the chair, and searched for it for a long time. "I was studying in a university in another place, and I bought a small gift." I said and handed him the beautifully wrapped gift box, "It's not something valuable."

"You don't have to be so polite." He said, waved his hand, but didn't take it.I didn't care, I put the pen on the table and pushed it over, "It's just a small gift." I said.

He seemed to compromise, "I'm sorry, I didn't prepare anything for you." I hurriedly said it's okay, I just bought one, don't worry too much.

Then there was silence again.

The two mothers were very supportive, they kept trying to find ways to help us find something to talk about, and asked Lu Jingshu how his work was doing recently, and asked if he was going to Beijing soon?Fanfan is also studying in Beijing, if you are not busy, the two of you can make an appointment to have fun.I think this excuse is too lame, the two of us are nearly ten years apart, how could we play together, besides listening to their exchanges, Lu Jingshu's position is not small.The position is not small, so I'm naturally very busy, and I don't have time to play.I didn't make a sound, I lowered my head to eat, and carefully observed Lu Jingshu.He also seemed to be out of interest, so he hummed and didn't speak again.

The mothers saw that his side was not going to work, so they came to me again.

"By the way, Fanfan, what major do you study?" His mother asked.

"Physics, fluid mechanics," I said.

"Then you can also ask Jingshu. I remember that Jingshu studied mathematics. It seems to be the same? There is no distinction between mathematics and science." After she finished speaking, she turned to Lu Jingshu, "You can guide my brother, don't Just waiting for people to ask."

"I majored in mathematics and economics, and my major is economics, which is far from physics."

As soon as he said this, everyone was embarrassed and quiet for a while.I was also shocked when I heard it. I can only admire this level of slander.His mother is still trying to save the situation, "Then there is no need to talk about majors, just chat casually."

He also seemed embarrassed, or rather unhappy, but he had to say something to me again, "Do you have any questions?" I wanted to say no, but I felt that I had let down the good intentions of the mothers.Secondly, I am also a bit distracted. If I want to develop with this brother Xiaolu, I must be more active.

"I heard you work in Beijing?" I tried to find a topic.

"I was just about to go, but I haven't gone yet," he said.

"Oh, when do you think you're going?" I asked.

"About September and October, the time hasn't been set yet. What's the matter?"

"It's nothing much," I said, "just asking."

He really thought I was just asking casually, and didn't answer any more.

When I really wanted to find something new to talk about, the hot dishes came up.Forget it, let's eat the food first, and slowly think about the topic, if it doesn't work, there is WeChat.

As a result, I didn't speak, and he didn't say a word, as if he pushed and took a step.Occasionally, mothers who can't see the past and want to liven up the atmosphere will cherish words like gold. They can answer one sentence and decide not to say two sentences.After comparison, I feel that the question and answer just now is not so embarrassing, he seems to be like this with everyone.

After dinner, the two ladies still didn't want to leave, so they chatted again. Unfortunately, Comrade Xiaolu and I could only look at each other, embarrassed together.I tried to reopen the topic a few times in the middle, or I asked a question and he typed a sentence, and the chat experience was always very bad.So I gave up without saying a word and concentrated on eating.

I take back what I said before, I think he is either shy, or just doesn't like to talk.

The two of us didn't have a chat until the end of the dinner. After I got home, I thought about it and sent him a WeChat message, to the effect that I was very happy today, plus my name.It took a long time for the other party to reply, and there was only one name.I don't believe in evil, I plan to try again, and I edited a sentence after thinking for a long time.

"I didn't expect the two of us to add WeChat a long time ago."

send.

Now it's all right, people don't even reply to WeChat directly.I waited for a while, and felt that I lacked interest, so I quit WeChat to play games.Looking back, I think I performed pretty well, so my mother shouldn't be able to crusade me much.The current situation is obviously that people don't like me, and there is no way to do it.

The reply to this message was even later, it was almost like reincarnation, and I only replied the next night, and the content was also dry, "I didn't expect that either." You can't create something out of nothing.I thought about it, and didn't reply again, or it would be embarrassing.

My mother was still enthusiastic, and asked me many times, asking me what I thought of Brother Xiaolu.Of course I’m telling the truth, I think it’s pretty good, I’m handsome and I’m the CEO, but it’s a pity that the CEO doesn’t like me, the CEO wants to find Bai Fumei, what can I do.

"Don't always think about falling in love. I really want you to meet young talents." My mother still has 300 taels of silver here, "Don't be too purposeful, just chat casually. And Your Xiaolu brother is so powerful, even if it is to guide you how to find a job in the future, it will be fine."

"That's no need, I'm planning to study for a postgraduate study, let's discuss about finding a job." I said, "And I'm only a sophomore now, so why worry."

"Then you will be a junior when school starts again, and it's time to think about it."

Anyway, I have always been unable to talk about my mother, so I just stopped talking and concentrated on playing games.

In the end, I didn't expect that my mother was still ruthless, and she didn't tell me her next plan until three days before I went back to school. "It just so happens that your elder brother Xiaolu is also going back to Beijing, so I bought the tickets for both of you together, and I will take care of you on the way."

"Ah?" I was very displeased, my face was drawn long, for no other reason, just thinking about how embarrassing it would be along the way made my scalp numb.

"What's wrong? Not happy?" She threatened me again.

"If I say I'm not happy, can I refund the ticket and change the time?" I said.

"Of course not," she replied.

"Forget it then," I gave up on myself, thinking about the good, and being a handsome guy next to me is also attractive.If you are afraid of embarrassment, just don't talk at all, just treat the small road as a decoration, and just admire the handsome guy along the way.

As a result, the psychological construction has not yet been established, and my mother's words made me speechless again, "By the way, I also told your brother Xiaolu about your move, and he just happened to be willing to help. You go back early this time, so you can drop by the way." Once the family is moved, he probably only has time a few days ago, and he may not be able to do it later."

I feel that my mother knows more information than I do, and I want to persuade her to develop some new hobbies and stop playing me as a man, but she probably won't listen to her.Still the same sentence, she likes Comrade Xiaolu so much, how could she be willing to give up this opportunity. "Okay, I see." I thought of the last weak answer.

The author says:

By the way, I forgot to mention that there are two pairs of CP in this article, both are AB, guess what?I think it's pretty obvious