Absurd Comedy ABO

I haven't paid attention to this blog for a long time, and I haven't read the article, because it is too boring.And after that, I have been busy with the final exam, and when I have time to look it up again, I am already sitting on the high-speed train home.It's still the same as in my impression, very boring, at least there is nothing to do in the car, if I suddenly think of this, I just read the novel to relieve my boredom.

After reading it a little bit, I got a very strange feeling, and I just don't think this thing is fake.As far as I know, Lin Shaoqiong lost his sight in a car accident. It is not clear whether his leg was broken, and it is even more impossible for me to know about the pheromone.But the writing in this article is straightforward, how to put it, it really feels like an insider.

I thought about going home and asking my mother, she didn't tell me before.Now that Feng Shui is changing, she is still counting on me to go on a blind date, so that brother Xiaolu can completely become her eldest son, but whether it can be done or not depends on my performance.I feel that at least I should be able to be domineering for a while before the blind date, so I just took this opportunity to ask.

After reading a chapter, I felt very boring and a little sleepy, so I just leaned against the window and fell asleep.As a result, there were more than 40 minutes before I woke up. I first watched a good TV series.It's been quite popular lately. At that time, I just downloaded it because I wanted to relieve my boredom. I haven't watched it yet.Oh my god, it's Alpha and Beta dating again, and now they are focusing on diversification, especially online dramas, with various CPs emerging one after another.When I saw AB Lian, I remembered half of the blogs I had left behind and read, and felt uncomfortable again.I struggled for a long time, but still opened it.There are other reasons why I don't like this article very much. It's not that the writing is bad, or I always feel uncomfortable when I read it.

The new chapter immediately confirmed what I thought, and it still had that kind of looming sadness, but in all fairness, the protagonist seems to be quite pitiful.Forget it, I thought, just watch a bloody story to pass the time.

As a result, the more I read it, the more pitiful the protagonist becomes. I dare to assert that, limited to this online novel, the protagonist must be a blind and disabled person who likes to take care of him.And they seem to have known each other for a long time?Well, now I think it's a fake story again.Once I thought it was a fake story, I didn't even want to read it.Even though I don't even know the three characters of Lin Shaoqiong's name, I can still be considered a relative.Seeing a relative being sexually obsessed by unknown people on the Internet, I will feel sorry for him first.Although obscene novels can't damage the electronic reputation, but my heart is always very responsive.I just feel like I don't know which dick is dreaming of being a rich man here, pay attention to calling here.The name is very apt, isn't it just a daydream.

I turned off the phone and didn't look at it again. I switched to the music listening software and plugged in the earphones.Originally, I wanted to empty my mind, but I always unconsciously think of that novel and Lin Shaoqiong.

Well, plans have changed.I don't plan to lay the groundwork. I will ask my mother when I go back today to see if this is an insider or a daydream.

My mother was really very enthusiastic. She drove to pick me up today. My dad usually picks me up. This should be the first time since I went to college.

"Are you tired?" My mother took my luggage and led me the way, "The car is parked in the parking lot, let's go." I nodded, thinking about how to ask naturally.

Unexpectedly, my mother was even more impatient. After walking for less than 5 minutes, before she found the car, she brought up Brother Xiaolu again, "By the way, I asked you to buy some special products for Brother Xiaolu, did you buy it? "

"I bought it." I said perfunctorily.

"What did you buy?" My mother chased after the victory.

"Eat, bought some snacks, and postcards." Before I finished speaking, my mother was heartbroken, "Why didn't you tell me before you bought it, so I can guide you, alas, even a gift None will be sent."

I stopped before my mother started to read me, "I'm not finished," I said, "I even bought a lot for my classmates, you can pick and choose, not just dim sum. I bought a lot Little, you will know when you go back and have a look.”

My mother may also feel that she was too eager, and she spoke a little embarrassingly, "Okay, I'll go back and have a look." Then quickly changed the subject, "I bought ice cream, it's from Haagen-Dazs. Buy your favorite chocolate The most, put it in the trunk. You can take one to eat when you get in the car."

I got in the car, sat in the co-pilot and ate for a while, but I still couldn't hold back my mouth, "Look at your eagerness, tsk tsk tsk, Sima Zhaozhi's heart."

My mother continued to play dumb, "Why do I have Sima Zhao's heart, tell me."

"You see, as soon as I came back, Brother Xiaolu was in front of Brother Xiaolu, so urgent. I said before that the meal was a blind date. Let's see if Brother Xiaolu can become your aunt-in-law in one fell swoop."

My mother still didn't admit it, and when she stopped at a red light, she slapped me on the back of the head brutally, "What's on your mind all day long," she said, "I just want to give you a chance to meet young talents, you Mom, I didn't think about it so much at all, you are judging the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."

I didn't say anything, I just rolled my eyes in my heart, afraid that my mother would slap me brutally again.Of course I don't believe it, a young talent is using so much effort?Besides, it's not a day or two since my mother has been like this, forget it, give her some face, and don't expose it.

"By the way," I remembered, "I want to ask you something."

"Just ask, why are you so serious, what's the matter." My mother said.

"It's about that who, it's about Lin Shaoqiong, it's about him." I said while watching my mother's face.

Sure enough, my mother raised her voice an octave when she heard the name, "Why are you asking him? You don't know him well either."

"No, I just read the news and just..." I thought about it and swallowed the words that the Prince of the Eastern Palace drove back to the palace. After all, he was considered a relative, so there is no need to be so sarcastic, "It was him at the end of last year. Back home, I just remembered, ask.”

My mother didn't speak for a long time, and she weighed the pros and cons, "Okay, you can ask." It seems that the blind date is more important, and I understand it.

"There are a lot of questions I want to ask. Didn't he get into a car accident before? I heard that he lost his eyesight? Then I read the news recently that he seemed to be in poor health and left the scene halfway, so I was a little curious."

"What kind of pheasant news are you watching?" My mother's attitude was very bad, but this just means that I asked the right question. I didn't say anything, and waited for my mother to continue.

"I'm not sure, it's just from hearsay." She let go, "Anyway, it seems to be blind, and there is a little problem with the leg, but it's not a big problem." She paused, "I heard that it seemed to be injured Something is wrong in the brain, that is, the body is fine, but there is something wrong with the pheromone. Anyway, the scientific name of the disease is quite long, and I didn’t remember it.”

She obviously knew this clearly, "I'm just surprised," I echoed, "Why do you go to great lengths to send a blind person to a foreign country? It can be cured in China, and their family is so rich."

"Yes," my mother answered unexpectedly, "I remember that Shaoqiong is an Alpha, so the problem is quite serious. It seems that he can't control his pheromone? There are a bunch of other problems. It is also a civilized society now, you If the pheromone is too high in public places, it is considered harassment." My mother sighed after finishing speaking, "But it is not easy for him, so many people have car accidents, why is he so small."

I rely on me, what is written in the blog is really true, it can't be an insider.

Calm down, I advise myself, don't get excited, the question is not finished yet, let's talk after everything is confirmed.Now the topic is progressing very smoothly, I want to seize the opportunity to come out with a full set of words.I just planned to ask Lin Shaoqiong what the pheromone smells like, this is a good starting point.

"That's right, that's right," I took a deep breath to maintain my composure, "but the pheromone smell is good. You can forgive me. By the way, what does his pheromone smell like?"

"Who is it?" My mother didn't notice it.

"Just Lin Shaoqiong, I just thought that if he didn't have that special smell, even if he couldn't control it, he could be forgiven." I said nonsense, "And I remember that he is also quite handsome."

"He's pretty handsome. Our family is pretty good-looking. Anyway, I think he's much prettier than that Lin Shaoyu. That guy looks evil. I don't like it." My mother was not polite at all, and looked at me again after she finished speaking. , "You're pretty handsome too, you didn't waste my precious genes."

"So do you still have the impression of Lin Shaoqiong's pheromone smell?" I laughed dryly, and quickly reminded my mother.

"It's quite private, and I haven't asked about it. But I've seen him a few times after he split up, and I've seen him again during the Chinese New Year this year. It doesn't feel particularly strong." She said, "It's quite refreshing. , anyway, the smell is not annoying, I like it."

I also met during Chinese New Year this year, but I have always hated this kind of gatherings with relatives. I just say hello and bury my head in eating. Naturally, I am not in the mood to pay attention to pheromones.Now, alas, just regret.

"Then let me guess?" I continued to probe carefully, "Is it the fresh fruit flavor? Or flowers and herbs?"

My mother frowned and thought about it, "It doesn't feel like a fruit, nor a flower, anyway, it's not that sweet."

"Tea fragrance?" I said.

"A little bit? But I'm not sure. What you said is quite right. It feels a bit bitter. I guess it's tea-flavored jasmine. I don't remember clearly." After finishing speaking, he began to lecture me again. "I said you are really boring, what does the smell of others have to do with you?"

"I'm just a boring person," I said, and now I'm probably sure.Although I don't know if what the blog wrote is true, but I feel that it is almost the same.The next question is, how do I find out what Lin Shaoqiong's pheromone smells like?I really wanted to take out my phone and compare it on the spot to see if there were any other details, but I was afraid that my mother would find out, so I was a little restless for a while.

Therefore, during the long years when my distant cousin went to the United States for treatment, there really was no such-and-such, a Beta, who had any romance with him, right?Thinking of this, I became excited again, and I couldn't wait to dig three feet to find this Beta.If there was such a person, what would he look like?Does it look good?There's another problem, they didn't really know each other before, did they?

"I'm talking to you, do you listen?" My mother pushed me, interrupting my thoughts.

"What's the matter? I didn't listen well just now." I said

"I said it's time for you to cut your hair. How about I take you to have a haircut and buy two new clothes in just two days?" She said.

"I'm fine. But don't shave my hair to the size, I can't bear it, I'm a delicate boy." I said, "I don't need to buy clothes, I have plenty of clothes."

"Just by the way," my mother said, "I won't shave you to size. Don't worry about your mother's aesthetics. Then go in two days. I have an appointment to have dinner with your brother Xiaolu and his family next week. I guess I don’t have time.” At this point, she seemed to remember my personal will, “It’s okay to eat next week, I remember you promised to eat, is this time suitable?”

"It's suitable, I can do it." He also said that it was not a blind date, which was hypocritical.