Everyone said this is not a love game!
Chapter 13 Phase 2: Attackable and Acceptable
Looking at the grilled fish steak on the bonfire that was gradually showing an attractive color, Liu Xiaoyang's mood was as if the rain was falling non-stop in the weather where there was no forest in the water.
peach?Being kicked twice in a row in one night is miserable enough, but the breakup gift is still a peach...
Wait, where's my peach? ! !
When Liu Xiaoyang resentfully wanted to take another look at the precious gift that Xiaofeng had left for him, he found that the cloth bundle at the head of the bed had turned into a pure rag.
"Egg!!"
"Master, is the fish ready?"
"Before we eat the fish, can you explain to me what's going on with the peach juice in the corner of your mouth?"
"I originally wanted to cut the two peaches into a fruit plate and eat them as a dessert after dinner, but after cutting them in half, I found that one was one big and one was small, so I took a bite of the big half, but I bit too much, so I took another The other half took a bite..."
"Then you ate that peach one bite at a time? Didn't you realize that we actually have two peaches and there's no need to cut them open?"
"I found it."
"Forget it, since you've already eaten one, give me the other one."
"Actually... I only discovered it when I was counting peach pits."
Peach pit?
With the crisp sound of the twig snapping in his hand, Liu Xiaoyang's otaku heart also shattered to the ground.
No, if I don't get rid of this scourge, I will never have the life to find true love. As a college student with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique and beauty, I can't be mad at a meow!
While munching on the grilled fish fillet angrily, Liu Xiaoyang thought of a countermeasure in his mind.
Kill meow with a knife?no!This little bastard ran faster than anyone else in danger, and if he wanted to solve it with monsters, I guess I would die before it.
Resale?no!This little bastard said that the accompanying meow that was not bought with money cannot terminate the employment relationship at will. The key point is that with its unique attributes, I don't know how much money will be paid before someone will take over?
Wait, I figured it out!
Ever since that thought took hold in his mind, Liu Xiaoyang only felt that the sky was blue, the grass was green, and his steps were light.
Now the only obstacle in front of him is...
"What? Why can't I buy Accompanying Meow on credit?"
Isn't this whole village run on credit?How can I buy meow if you don't give me credit?How can I engage in internal competition if I don’t buy Miao and go back?How can I make Eggy realize her negative value without engaging in internal competition?If Eggy doesn't have a correct and clear understanding of herself, and still pissed me off like this, how do you want me to have the courage to continue to face life?
But on the other side, the cat mother-in-law cast him a disdainful look of "Your life is my business" through the glasses.
"I said no credit means no credit. If you want to buy, buy it. If you don't buy it, don't block my business here."
Monopoly operation doesn't have to be so awesome, right?Do you think you are China Mobile or PetroChina?
However, compared with 4G network and cars, a normal accompanying cat is more helpful to improve my current life.
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoyang touched his trouser pocket subconsciously, and his tone softened: "That...Grandma Cat, I don't really have any requirements for hair color and personality, can you help me find a slightly cheaper one..."
"Why are you like this? Is the accompanying cat an ordinary commodity? They also have feelings, okay? You are happy to sell expensive ones and sell cheap ones, can you bear it in your heart?"
"so……"
"How much can you pay?"
"I only have 200z on me."
"200z... 200z..."
The cat mother-in-law dragged her glasses and hadn't come to a conclusion when Liu Xiaoyang heard a weak voice with a slightly crying sound coming from her feet.
"Master Hunter, you can buy me. I am cheaper than them all. It only costs 199z. I can barbecue and make beds, and I will never be a hindrance. My lord, please buy me back..."
Why does this line sound so familiar?But looking at the little figure crawling at his feet sobbing softly, Liu Xiaoyang only had one sentence echoing in his mind: "Could it be that you came from the Qiong Yao drama?"
"Yaoyao, why did you run out again?"
Yaoyao?Liu Xiaoyang raised his hand and scratched the back of his head. Before he could laugh, he saw the accompanying cat named Yaoyao, turned around and swooped to hug Granny Cat's ankle, crying and begging.
"Grandma Cat, please let this adult buy me, please."
"That... I said Yaoyao, are you going to sell yourself to bury your father?"
This may be the only reasonable explanation that Liu Xiaoyang can think of at the moment, but in the next second, Granny Mao directly shakes out another even more explosive promotional message.
"No, it's buy one get one free."
The accompanying cat with an average price of 1500z is now buying one and getting one free at 199z. If there is no ghost in it, ghosts will not believe it!
Sure enough, when the so-called gift appeared in front of Liu Xiaoyang, he was immediately dumbfounded.
"Why does this companion cat look so similar, alone?"
"Master, he is indeed a human being." Eggy chewed the small dried fish, making an appraisal leisurely from the side.
"Master Hunter, to tell you the truth, this one is my original master." With tears in her eyes, Yaoyao raised her claws and introduced the humanoid gift beside her to Liu Xiaoyang.
"So he's a hunter too?"
"Hi, I'm Dolulu. Although people here call me a hunter, I'm actually a biologist." After Dolulu finished speaking, a pure smile appeared on the face of the natural baby.
But what exactly is a biologist in this world?Moreover, why would you, a living being, be sold as a gift by the cat mother-in-law?
To be on the safe side, I'd better ask first before acting impulsively.
"So you are actually the little prince of Domaragua, and you came here to study the strange creatures from all over the place?"
"Enn." Dolulu nodded and showed Liu Xiaoyang his royal badge.
"So you followed Grandma Cat to study the companion cat?"
"Enn." Dolulu nodded and showed Liu Xiaoyang his research notes.
"So you just want to find companions in this way, and hunt with you while studying monsters?"
"Enen." Dolulu nodded and showed Liu Xiaoyang his sincere smile.
The status of a scholar will not cause trouble, and the research on the accompanying meow can be used to deal with Eggy, and the problem of companions is also solved together. If you are a woman again...
woman!Accompanied by this noun, a name flashed across Liu Xiaoyang's mind instantly.
"Well, you won't suddenly summon twelve personal guards and force me to be your servant with a sword?"
"Master Hunter, you bought me and my master back, we should be your servants." Yaoyao rushed to Liu Xiaoyang's feet before Duolulu, and Lihua explained with rain.
"Well, you won't eat and drink all the way and owe a bunch of bills and ask me to pay them?"
"Master Hunter, please trust us, 199z is all your expenses, and I eat very little, so it is easy to raise."
"Well, your master doesn't have any strange hobbies, does he?"
"Master Hunter, my master devotes all his time and energy to the research of creatures. I was also moved by his persistence, so I secretly vowed to help him complete the research no matter what. But as an accompanying cat, besides using My own body can distract those monsters and win that moment of observation time for the master. There is really little that I can do, so I want to use this method to find a companion for the master. Lord hunter, to tell you the truth, since I beat you The first time I saw you, I knew that you were different from those hunters who only wanted to find the strong to be their companions, because your eyes..." Why were there tears suddenly?
"Master, why are you crying again? Is it because the money is not urgent enough?"
"Go away! I'm touched!"
This is the awareness that an accompanying cat should have, and this is what an accompanying cat should do for its master.
Eggy, did you see that?This is the role model in your life, and this is the light that guides your life.
Liu Xiaoyang looked at Yaoyao's small shoulders that were shaking slightly because of sobbing, and without saying a word, took out the 200z that he had just bought from the sale of lantern fish and dragon materials from his pocket.
"Grandma Cat, I want this one!"
Sitting on the bed, looking at the three squatting in front of him one by one, Liu Xiaoyang faintly felt a yearning for a better new life, but...
"Doluru, why are you squatting with them?"
"Hehe, the first step in research is to integrate into the daily life of the research subjects, so I slept on the carpet with them. By the way, my lord, can I..." Duolulu said, turning the harmless paper The little face turned to the side and concentrated on chewing the small fish's dried balls.
"You want to communicate with Eggy in private, right? It's ok, it's absolutely fine. From now on, we're a family. If you have nothing to do, just keep in touch."
Under the suspicious eyes cast by Eggy, Liu Xiaoyang turned over and lay down on the bed, and closed his eyes with a smile.
But when he woke up in the morning light, the first dialog box that popped up in his brain that had just turned on was——Where is this?
For this layout, this arrangement, Liu Xiaoyang first crossed out the option of the dormitory.
The familiar hard texture under his body reminded him that this bed is still his hard bed, and this room is still his rented room, but...
Why is the floor of the room shiny?Why does dead grass come back to life in a pot?Why is the aroma of grilled fish wafting in the air?Why is even the pile of hot spring rubber ducks in the corner placed in the shape of a work of art?
Also, why is it so quiet in the house?
"Ah~~~"
Just as Liu Xiaoyang was still feeling bored in this dreamlike hut, a familiar shout suddenly came from outside the window.
It's balls!What the hell happened?
Liu Xiaoyang got up and rushed out. As soon as he ran to the door, he bumped into Yaoyao.
"My lord, you're awake. Damn me, I should have watched the road carefully, no... didn't hurt you, my lord, right?" Yaoyao apologized in a panic, her eyes filled with tears again as she spoke.
"Yaoyao, don't cry, I'm fine, I just want to ask..." As soon as Liu Xiaoyang lowered his head, his thoughts were attracted by the plate in Yaoyao's hand, "This is?"
"Oh, this is a grilled fish breakfast prepared for you with the fish you brought back yesterday. I don't know if it suits your appetite."
"Hey! I haven't eaten such a delicious grilled fish steak for a long time." Liu Xiaoyang stuffed the delicious fish steak that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, while praising Yaoyao's craftsmanship, "By the way, it was you who made the grilled fish steak at home. So clean up?"
"It's nothing, I just cleaned it briefly, and picked some flowers from the outside to plant in flower pots." Yaoyao lowered her head as she said, her two fleshy claws intertwined, "This is what I should do, my lord, please take care of me." Without me and the master, the kindness towards Yaoyao is like recreating, so Yaoyao will definitely serve you with all her heart."
Listening to this, why is it so similar to the TV series my mother is watching, but is it true that Accompanying Meow should be like this?
Wait, speaking of accompanying meow...
"Yaoyao, did you see Eggy? I just seemed to..."
"Ah~~~"
"Listen, is that the voice of Eggy?" Liu Xiaoyang shouted and moved his gaze out of the window. The next second, the fork in his hand fell on the dining table.
peach?Being kicked twice in a row in one night is miserable enough, but the breakup gift is still a peach...
Wait, where's my peach? ! !
When Liu Xiaoyang resentfully wanted to take another look at the precious gift that Xiaofeng had left for him, he found that the cloth bundle at the head of the bed had turned into a pure rag.
"Egg!!"
"Master, is the fish ready?"
"Before we eat the fish, can you explain to me what's going on with the peach juice in the corner of your mouth?"
"I originally wanted to cut the two peaches into a fruit plate and eat them as a dessert after dinner, but after cutting them in half, I found that one was one big and one was small, so I took a bite of the big half, but I bit too much, so I took another The other half took a bite..."
"Then you ate that peach one bite at a time? Didn't you realize that we actually have two peaches and there's no need to cut them open?"
"I found it."
"Forget it, since you've already eaten one, give me the other one."
"Actually... I only discovered it when I was counting peach pits."
Peach pit?
With the crisp sound of the twig snapping in his hand, Liu Xiaoyang's otaku heart also shattered to the ground.
No, if I don't get rid of this scourge, I will never have the life to find true love. As a college student with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique and beauty, I can't be mad at a meow!
While munching on the grilled fish fillet angrily, Liu Xiaoyang thought of a countermeasure in his mind.
Kill meow with a knife?no!This little bastard ran faster than anyone else in danger, and if he wanted to solve it with monsters, I guess I would die before it.
Resale?no!This little bastard said that the accompanying meow that was not bought with money cannot terminate the employment relationship at will. The key point is that with its unique attributes, I don't know how much money will be paid before someone will take over?
Wait, I figured it out!
Ever since that thought took hold in his mind, Liu Xiaoyang only felt that the sky was blue, the grass was green, and his steps were light.
Now the only obstacle in front of him is...
"What? Why can't I buy Accompanying Meow on credit?"
Isn't this whole village run on credit?How can I buy meow if you don't give me credit?How can I engage in internal competition if I don’t buy Miao and go back?How can I make Eggy realize her negative value without engaging in internal competition?If Eggy doesn't have a correct and clear understanding of herself, and still pissed me off like this, how do you want me to have the courage to continue to face life?
But on the other side, the cat mother-in-law cast him a disdainful look of "Your life is my business" through the glasses.
"I said no credit means no credit. If you want to buy, buy it. If you don't buy it, don't block my business here."
Monopoly operation doesn't have to be so awesome, right?Do you think you are China Mobile or PetroChina?
However, compared with 4G network and cars, a normal accompanying cat is more helpful to improve my current life.
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoyang touched his trouser pocket subconsciously, and his tone softened: "That...Grandma Cat, I don't really have any requirements for hair color and personality, can you help me find a slightly cheaper one..."
"Why are you like this? Is the accompanying cat an ordinary commodity? They also have feelings, okay? You are happy to sell expensive ones and sell cheap ones, can you bear it in your heart?"
"so……"
"How much can you pay?"
"I only have 200z on me."
"200z... 200z..."
The cat mother-in-law dragged her glasses and hadn't come to a conclusion when Liu Xiaoyang heard a weak voice with a slightly crying sound coming from her feet.
"Master Hunter, you can buy me. I am cheaper than them all. It only costs 199z. I can barbecue and make beds, and I will never be a hindrance. My lord, please buy me back..."
Why does this line sound so familiar?But looking at the little figure crawling at his feet sobbing softly, Liu Xiaoyang only had one sentence echoing in his mind: "Could it be that you came from the Qiong Yao drama?"
"Yaoyao, why did you run out again?"
Yaoyao?Liu Xiaoyang raised his hand and scratched the back of his head. Before he could laugh, he saw the accompanying cat named Yaoyao, turned around and swooped to hug Granny Cat's ankle, crying and begging.
"Grandma Cat, please let this adult buy me, please."
"That... I said Yaoyao, are you going to sell yourself to bury your father?"
This may be the only reasonable explanation that Liu Xiaoyang can think of at the moment, but in the next second, Granny Mao directly shakes out another even more explosive promotional message.
"No, it's buy one get one free."
The accompanying cat with an average price of 1500z is now buying one and getting one free at 199z. If there is no ghost in it, ghosts will not believe it!
Sure enough, when the so-called gift appeared in front of Liu Xiaoyang, he was immediately dumbfounded.
"Why does this companion cat look so similar, alone?"
"Master, he is indeed a human being." Eggy chewed the small dried fish, making an appraisal leisurely from the side.
"Master Hunter, to tell you the truth, this one is my original master." With tears in her eyes, Yaoyao raised her claws and introduced the humanoid gift beside her to Liu Xiaoyang.
"So he's a hunter too?"
"Hi, I'm Dolulu. Although people here call me a hunter, I'm actually a biologist." After Dolulu finished speaking, a pure smile appeared on the face of the natural baby.
But what exactly is a biologist in this world?Moreover, why would you, a living being, be sold as a gift by the cat mother-in-law?
To be on the safe side, I'd better ask first before acting impulsively.
"So you are actually the little prince of Domaragua, and you came here to study the strange creatures from all over the place?"
"Enn." Dolulu nodded and showed Liu Xiaoyang his royal badge.
"So you followed Grandma Cat to study the companion cat?"
"Enn." Dolulu nodded and showed Liu Xiaoyang his research notes.
"So you just want to find companions in this way, and hunt with you while studying monsters?"
"Enen." Dolulu nodded and showed Liu Xiaoyang his sincere smile.
The status of a scholar will not cause trouble, and the research on the accompanying meow can be used to deal with Eggy, and the problem of companions is also solved together. If you are a woman again...
woman!Accompanied by this noun, a name flashed across Liu Xiaoyang's mind instantly.
"Well, you won't suddenly summon twelve personal guards and force me to be your servant with a sword?"
"Master Hunter, you bought me and my master back, we should be your servants." Yaoyao rushed to Liu Xiaoyang's feet before Duolulu, and Lihua explained with rain.
"Well, you won't eat and drink all the way and owe a bunch of bills and ask me to pay them?"
"Master Hunter, please trust us, 199z is all your expenses, and I eat very little, so it is easy to raise."
"Well, your master doesn't have any strange hobbies, does he?"
"Master Hunter, my master devotes all his time and energy to the research of creatures. I was also moved by his persistence, so I secretly vowed to help him complete the research no matter what. But as an accompanying cat, besides using My own body can distract those monsters and win that moment of observation time for the master. There is really little that I can do, so I want to use this method to find a companion for the master. Lord hunter, to tell you the truth, since I beat you The first time I saw you, I knew that you were different from those hunters who only wanted to find the strong to be their companions, because your eyes..." Why were there tears suddenly?
"Master, why are you crying again? Is it because the money is not urgent enough?"
"Go away! I'm touched!"
This is the awareness that an accompanying cat should have, and this is what an accompanying cat should do for its master.
Eggy, did you see that?This is the role model in your life, and this is the light that guides your life.
Liu Xiaoyang looked at Yaoyao's small shoulders that were shaking slightly because of sobbing, and without saying a word, took out the 200z that he had just bought from the sale of lantern fish and dragon materials from his pocket.
"Grandma Cat, I want this one!"
Sitting on the bed, looking at the three squatting in front of him one by one, Liu Xiaoyang faintly felt a yearning for a better new life, but...
"Doluru, why are you squatting with them?"
"Hehe, the first step in research is to integrate into the daily life of the research subjects, so I slept on the carpet with them. By the way, my lord, can I..." Duolulu said, turning the harmless paper The little face turned to the side and concentrated on chewing the small fish's dried balls.
"You want to communicate with Eggy in private, right? It's ok, it's absolutely fine. From now on, we're a family. If you have nothing to do, just keep in touch."
Under the suspicious eyes cast by Eggy, Liu Xiaoyang turned over and lay down on the bed, and closed his eyes with a smile.
But when he woke up in the morning light, the first dialog box that popped up in his brain that had just turned on was——Where is this?
For this layout, this arrangement, Liu Xiaoyang first crossed out the option of the dormitory.
The familiar hard texture under his body reminded him that this bed is still his hard bed, and this room is still his rented room, but...
Why is the floor of the room shiny?Why does dead grass come back to life in a pot?Why is the aroma of grilled fish wafting in the air?Why is even the pile of hot spring rubber ducks in the corner placed in the shape of a work of art?
Also, why is it so quiet in the house?
"Ah~~~"
Just as Liu Xiaoyang was still feeling bored in this dreamlike hut, a familiar shout suddenly came from outside the window.
It's balls!What the hell happened?
Liu Xiaoyang got up and rushed out. As soon as he ran to the door, he bumped into Yaoyao.
"My lord, you're awake. Damn me, I should have watched the road carefully, no... didn't hurt you, my lord, right?" Yaoyao apologized in a panic, her eyes filled with tears again as she spoke.
"Yaoyao, don't cry, I'm fine, I just want to ask..." As soon as Liu Xiaoyang lowered his head, his thoughts were attracted by the plate in Yaoyao's hand, "This is?"
"Oh, this is a grilled fish breakfast prepared for you with the fish you brought back yesterday. I don't know if it suits your appetite."
"Hey! I haven't eaten such a delicious grilled fish steak for a long time." Liu Xiaoyang stuffed the delicious fish steak that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, while praising Yaoyao's craftsmanship, "By the way, it was you who made the grilled fish steak at home. So clean up?"
"It's nothing, I just cleaned it briefly, and picked some flowers from the outside to plant in flower pots." Yaoyao lowered her head as she said, her two fleshy claws intertwined, "This is what I should do, my lord, please take care of me." Without me and the master, the kindness towards Yaoyao is like recreating, so Yaoyao will definitely serve you with all her heart."
Listening to this, why is it so similar to the TV series my mother is watching, but is it true that Accompanying Meow should be like this?
Wait, speaking of accompanying meow...
"Yaoyao, did you see Eggy? I just seemed to..."
"Ah~~~"
"Listen, is that the voice of Eggy?" Liu Xiaoyang shouted and moved his gaze out of the window. The next second, the fork in his hand fell on the dining table.
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