Everyone said this is not a love game!

Chapter 14 Phase 2: Attackable and Acceptable

On the trestle outside the house, Dandan was tied up and lying on a wooden table on his back, and standing beside him was Dolulu who was holding a scalpel tightly and smiling.

"Dorulu, what are you doing?"

Although I very much hope that your arrival can help Dandan complete some necessary transformations, but this kind of transformation is mainly spiritual, not physical.

"My lord, you're awake." Duolulu said happily, waving the scalpel in his hand, and spun off a piece of hair on Dandan's belly as soon as he raised the knife, "Actually, I just want to collect some samples. That's all."

Dandan, who had regained her freedom, squatted by the dining table, staring at the round "baldness" on her belly with resentment, and for the first time lost interest in the small dried fish.

"But Duolulu, why did you tie it up?" Liu Xiaoyang bulged his cheeks stuffed with fish fillets, still unable to hide the smile on his face.

"Hehe, in fact, I usually only use sleep grass to reduce the tension of the experimental subjects, but this morning when I communicated with Eggy about the collection, I found that it seemed to be very vigilant towards me, so in order to prevent it from waking up during the collection Come here and accidentally hurt yourself in a panic, so I took double insurance."

"So that's how it is, Dolulu, you are really thoughtful."

Liu Xiaoyang spoke exaggeratedly, glanced at Eggy's lonely face from the corner of his eye, and his heart was completely happy.

Haha, the 199z is really worth it! !

Yaoyao, Dolulu, how many surprises do you want to give me?

"This is sticky grass. It looks a bit like a herb, but after crushing it, you will find that its juice is sticky. And this one that grows with it is ivy leaves, although I don't know them yet. What's the specific use, but I think there must be a reason why these plants grow here."

Seeing Dolulu squatting by the side of the path, pointing to a clump of plants and explaining shyly, Liu Xiaoyang really wanted to rush over to hug him and kiss him.

There is a reason, it is necessary! !

These plants are all designed for a reason, you don't know, but I know, these are all blended materials! !

Liu Xiaoyang grabbed a stalk of sticky grass with his left hand, and a section of ivy leaf with his right hand, the corners of his mouth were already grinning to the base of his ears.

In vain, I walked in with a reconciliation list in my head, but when I looked at these green things, I couldn't tell what they were. Can you understand the despair?

But now I am not afraid, because God let me meet you, dear Dolulu, quickly, tell me everything you know, and I will tell you, what is the use of each of them.

"Add this sticky grass to the pebbles and grind it together, and the material jade will be produced," Liu Xiaoyang said, holding up the sticky cement-like object to Duolulu's eyes, "Don't think it's not very eye-catching now. , when I add ivy leaves to it, when it dries..."

Liu Xiaoyang held the first reconciliation finished product high in his hands, his eyes swept over the expectant Duolulu and Yaoyao, and Dandan who was still in a state of resentment, and then took two deep breaths.

"Get ready, one, two, three, here we come!"

As Liu Xiaoyang dropped the object in his hand to the ground, a cloud of thick smoke instantly rose from the point of impact.

"Cough cough cough, I said it will succeed! Cough cough, this is called a smoke bomb. With it, we will not be afraid of running away when we encounter large monsters that cannot be defeated, haha! Cough cough cough..."

"My lord, you are really great!"

In the hazy smoke, the cheering Liu Xiaoyang suddenly felt a hot gaze, turned his head, and saw Dolulu's whole body and face full of reverence.

Wait, why is there something wrong with that look, why does it look more and more like...

Liu Xiaoyang, what are you thinking about!Didn't you also think about rushing to your relative's house just now, this is called... sympathy, yes, sympathy! !

In the next second, the two sympathetic men hugged each other and performed a cheerful circle dance in the psychedelic smoke of this different world.

What is this little smoke bomb, that is just the beginning of my great life.

As long as it can be reconciled, I have a large barrel bomb G for offense, I have home bombs for defense, I have flash bombs and paralysis traps for auxiliary attacks, and even if I accidentally get injured, I still have recovery medicine G. As for the frighteningly expensive one Top healing spas, just let it be a thing of the past.

Liu Xiaoyang looked into the distance, his eyes were full of calmness and composure.

At that moment, he seemed to see himself wearing a silver fire suit, holding a thunder wolf axe, standing on the top of God's Domain against the hot wind mixed with Mars, and beside him was Dolulu who was holding the Nobel Prize in Biology.

His name will not only be forever engraved on the stone tablet in Yuyun Village, but will also be printed on an immortal book. This book is the "Treasure of Harmonization" that records all his experience in harmony. It was regarded as the reconciliation bible by later generations.

But, what is that sudden murderous intent behind him?

"Hehe, my lord, look at what I found in the woods just now? Although it looks a bit fierce, as long as you give it honey..."

Liu Xiaoyang turned his head slowly amid Duolulu's explanation, and saw a green bear panting heavily, with anger rolling in his eyes.

"Oh my god!" Isn't this the Pooh I fucked when I was with Lily before? !

In the next second, Liu Xiaoyang grabbed the smoke bomb on the ground and threw it out, then Duolulu with his left hand and Yaoyao with his right hand, ran out two miles away.

No, why am I running?Is it just a blue bear beast?If it wasn't for Lily's help, it might have died by my knife, let alone now...

Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoyang paused, and just about to turn around, he was hit by a sweet palm slap and flew out.

I just said why Dolulu is so heavy, it turned out to be you!

With two bursts of nosebleeds, Liu Xiaoyang bounced on the ground twice, and finally hit a big rock successfully, and passed out.

A series of snoring sounds were heard first, and as the scene in front of him gradually became clear, Liu Xiaoyang was almost fainted from fright again.

I saw the blue bear beast sitting on the ground with its back facing him, holding something in its mouth and eating non-stop, and the two legs of Dolulu were drooping at its feet.

You bastard!How dare you eat my partner in front of me, and see if I don't chop you up! !

Holding the battle ax at his waist, Liu Xiaoyang rushed forward crying and shouting, and slashed the dragon's back with eighteen slashes.

Full of grief and indignation turned into a shadowless sword light, before the blue bear beast even realized what happened, it fell to the ground with a loud bang, and its life returned to Xitian.

"Dolulu!" Liu Xiaoyang threw the chopping ax aside, and tried his best to push the cumbersome body of the Grizzly Beast away with both hands. Only when he saw Dolulu, who had already changed beyond recognition, appeared in front of his eyes, did his legs go limp, and he fell to the ground and cried bitterly. Get up, "Duolulu, my good partner! You haven't introduced me the whole biological map, why did you leave? I swear, I will take good care of Dandan and Yaoyao, but without you, this day How can I live!..."

"Master, you see I picked a lot of blue mushrooms...Master, what's wrong with you?! My lord, how could my master?" Yaoyao threw away the blue mushrooms in her hand and ran over from the bushes, and glanced at Liu Xiaoyang's face He fell to the ground with tears in his eyes.

One cry was heroic and majestic, and the other cry was tragic and shrill, but under this sad duet of ups and downs, a weak moan suddenly came out.

"Yaoyao, did you hear that?"

The two pairs of blurred tearful eyes stared at each other for 0.01 second, and Liu Xiaoyang stretched out his hands and squeezed Dolulu's bloody head over, and saw that something seemed to move under his blood-smeared eyelids , and the thick drop of blood hanging on his nostrils seemed to vibrate slightly with the rhythm of breathing.

"Great, Dolulu, it's great that you're not dead! I'll find some herbs for you, no, I'll take you back to Yuyun Village."

But before Liu Xiaoyang carried the person on his shoulders, he heard Duolulu cough twice, and then made a voice with some difficulty: "My lord, I...I'm fine..."

"What's all right?! Don't talk, since we are already companions, your life is mine, and I will definitely save you!!"

"My lord, I'm really fine...but if you must save me...can you wash off the honey on my face first, I...I'm a little out of breath..."

On the face, honey?

Seeing Dolulu walking out of the creek with a pig's head on his head, Liu Xiaoyang was relieved at the resurrection of his companion, and then put a big question mark in his heart.

"Dorulu, why is your face swollen like this?" Could it be that you got hit by the Grizzly Beast's leg beyond recognition?

"Hehe, this... I was accidentally stung by a bee when I was looking for honey for Xiaoqing. I have already applied herbal medicine, and the swelling should subside soon."

Oh, it's fine, but who is Xiaoqing?

Immediately afterwards, his and Dolulu's gazes converged on the peaceful corpse at the same time.

"Xiaoqing! What's wrong with you, Xiaoqing?"

"Dorulu, did you make a mistake? It seems that I was knocked out by its palm just now."

"I don't know why it suddenly became so irritable after seeing you, sir. Fortunately, I arrived in time just now..."

That is, if I explode your ass, you will be irritable when you see me, but... if it is not so cruel with the chopping axe, I don't know if it will be better...

Liu Xiaoyang, what are you thinking about!You saw him dying just now, didn't you also risk your life to save him? This is called... life and death together, yes, life and death together! !

In the next second, Liu Xiaoyang held the hands of his life and death partner with tears in his eyes, "So you sacrificed yourself to save me, didn't you?"

"Hehe, no, in fact, as long as you are familiar with the habits of the Grizzly Bear, you will know that honey is more likely to attract its attention than humans." After Dolulu finished speaking, two blushes floated across his face, which was swollen like a pig's head.

"But I saw clearly just now..." It hugged your head and ate happily.

"I also find it strange. When I squatted in front of it to collect samples of the wrist armor just now, it was still holding honey and eating happily. How could it be so dead in the blink of an eye? Could it be... "

Seeing Duo Lulu frowning and lowering his head a little lonely, the corners of Liu Xiaoyang's eyes twitched and carefully put the blood-stained chopping ax behind him, "That...maybe..."

"Master, you are amazing! Let's eat roasted bear paws tonight?"

Great grandma!Believe it or not, I will cook with you tonight!

Liu Xiaoyang stared viciously at Eggy, turned his head, and forced a stiff smile at Duolulu.

The flames flickered and made crackling noises, but the two of them under the light of the fire, without exception, looked sad.

Dolulu is because of his little friend Qingxiong Beast who died strangely, Yaoyao is because of its depressed master Dolulu, Eggy is because of its flat stomach and roasted bear paws in his mind, and Liu Xiaoyang is because of Thinking about whether to tell the truth.

"I said Dolulu..." Liu Xiaoyang cleared his throat, and finally broke the calm first, "That..."

"My lord, what's the matter?" Dolulu raised his head, tears still shining in his eyes.

"That... I want to say, do you actually know where I can find paralyzing mushrooms?"

"Paralyzing mushrooms? I remember that there are quite a lot of water and forests, but that kind of mushrooms can cause short-term paralysis all over the body. It is noted in my research notes that it is not suitable for consumption."

"Whoever said you want to eat it, I want to give you a gift."

"Gift?"

That's right, I'm sorry for killing your little friend, as compensation, let me give you a gift.

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