Everyone said this is not a love game!

Chapter 5 Phase 1: Fat or Thin

"Master, why are you crying again? Is it because the water is too hot?"

"Nonsense! I'm touched!!"

"Ah, Xiaoyang, it's great that you finally woke up." Lily squatted by the hot spring, clapping her hands, her face blooming with joy.

"I made you worry." Liu Xiaoyang stood up after finishing speaking, and then a gust of cool wind under his crotch caused him to quickly squat back into the water, "Eggy... go and help me with that bath towel..."

The 10000 z top-level therapeutic hot spring really makes people reborn as if they were reborn, but when Liu Xiaoyang was wrapped in a bath towel, bragging about his invincibility, the three on the opposite side seemed to have heard an anecdote from an alien.

"You haven't heard of it?" Liu Xiaoyang glanced at Eggy, Xiaopiao and Lily in turn, only to find that their eyes became more blank than the other.

Is this my exclusive benefit?Would it be harder for them to accept if I said now that I was from another world?

"Xiaoyang, there must be something wrong, let's go to the village chief to have a look."

"Why is that Obasan again?"

"Because the village chief is the only doctor in Yuyun Village."

When the village head heard that there was money to be made, peace was written all over his body and face. He stretched out his hand and carried Liu Xiaoyang to look around, and directly gave a diagnostic conclusion: "The arms and legs are all there."

I know this too, okay?Can you see something else?

Lily calmed Liu Xiaoyang's violent mood with her gentle eyes, then turned to the village chief with a frown: "The injuries to his hands and feet are healed, but why would Xiaoyang say that he is... King Kong... what kind of body..."

"It's the indestructible body of King Kong!"

Hearing Liu Xiaoyang's addition, the village chief's eyes showed a trace of contempt, "It's really not bad, so it shouldn't be beaten into paralysis, right?"

Right!

Liu Xiaoyang rolled his eyes, and felt that this harsh sarcasm was simply the most intelligent sentence that Obasan said.

Not only was he injured, but he was also seriously injured. The theory of King Kong's indestructibility will be self-defeating, but...

"Then why didn't I feel pain when I was hit?"

"Doesn't it hurt?"

"kindness."

"So what?"

"?" Liu Xiaoyang raised his eyebrows and asked, feeling a black shadow passing by before his eyes, lowering his head, the village head had already used a hairpin to pierce a hole in his clean thigh, "Oh my god!"

"Don't you know it hurts?"

"I was scared by you!"

"So? Still don't feel it?"

Liu Xiaoyang closed his mouth, stared at the small blood-stained hole for a while, closed his eyes again and took a closer look, finally shook his head honestly.

"Well, then your pain nerve should be interrupted."

"What kind of disease is this? How to cure it?"

"There is no rule of law for this."

"You can't even cure paralysis, why is there no law for this?"

"You're not paralyzed, it's just that your hands and feet have been broken. If you want to survive in the hunter's world, you have to remember one thing, even if your bones are smashed into powder, as long as you don't die, come back to me Once soaked, you will be alive again immediately, but if you are beaten into a fool, you will only be a fool for the rest of your life." The village head uttered a warning earnestly, but at the end he changed the subject, "So, after dawn, it is better to go to the entrance of the village. Go to the weapon store and buy a helmet before you hit the road."

I knew that you, Obasan, are only thinking of soliciting business for your village, so even if I was beaten as a fool...

"Xiaoyang," as Lily called out his name softly, a fluffy thing suddenly appeared in front of Liu Xiaoyang, "For you not to be beaten into a fool, take this with you."

What Lily held was the helmet that had just been taken off her head. Although the helmet was clearly feminine, although the helmet had two weird rabbit ears, and although the helmet seemed to be very hot this season, Lily's eyes seemed to be very hot at that moment. The full of love melted Liu Xiaoyang's mind into a pool of happy paste.

"No, how can I ask for your helmet?"

"No...it's okay, we are companions."

"But what do you do if I take your helmet? Do you have any other helmets?"

Lily blushed and shook her head, and replied: "No...it's okay, I mainly attack from a distance, as long as you pay more attention, it's the same whether you have a helmet or not."

"By the way, Lily, I don't know what weapon you use yet."

"Because I am timid and dare not get too close to monsters, so I have always used light crossbows."

"I'm using a Taidao, and we just match it from far and near..." Liu Xiaoyang looked around for a week while talking, "Eggy, where is my Taidao?"

"Uh... because that knife is a bit heavy..."

"So you just threw it away?!"

"At that critical moment, of course it is more important to rescue the master first."

"Then do I still have to thank you for saving your life?"

"Master, don't say that, this is what I should do."

Facing Dandan's devotion and loyalty, Liu Xiaoyang held his forehead and went back to the hot spring again.

Now that the money is spent, let me soak for a while and see if this magical hot spring can heal my scarred heart.

Facing the rising sun, Liu Xiaoyang and Lili appeared in the weapon house at the entrance of the village hand in hand.

Thanks to Lily's rich experience, Liu Xiaoyang realized that weapons and armor can also be purchased on credit.

Anyway, I am penniless now, whether it is 100000z or 200000z, it is just a series of numbers to me.

With this thought in mind, Liu Xiaoyang shouted at the boss in a haughty manner: "Give me the most expensive chopping axe."

"Yuyun chopped an axe, 1500z, would you like to pay in cash, by card, or on credit?"

"Of course...it's on credit. Do I look rich? But why is the Cloud-Bathing Ax the most expensive? Aren't there more advanced weapons?"

The boss of the weapon house didn't answer, but glanced at Lily meaningfully.

"Xiaoyang, it's possible...the store is out of stock recently. Now that we have weapons, let's hurry up and get on the road."

"Okay, but... shall we not take the small wooden bridge?"

"Although it is more convenient and quicker there, the teleportation location is random, so for the sake of safety, let's take a short detour."

That’s how it is. If I say that, it’s a good thing that I was sent to a stream last time. If I was sent to a volcano or frozen soil, I would have died before encountering a monster.

Liu Xiaoyang touched his little heart subconsciously, and just as he took a step, he thought of a life-and-death matter.

"Lily, do you have any tricks to operate this weapon?"

"The trick?"

"It's just how can I use the moves?"

Telling you about key operation and voice control, you must not understand, so Liu Xiaoyang chose the most popular way of expression.

"A move?"

No, don't you understand?

"that is……"

"Lily uses a light crossbow, and usually you aim to pull the trigger. If you use a chopping axe, you should just cut it straight when you see a monster." Xiao Piao looked forward as if talking to herself, but the tone of her answer seemed to be Said, 'I don't understand this, are you really beaten stupid? '

"Xiao Piao." Lily leaned over and poked Xiao Piao, signaling it to stop talking, then turned to Liu Xiaoyang for a laugh.

But Liu Xiaoyang's thoughts are still stuck on the three words "direct cut". Does direct cut mean that I have to manually operate all the moves?

Damn, neither will I!Even if I know how to fight, I can't swing a chopping ax so big!If I had known earlier, it would be better to use a one-handed sword.

Lili thought that Liu Xiaoyang was in a daze because of Xiao Piao's ridicule, so she quickly comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay, new hunters have this process, let's find a Maruto for practice first."

That's right, why did I forget that there are species like Maru Bird in this world that are responsible for providing opportunities for sword practice and food.

However, when Liu Xiaoyang No. 18 swiped his sword in the air and watched Marutori spread his legs and leave in the dust, he just wanted to ask himself out of breath: "Liu Xiaoyang, do you know that you are really stupid and naive?" ?”

"It's okay...it's okay, Xiaoyang, next time, next time will definitely be fine."

Liu Xiaoyang was panting like a dog, and he didn't forget to turn his head to respond to Lily's expectant eyes.

As a man, how can I lose my status in front of my girlfriend, oh no, teammates, no, I must stand up, no matter what, I have to catch a Marutori.

With such a firm belief, Liu Xiaoyang put away his axe and started a new round of searching.

Hiding in the grass and holding his breath, he rubbed the rough handle of the knife with his fingers. At this moment, Liu Xiaoyang only saw the new target who was drinking water with his head down.

This time, I must succeed.

Liu Xiaoyang cheered himself up in his heart, and when he turned his head, he saw Lily squatting beside him in a shooting stance.

As the two looked at each other for a moment, they collided with an indescribable comrade-in-arms friendship.

From now on, let me charge forward for you, and from now on, you will be my strong backing.

The moment Liu Xiaoyang rushed out of the grass, only one sentence echoed in Liu Xiaoyang's mind: "You are not fighting alone!"

Soaring into the air, flying up, what Liu Xiaoyang showed on his face was not an inevitable determination, but a painful and distorted grim expression.

The hand was raised, the knife was dropped, what came to the ear was not the neighing of Marutori, but the sound of a metal and stone colliding.

no?I split again? !

The great frustration made Liu Xiaoyang really want to die.

But when he endured the numbness in his palm and raised his head, he saw that the Marutori was about to run away when it was hit on the head by something flying in the air, and then fell to the ground, his heart was full of victory again. ecstasy.

You still have to rely on your companions at the critical moment, Lily, you are really good at marksmanship.

However, what is the piercing sound in the back of the head?

Damn!

Before Liu Xiaoyang could think about it, he fell to the ground with his own screams.

When Liu Xiaoyang opened his eyes again, salted egg yolks had already appeared in the sky.

"Ah, Xiaoyang, it's great that you finally woke up."

"What's wrong with me?" Liu Xiaoyang scratched his head in a daze, trying to recall something.

We originally planned to hunt together and practice my knife skills. After I failed 19 times in a row, Lily finally decided to help. Unexpectedly, I still missed the No. [-] time, which was disappointing. Thanks to Lily who made it up in time It took one shot to finally catch Marutori, and then I fainted out of nowhere?

Could it be the sequelae of the previous serious injury?However, why did Lily look guilty?And what's with the big bag on the back of my head?

"That...you have been in a coma for a day, do you want to eat something first?"

"Speaking of food, in fact, I just wanted to ask, is there something burnt?" Liu Xiaoyang felt that he was awakened by the smell of burnt food, and he thought it was his own illusion in a daze, but Seeing a plume of black smoke rising from behind Lily, he was almost certain that something was indeed mushy.

"Oh! My roasted ball bird!" The exclamation did not come from Lily's mouth. Liu Xiaoyang followed the sound and saw Xiaopiao's jaw dislocated, looking at the fire, and the firewood in his hand fell to the ground, "I'll go pick it up." How can you burn it with a firewood?!"

"Because...because I was guarding Xiaoyang just now and didn't pay attention..."

Lily's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally she stopped making any sound at all, but Xiao Piao still refused to give up, dropped the only two firewood in her hand and ran over, grabbing Lily's hand that was going to get the roasted ball bird.

"Let me come, or we won't have anything to eat tonight."

Watching Lily sit back by the fire with a grievance on her face, Liu Xiaoyang felt for the first time that his balls were not the only accompanying meow, how could this guy named Xiaopiao be like this to my girlfriend, oh no , teammates talk? !

But before Liu Xiaoyang called Dandan and Xiaopiao to him, and had a good discussion with them on how to get along with master and servant, Xiaopiao cast his gaze over knowingly.

"Believe me, as a loyal accompanying cat, I don't want to treat her like this, but I do this for the sake of all of us, and you will gradually understand in the future."

What Xiaopiao said didn't make Liu Xiaoyang wait for too long, when he stuffed the burnt bird meat ball into his mouth as a delicacy in the world, he finally learned the truth about his fainting.

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