Everyone said this is not a love game!
Chapter 6 Phase 1: Fat or Thin
"What did you say?"
"I mean……"
"She said that you caught this maru bird." Whenever Lily's conditioned stuttering occurs, Xiao Piao voluntarily acts as the endorsement of the master.
"But I clearly remember that I wasted time..."
"You are the bird that cuts the ball, but you have cut the stone."
"Stone?"
"Then the stone you chopped flew out and stunned Marutori."
"I thought it was..." Lily's bullet, wait, if it was a stone that stunned Marutori, then Lily's bullet...
Liu Xiaoyang touched the big bump on the back of his head subconsciously, and saw Lily buried her head deeper, while Xiaopiao gave him a look of "you finally understand".
"Hehe, it's okay, it's normal to accidentally injure, as long as it's not intentional."
"It would be scarier if it wasn't intentional, otherwise you would think... um..." Before Xiao Piao finished speaking, Lily covered her mouth again.
"Don't listen to its nonsense, Xiaoyang, eat more."
"Well, I've been eating it all the time." Liu Xiaoyang stuffed the meat into his mouth, but saw that Lily had only eaten two bites, and then wrapped up her portion of meat and put it in the bag, "Why do you eat so little?" , Do you want to save the meat for the next meal? If I had known earlier, I would have saved a little too.”
"It's okay. I don't have a big appetite. I want to save this meat for you when you're hungry."
"Master, why are you crying again, do you eat too much meat?"
"Go away, I'm touched!"
More than half of a ball bird was burnt, and there was not much left to eat. The two of them divided each other, and they would be enough. Lily actually left such precious food for me to eat.
My God, a good daughter-in-law like you who is diligent and thrifty and manages the house, oh no, I really can’t find a good teammate with a lantern. I am really a blessing from my previous life!
For you, let alone being accidentally injured, I would be willing to be accidentally injured to death!
A month later, when Liu Xiaoyang recalled the emotion he expressed by the bonfire that day again, he just wanted to say to himself: "Liu Xiaoyang, do you know what it means to make a prophecy come true?"
At this time, he has already mastered the basic moves of the chopping axe, and it is easy to knock down Marutori, Linglu, and Xiaogoulong, but in the past month, his life has been like a tragedy played on a loop.
He finally understood why Lily put away the meat carefully, because it was a common thing for them to not have enough to eat.
The hunting operation was already very difficult, but because of Lily's "assistance", the success rate was further reduced.
After hunting for food with great difficulty, no matter whether it is meat or fish, once it is handed over to Lili, it will be hard to escape the fate of a second loss.
Either the half-cooked meat was half-roasted, or the fire was too hot and it was directly burnt. Twice, she simply forgot to turn on the fire, and hung the raw meat on the firewood to dry for a long time.
What makes Liu Xiaoyang even more incomprehensible is that she often gets so confused that she puts the food reserves into the bag that collects monster excrement by mistake.
Moreover, he has worked so hard for a month, and not only has his debt not been reduced by a penny, but it has also risen to 180000 z at a very fast speed.
In a blink of an eye, the monthly rent of 5000z has become a fraction, and his main expenses are only two—weapons and hot spring treatment.
He finally understood why the boss of the weapon shop was only willing to credit him with the lowest grade Yuyun Zhan axe. In the past month, he hadn't experienced a few big battle scenes, but he had already used more than 20 weapons.
Among them, only one was damaged on the spot due to quality reasons, and the rest were all lost, because every time Lily took him to flee from danger, she never gave him time to pick up weapons.
And thanks to Lili's amazing shooting skills, Liu Xiaoyang was hit by lethal bullets 253 times in total, and he soaked in the top healing hot spring for 10000z once, five times, and all five times were made by Lili.
In fact, as a Chinese/Dynasty college student with both civil and military skills, eating so fast is just a temporary pleasure, and money is also something outside of him. Liu Xiaoyang feels that he is not such a vulgar person. He is destined to start a new life facing the sun.
But the key issue is that all lofty ideals must be based on the fact that he can save his life, and every second he spends with Lily, his life is under threat to varying degrees.
He finally realized the profound meaning of Xiaopiao's words "It's more terrifying if it's not intentional". He finally understood why the village chief, Obasan, who was blind to money, drove Lily away. He finally understood that there is nothing free in the world. There is no free daughter-in-law for lunch.
However, whenever he saw Lily's aggrieved little round face, he couldn't say the cruel words "Let's end here".
So, he could only silently clenched his fists and told himself, "Liu Xiaoyang, you have to be a strong man."
"Xiaoyang, be careful behind you." Lily's anxious cry came from afar, bringing Liu Xiaoyang's consciousness back to reality.
When he came back to his senses suddenly, he turned his head and saw a blue bear approaching him with staring eyes.
After fighting the little monster for a month, I finally met the BOSS again. Although the Green Bear Beast is comparable to the Dog Dragon King who beat me to paralysis, the me now is no longer the me I used to be.
It's also time to upgrade your weapons, let me take you today.
Holding the handle of the knife, Liu Xiaoyang stood still with both feet, and waited until the Grizzly Bear jumped in front of him and got up and roared. Then he calmly performed a three-in-a-row slash, and then rolled to the right to avoid its forward claws.
"Xiaoyang, you are amazing!" Lily cheered while clapping her hands in the grass.
"Master, you are amazing!" Eggy clapped her hands in the grass and cheered.
With a vain smile, Liu Xiaoyang waved to his supporters one by one to pay tribute, and then heard Xiaopiao add: "Be careful!"
Looking back, the angry blue bear beast had frantically swung its claws and knocked him to the ground.
"Xiaoyang, let me help you."
"No ~ yes ~ ah ~!" Liu Xiaoyang maintained the eight-pointed posture on his back, and before he had time to get up, he saw a cannonball with a red tail hitting the green bear beast's chest.
The next moment, the Green Bear Beast grabbed Liu Xiaoyang and threw it out with red eyes as if it had been spattered with chicken blood.
"What exactly did you call him?" Liu Xiaoyang confirmed with Lily while flying.
"Oh, it's over, it's over, I'm pretending to be a ghost."
I just knew you never loaded the right bullet when you hit a monster.
However, at this time, you are giving the blue bear beast the ghost bomb that increases the attack power, because you are afraid that I will not die fast enough?
There were two strings of teardrops in the corners of Liu Xiaoyang's eyes, and he bounced on the ground twice, but before he could stop gliding, the Grizzly Bear pressed him into the mud under him with a sinew and bone butt pier.
"Quick, casually...do something...distribute...its...attention..." Liu Xiaoyang put the chopping ax horizontally in front of his body, trying to resist the seamless palm strike of the Grizzly Bear Beast, with blood foaming from his mouth, While calling for help to Lily, he saw bullets whizzing across the blue bear's outline.
I knew you could never hit a monster with the right ammo.
But it doesn't matter, as long as it can stop the continuous attack.
That's right, right now, Liu Xiaoyang looked at the right time, and at the moment the Grizzly Bear looked up to find the source of the bullet, he rolled forward and got under the crotch of the Grizzly Bear.
"Look at my unique move, Yizhu Qingtian explodes chrysanthemums!!"
As Liu Xiaoyang called out his big move, the Grizzly Bear froze, then clasped its paws around its hips and let out a mournful cry, then fell to the ground and rolled.
"Damn Pooh, I still can't cure you, today is your death day!" Liu Xiaoyang yelled while picking up the chopping ax that transformed into a knife, and slashed around the green bear beast.
As the blade rose and fell, fragments of the shattered wrist armor of the Blue Bear flew all over the place.
Staring at the green bear beast that was foaming at the mouth and collapsed to the ground, Liu Xiaoyang decided to draw an end to the battle, and raised the chopping ax above his head with both hands, but at the moment of falling, he heard a familiar voice behind him.
Whoosh!
A bullet with a green tail hit the Grizzly Beast's forehead, and the next second, the Grizzly Bear Beast, who was already dying, slapped Liu Xiaoyang out with a big ear scrape.
This time, looking at Liu Xiaoyang who was drawing a perfect arc in the air, Lily admitted her mistake without waiting for the other side to ask: "This recovery bullet was originally intended for you."
I almost killed it, why are you sending back bullets?It's not like you don't know your quasi-intentions!
Two strings of teardrops burst out of Liu Xiaoyang's eyes, and he bounced twice on the ground. Fortunately, this time, the Grizzly Bear didn't rush over to continue to torture him, but fled into the woods at the speed of the flying man Bolt.
"Xiaoyang, are you okay?" Lily ran over crying and hugged the limp Liu Xiaoyang in her arms, "Xiaoyang, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it."
Tasting the sweet and fishy taste in his mouth, Liu Xiaoyang felt that everything was so familiar in his blurred vision.
That's right, the same scene happened when he and Lily met for the first time.
"Lily, you saved my life..."
"Xiaoyang, don't talk about it at this time, I will take you back to Yuyun Village."
"No, let me finish my sentence, ahem...you saved my life, but this is the sixth time, I know you won't save me just to kill me again and again, But I really don't know how many times I can carry it through, so... just treat it as cherishing the fruits of your labor, and treat it as saving me again, Lily, please let me go."
"Xiaoyang..." Lili's voice trembled, and her eyes turned red instantly.
But Xiao Piao tugged at the hem of her clothes, and comforted softly: "Master, no one has ever been with you for more than a week. He is really strong, so you can let him live."
"But..." Lili bit her lower lip, "Xiaoyang suffered such serious injuries, we should send him back to Yuyun Village first."
"When I was fluttering butterflies on the side of the road just now, I happened to meet a Marutori car. The old man who drove the car said that he could give us a ride."
Tilting his head to look at Dandan who was approaching with an old man, Liu Xiaoyang almost wanted to jump up and cheer: "Dandan, you did a great job!"
Therefore, he didn't notice immediately that there was something obviously wrong with the expressions of the two people in the picture.
"Dad?!" Lily shouted with joy, horror and disbelief.
"Lily..." The old man's response was very evasive.
what's the situation?Didn't your dad burn to death after eating the custard?Wait, I really want to understand something.
In this way, Liu Xiaoyang witnessed the worst father-daughter reunion in history, and after returning to Yuyun Village, he solemnly handed Lily back to her father.
"Xiaoyang, do you really don't want me to accompany you to the bathing place?"
"No need, after soaking so many times, I'm already familiar with the way, so I won't delay your reunion with uncle."
"Young man, my Lily seems to be very reluctant to part with you, or..."
"Uncle, don't say that, Lily is a girl, it's too hard to go hunting with me in the wind and sun, and there is great danger."
"Young man, my Lily said that her dream since childhood was to become a hunter, or..."
"Uncle, during the time we spent with Lily, she often mentioned the wonderful time living in the cave with her family. At that time, we thought...we didn't expect to have the opportunity to see you again. This is simply a gift from heaven."
"Young man, now that we're all here, it's time for dinner, or..."
"Uncle, you'd better leave quickly. If the village head sees you, maybe he will ask you for the huge debt owed by Lily."
The two men stood at the entrance of Yuyun Village and said goodbye for a long time, and finally said goodbye with tears in their eyes.
"Master, why are you crying again? Are you reluctant to leave Lily?"
"No, I'm touched!"
"I mean……"
"She said that you caught this maru bird." Whenever Lily's conditioned stuttering occurs, Xiao Piao voluntarily acts as the endorsement of the master.
"But I clearly remember that I wasted time..."
"You are the bird that cuts the ball, but you have cut the stone."
"Stone?"
"Then the stone you chopped flew out and stunned Marutori."
"I thought it was..." Lily's bullet, wait, if it was a stone that stunned Marutori, then Lily's bullet...
Liu Xiaoyang touched the big bump on the back of his head subconsciously, and saw Lily buried her head deeper, while Xiaopiao gave him a look of "you finally understand".
"Hehe, it's okay, it's normal to accidentally injure, as long as it's not intentional."
"It would be scarier if it wasn't intentional, otherwise you would think... um..." Before Xiao Piao finished speaking, Lily covered her mouth again.
"Don't listen to its nonsense, Xiaoyang, eat more."
"Well, I've been eating it all the time." Liu Xiaoyang stuffed the meat into his mouth, but saw that Lily had only eaten two bites, and then wrapped up her portion of meat and put it in the bag, "Why do you eat so little?" , Do you want to save the meat for the next meal? If I had known earlier, I would have saved a little too.”
"It's okay. I don't have a big appetite. I want to save this meat for you when you're hungry."
"Master, why are you crying again, do you eat too much meat?"
"Go away, I'm touched!"
More than half of a ball bird was burnt, and there was not much left to eat. The two of them divided each other, and they would be enough. Lily actually left such precious food for me to eat.
My God, a good daughter-in-law like you who is diligent and thrifty and manages the house, oh no, I really can’t find a good teammate with a lantern. I am really a blessing from my previous life!
For you, let alone being accidentally injured, I would be willing to be accidentally injured to death!
A month later, when Liu Xiaoyang recalled the emotion he expressed by the bonfire that day again, he just wanted to say to himself: "Liu Xiaoyang, do you know what it means to make a prophecy come true?"
At this time, he has already mastered the basic moves of the chopping axe, and it is easy to knock down Marutori, Linglu, and Xiaogoulong, but in the past month, his life has been like a tragedy played on a loop.
He finally understood why Lily put away the meat carefully, because it was a common thing for them to not have enough to eat.
The hunting operation was already very difficult, but because of Lily's "assistance", the success rate was further reduced.
After hunting for food with great difficulty, no matter whether it is meat or fish, once it is handed over to Lili, it will be hard to escape the fate of a second loss.
Either the half-cooked meat was half-roasted, or the fire was too hot and it was directly burnt. Twice, she simply forgot to turn on the fire, and hung the raw meat on the firewood to dry for a long time.
What makes Liu Xiaoyang even more incomprehensible is that she often gets so confused that she puts the food reserves into the bag that collects monster excrement by mistake.
Moreover, he has worked so hard for a month, and not only has his debt not been reduced by a penny, but it has also risen to 180000 z at a very fast speed.
In a blink of an eye, the monthly rent of 5000z has become a fraction, and his main expenses are only two—weapons and hot spring treatment.
He finally understood why the boss of the weapon shop was only willing to credit him with the lowest grade Yuyun Zhan axe. In the past month, he hadn't experienced a few big battle scenes, but he had already used more than 20 weapons.
Among them, only one was damaged on the spot due to quality reasons, and the rest were all lost, because every time Lily took him to flee from danger, she never gave him time to pick up weapons.
And thanks to Lili's amazing shooting skills, Liu Xiaoyang was hit by lethal bullets 253 times in total, and he soaked in the top healing hot spring for 10000z once, five times, and all five times were made by Lili.
In fact, as a Chinese/Dynasty college student with both civil and military skills, eating so fast is just a temporary pleasure, and money is also something outside of him. Liu Xiaoyang feels that he is not such a vulgar person. He is destined to start a new life facing the sun.
But the key issue is that all lofty ideals must be based on the fact that he can save his life, and every second he spends with Lily, his life is under threat to varying degrees.
He finally realized the profound meaning of Xiaopiao's words "It's more terrifying if it's not intentional". He finally understood why the village chief, Obasan, who was blind to money, drove Lily away. He finally understood that there is nothing free in the world. There is no free daughter-in-law for lunch.
However, whenever he saw Lily's aggrieved little round face, he couldn't say the cruel words "Let's end here".
So, he could only silently clenched his fists and told himself, "Liu Xiaoyang, you have to be a strong man."
"Xiaoyang, be careful behind you." Lily's anxious cry came from afar, bringing Liu Xiaoyang's consciousness back to reality.
When he came back to his senses suddenly, he turned his head and saw a blue bear approaching him with staring eyes.
After fighting the little monster for a month, I finally met the BOSS again. Although the Green Bear Beast is comparable to the Dog Dragon King who beat me to paralysis, the me now is no longer the me I used to be.
It's also time to upgrade your weapons, let me take you today.
Holding the handle of the knife, Liu Xiaoyang stood still with both feet, and waited until the Grizzly Bear jumped in front of him and got up and roared. Then he calmly performed a three-in-a-row slash, and then rolled to the right to avoid its forward claws.
"Xiaoyang, you are amazing!" Lily cheered while clapping her hands in the grass.
"Master, you are amazing!" Eggy clapped her hands in the grass and cheered.
With a vain smile, Liu Xiaoyang waved to his supporters one by one to pay tribute, and then heard Xiaopiao add: "Be careful!"
Looking back, the angry blue bear beast had frantically swung its claws and knocked him to the ground.
"Xiaoyang, let me help you."
"No ~ yes ~ ah ~!" Liu Xiaoyang maintained the eight-pointed posture on his back, and before he had time to get up, he saw a cannonball with a red tail hitting the green bear beast's chest.
The next moment, the Green Bear Beast grabbed Liu Xiaoyang and threw it out with red eyes as if it had been spattered with chicken blood.
"What exactly did you call him?" Liu Xiaoyang confirmed with Lily while flying.
"Oh, it's over, it's over, I'm pretending to be a ghost."
I just knew you never loaded the right bullet when you hit a monster.
However, at this time, you are giving the blue bear beast the ghost bomb that increases the attack power, because you are afraid that I will not die fast enough?
There were two strings of teardrops in the corners of Liu Xiaoyang's eyes, and he bounced on the ground twice, but before he could stop gliding, the Grizzly Bear pressed him into the mud under him with a sinew and bone butt pier.
"Quick, casually...do something...distribute...its...attention..." Liu Xiaoyang put the chopping ax horizontally in front of his body, trying to resist the seamless palm strike of the Grizzly Bear Beast, with blood foaming from his mouth, While calling for help to Lily, he saw bullets whizzing across the blue bear's outline.
I knew you could never hit a monster with the right ammo.
But it doesn't matter, as long as it can stop the continuous attack.
That's right, right now, Liu Xiaoyang looked at the right time, and at the moment the Grizzly Bear looked up to find the source of the bullet, he rolled forward and got under the crotch of the Grizzly Bear.
"Look at my unique move, Yizhu Qingtian explodes chrysanthemums!!"
As Liu Xiaoyang called out his big move, the Grizzly Bear froze, then clasped its paws around its hips and let out a mournful cry, then fell to the ground and rolled.
"Damn Pooh, I still can't cure you, today is your death day!" Liu Xiaoyang yelled while picking up the chopping ax that transformed into a knife, and slashed around the green bear beast.
As the blade rose and fell, fragments of the shattered wrist armor of the Blue Bear flew all over the place.
Staring at the green bear beast that was foaming at the mouth and collapsed to the ground, Liu Xiaoyang decided to draw an end to the battle, and raised the chopping ax above his head with both hands, but at the moment of falling, he heard a familiar voice behind him.
Whoosh!
A bullet with a green tail hit the Grizzly Beast's forehead, and the next second, the Grizzly Bear Beast, who was already dying, slapped Liu Xiaoyang out with a big ear scrape.
This time, looking at Liu Xiaoyang who was drawing a perfect arc in the air, Lily admitted her mistake without waiting for the other side to ask: "This recovery bullet was originally intended for you."
I almost killed it, why are you sending back bullets?It's not like you don't know your quasi-intentions!
Two strings of teardrops burst out of Liu Xiaoyang's eyes, and he bounced twice on the ground. Fortunately, this time, the Grizzly Bear didn't rush over to continue to torture him, but fled into the woods at the speed of the flying man Bolt.
"Xiaoyang, are you okay?" Lily ran over crying and hugged the limp Liu Xiaoyang in her arms, "Xiaoyang, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it."
Tasting the sweet and fishy taste in his mouth, Liu Xiaoyang felt that everything was so familiar in his blurred vision.
That's right, the same scene happened when he and Lily met for the first time.
"Lily, you saved my life..."
"Xiaoyang, don't talk about it at this time, I will take you back to Yuyun Village."
"No, let me finish my sentence, ahem...you saved my life, but this is the sixth time, I know you won't save me just to kill me again and again, But I really don't know how many times I can carry it through, so... just treat it as cherishing the fruits of your labor, and treat it as saving me again, Lily, please let me go."
"Xiaoyang..." Lili's voice trembled, and her eyes turned red instantly.
But Xiao Piao tugged at the hem of her clothes, and comforted softly: "Master, no one has ever been with you for more than a week. He is really strong, so you can let him live."
"But..." Lili bit her lower lip, "Xiaoyang suffered such serious injuries, we should send him back to Yuyun Village first."
"When I was fluttering butterflies on the side of the road just now, I happened to meet a Marutori car. The old man who drove the car said that he could give us a ride."
Tilting his head to look at Dandan who was approaching with an old man, Liu Xiaoyang almost wanted to jump up and cheer: "Dandan, you did a great job!"
Therefore, he didn't notice immediately that there was something obviously wrong with the expressions of the two people in the picture.
"Dad?!" Lily shouted with joy, horror and disbelief.
"Lily..." The old man's response was very evasive.
what's the situation?Didn't your dad burn to death after eating the custard?Wait, I really want to understand something.
In this way, Liu Xiaoyang witnessed the worst father-daughter reunion in history, and after returning to Yuyun Village, he solemnly handed Lily back to her father.
"Xiaoyang, do you really don't want me to accompany you to the bathing place?"
"No need, after soaking so many times, I'm already familiar with the way, so I won't delay your reunion with uncle."
"Young man, my Lily seems to be very reluctant to part with you, or..."
"Uncle, don't say that, Lily is a girl, it's too hard to go hunting with me in the wind and sun, and there is great danger."
"Young man, my Lily said that her dream since childhood was to become a hunter, or..."
"Uncle, during the time we spent with Lily, she often mentioned the wonderful time living in the cave with her family. At that time, we thought...we didn't expect to have the opportunity to see you again. This is simply a gift from heaven."
"Young man, now that we're all here, it's time for dinner, or..."
"Uncle, you'd better leave quickly. If the village head sees you, maybe he will ask you for the huge debt owed by Lily."
The two men stood at the entrance of Yuyun Village and said goodbye for a long time, and finally said goodbye with tears in their eyes.
"Master, why are you crying again? Are you reluctant to leave Lily?"
"No, I'm touched!"
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