Everyone said this is not a love game!
Chapter 8 Phase 1: Fat or Thin
"Master, why are you crying again? Are you worried that you can't eat salmon?"
"Go away, I'm touched!"
"Yangbastian, Dankovsky, since we've finished eating, you can go back to the other palace with me."
Wait, who is Yang Bastian?Who is Egg Kowski?Liu Xiaoyang glanced at Eggy beside him, then pointed at his nose and cast a blank look at Rosa.
"Yes, this is your new name."
I don't mind such a foreign name, but can anyone explain to me what's going on?
"Being named by the princess is a symbol of gaining the trust of the princess. How many people do you think have such an honor, why don't you hurry up and salute and thank you!" Alice raised her delicate chin, not only gave an explanation, but also gave instructions.
"Uh...thank...thank you Princess Rosa for your kindness..." Liu Xiaoyang frantically squeezed out this sentence, and then realized another question, what's the matter with the princess?
"That's right!" Alice's skirt trembled slightly with the Marutori, and a round of brilliance flashed in her eyes, "Princess Rosa is the daughter of the No. 13th king of the Sabiria Kingdom. The royal palace stands at the foot of Mount Ebisu, her people are all over the plain of Ayim, her servants can go around the entire city of Wangsi three times hand in hand, and her treasures can fill five palaces..."
As Liu Xiaoyang listened, he made up those pictures in his brain, and his jaw couldn't help but get longer and longer, longer and longer...
"But why did such a noble princess appear in the hot spring bath in Yuyun Village?"
"Princess Rosa said that the top healing hot spring in Yuyun Village is the best beauty hot spring she has ever soaked in. It can not only relax the body and mind, but also smooth and firm the skin. Moreover, she also likes the signature salmon in Yuyun Bath, It is said that it is also because the salmon here has special beauty effects.”
"However, moving here for the hot springs and salmon, isn't it a bit..."
"Well, of course there are other reasons, that's because... ah, we're here."
Following Alice's claws, Liu Xiaoyang and Dandan stuck their heads out of the car window, and saw that the luxurious Marutori car they were riding was running on a stone bridge across the mountains, and in front of them was a magnificent palace. It looms among the clouds and clouds.
Rosa got off the Marutori car in front, at this time she had already changed into a poison dog dragon shooter outfit.
The automatic sensor door of the palace opened slowly following her footsteps, and a gust of wind came from inside the door, blowing the hem of her shawl.
"Welcome to my other palace."
God, is this where I will spend the rest of my life with the goddess?This is too big.
Rosa turned around and looked at Liu Xiaoyang's dumbfounded expression.
"Yang Bastian, this place is all mine. As long as you want, you will have plenty of time to visit slowly in the future. You can rest early tonight, because tomorrow I will hold an important ceremony for you."
Important, ceremony?Could it be the legendary wedding?
What to do, I'm so nervous, I'm so excited, I don't seem to be ready yet, do we still need to know more about each other?Would you like your father to meet with my mother first?
"Yam Bastian?"
"I am willing!"
"What would you like?"
"Uh...I mean, I'd like to go to bed early tonight."
Lying on that super soft big bed, Liu Xiaoyang, who was always dizzy, experienced insomnia for the first time in his life.
He couldn't remember how many times he adjusted his posture over and over again. When he opened his sleepy eyes in a haze, everything in his sight was so familiar yet so strange.
Could these strips of wood be the bed planks of the upper bunk?
"Xiaoyang, you've finally woken up. It's only all night, so you won't have to sleep for a day and a night. If you don't wake up again, we will carry you to the school hospital." The eldest brother Lao Wang in the dormitory leaned against the bed, listening Don't be in a hurry.
"Okay, okay, eat your leftover egg-filled biscuits from yesterday and hurry up, or you won't be able to catch up for the high math test." The fourth monkey urged anxiously while stuffing the cheat sheet into his schoolbag.
What?What's the matter with letting me wear it back at this juncture? ! !
Who wants to eat the leftover egg-filled biscuits, whoever wants to take the high math test, give me back my salmon, give me back my goddess! !
Liu Xiaoyang jumped up from the bed with his teeth and claws fluttering with strange screams, and when he lowered his head, he saw Dandan in a small dress looking at him with a terrified expression.
"Eggy?! OMG, what an eye-opener, God is merciful, let me just say, it's too embarrassing for me to wear it back at this time."
"Master...Master, are you okay?" Along with Liu Xiaoyang's dancing and joyful expression, the panic on Dandan's face deepened, "I...I'll go find Alice and ask if there is a doctor here. "
When Dandan brought Alice to Liu Xiaoyang's room, before he opened the door, he heard a burst of cheerful whistles coming from the room.
"Owner."
"Oh, Alice, you're here. I'm fine. Eggy made a big fuss. By the way, do you think it's okay for me to dress like this? Where is the ceremony held? Are we going to go there?" Liu Xiaoyang asked, While looking in the mirror, he adjusted his bow tie again.
"Master Hunter, I am sorry to inform you that the ceremony may have to be postponed."
"What? Why the delay?"
"Because we agreed that before the official ceremony, you must prove your strength to the princess."
When Liu Xiaoyang was brought before Princess Rosa's throne, twelve armored warriors standing behind her gave the answer in unison.
You all agree that it's useless. I'm the man who wants to be Princess Rosa's husband. This is the princess's personal decision. How can you intervene? !
"It's so annoying, people are almost out of clothes, why do you bother with proof?"
That is, you guys are so annoying, but what's the matter with no clothes to wear?Hey, dear Princess Rosa, don't you think we should explain our relationship to them first?
Just as Liu Xiaoyang wanted to step forward to remind him, he saw the twelve soldiers step forward in unison, and replied in unison: "Because it is the mission of our twelve guards to protect Her Majesty the Princess."
"Okay, okay, it's up to you, but hurry up."
What?Dear Princess Rosa, are you giving up now?
Well, I just know that the road to pursuing a goddess can’t be smooth sailing. What’s so great about a 12-member flower-protecting messenger group? When I had a crush on the school beauty in elementary school, I never flinched in the face of more than 120 potential rivals.
So, no matter who you are, you can't stop me from running towards a beautiful new life. I will use my efforts and strength to prove that the goddess and the salmon are mine! !
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoyang clenched his fists full of fighting spirit, and raised his chin towards the twelve guards.
"Tell me, how do you want me to prove it?"
Seeing Liu Xiaoyang open his mouth to challenge, Guard No. [-] nodded approvingly, and then took out something that had been prepared from behind.
It's a piece, scrap metal?Could it be that the subject of the test is to grind an iron pestle into a needle?
"This is the scrap iron we unintentionally dug up in the volcano before. Your test is to turn it into a weapon."
Sure enough, I guessed it right, but why can't I be happy at all?Wait, scrap iron dug up by the volcano?Could this be... the ancient block!
Liu Xiaoyang held the scrap iron in his hands and observed it carefully, then confidently turned his eyes to the throne, dear Princess Rosa, just wait for my good news!
Just when everyone was waiting with their eyes wide open to see Liu Xiaoyang deal with the scrap iron, Liu Xiaoyang brought Rosa and the twelve guards to the frozen ground.
Facing the bitter cold wind, Rosa pulled up the drooping rabbit ears of the snow cap to cover her face.
"It's disgusting. Such a strong wind is the most harmful to the skin. Fortunately, I have a white rabbit suit. But, Yangbastian, what are you bringing us here for?"
"Because there are materials to turn that piece of scrap iron into treasure." Liu Xiaoyang said while leading everyone into a cave. "There should be torches left by the hunters here."
The next moment, the cave revealed its face in the firelight.
"It's disgusting. It's wet, cold and dark here. What are you looking for? Ah!"
Rosa's sudden scream made the twelve guards instantly form a defensive formation that surrounded them. Following her slender fingers, everyone discovered the culprit of this little panic—a green-skinned reptile lying on the ground.
"Poisonous dragon cub, you are the one I am looking for, get out of the way and let me come!"
Liu Xiaoyang rushed forward with a stride, and just as he was about to slash with the knife, he heard a few soft swishing sounds, followed by the sound of Dandan's footsteps from near to far, and finally disappeared in the endless darkness.
Get out, you really run faster than anyone else, but it's nothing... ah!
Liu Xiaoyang was still wondering about Eggy's escape motive, when he lowered his head, he saw several decorations on his body in an instant.
How could I have forgotten that the poisonous dragon larvae are all clustered near the nest, and they have the same virtue as the schistosomiasis, they will not let go when they bite.
No, although it doesn't hurt, but if you are bitten by so many at once, you will be sucked dry soon. Fortunately, I have a way.
"I roll, I roll, I roll, I chop, I roll, I chop, chop, chop..."
Liu Xiaoyang's nursery rhyme rap echoed in the empty cave, causing Rosa and her twelve guards to sway involuntarily to the rhythm, but when his figure reappeared within the light circle of the torch, everyone looked wary again. Qi Shushu took a step back.
"These are the body/fluids of monsters, and they are important materials for forging the ancient block." Liu Xiaoyang pointed to the sticky, snot-like substance on his body, trying to explain the importance of this thing to everyone.
But until she stood at the door of the processing house in Yuyun Village, Rosa still kept a safe distance from him.
"It's okay, I'll prove it to you, please keep your eyes open, the next moment is to witness the miracle." Liu Xiaoyang took out the piece of scrap iron and a few stones from his arms, and then wiped them from his clothes. A handful of "snot" was sent to the owner of the processing house.
But the old man Douding only raised his eyes to glance at Liu Xiaoyang's hand, and then continued to swing his sledgehammer.
"boss?"
"I didn't expect you to discover the secret of the ancient block after you came here for only a month. There is no problem with your material, but..."
"Just what?"
"It's just that the monster body/fluid must be fresh."
Fresh?What is considered fresh?I just hung it on my clothes after killing it here. Look at the color, look at the consistency, it’s fresher than fresh milk!
"Isn't it enough to catch the living ones and kill them now?" Eggy got out of nowhere, and opened her mouth to propose a solution.
That's right, what's better than being alive, Eggy, you're so witty.However, does this mean that I am running back?
"Eggy, don't you just happen to have a live poisonous dragon cub? Take it out!"
"Well, here it is for you."
"Eggy," Liu Xiaoyang's voice was trembling with excitement, "I blamed you wrongly, so you were in the cave just now, you didn't run away..."
"That... Actually, I did run away just now."
"Then this poisonous dragon cub?"
"I just took it off your ass."
Just got it off...my ass...
In the next second, Liu Xiaoyang only felt his feet go soft, and then lost consciousness.
In the blurred vision, there was a piece of green first, then Rosa Yin and the pretty side face under the hood.
Liu Xiaoyang stood up, only to see Rosa, who was wearing a dipped dragon suit, turned to him, smiling very peacefully.
"Yangbastian, I've really worked hard on you, but look, that piece of scrap iron really turned into a precious sword."
Must, who am I?
"Hehe, no hard work, no hard work, as long as you are happy."
"The twelve guards have nothing to say now. If you didn't lose too much blood and need to recuperate, I really want to hold a ceremony for you right away."
Just kidding, I was born with a lot of blood, okay? !
"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, you can do whatever you want."
Liu Xiaoyang knelt on one knee in front of the main hall, watching Rosa approach slowly in an alloy swordsman suit, and finally put a long sword on his shoulder. At that moment, he felt dizzy with happiness.
"Yang Bastian, you have passed the test of the Twelve Guards without fear of hardships and obstacles. Although such a heroic performance is enough to prove your determination, I have to ask again solemnly: Are you willing to follow me from now on? Allegiance to me, only take my command as the criterion of your behavior, only take my joy as the meaning of your life, no matter you are poor or rich, no matter you are healthy or sick, you will never change in this life?"
"I am willing!"
"Then I am announcing now that you, Yang Bastian, will officially become my most beloved...servant from today on."
servant?Are you sure what you mean, man?
"Go away, I'm touched!"
"Yangbastian, Dankovsky, since we've finished eating, you can go back to the other palace with me."
Wait, who is Yang Bastian?Who is Egg Kowski?Liu Xiaoyang glanced at Eggy beside him, then pointed at his nose and cast a blank look at Rosa.
"Yes, this is your new name."
I don't mind such a foreign name, but can anyone explain to me what's going on?
"Being named by the princess is a symbol of gaining the trust of the princess. How many people do you think have such an honor, why don't you hurry up and salute and thank you!" Alice raised her delicate chin, not only gave an explanation, but also gave instructions.
"Uh...thank...thank you Princess Rosa for your kindness..." Liu Xiaoyang frantically squeezed out this sentence, and then realized another question, what's the matter with the princess?
"That's right!" Alice's skirt trembled slightly with the Marutori, and a round of brilliance flashed in her eyes, "Princess Rosa is the daughter of the No. 13th king of the Sabiria Kingdom. The royal palace stands at the foot of Mount Ebisu, her people are all over the plain of Ayim, her servants can go around the entire city of Wangsi three times hand in hand, and her treasures can fill five palaces..."
As Liu Xiaoyang listened, he made up those pictures in his brain, and his jaw couldn't help but get longer and longer, longer and longer...
"But why did such a noble princess appear in the hot spring bath in Yuyun Village?"
"Princess Rosa said that the top healing hot spring in Yuyun Village is the best beauty hot spring she has ever soaked in. It can not only relax the body and mind, but also smooth and firm the skin. Moreover, she also likes the signature salmon in Yuyun Bath, It is said that it is also because the salmon here has special beauty effects.”
"However, moving here for the hot springs and salmon, isn't it a bit..."
"Well, of course there are other reasons, that's because... ah, we're here."
Following Alice's claws, Liu Xiaoyang and Dandan stuck their heads out of the car window, and saw that the luxurious Marutori car they were riding was running on a stone bridge across the mountains, and in front of them was a magnificent palace. It looms among the clouds and clouds.
Rosa got off the Marutori car in front, at this time she had already changed into a poison dog dragon shooter outfit.
The automatic sensor door of the palace opened slowly following her footsteps, and a gust of wind came from inside the door, blowing the hem of her shawl.
"Welcome to my other palace."
God, is this where I will spend the rest of my life with the goddess?This is too big.
Rosa turned around and looked at Liu Xiaoyang's dumbfounded expression.
"Yang Bastian, this place is all mine. As long as you want, you will have plenty of time to visit slowly in the future. You can rest early tonight, because tomorrow I will hold an important ceremony for you."
Important, ceremony?Could it be the legendary wedding?
What to do, I'm so nervous, I'm so excited, I don't seem to be ready yet, do we still need to know more about each other?Would you like your father to meet with my mother first?
"Yam Bastian?"
"I am willing!"
"What would you like?"
"Uh...I mean, I'd like to go to bed early tonight."
Lying on that super soft big bed, Liu Xiaoyang, who was always dizzy, experienced insomnia for the first time in his life.
He couldn't remember how many times he adjusted his posture over and over again. When he opened his sleepy eyes in a haze, everything in his sight was so familiar yet so strange.
Could these strips of wood be the bed planks of the upper bunk?
"Xiaoyang, you've finally woken up. It's only all night, so you won't have to sleep for a day and a night. If you don't wake up again, we will carry you to the school hospital." The eldest brother Lao Wang in the dormitory leaned against the bed, listening Don't be in a hurry.
"Okay, okay, eat your leftover egg-filled biscuits from yesterday and hurry up, or you won't be able to catch up for the high math test." The fourth monkey urged anxiously while stuffing the cheat sheet into his schoolbag.
What?What's the matter with letting me wear it back at this juncture? ! !
Who wants to eat the leftover egg-filled biscuits, whoever wants to take the high math test, give me back my salmon, give me back my goddess! !
Liu Xiaoyang jumped up from the bed with his teeth and claws fluttering with strange screams, and when he lowered his head, he saw Dandan in a small dress looking at him with a terrified expression.
"Eggy?! OMG, what an eye-opener, God is merciful, let me just say, it's too embarrassing for me to wear it back at this time."
"Master...Master, are you okay?" Along with Liu Xiaoyang's dancing and joyful expression, the panic on Dandan's face deepened, "I...I'll go find Alice and ask if there is a doctor here. "
When Dandan brought Alice to Liu Xiaoyang's room, before he opened the door, he heard a burst of cheerful whistles coming from the room.
"Owner."
"Oh, Alice, you're here. I'm fine. Eggy made a big fuss. By the way, do you think it's okay for me to dress like this? Where is the ceremony held? Are we going to go there?" Liu Xiaoyang asked, While looking in the mirror, he adjusted his bow tie again.
"Master Hunter, I am sorry to inform you that the ceremony may have to be postponed."
"What? Why the delay?"
"Because we agreed that before the official ceremony, you must prove your strength to the princess."
When Liu Xiaoyang was brought before Princess Rosa's throne, twelve armored warriors standing behind her gave the answer in unison.
You all agree that it's useless. I'm the man who wants to be Princess Rosa's husband. This is the princess's personal decision. How can you intervene? !
"It's so annoying, people are almost out of clothes, why do you bother with proof?"
That is, you guys are so annoying, but what's the matter with no clothes to wear?Hey, dear Princess Rosa, don't you think we should explain our relationship to them first?
Just as Liu Xiaoyang wanted to step forward to remind him, he saw the twelve soldiers step forward in unison, and replied in unison: "Because it is the mission of our twelve guards to protect Her Majesty the Princess."
"Okay, okay, it's up to you, but hurry up."
What?Dear Princess Rosa, are you giving up now?
Well, I just know that the road to pursuing a goddess can’t be smooth sailing. What’s so great about a 12-member flower-protecting messenger group? When I had a crush on the school beauty in elementary school, I never flinched in the face of more than 120 potential rivals.
So, no matter who you are, you can't stop me from running towards a beautiful new life. I will use my efforts and strength to prove that the goddess and the salmon are mine! !
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoyang clenched his fists full of fighting spirit, and raised his chin towards the twelve guards.
"Tell me, how do you want me to prove it?"
Seeing Liu Xiaoyang open his mouth to challenge, Guard No. [-] nodded approvingly, and then took out something that had been prepared from behind.
It's a piece, scrap metal?Could it be that the subject of the test is to grind an iron pestle into a needle?
"This is the scrap iron we unintentionally dug up in the volcano before. Your test is to turn it into a weapon."
Sure enough, I guessed it right, but why can't I be happy at all?Wait, scrap iron dug up by the volcano?Could this be... the ancient block!
Liu Xiaoyang held the scrap iron in his hands and observed it carefully, then confidently turned his eyes to the throne, dear Princess Rosa, just wait for my good news!
Just when everyone was waiting with their eyes wide open to see Liu Xiaoyang deal with the scrap iron, Liu Xiaoyang brought Rosa and the twelve guards to the frozen ground.
Facing the bitter cold wind, Rosa pulled up the drooping rabbit ears of the snow cap to cover her face.
"It's disgusting. Such a strong wind is the most harmful to the skin. Fortunately, I have a white rabbit suit. But, Yangbastian, what are you bringing us here for?"
"Because there are materials to turn that piece of scrap iron into treasure." Liu Xiaoyang said while leading everyone into a cave. "There should be torches left by the hunters here."
The next moment, the cave revealed its face in the firelight.
"It's disgusting. It's wet, cold and dark here. What are you looking for? Ah!"
Rosa's sudden scream made the twelve guards instantly form a defensive formation that surrounded them. Following her slender fingers, everyone discovered the culprit of this little panic—a green-skinned reptile lying on the ground.
"Poisonous dragon cub, you are the one I am looking for, get out of the way and let me come!"
Liu Xiaoyang rushed forward with a stride, and just as he was about to slash with the knife, he heard a few soft swishing sounds, followed by the sound of Dandan's footsteps from near to far, and finally disappeared in the endless darkness.
Get out, you really run faster than anyone else, but it's nothing... ah!
Liu Xiaoyang was still wondering about Eggy's escape motive, when he lowered his head, he saw several decorations on his body in an instant.
How could I have forgotten that the poisonous dragon larvae are all clustered near the nest, and they have the same virtue as the schistosomiasis, they will not let go when they bite.
No, although it doesn't hurt, but if you are bitten by so many at once, you will be sucked dry soon. Fortunately, I have a way.
"I roll, I roll, I roll, I chop, I roll, I chop, chop, chop..."
Liu Xiaoyang's nursery rhyme rap echoed in the empty cave, causing Rosa and her twelve guards to sway involuntarily to the rhythm, but when his figure reappeared within the light circle of the torch, everyone looked wary again. Qi Shushu took a step back.
"These are the body/fluids of monsters, and they are important materials for forging the ancient block." Liu Xiaoyang pointed to the sticky, snot-like substance on his body, trying to explain the importance of this thing to everyone.
But until she stood at the door of the processing house in Yuyun Village, Rosa still kept a safe distance from him.
"It's okay, I'll prove it to you, please keep your eyes open, the next moment is to witness the miracle." Liu Xiaoyang took out the piece of scrap iron and a few stones from his arms, and then wiped them from his clothes. A handful of "snot" was sent to the owner of the processing house.
But the old man Douding only raised his eyes to glance at Liu Xiaoyang's hand, and then continued to swing his sledgehammer.
"boss?"
"I didn't expect you to discover the secret of the ancient block after you came here for only a month. There is no problem with your material, but..."
"Just what?"
"It's just that the monster body/fluid must be fresh."
Fresh?What is considered fresh?I just hung it on my clothes after killing it here. Look at the color, look at the consistency, it’s fresher than fresh milk!
"Isn't it enough to catch the living ones and kill them now?" Eggy got out of nowhere, and opened her mouth to propose a solution.
That's right, what's better than being alive, Eggy, you're so witty.However, does this mean that I am running back?
"Eggy, don't you just happen to have a live poisonous dragon cub? Take it out!"
"Well, here it is for you."
"Eggy," Liu Xiaoyang's voice was trembling with excitement, "I blamed you wrongly, so you were in the cave just now, you didn't run away..."
"That... Actually, I did run away just now."
"Then this poisonous dragon cub?"
"I just took it off your ass."
Just got it off...my ass...
In the next second, Liu Xiaoyang only felt his feet go soft, and then lost consciousness.
In the blurred vision, there was a piece of green first, then Rosa Yin and the pretty side face under the hood.
Liu Xiaoyang stood up, only to see Rosa, who was wearing a dipped dragon suit, turned to him, smiling very peacefully.
"Yangbastian, I've really worked hard on you, but look, that piece of scrap iron really turned into a precious sword."
Must, who am I?
"Hehe, no hard work, no hard work, as long as you are happy."
"The twelve guards have nothing to say now. If you didn't lose too much blood and need to recuperate, I really want to hold a ceremony for you right away."
Just kidding, I was born with a lot of blood, okay? !
"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, you can do whatever you want."
Liu Xiaoyang knelt on one knee in front of the main hall, watching Rosa approach slowly in an alloy swordsman suit, and finally put a long sword on his shoulder. At that moment, he felt dizzy with happiness.
"Yang Bastian, you have passed the test of the Twelve Guards without fear of hardships and obstacles. Although such a heroic performance is enough to prove your determination, I have to ask again solemnly: Are you willing to follow me from now on? Allegiance to me, only take my command as the criterion of your behavior, only take my joy as the meaning of your life, no matter you are poor or rich, no matter you are healthy or sick, you will never change in this life?"
"I am willing!"
"Then I am announcing now that you, Yang Bastian, will officially become my most beloved...servant from today on."
servant?Are you sure what you mean, man?
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