Everyone said this is not a love game!
Chapter 7 Phase 1: Fat or Thin
With Dandan's support, Liu Xiaoyang limped into the hot spring. As the debt increased by another 10000z, it seemed that his heart was left with a scar that would never heal.
Lily is gone, that mellow figure was once a nightmare that put him on the verge of life and death, but it is often difficult for people to forget the initial feelings in their lives.
The injuries on his body gradually faded away, and Liu Xiaoyang also recovered from the joy of getting rid of Lily, lowered his head as if lost, and muttered in his mouth: "Eggy, you said that Lily is now..."
Wait, Eggy, what are you looking at so engrossed?
Following Eggy's dazed gaze, Liu Xiaoyang felt two streams of heat gushing out of his nostrils.
"Master, what do you think happened to Lily?"
"Who is Lily?" Liu Xiaoyang's voice drifted out of breath, and the whole person had already entered a state of out-of-body state.
Because right in front of his line of sight, a curvy and long-legged stunner wrapped only in a short towel walked towards him.
That waist-length golden curly hair, that porcelain-white smooth skin, and those slender ankles like a deer.
goddess!This kind of goddess who only appears in game promotional videos actually let me see her alive today!
And, she actually smiled at me.
Moreover, she was only wrapped in a piece of cloth.
Moreover, she didn't dislike my nosebleed! !
"Liu Xiaoyang! How did you make the hot spring like this?!" The owner of the bathing place shouted and pulled him out of the hot spring.
Facing the alluring smile of the goddess, Liu Xiaoyang only felt his forehead heat up, and the nosebleeds split into two streams, flowing all the way to the tips of his toes.
"Master, towels."
"Go away, I want to let the goddess see my heroism."
Sitting on the small square stool in the village chief's office, watching the village chief's abacus and fingering in a smooth manner, at this moment, Liu Xiaoyang's heroic spirit has not even left a scum.
"Because of you, the No. 298765, No. [-], and No. [-] pools of the bathing place have all been polluted to varying degrees. The owner of the bathing place said that it will be closed for three days for cleaning, so the hot spring water fee, hot spring cleaning labor cost, hot spring cleaning material cost, plus this The three-day suspension loss is a total of... [-]z!"
"Ah, why are there so many?!"
"A lot? That's a lot? The boss has already given you a 10000% discount for gold card members! Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to add the 488765z you spent in the bath. Calculated in this way, your current total debt is [-]z."
Hearing the village chief report the result calmly, Liu Xiaoyang suddenly felt that this string of illusory numbers was so heavy.
"Ou... Village Chief, if you continue like this, I will lose the courage to live. If I die..."
"It's okay, even if you die, I can still cash it out."
"Master, you can't beat her, let's go home and eat dried fish."
Looking at Eggy's big watery eyes, Liu Xiaoyang clenched his fists unconsciously: "Haven't you ever thought that the more money I owe, the farther away you will be from your beloved Xiaoyugan?"
"I thought about it."
"so what?"
"So I just handed you a bath towel."
"In such a critical moment, there is really not much difference between covering and not covering, okay?"
"But, I gave you the bath towel to stop your nosebleed."
blocked... nose... blood...
God, if you have such a wise and powerful idea next time, can you explain it clearly to me, so that I will be even more moved.
Seeing Eggy jumping down the steps cheerfully and running towards its little fish, Liu Xiaoyang's feet seemed to be filled with lead.
No, now is not the time to be disheartened. The only way out for me to start a new life is to cheer up and devote myself to hunting. But before that, it seems that I should...find a reliable companion first.
"Owner."
Glancing at Eggy who turned back, and then at the accompanying cat in a western suit beside Eggy, Liu Xiaoyang scratched his head and raised his eyebrows to show a sinister smile.
"Eggy, why are you blushing? Could this be your new girlfriend?"
"Master Hunter, hello. My name is Alice, and my master asked me to wait for you here."
Alice's tone was polite and respectful yet elegant, no wonder she instantly replaced Xiao Yugan as the focus of Eggy's attention.
However, in view of species differences, Liu Xiaoyang still focused on the master in Alice's mouth.
"Your master?"
"Well, she's going for a manicure, it should be a while... Oh, here it is."
Following Alice's fluttering tone, Liu Xiaoyang turned his head, and saw a figure in a flying insect swordsman outfit standing on the top of the stone steps with one hand holding a top hat. It looked as if... The long-legged goddess who almost bleeds to death?
"You... you... you... good." Liu Xiaoyang stood there dumbfounded, and after his eyes met those blue eyes, he completely lost his normal language function.
"Hi, my name is Rosa." Rosa's breath swept over Liu Xiaoyang's nose, with a faint rose scent, "Let's go upstairs and chat while eating."
In the private room on the second floor of the bathing place, Liu Xiaoyang and Dandan sat side by side, holding the bottomed teacup with both hands, as if they were waiting for the verdict of their lives.
When Rosa sat across from them, she had already changed into a poisonous dragon shooter outfit. While adjusting the sleeve of her left hand, she broke the calm: "I think you are special, and I found that you are I'm alone, so I came to you just to ask if you would like to come with me?"
Me, me?
Such an extremely impactful plot and the extreme ecstasy that followed created a frozen and silly expression on Liu Xiaoyang's face.
"It's so annoying, you don't speak, do you want to reject me?"
No!How could I refuse you? ! !A lesson from heaven and earth!I am [-]% willing, [-]% willing! !
But why can't I nod and speak?God, if you don't play with me like this, the opportunity to be with the goddess is not every day. After this village, there will be no such shop. Do you really have the heart to watch me die alone all my life? ! !
Liu Xiaoyang fought fiercely with the gods in his humanoid shell, but from the corner of his vision, he saw Dandan rushing to the table, grabbed the teapot and poured it on his head.
Eggs!What are you doing, do you know what it means to add fuel to the fire?Well, of course you do.
"Master, there is smoke coming out of your head. If you don't extinguish it quickly and burn down the house of the owner of the bathhouse, your debts will increase again, and I will be one step further away from Xiaoyugan."
Thank you for your passionate explanation, but can you stop mentioning the dried fish!
Wait, what are you talking about, smoke coming out of my head? ! !
As the burning sensation brought by the tea gradually subsided, Liu Xiaoyang also regained his thinking ability a little bit.
How can the human head smoke?If Eggy didn't trick me on purpose, it would be... my standard nerd's brain was running too fast and burned out...
But on the other side of the dining table, Rosa obviously didn't pay attention to the small matter of smoking. She hooked Lanhua and fingered the blond hair on her forehead, and then put on a curious tone: "Why? You Still owe the village chief money?"
God, my goddess, listen to me explain!Although I owe the village chief a lot of money, it is my own business. I will try my best to hunt and pay back the money, and I will never hold you back. So, please don't dislike me, okay?In addition, please allow me to reiterate ten thousand times, I really really want to marry you, oh no, together!
"It's so annoying, why don't you answer anything when I ask you?"
Eggy, it's time for you to perform, come on, say something!
"Yes, master, he owes the village chief a lot of money, and he may not pay it off in his life, so he can't go with you for the time being, but if you are willing to pay off the debt for him, buy me a pack of small fish by the way Do it, he might think about it again."
asshole!Consider your grandma a paw!I curse you for a lifetime without small dried fish!
Liu Xiaoyang moved his eyeballs with difficulty, and the complex eyes looking at Dandan finally turned into a line of clear tears.
"Okay! That's it, I'll help you pay off the debt, but what is Xiaoyu doing, can I change it to the top salmon in Yuyun bathing place?"
"Yes!!" Eggy shouted and raised her paws to show her approval, followed by the sound of the teapot shattering.
The door opened, and the owner of the bathing place poked his head out, glanced at the debris on the ground, and then at Eggy, who was posing in a surrender posture with a face of "None of my business", immediately took out the small ledger and wrote it down. a sum.
"Boss, you came at the right time. This, put it on my account, and I will pay off all his previous debts. In addition, I will serve us four extra large plates of top-quality salmon."
Liu Xiaoyang obviously underestimated the psychological trauma caused by a month of mushy meat, so when a plate of fat salmon was placed in front of him, he miraculously recovered his motor function.
Looking down at the plate of salmon that piled up like a mountain, and looking up at the goddess whose every move was like a poster, he still felt that all this was as beautiful as a dream.
At that moment, he seemed to see himself wearing a silver fire suit, holding a thunder wolf slashing ax, standing on the top of the God's Domain against the hot wind mixed with sparks, holding the goddess he had dreamed of in his arms.
All the women longed for him as the lover of their dreams, and all the men gave him envious and jealous eyes. From now on, Yuyun Village will be his leisure resort, where you can soak in hot springs and eat salmon all you want.
If it is said that I have traveled here, been tricked so many times, suffered so many injuries, and suffered so much, all in exchange for such an ending, I just want to point to the sky with tears in my eyes and say: "Those To those who have left scars in my life, I forgive you!"
Lily is gone, that mellow figure was once a nightmare that put him on the verge of life and death, but it is often difficult for people to forget the initial feelings in their lives.
The injuries on his body gradually faded away, and Liu Xiaoyang also recovered from the joy of getting rid of Lily, lowered his head as if lost, and muttered in his mouth: "Eggy, you said that Lily is now..."
Wait, Eggy, what are you looking at so engrossed?
Following Eggy's dazed gaze, Liu Xiaoyang felt two streams of heat gushing out of his nostrils.
"Master, what do you think happened to Lily?"
"Who is Lily?" Liu Xiaoyang's voice drifted out of breath, and the whole person had already entered a state of out-of-body state.
Because right in front of his line of sight, a curvy and long-legged stunner wrapped only in a short towel walked towards him.
That waist-length golden curly hair, that porcelain-white smooth skin, and those slender ankles like a deer.
goddess!This kind of goddess who only appears in game promotional videos actually let me see her alive today!
And, she actually smiled at me.
Moreover, she was only wrapped in a piece of cloth.
Moreover, she didn't dislike my nosebleed! !
"Liu Xiaoyang! How did you make the hot spring like this?!" The owner of the bathing place shouted and pulled him out of the hot spring.
Facing the alluring smile of the goddess, Liu Xiaoyang only felt his forehead heat up, and the nosebleeds split into two streams, flowing all the way to the tips of his toes.
"Master, towels."
"Go away, I want to let the goddess see my heroism."
Sitting on the small square stool in the village chief's office, watching the village chief's abacus and fingering in a smooth manner, at this moment, Liu Xiaoyang's heroic spirit has not even left a scum.
"Because of you, the No. 298765, No. [-], and No. [-] pools of the bathing place have all been polluted to varying degrees. The owner of the bathing place said that it will be closed for three days for cleaning, so the hot spring water fee, hot spring cleaning labor cost, hot spring cleaning material cost, plus this The three-day suspension loss is a total of... [-]z!"
"Ah, why are there so many?!"
"A lot? That's a lot? The boss has already given you a 10000% discount for gold card members! Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to add the 488765z you spent in the bath. Calculated in this way, your current total debt is [-]z."
Hearing the village chief report the result calmly, Liu Xiaoyang suddenly felt that this string of illusory numbers was so heavy.
"Ou... Village Chief, if you continue like this, I will lose the courage to live. If I die..."
"It's okay, even if you die, I can still cash it out."
"Master, you can't beat her, let's go home and eat dried fish."
Looking at Eggy's big watery eyes, Liu Xiaoyang clenched his fists unconsciously: "Haven't you ever thought that the more money I owe, the farther away you will be from your beloved Xiaoyugan?"
"I thought about it."
"so what?"
"So I just handed you a bath towel."
"In such a critical moment, there is really not much difference between covering and not covering, okay?"
"But, I gave you the bath towel to stop your nosebleed."
blocked... nose... blood...
God, if you have such a wise and powerful idea next time, can you explain it clearly to me, so that I will be even more moved.
Seeing Eggy jumping down the steps cheerfully and running towards its little fish, Liu Xiaoyang's feet seemed to be filled with lead.
No, now is not the time to be disheartened. The only way out for me to start a new life is to cheer up and devote myself to hunting. But before that, it seems that I should...find a reliable companion first.
"Owner."
Glancing at Eggy who turned back, and then at the accompanying cat in a western suit beside Eggy, Liu Xiaoyang scratched his head and raised his eyebrows to show a sinister smile.
"Eggy, why are you blushing? Could this be your new girlfriend?"
"Master Hunter, hello. My name is Alice, and my master asked me to wait for you here."
Alice's tone was polite and respectful yet elegant, no wonder she instantly replaced Xiao Yugan as the focus of Eggy's attention.
However, in view of species differences, Liu Xiaoyang still focused on the master in Alice's mouth.
"Your master?"
"Well, she's going for a manicure, it should be a while... Oh, here it is."
Following Alice's fluttering tone, Liu Xiaoyang turned his head, and saw a figure in a flying insect swordsman outfit standing on the top of the stone steps with one hand holding a top hat. It looked as if... The long-legged goddess who almost bleeds to death?
"You... you... you... good." Liu Xiaoyang stood there dumbfounded, and after his eyes met those blue eyes, he completely lost his normal language function.
"Hi, my name is Rosa." Rosa's breath swept over Liu Xiaoyang's nose, with a faint rose scent, "Let's go upstairs and chat while eating."
In the private room on the second floor of the bathing place, Liu Xiaoyang and Dandan sat side by side, holding the bottomed teacup with both hands, as if they were waiting for the verdict of their lives.
When Rosa sat across from them, she had already changed into a poisonous dragon shooter outfit. While adjusting the sleeve of her left hand, she broke the calm: "I think you are special, and I found that you are I'm alone, so I came to you just to ask if you would like to come with me?"
Me, me?
Such an extremely impactful plot and the extreme ecstasy that followed created a frozen and silly expression on Liu Xiaoyang's face.
"It's so annoying, you don't speak, do you want to reject me?"
No!How could I refuse you? ! !A lesson from heaven and earth!I am [-]% willing, [-]% willing! !
But why can't I nod and speak?God, if you don't play with me like this, the opportunity to be with the goddess is not every day. After this village, there will be no such shop. Do you really have the heart to watch me die alone all my life? ! !
Liu Xiaoyang fought fiercely with the gods in his humanoid shell, but from the corner of his vision, he saw Dandan rushing to the table, grabbed the teapot and poured it on his head.
Eggs!What are you doing, do you know what it means to add fuel to the fire?Well, of course you do.
"Master, there is smoke coming out of your head. If you don't extinguish it quickly and burn down the house of the owner of the bathhouse, your debts will increase again, and I will be one step further away from Xiaoyugan."
Thank you for your passionate explanation, but can you stop mentioning the dried fish!
Wait, what are you talking about, smoke coming out of my head? ! !
As the burning sensation brought by the tea gradually subsided, Liu Xiaoyang also regained his thinking ability a little bit.
How can the human head smoke?If Eggy didn't trick me on purpose, it would be... my standard nerd's brain was running too fast and burned out...
But on the other side of the dining table, Rosa obviously didn't pay attention to the small matter of smoking. She hooked Lanhua and fingered the blond hair on her forehead, and then put on a curious tone: "Why? You Still owe the village chief money?"
God, my goddess, listen to me explain!Although I owe the village chief a lot of money, it is my own business. I will try my best to hunt and pay back the money, and I will never hold you back. So, please don't dislike me, okay?In addition, please allow me to reiterate ten thousand times, I really really want to marry you, oh no, together!
"It's so annoying, why don't you answer anything when I ask you?"
Eggy, it's time for you to perform, come on, say something!
"Yes, master, he owes the village chief a lot of money, and he may not pay it off in his life, so he can't go with you for the time being, but if you are willing to pay off the debt for him, buy me a pack of small fish by the way Do it, he might think about it again."
asshole!Consider your grandma a paw!I curse you for a lifetime without small dried fish!
Liu Xiaoyang moved his eyeballs with difficulty, and the complex eyes looking at Dandan finally turned into a line of clear tears.
"Okay! That's it, I'll help you pay off the debt, but what is Xiaoyu doing, can I change it to the top salmon in Yuyun bathing place?"
"Yes!!" Eggy shouted and raised her paws to show her approval, followed by the sound of the teapot shattering.
The door opened, and the owner of the bathing place poked his head out, glanced at the debris on the ground, and then at Eggy, who was posing in a surrender posture with a face of "None of my business", immediately took out the small ledger and wrote it down. a sum.
"Boss, you came at the right time. This, put it on my account, and I will pay off all his previous debts. In addition, I will serve us four extra large plates of top-quality salmon."
Liu Xiaoyang obviously underestimated the psychological trauma caused by a month of mushy meat, so when a plate of fat salmon was placed in front of him, he miraculously recovered his motor function.
Looking down at the plate of salmon that piled up like a mountain, and looking up at the goddess whose every move was like a poster, he still felt that all this was as beautiful as a dream.
At that moment, he seemed to see himself wearing a silver fire suit, holding a thunder wolf slashing ax, standing on the top of the God's Domain against the hot wind mixed with sparks, holding the goddess he had dreamed of in his arms.
All the women longed for him as the lover of their dreams, and all the men gave him envious and jealous eyes. From now on, Yuyun Village will be his leisure resort, where you can soak in hot springs and eat salmon all you want.
If it is said that I have traveled here, been tricked so many times, suffered so many injuries, and suffered so much, all in exchange for such an ending, I just want to point to the sky with tears in my eyes and say: "Those To those who have left scars in my life, I forgive you!"
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