On the correct posture to disturb the plot

Duan Zixiao is very popular in the world.

Some people say that he possesses a peerless magical power, and he can easily shake the foundation of Dazhao Kingdom for thousands of years, and his attainments are unmatched. From the emperor of the state, down to the heroes of the rivers and lakes, everyone flocks to him like an ant;

There are also rumors that this son bears a blood feud, and must kill people and drink blood every day, gouging out his heart and refining medicine, so that he can restrain the number one magic skill in the world; There are a lot of things, charming bones are natural, and they can easily seduce people's souls and minds, and they are willing to be driven by them.

All in all, Duan Zixiao's whereabouts are strange and evil like ghosts. If you encounter him on the road, you'd better take a detour.

Regarding these rivers and lakes rumors, Duan Zixiao can only laugh it off.Although people's words are scary, they are empty. If it wasn't because of his special status, how could there be so many right and wrong?

"Fool, I'm distracted again." Behind him, a deep and elegant voice suddenly sounded.

Duan Zixiao looked back, and saw a man in a white gown with a handsome face, looking at him with a smile at the moment.

Duan Zixiao smiled slightly, stretched out his white hand, and smiled charmingly at him, with a charming voice as if dripping water: "Come here."

The handsome man's pupils shrunk slightly, and his breath tightened. Looking at the charming young man in front of him, he couldn't help the hotness in his lower abdomen. He walked forward and hugged him in his arms.The warm breath brushed against his sensitive ears, making Duan Zixiao soft all over, his eyes were full of spring, his cheeks were flushed, his red lips parted slightly, and he groaned softly.

"Hmph, I did it all night last night, and you haven't fed you yet?" Another voice came from behind him coldly.

Duan Zixiao was startled suddenly, he looked up at the man in black at the door, quickly pushed away the man who was hugging him, his face was flushed, and he murmured: "I... How can I..."

"You still said no, Zixiao, you just promised me the day before yesterday that you will accompany me to double cultivation today, did you forget?"

The man in green shirt standing next to the man in black snorted coldly.

The white-clothed man just had a feeling, and was suddenly interrupted by this group of people. He was very upset in his heart. He stood up abruptly with a "swipe", and pulled Duan Zixiao behind him. Han Tan: "Today Zi Xiao belongs to me alone, so don't any of you think about him."

The man in black sneered and said, "Since when did Zi Xiao become you alone? I think you don't want to live."

The man in white drew out the cold iron soft sword that never left his body, and with a flash of cold light, he pointed at the man in front and said coldly: "In this case, let's decide the winner today, and let you know who is qualified to stand beside Zixiao man."

"Count me in!"

"And I!"

"Hmph, how can I be missing on this occasion?"

……

Duan Zixiao was a little anxious, seeing that the group of people in front of him started to fight again, and hurried forward to stand in the middle, his tone was a little flustered: "You are not allowed to fight anymore, I have fought eighteen times this month, do you know The repair costs alone cost two-thirds of all my savings! If this continues, I won’t even be able to eat!”

The man in red at the side raised his brows slightly, his beautiful peach eyes were full of indifference, his long eyelashes fluttered lightly, and he said to Duan Zixiao, "Zi Xiao, with your little savings, you can't compare to me. One ten-thousandth in the treasure house, you follow me, and I will lead you to get it."

Duan Zixiao's eyes lit up immediately, and he said happily, "Really? Then let's go quickly."

"Don't think about it!"

A few angry snorts came from the side, neatly and uniformly, and the murderous aura suddenly poured in from all directions. In an instant, the whole house was crumbling by the strong air current, and it didn't take long before it quickly scattered around. The room turned into a pile of ruins.

"I'm going to kill you!"

Duan Zixiao screamed, picked up a feather duster beside him, and slapped everyone hard.A few people dodged left and right in embarrassment, their black hair was covered with chicken feathers, but they didn't dare to provoke Duan Zixiao, who was in a rage, so they could only silently look at the escape route with a guilty conscience, and they disappeared without a trace after a while. no trace.

Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth with a cold face, looked at the ruins in front of him, raised his head to the sky and screamed: "Why are there so many of my old attacks!!!!"

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21st century.in front of the computer.

The otaku duanzi Xiao typed the last word on the keyboard, read it twice with satisfaction, and found that there were no typos, so he clicked to save, quickly posted it to the bottom of his personal column, and then closed the web page.His eyes were icy cold, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised. He smiled evilly at the computer, and said in a very cold and noble way: "Reminder, reminder, reminder, you know the reminder! This boring world, why don't you just let me destroy it with my own hands?" It's gone."

Duan Zixiao, a 25-year-old patient with severe secondary illness, is a well-known online novelist by profession.This person is very fond of writing stallion novels, and all the male protagonists in his works are full of wives and concubines in the harem, hugging from left to right, with extraordinary talents, which is almost the ultimate fantasy of all men.Although Stallion's writing has long been rotten, Duan Zixiao still attracts groups of young nerds to flock to him by virtue of his strong writing skills, as well as his shameless and all-consuming plots. Worshiping each other, he seems to have become the unique super male god in the minds of the otaku world.

However, not long after this extra post was posted——

"Duan! Zi! Xiao! I think you are undercut!" The editor's roar was clearly transmitted from the other end of the phone to Duan Zixiao's ears, and he couldn't help but tremble all over. Don't answer this broken call.

"Tell me what kind of flamboyant you are. As for treating your male lead like this? It's all right for the heroine to pretend to be the southeast branch, but you dare to let the male lead and the supporting actors have sex, and you are always the f*ck! Do you want to be slapped to death by me!?" The editor's roar resounded throughout the room.

Duan Zixiao took the phone away with trembling hands, and stammered: "Who told you to keep urging manuscripts! You also decided to update [-] words a day for me without authorization. Readers urging me to update every day made me almost cry. I haven't had a good night's sleep for days!"

The editor said earnestly: "Then why don't you write the main story and let your male protagonist and male supporting role get together? Do you know that doing so will annoy the readers? You just made it up and clicked within a few hours. For more than seven digits, readers have not stopped complaining about mailboxes and phone calls for even a second! Are you not self-destructing your future?!"

Duan Zixiao swallowed, and said weakly: "No, it's not that serious, right? Then what should we do now?"

The editor snorted coldly, and then said: "The only thing we can do is to delete the article. You should write me an author statement now, saying that because your author number was stolen, someone published it in your name to discredit you. It is estimated that it can calm the anger."

Duan Zixiao broke out in a cold sweat, and said, "Will anyone believe such a nonsense reason?"

The editor gritted his teeth and said, "Then tell me, is there a better way than this?"

Duan Zixiao laughed twice, and praised a few times in a hypocritical manner: "Hey, you did a good job in crisis public relations. How about treating you to a five-yuan Malatang tomorrow?"

The editor said coldly: "I don't care about your Mala Tang, you just update it for me, and you must update me with [-] words tomorrow, and one word missing will kill you!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone with a "snap", causing Duan Zixiao's hands to tremble in fright, and almost threw the phone out.

Duan Zixiao walked to the computer, opened the webpage, entered the account password, and just logged into the backstage, and was almost scared out of his wits.

Although the extra article has been deleted, there are still countless messages in the reader's message area that keep sending out "beep beep" prompts. Duan Zixiao pulled to the bottom of the statistics, and there are nearly tens of thousands more Message.

Duan Zixiao shook his little hands in fear, and opened the home page to the high floor. The more he looked, the more frightened he became, and the more powerless he looked.

ID: Duan Zixiao, you are my life:

"This episode completely subverted everyone's world view. The originally cool and savage male lead Duan Zi Xiao accidentally fell off the cliff because of the assassination of his enemies. According to the law of caves that appears most frequently in the novel, the golden arm male lead Duan Zi Xiao Sure enough, by chance, in a certain cave, he obtained a peerless book—Juju Collection. From then on, Duan Zixiao opened the door to a new world, and quickly grew into a weak subject who triggers aphrodisiacs from time to time. One, one after another epic love story happened with all the male supporting characters, it was simply earth-shattering, like crying like a complaint, it can be called the most bloody love story of the year.

As a result, the protagonist Jun who opened his golden arm wildly was ruthlessly abandoned on a road of no return.The girl is gone, the harem is gone, the younger brother is gone, everything is gone.

Immediately afterwards, a pear blossom brought rain, panting three times at one step, and the peerless comfort of the weak willow and the wind appeared vividly on the paper.As soon as he appears, all the male animals around him will have green eyes and follow him involuntarily. They just want to be with Cointreau that night... This is the general content of this episode, you can imagine it yourself~ Please call My free summary of nature! "

Immediately following the post were replies mixed with various human organs——

ID: Duan Zixiao, you are not worthy to be my male god:

"Duanzi Xiao, you XS1DJAOD...! Love to give me back my cool and crazy stallion hero!"

ID: Lanxiang graduated from the top student:

"It's really a sad story...but I still want to ask, which one is better in excavator technology?"

ID: There is a kind of pain called chrysanthemum explosion:

"Duanzi Xiao, you XS1DJAOD...! Instead of the ravaged stallion male lead, you will be the little sufferer and be crushed for the rest of your life!"

ID: Actually I am a rotten girl:

"On the top floor! Oh hehe, although she is a rotten girl, it should be very exciting to see the author being greatly suppressed!"

ID: Rotten girls go to death:

"The rotten girl upstairs, can you think of not being so dirty, this is the Q point, go back to Jiangjiang, okay?"

ID: What's wrong with the rotten girl:

"The shit-spraying idiot upstairs, my old lady swears that you will be so fleshed out that you will let a hundred men take turns rape/rape you, a hundred times a day, do you believe it or not?!"

ID: Rotten girls go to death:

"Come on, I'm afraid you won't succeed, my man is Wang Sicong, what a shit! See if I don't play tricks on you!"

ID: Ma Yun my lover:

"Hmph, it's my husband's world now, can the people upstairs pay attention to your tone?"

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Duan Zixiao looked helplessly at the comments and replies filled with mourning, but secretly sneered in his heart, twenty thousand a day?Don't dream, I am not such a man who is easy to compromise.

But at this moment, Duan Zixiao suddenly felt a white light flash in front of his eyes, and a huge pressure suddenly swept over him. Before he had time to exclaim, he, he, he...

He just wore it.

Duan Zixiao sighed, looked at the "Chrysanthemum Collection" in his hand and read it several times, and suddenly felt very tired.

Really NoZuoNoDieWhyITry.