On the correct posture to disturb the plot

Duan Zixiao wants to cry but has no tears, he is just making a joke, isn't it just a little spoof?Isn't it just that the protagonist is assigned to the supporting males?Isn't it just killing all the heroines?Master Zeus, why are you making such a big joke with others?

At this time, Zeus, who was far away in the sky, put down the mouse in his hand, and smiled charmingly: "Duan Zixiao, I was in vain serving you with torpedo bombs all the way, how dare you, how dare you write to the god's favorite harem queen Ren Chenwei?" Dead, but you accidentally tripped over a rock and fell to your death! I think you don't want to live anymore...!"

"Master Zeus, what's wrong with you?" Apollo, the male god who was sitting on the golden carriage and was about to go home from get off work, frowned and asked Zeus with a distorted face.

Master Zeus returned to his previous noble and glamorous style, and said in a cold voice, "It's getting cold, let Duan Zixiao travel through."

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Duan Zixiao, who had completed his brain-fill automatically, sighed again, lowered his head and carefully checked the treasure book in his hand, howled wildly, threw the book into the stinky ditch not far away, and roared: "Who the hell wants Practicing chrysanthemums! I am a straight man who is easy to cut?"

At this moment, an elegant and melodious male voice sounded from the ears, which shocked Duan Zixiao who was in extreme anger.

"Hello, dear user, this is the Wearing Fiction Branch of the China Traveler Association. I am your personal customer service number 89757. Congratulations on your application to become a VIP member of the Traveler on February 2022, 2. I hope you dress well. Be happy, dress happily, and the Traveler Association is with you!"

Duan Zixiao scratched his scalp and looked around: "Where is your hidden camera? Hand it over, and I promise I won't kill you."

ID 89757: "Customer Duan, you are so humorous."

Duan Zixiao said angrily, "Tell me, what is your intention in sending me to such a place where no birds shit, turtles don't lay eggs, without my consent?"

ID 89757: "Customer Duan, you are so humorous."

Duan Zixiao murmured: "Could it be that this is still the automatic reply of the voice version? Mahuateng, your skills are obviously not up to the mark, the automatic reply of the text version is simply weak!"

ID 89757: "Customer Duan, you are so humorous."

Duan Zixiao reached out and knocked on the non-existent table in front of him, and said seriously: "Comrade number, when are you going to get back to business? This customer service is a shame to the customer service industry. I applied for another customer service, and the negative score will be fucked." !"

ID 89757: "..."

The number 89757 of the innocent lying gun said helplessly: "Customer Duan, as an excellent customer service staff, please allow me to explain and explain to you why you traveled to the novel."

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "Comrade number, can you not call me customer Duan? Every time you call me like that, I will think of client."

No. 89757: "Client... er, customer Duan, since the establishment of the Traveling Association last month, it has always adopted the service tenet of "knowing the hearts of the people and obeying the wishes of the people", which has been widely praised by the world for thousands of years. Due to your malicious tampering Stallion novels, transforming the male protagonist into a peerless hero who has always been suppressed by male supporting actors, causing your readers to complain and curse you to travel to this book to replace the protagonist and be suppressed by others, so we started the time shuttle, sent you to this world."

Duan Zixiao said: "I want to ask you a very serious question."

Number 89757: "Please tell me."

Duan Zixiao raised his paw, and asked in a questioning tone: "It was founded last month, how can it be widely praised by the world for thousands of years?"

Serial No. 89757: "...that paragraph just now is actually an automatic reply, and I will give my opinion to the Secretariat."

Duan Zixiao nodded and asked, "The part that should be revised was created last month, or has it been widely praised by the world for thousands of years?"

ID 89757: "Does it matter?"

Duan Zixiao took it for granted: "Of course it is important, this determines the length of the qualifications of the Traveler Association."

Serial No. 89757: "...the modification has been widely praised by the world for thousands of years."

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "Well, it has only been established for a month, and the qualifications are really short. No wonder the service attitude is so poor."

No. 89757: "According to the regulations of this association, if more than 1 people file a lawsuit, this association will accept the case according to the law of space. The content of the sentence is 'Duanzi Xiao, you XS1DJAOD...! You will replace the ravaged/ravaged The stallion male lead will be a lifelong little sufferer and be crushed for the rest of his life!''s message, the number of replies has reached exactly [-]. Therefore, you have traveled through time."

The author is a high-risk occupation, you need to be cautious in choosing a career!

Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth and said, "Who is the person who left the message?"

ID 89757: "Sorry, we have no right to disclose the personal information of the landlord."

Duan Zi Xiao Yangtian sighed: "It's all fate!"

No. 89757: "Customer Duan, in order to achieve the wishes of the people, you can only choose to stay in this world and continue to complete your mission for a period of five years."

Duan Zixiao said indifferently: "Isn't this just a holographic online game, and it's so high-end."

ID 89757: "You can also understand it this way."

Duan Zixiao said: "What if it can't be completed within five years?"

ID 89757: "Humanitarian Destruction."

Duan Zixiao: "... Mama, I want to go home!"

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What Duan Zixiao traveled to was a novel with the background of ancient martial arts.Judging from the protagonist's age, Duan Zixiao should be new to the rivers and lakes now. He has no identity, no money, and is still getting into trouble and being hunted down.Duan Zixiao checked the clothes of his young servant, and roughly judged that it should be the plot where Duan Zixiao bribed the guard servant to escape from the Zhao Mansion quietly.

In the plot, Duan Zixiao's grandfather gave him a blueprint before he died.This drawing is the location of the secret treasure handed down by the Duan family since ancient times.Every place marked above holds unexpected treasures and riches.Money, Magical Artifacts, Divine Medicines... There are so many kinds of them, and all of them are placed in very secret places.Even though the locations are clearly marked on the blueprint, these locations are not only full of traps, but also cannot be triggered by chance.Therefore, these secret treasures have not been obtained by anyone for thousands of years, including the Duan clan.It's not that the Duan family doesn't want to look for it, it's just that because of the leaked secrets back then, they were chased and killed by countless people from all walks of life, and even regarded as a thorn in the side of the suspicious emperor.The Duan family gradually declined during the year-round exile. Duan Zixiao's grandfather fled to the remote and closed Qingshan Town of Dazhao Country to live in seclusion. .

Then, Duan Zixiao inadvertently told the news that the Duan family lived in seclusion in Qingshan Town, and finally it was learned by various forces, so different killers were assigned to seize the blueprint.In order to avoid disaster, Duan Zixiao had to choose to flee again and again.

It wasn't until a few years later that Duan Zixiao, as the protagonist, made rapid progress in martial arts, became more and more powerful, and his power continued to expand during his constant escapes. After he successfully subdued many terrific younger brothers, he embarked on the road of searching for secret treasures with peace of mind.In the end, he got the treasure of the Duan family that everyone coveted for thousands of years.

At this time, Duan Zixiao, who had changed into a new shell, was holding a book of chrysanthemums in his hands with black lines, and opened it helplessly to read.

Duan Zixiao, with the three big characters "Duan Zixiao" on his head, felt a lot of pressure. This invisible pressure almost crushed his spine.In particular, the blood-red experience bar under the game ID was completely motionless at [-]%, which made him extremely helpless who had read the Chrysanthemum Book a hundred times.

How the hell do you practice this!The qi sinks to the dantian... How the hell does this qi sink to the dantian!I don’t understand the first sentence of the formula!I beg God to give a master to my family! !

God: "Follow this road and go west. You will see a huge cave, and there is something you want in the cave."

Duan Zixiao: "...Comrade number, please don't make fun of your customers, it's very unprofessional."

ID 89757: "Hehe."

Ha ha, ha ha, your sister, ha ha, ha ha, your whole family, ha ha ha.

Duan Zixiao got up helplessly from the ground, patted his buttocks and walked to the west.About half an hour later, a cave really appeared in front of my eyes.

Water Curtain Cave...Where's the water?What about the monkeys all over the mountains and plains?

Water Curtain Cave, your sister!

Uh, this seems to be the name of the hole I spoofed at the beginning.

Duan Zixiao snorted coldly, put the chrysanthemum book in his arms and put it away, then quickly approached the dark hole, swallowed, and walked in.

The cave was dark and humid, and the cold was awe-inspiring. Duan Zixiao's calf was trembling, and he could only grope forward by instinct. Unfortunately, after walking for a long time, he still couldn't see any living people, nor could he see any light.He couldn't help thinking helplessly, maybe some zongzi would jump out and bite him later.

"Aww!! Roar~~~"

A deafening voice suddenly came from the front, causing Duan Zixiao to fall to the ground in fright.

There aren't any zongzi here, but there are so many beasts! ! !

Duan Zixiao quietly shouted into the air: "Number, number, are you still there?"

Silence answered him.

Duan Zixiao couldn't help complaining: "When there is no danger, there is a lot of nonsense, but at the critical moment, I run away without a trace. If I don't complain to you, I will look down on myself."

Duan Zixiao stood up gently, stretched out his hand to support the cave wall, turned around and wanted to exit the cave.It's a pity that the sky didn't come true, and before he could take two steps, he was almost fainted by the roar and stench ahead.

"Who are you?" A cold voice suddenly rang in my ear.

Duan Zixiao's whole body stiffened immediately, cold sweat dripped down his fair cheeks, he didn't move, he didn't dare to turn his head or answer, he just stood there blankly, letting the cold wind behind him blow his whole body.

"It turned out to be a mute, or a fool." The voice behind him was deep and hoarse, and now he laughed lightly, matching the strange scene and the roar of an unknown monster behind him, he felt that he could almost see God.

"You..." After Duan Zixiao said this word, he successfully fainted from fright.

Mu Huaixi looked at the handsome young man who fainted in front of him with a complicated expression, feeling a little helpless for a moment.

He originally only wanted to look for a herb called "Yiyecao" in the cave, but he didn't expect to find a person instead of the herb.And this person seemed to be fainted by him.

"It's too timid." Mu Huaixi muttered while picking up firewood, "It's simply too unqualified for a man."

I'm weak, okay?Can a bold weak subject be called weak subject?

If Duan Zixiao is awake at this moment, he must refute his fallacy loudly, and tell the other party by the way that he is determined not to be bold according to his own general receiving attribute.However, at this time, Duan Zixiao had just played 293 rounds with the reader who left a message in his dream, and when he was about to use the strange move "Flying Immortal Outside the Sky", he woke up.

Duan Zixiao opened his eyes slightly, rubbed his swollen eyes, and looked around in a daze.

Unexpectedly, he was still alive, Duan Zixiao immediately drew a cross on his chest and recited Amitabha.Can't help sighing, no wonder heroines like to faint so much, it's very safe for a person possessed by the protagonist to wake up after fainting.Surely there will be countless little gongs vying to save him.

Duan Zixiao stretched his waist, and touched his arms immediately. This touch almost scared him out of his wits, because his upgrade book was gone.

"Hey, my treasure." Duan Zixiao sat on the ground crying pear blossoms with rain, like a picture of crying and rain under the hazy autumn moon.

"What's wrong with you?" Mu Huaixi, who came back from collecting firewood, looked at the boy who was pretending to cry, and asked helplessly.

Duan Zixiao was startled, looked up and looked forward, and a handsome man at the superstar level immediately came into view.The man was dressed in white, and his long black hair was tied back by a hairpin. His beautiful eyebrows were slightly furrowed at this moment, and his black jade-like pupils were as deep as a cold pool, and he was looking at him sternly and harshly.